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Dreamstalker
08-21-2006, 03:38 PM
So Jordan is still in Lubbock, possibly thinking of moving to Boston, but is still trying to get me to move down there (unsure; at this point I don't have the money to move, much less start paying rent, and I'd need a guaranteed job there first). I'm also just used to larger cities with existing public transportation (the T isn't perfect, but it's damn good).

He has a friend staying at his place...the girl's a bit crazy from what I hear. Apparently when she's not drunk or otherwise intoxicated she's fine (but from what I hear that is very rare). The other night she apparently offered him some brownies...which had a substantial amount of weed in them (he did not know this). She knows we're together.

So I'm on the phone with him last night, and from the background I hear her yell (to me) "Can I have sex with you?"

*sound of brain screeching to a halt; up until that point the conversation was normal*

BWUH?!

She also apparently thinks she's moving in (which he does not want as she appears incapable of doing household chores).

To quote Greg Sanders: "This just entered a whole new dimension of weird."

PuckishOne
08-21-2006, 03:42 PM
To quote Greg Sanders: "This just entered a whole new dimension of weird."
Jordan needs to close the dimension door, oh, RIGHT NOW. This sounds like a bad situation and a prelude to something worse. He needs to get that crazy - ah, female (I'll be nice) - out of his apartment pronto.

Greg Sanders would do it, or else Grissom would have his lab-coated ass sacked. ;)

Good luck.