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myswtghst
11-11-2007, 10:20 PM
So, I didn't get this call (thankfully) but I got to hear about it from a coworker when I got in today. Apparently this came through around 7pm last night, and started out normally enough....

R: My lovely coworker
J: The Caller

R: Thank you for calling *mycompany* This is R, how can I help you today.
J: Wow, I didn't expect to get through so fast!
R: Really? Oh, well we're not that busy tonight.
J: Oh, so are you the girl I'll be talking to tonight? (*note: Our techs do sometimes ask things like this, as they know there are only a few of us here at night)
R: Yes, that will be me. Can I get your name?
J: Oh, well it's J.
R: Can I get your last name, J? (*note: we need full names from the techs)
J: Well, I didn't think I'd have to give out my last name on this call...
R: Ok, well, what can I help you with this evening?
J: Well, it's seven inches long and three inches wide.
R: :eek: Excuse me?
J: It's seven inches long and three inches wide.

At this point, R had to mute the phone because she was laughing so hard, and after asking twice if she was still there, J gave up and hung up. I still wish I was here to see/hear that. :lol:

Irving Patrick Freleigh
11-11-2007, 11:39 PM
Well, you've always been telling us other people say you have an appealing phone voice...

That's funny. I don't care who you are.

Gurndigarn
11-12-2007, 12:38 AM
J: Well, it's seven inches long and three inches wide.
R: :eek: Excuse me?
J: It's seven inches long and three inches wide.

Hey! It's Soda Can Dude!

Tria
11-12-2007, 01:15 AM
Hey! It's Soda Can Dude!

The guy from the Pussy Gush movie? Texas tattoo on his right arm?

JustADude
11-12-2007, 11:09 AM
Hey! It's Soda Can Dude!

I think he meant 3-inch circumference, not a 3-inch diameter. Padding the estimate, as it were.

cinema guy
11-12-2007, 12:31 PM
I rang a lady once and asked about her knockers.

Door knockers.

I worked for a door and window manufacturer and was looking for a specific sixe.

ArenaBoy
11-12-2007, 02:03 PM
I rang a lady once and asked about her knockers.

Door knockers.


"WHAT KNOCKERS!"

"Thank you."

Usual cookies reference.

crazylegs
11-12-2007, 02:25 PM
I rang a lady once and asked about her knockers.

Door knockers.

I worked for a door and window manufacturer and was looking for a specific sixe.

On one of my first ever shifts I had a woman ask me if i had any nuts... I had to let her down gently, we'd run out! :devil:

iradney
11-12-2007, 02:33 PM
"WHAT KNOCKERS!"

"Thank you."

Usual cookies reference.


Er, Young Frankenstein? :confused:

donruss
11-12-2007, 05:49 PM
Young Frankenstein, aw crap 2nd one in. No cookie for me. :(

rvdammit
11-12-2007, 09:34 PM
Probably one for the Brits:

Four Candles?

crazylegs
11-12-2007, 09:51 PM
Four Candles?


Fork Handles! :D

mariamousie1
11-13-2007, 02:17 AM
TMNT quote-
Donatello: No I'm not playing hard to get, I keep telling you it's not that kind of hotline! :lol:

iradney
11-13-2007, 09:19 AM
Young Frankenstein, aw crap 2nd one in. No cookie for me. :(

I'll share! less calories, more joy :D