COMINATCHA
08-23-2006, 12:48 PM
Some new family has moved in next door to my house (I live at the end of a cul-de-sac), and i'm quickly realising that the children (three of them) are smartass little brats with no respect for anyone or anything.
They use obscene language, even to people who are just walking past. And when I dare go check my own mail, they stop and stare at me and sometimes yell out lovely things like "I wana sex you!"
Keep in mind that these kids are aged about 6, 9, and the eldest would be maybe 15.
Today I was innocently sitting in my chair, in my house, reading a magazine when I hear this loud bang on the window. I open the curtains to see the youngest kid, running up my driveway to get the ball that he'd just kicked into the window. He sees me looking at him and quickly runs back onto the street as I practise my best 'angry' face in preparation for the next time.
And there was a next time - they kicked their stupid ball into my car - my NEW car!
That was it, I had had enough of their crap.
I stormed outside and grabbed the ball from under my car. The eldest one was walking towards it to grab it, and seemed to think I was about to throw it back to him. Haha, think again ya little shit.
I start to head inside and he yells out "Hey! That's stealing! Gimmie my ball!"
I smiled sweetly at the little darling, "Well you kept kicking it at me, so I assumed you must want me to have it, thanks" :roll:
He stood there, waiting for me to end the joke and give it back.
I went inside and shut the door.
Mwhahahaha!
The kids went inside and it was peaceful once again. But I feared they may send a parent over to ear-bash me, cause usually if the kids are awful the parents are twice as bad (they learnt it from somewhere.) So I sat the ball just outside my front door. I haven't stolen it, just hopefully taught them a lesson (although I doubt it).
Stupid kids. The littlest one is so cute and innocent looking, with his blonde curly hair, i'm always in shock when I hear the obsceneties come out of his mouth. :eek:
They use obscene language, even to people who are just walking past. And when I dare go check my own mail, they stop and stare at me and sometimes yell out lovely things like "I wana sex you!"
Keep in mind that these kids are aged about 6, 9, and the eldest would be maybe 15.
Today I was innocently sitting in my chair, in my house, reading a magazine when I hear this loud bang on the window. I open the curtains to see the youngest kid, running up my driveway to get the ball that he'd just kicked into the window. He sees me looking at him and quickly runs back onto the street as I practise my best 'angry' face in preparation for the next time.
And there was a next time - they kicked their stupid ball into my car - my NEW car!
That was it, I had had enough of their crap.
I stormed outside and grabbed the ball from under my car. The eldest one was walking towards it to grab it, and seemed to think I was about to throw it back to him. Haha, think again ya little shit.
I start to head inside and he yells out "Hey! That's stealing! Gimmie my ball!"
I smiled sweetly at the little darling, "Well you kept kicking it at me, so I assumed you must want me to have it, thanks" :roll:
He stood there, waiting for me to end the joke and give it back.
I went inside and shut the door.
Mwhahahaha!
The kids went inside and it was peaceful once again. But I feared they may send a parent over to ear-bash me, cause usually if the kids are awful the parents are twice as bad (they learnt it from somewhere.) So I sat the ball just outside my front door. I haven't stolen it, just hopefully taught them a lesson (although I doubt it).
Stupid kids. The littlest one is so cute and innocent looking, with his blonde curly hair, i'm always in shock when I hear the obsceneties come out of his mouth. :eek: