Favourite movie quotes

[Lace Neil Singer]

Different from the game as the point is not to guess, but just to post your fave quotes. One at a time, people.


"So,So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb." - Spaceballs.

This quote has always made me laugh. :lol:

[NightWolf]

"Come on, Thorny, what game are you playing here? I can say "meow". I can say "moo". For twenty bucks, I'll call the guy a "chicken fu**er"." - Super Troopers

[Lace Neil Singer]

"I just lost my virginity in a confessional booth, lord have mercy!" - Detroit Rock City

[Sphinx]

"This job would be great if it wasn't for the f***ing customers." -- Clerks
I am sure I will think of more later but thats all my brain could find this morning.:lol:

[protege]

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" -- 1969 version of The Italian Job

"We want....a shubbery!" -- Monty Python & the Holy Grail

[Lace Neil Singer]

"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!" - Life Of Brian

[PuckishOne]

One at a time?? That's no fun... :D

"Protection? From what, Tommy? Ze Germans?" - Jason Statham in Snatch

[SteverinoNY!]

"Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though."
CaddyShack - Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield)

[BrassCowboy]

(after cutting off his own thumb with a table saw)

"Can you believe this? Would you look at that? Just call me "Mr. Butterfingers." I think it's on the floor somewhere. Is my face red." ---UHF

[NightAngel]

"I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
-"Rowdy" Roddy Piper in They Live

[NightWolf]

"Well that's great, that's just fu**in' great man. Now what the f**k are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty s**t now man... That's it man, game over man, game over! What the f**k are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?" - Aliens

[Greenday]

All you motherf***ers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna f*** your mothers while you watch and cry like little b****es. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax f***s who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our s***, then s*** out our s***, then eat their s*** which is made up of our s*** that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherf***s are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob. - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

[Sphinx]

"If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby? I say poor us. "
[Everyone Stares in awe of Sphinx] - Sphinx, Gone is 60 Seconds

[NightWolf]

DOH! Greenday, you beat me to the Jay and Silent Bob Quote. So I'll post with this lil gem. :D


"Well, not that it's any of your business, Randall, but she can't. You know how every girl's parents put a troll in them? Well, Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so, if I put my... thing... in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off" - Clerks 2

[PuckishOne]

"If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby? I say poor us. "
[Everyone Stares in awe of Sphinx] - Sphinx, Gone is 60 Seconds
"I thought you were from Long Beach."

:worship: :cool: :super:

You ROCK, Sphinx!!! :D

[Sphinx]

:worship: :cool: :super:
You ROCK, Sphinx!!!
*bows* Thank you , thank you :roll:



Freb: The corner of Wiltern and Wetherley... Tumbler messed up, he said the Porsche should be at the corner of Wiltern and Wetherly.
Kip: There it is.
Mirror Man: You're bullshitting me!"
Kip: I gotta get my tool
Mirror Man: Kip that's not a tool... that's a damn brick! Kip, man we gonna use a brick, we may as well call prison and make reservations!
-Gone in 60 Seconds


Sphinx- who loves this movie!!

[CreepyCarrie]

"Everything in this room is eatable, even I am eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
-Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"I'm reporting your name to the manager!"
"But the manager already knows my name."
-Good Burger

"But enough about me, let's talk about you. What do you think of me?"
-Beaches

"I see you shiver with antici........pation."
-The Rocky Horror Picture Show

"My lucky rat tail! Just where I left it!"
-Hocus Pocus

"I don;t think a nun would say that about a hill."
-Moulin Rouge

"Ouisa has never done a religious thing in her life."
"Now that is not true! When I was in school, a bunch of my friends and I would dress up as nuns and go bar hopping."
-Steel Magnolias

[Acolyte]

'Back then, I never sold to Osama Bin Laden. Not because of any moral reasons, but because he was always bouncing checks.'
'That's one gun for every 12 people. The question is: how do we arm the other 11?'
-Lord of War

[NightWolf]

"In certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law. To pursue... natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No. Not vengeance. Punishment." - Frank Castle - The Punisher

[toolbert]

"I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
-"Rowdy" Roddy Piper in They Live

:lol: I love that movie. That's the next best line to the fight scene that shows up later.


"I'll believe that when me s**t turns purple, and smells like rainbow sherbet!"
~Super Troopers (love that film too :roll:)

Also from that movie (the searched long version):

Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.
Thorny: Yeah, his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
Foster: Which wouldn't make them shenanigans, at all, really.
Mac: (Irish voice) Evil shenanigans!
O'Hagen: I swear to God, I'll pistol whip the next guy that says 'shenanigans!'
Mac: Hey Farva. Whats the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy s**t on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Mac, Foster and Thorny: Oh, no! (Laughing) (Mac hands O'Hagen his gun.)

[Tanasi]

"Who am I? I'm Susan Ivanova, Commander, daughter of Andrei and Sofie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance, and the boot that is gonna kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart. I'm death incarnate and the last living thing that you're ever going to see. God sent me."
-- Ivanova in Babylon 5:"Between the Darkness and the Light"

"I reckon so". Josey Wales of The Outlaw Josey Wales.

[Rocko]

I'm Ron Burgundy. Go f*** yourself San Diego - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

[PuckishOne]

I can't believe no one else has posted this one yet...yay me!! :D

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

And my other favorite from this flick:

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is, 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less famous is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line'!"

- "The Princess Bride"

[Greenday]

I guess I'll go with another quote.

Scott: So, have you guys decided where you wanna go first?
Jenny: Paris! I heard two years ago, Nicky Jager's sister, Debbie, met this wealthy French guy, and spent a month sailing the Mediterranean on his yacht. Isn't that just the most romantic thing you've ever heard?
Cooper: Stuck on a boat with a weird French guy? That sounds a little gay.
Jenny: It's not gay. I'm a girl.
Scott: Kinda gay.
Cooper: A little gay.

Eurotrip!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Here are some of mine:

1) "As Daddy always says, a pound of pretention is worth a pound of manure."
"The poet laureate of Dogwood Lane" - Steel Magnolias

2) "It's a hundred miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's night and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it." - The Blues Brothers

3) "Sometimes I guess there just aren't enough rocks." - Forrest Gump

4) "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." - The Godfather Part II

I'll think of some more later. I'm still recovering from work.;)

[Spiffy McMoron]

I can't believe that there has not been one single quote from this movie:

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
-Ezekial 25:17, according to Jules Winfield in Pulp Fiction

ALSO

Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherf*cker, motherf*cker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE. In fact, what the f*ck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherf*cker should be on brain detail. We're f*ckin' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this n*gger's skull
-Also Jules Winfield in Pulp Fiction

A grave injustice, indeed.

[Ree]

It has to be that line from SpaceBalls, when President Skroob comes out of the teleporter and his head is on backwards.

"Why didn't someone tell me my ass was so big?" :p Gets me every time.

[Seanette]

"Do not attempt to grow a brain." Speed

[stormtreader]

*after drinking lighter fluid*
"Liar, what's in your toolbox?"
"No we have nothing. Sit down!"
"Liar, you've got antifreeze."
"You bloody fool. You should never mix your drinks! "

"There must and will be aspirin"

"We've gone on holiday by mistake"

some gems from Withnail and I :D

[sportsmom]

"Humans don't have tails. They have big, big bottoms and they walk around wearing ugly shorts going 'Hi Helen!'"

--Batty coda in Ferngully

[NightWolf]

"Well it's true! You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough." - Dr. Evil - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

[BrassCowboy]

Another one:

"How you supposed to run a successful business, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor! You ain't representin'! You ain't keepin' it real!" ---Double Take

[PuckishOne]

DGoddess opened the "Steel Magnolias" can of worms, so who am I to argue? ;)

My Ouisa favorites:

"I'm not crazy, Malynn...I've just been in a very bad mood for 20 years!"

"The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God."

And, of course, Claree:

"She worships the quicksand I walk on."

"I really love football, but it's hard to parlay that into a reason to live."

[South Texan]

Moses: I got scruples too, you know. You know what that is? Scruples?

Addie: No, I don't know what it is, but if you got 'em, it's a sure bet they belong to somebody else!

-----Paper Moon

[AFpheonix]

"Is it Atomic?"
"Yes! Very atomic!"
-the 10,000 tiny fingers of Dr. T

"I like you, Private Joker, you can come to my house and fuck my sister."
-Drill Sergeant, Full Metal Jacket

[Cia]

"I've got a bad feeling about this." first three Star Wars movies

"I love a good piece of ass." Steel Magnolias

[PuckishOne]

"I like you, Private Joker, you can come to my house and fuck my sister." -Drill Sergeant, Full Metal Jacket
Very near the top of my list for Greatest Movie Ever.

This is sooooooo fun!!!

Crusty Scientist: "Why do you wear that thing on your head?"
Chris Knight: "Because, if I wear it anywhere else, it chafes."
- "Real Genius"

:D

[Sphinx]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory.
-Apocalypse Now

[Broomjockey]

Col. Mustard: You're trying to make me look foolish in front of the other guests!

Wadsworth: You don't need any help from me.

Col. Mustard: That's right!

-Clue

Mal: Do you wanna run this ship?

Jayne: Yes

Mal: Well... you can't!

And

Kaylee: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers that weren't run on batteries.

Mal: Oh god! I can't know that!

Jayne: I could stand to know a little more.

-Serenity

[PuckishOne]

Geez, you guys are KILLIN' me here!! :lol:

Also from "Clue":

"To make a long story short..."
"TOO LATE!!"

Also from "Serenity":

Mal: "Were we fighting?"
Kaylee: "No."
Mal: "Trap!"

[Lace Neil Singer]

Jimmy: "Did you see a sign outside my house that said 'Dead Nigger Storage'? You know why you didn't see that sign?"
Vincent: (or possibly Jules; my memory is bad) *playing along* "Why?"
Jimmy: "Cuz storing dead niggers isn't my f***ing business!"

Honey Bunny: "Any one of you f***ing pricks move, and I'll execute every motherf***ing last one of you!"

- Pulp Fiction. I love sweary movies. XD

[Greenday]

Aw, Pulp Fiction. That movie holds a special place in my heart. And it's Jules that Jimmy is doing his speech to.

[Phoenix79]

I can't believe no one else has posted this one yet...yay me!! :D

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

- "The Princess Bride"

I have a few for you, puck!

"Wuv, twu wuv, is what bwings us togevah today" - Funky hatted Priest, Princess Bride :D

"Humpadink, Humpadink, Humpadink, Humpadink" Wife of Miracle Max

and don't forget the ROUS's! ;)

That is my favorite move of ALL FREAKING TIME!

Phoenix

[Lace Neil Singer]

;) Aw, Pulp Fiction. That movie holds a special place in my heart. And it's Jules that Jimmy is doing his speech to.Cheers for that. I have brain farts on occasion, and I simply could not remember.

[Myra]

From Fight Club:

Tyler Durden: "Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"

Tyler Durden: Did you know if you mixed equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?
Narrator: No. I did not know that. Is that true?
Tyler Durden: That's right; one can make all kinds of explosives using simple household items...
Narrator: Really?
Tyler Durden: If one were so inclined.

From Dusk til Dawn:
Seth: I may be a bastard, but I'm not a f**kin' bastard.

Santanico Pandemonium: I'm not gonna drain you completely. You're gonna turn for me. You'll be my slave. You'll live for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Why? Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. You'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog sh*t from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot". Welcome to slavery.
Seth: No, thanks. I've already had a wife.

Carlos: So, what, were they psychos, or...
Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a f*ck how crazy they are!

From 40 Year-Old Virgin:
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

Awesomeness.

[PuckishOne]

"Wuv, twu wuv, is what bwings us togevah today"
"That dweam within a dweam..." :D


and don't forget the ROUS's!
"Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist." :wave:

[Sphinx]

Is that gasoline I smell??

It cant rain all the time.
-Both from The Crow

[Caveat Emptor]

You get NOTHING!! You LOSE!!!!! GOOD DAY SIR!!! - WWatCF

I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough medicine..... - Stripes

[Rocko]

Farva: Liter is French, for give me some f**kin' cola before I break those f**kin lips
- Super Troopers

Guy- Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck d*ck for coke
Other guy- I seen him
Guy- That's an addiction man. Have you ever sucked some d*ck for marijuana?
Thurgood- Um no, can't say that I have
- Half Baked

(Holding a guy over a cliff by his ankle)
Matrix: Hey Sully you remember I promised to kill you last?
Sully: That's right Matrix, you did
Matrix: I lied (drops Sully)
-Commando

[toolbert]

Because I love Spaceballs

Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Sandurz: Now, you're looking at now, sir. Everything that's happening now is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Sandurz: Just now. You're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Sandurz: We can't.
Dark Helmet: Why not?
Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Sandurz: Soon.

[Twotall]

Ash: "Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my BOOMstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington, S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. Retails for about $109.95. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel... and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT!?"

Arthur: "Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?"
Ash: "Nope. Just me baby... Just me."

Witch: "I'll swallow your soul!"
Ash: "Come get some."

Army Of Darkness! EVERY time Bruce Campbell opens his mouth in that movie, he says something cool!

[Bliss]

"Well it's true! You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough." - Dr. Evil - Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

"Look, I can't beleive it's not evil!"

[Bliss]

"This... is an Ex Parrot" -- Monty Python, Flying Circus

"Mein fuhrer!!! I can Valk!!" -- Dr. Strangelove

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain." -- Blade Runner

[ForestDragon]

This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance. -- V for Vendetta (of course)

[digilight]

"Say 'ello to my little friend!" - Scarface

Okay, first things fuckin' last! - Reservoir Dogs

Lord have mercy! The Lord is my shepherd... he know what I want! - Friday

You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off! - Friday

You got knocked the fuck out! - Friday

Howdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men. See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so damn good! - House of a 1000 Corpses

[King BBCB]

"GO HOME TO YOUR MOTHER! DOESN'T SHE EVER WANT YOU?! THIS ISN'T SOME COMMUNIST DAYCARE CENTER! TELL YOUR MOTHER I HATE HER! TELL YOUR MOTHER...I...HATE...YOU!!!!!"--Mink Stole, having a slighty bad day, in Desperate Living

"So shines a good deed in a weary world."--Willy Wonka

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."--McCroskey (Lloyd Bridges) in Airplane

"I guess we keep goin' through it because we need the eggs."--Alvy (Woody Allen) in Annie Hall

I'm surprised no one (as far as I've read) has mentioned the Snakes on a Plane one yet.

[TNT]

Tony Berrutti checks out Jesse Lujack's clothes: "What are you doing... disguising yourself as an asshole? How many times do I have to tell you: style counts."

----- Breathless (1983)

[BrassCowboy]

I'm surprised no one (as far as I've read) has mentioned the Snakes on a Plane one yet.

"I have had it with these m*therf*cking snakes on this m*therf*cking plane!"

Hows that?

Plus, on of my own:

"No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir!" ---Romeo+Juliet

[PuckishOne]

"No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir!"
Did someone open up a can of Shakespeare whoop-ass? :D

"I was not born under a rhyming planet." - Benedick (Ken Branagh), "Much Ado About Nothing"

...and of course, my 2nd signature line, from "A Midsummer Night's Dream."

[MamaMootz]

Bartleby: Our last two days on Earth. If I had a dick I'd go get laid.
Loki: Well, let's do the next best thing.
Bartleby: What's that?
Loki: Let's kill people.

Bethany Sloane: You knew Jesus?
Rufus, the 13th Apostle: Knew him? Nigga owes me twelve bucks.


Both from Dogma

[XCashier]

From Ghostbusters:

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"

"I've quit better jobs than this! [answers phone] Ghostbusters, whaddaya want?!"

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say, 'YES!'"

[Lace Neil Singer]

From Ghostbusters:

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say, 'YES!'"
Oh that is a classic quote. :lol:

"Virgin alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do." - Spaceballs

[Ringtail Z28]

"Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?" Oddball (Donald Sutherland) says this one in Kelly's Heroes.

[Pagan]

"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've created." - Darth Vader, Star Wars - A New Hope

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" - French Taunter, Monty Python & the Holy Grail

I don't know why, but this one always makes me laugh -
"Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany. We must be cautious." - Ben Kenobi, Star Wars - A New Hope

The fact that Sir Sean Connery played this part, makes this line priceless -
"Haggis? What is Haggis?" - Juan Sanchez Villalobos Ramirez, Highlander

"Hello Beastie!" - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean - Dead Man's Chest

That's all I can think of now, I'm too hungry and tired!

[Greenday]

I'll throw another Monty Python quote on here:

Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away...
Sir Robin: *No!*
Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away...
Sir Robin: *I didn't!*
Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Crowd: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!

King Arthur: One, two, five!
Sir Galahad: Three sir!
King Arthur: THREE!

[ArenaBoy]

Monty Python's Life of Brian

"Are you the Judean People's Front?"
"F--- OFF!! We're the People's Front of Judea!!"

Pulp Fiction

"What ain't no country I ever heard of!"

[COMINATCHA]

This is from the movie 'Over The Hedge' when RJ is taking the other little critters on a tour of all things human. The come to a car, and he explains it as - "Humans drive around in it, because they are slowly losing their ability to walk."

[stormtreader]

Couldnt let Greendays quote go unfinished :D

"He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,
and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave sir robin.

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen--"
"Err, thats enough singing for now lads" :D

And had to add:

LAUNCELOT: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
GALAHAD: I don't think I was.
LAUNCELOT: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
LAUNCELOT: No, it's too perilous.
GALAHAD: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
LAUNCELOT: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
GALAHAD: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
LAUNCELOT: No. It's unhealthy.

[XCashier]

From The Beatles: Yellow Submarine

Blue Meanie Leader: "Oh, I haven't laughed so much since Pompeii!"

Fred: "Frankenstein!"
Ringo: "Oh yeah, I used to go out with his sister."
Fred: "His sister?"
Ringo: "Yeah, Phyllis."

Fred: "Don't pull that lever!"
Ringo: "Can't help it, I'm a born Lever-puller."

[RavenStarr]

"The price is wrong bitch"-Happy Gilmore

[Lace Neil Singer]

Couldnt let Greendays quote go unfinished

"He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,
and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave sir robin.

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen--"
"Err, thats enough singing for now lads"

And had to add:

LAUNCELOT: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
GALAHAD: I don't think I was.
LAUNCELOT: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
LAUNCELOT: No, it's too perilous.
GALAHAD: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
LAUNCELOT: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
GALAHAD: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
LAUNCELOT: No. It's unhealthy.
I love you. Those are 2 of my all time favourite quotes from that movie. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Vincent: And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

Mia: Don't you hate that?
Vincent: What?
Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yack about bull**** in order to be comfortable?
Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.
Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the **** up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

The Wolf: If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Clean the ****ing car!


I love this movie. :D (think I got all the bleeps)

[Hotelboy]

White Goodman: "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY!"

Patches O'Houlihan: "will someone catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!"

Peter La Fleur: "You had me at blood and semen."

Patches O'Houlihan: "Son, you're about as useful as a c**k flavored lollipop."

...have I mentioned that I loved Dodgeball?

[BrightEyedKitty]

I have a nice long list. :lol:

From To Sir, With Love (Keep in mind, this movie came out in 1967):

Mark Thackeray: It is your duty to change the world if you can. Not by violence, peacefully; individually, not as a mob.

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Thackeray: You CAN eat well, even though you're broke.
Barbara Pegg: Have you ever been broke? REAL broke? Skin?
Thackeray: Many many many times.

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Pamela Dare: You call those questions, all about his color and that? You've got nothing better to talk about, do you? You're just wasting our time! And Seales, you ought to know better!
Seales: What have I done? I didn't say nothing!
Pamela: No, you never say nothing, and you're half colored, too! If they want to know, why don't they ask you?
Seales: I'M NOT SIR, THAT'S WHY! Only wish I was...

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Thackeray: If you apologize because you're afraid, you're a child, not a man.

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Thackeray: I think one should fight for what one believes. Provided one is absolutely sure one is absolutely right.

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Thackeray: Are you going to use a gun or a knife every time someone makes you angry? You're supposed to be learning self-discipline here!

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Thackeray: Forgiviness is a gift of God, and it's up to you to make peace with your mother.

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Thackeray: (after entering the classroom to find a used maxi pad burning in the stove) I am sick of your foul language, your crude behavior and your sluttish manner! There are certain things a decent woman keeps private, and only a filty slut would have done this! And those who stood by and encouraged her are just as bad, I don't care who's responsible, you're all to blame! Now, I'm going to leave this room for five minutes, after which that disgusting object had better be removed, and the windows opened to clear away the stench! IF YOU MUST PLAY THESE FILTHY GAMES, DO THEM IN YOUR HOMES! And..not..in..my..classroom. (storms out)

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Clinty: What's your name?
Thackeray: (surprised) Thackeray.
Clinty: No, no, I mean your other name.
Thackeray: Mark.
Clinty: Mark...couple of things, Mark. We all know the old man's views. Basically we agree with them. But he's safe in an office. These kids come from homes where a naught is often accompanied by a blow, one rude word to their parents and the roof'll hit them...there's nothing like that going on here, right? So they've got us at a great disadvantage....Hackman tried to be popular, he hung himself. Weston couldn't care less about them, and that's no good. I can't guide you, but...don't take any nonsense from these little tykes. They're good kids, Mark, most of them. But if you don't solve them, they'l break you, and damn quickly.
Thackeray: That's been tried, by experts.
Clinty: Oh, they're very expert.

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Thackeray: Mr. Weston is not your techer, we won't discuss him. I'm the one to criticize if I fail to maintain the standards I ask of you.
Denham: That's not fair!
Thackeray: Sir, or Mr. Thackeray, didn't you understand?
Denham: That's not fair!......Sir.
Thackeray: I agree. But that's one of the many things you'll have to put up with as an adult. You'll just have to take it.

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Curly: What are we going to talk about, Sir?
Thackeray: About life. Survival. Love. Death. Sex. Marriage. Rebellion. Anything you want.

From The Sound of Music:

Maria: When I joined the Abbey we had to give all our worldly dresses to the poor.
The Captain: (Indicating the dress she's wearing) What about that one?
Maria: Oh, the poor didn't want this one.

From The Green Mile:

Paul Edgecombe: What do you want me to do John? I'll do it. You want me to let you walk out of here and see how far you get?
John Coffey: Now why would you want to do a foolish thing like that?
Paul Edgecombe: On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of his true miracles, what am I gonna say? That is was my job? My job?
John Coffey: You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done. I know you hurtin' and worryin', I can feel it on you, but you oughta quit on it now. Because I want it over and done. I do. I'm tired, boss. Tired of bein' on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. Tired of not ever having me a buddy to be with, or tell me where we's coming from or going to, or why. Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world everyday. There's too much of it. It's like pieces of glass in my head all the time. Can you understand?
Paul Edgecombe: Yes, John. I think I can.

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[a rehearsal execution]
Brutus "Brutal" Howell: Arlen Bitterbuck, you have been condemned to die by a jury of your peers, sentence imposed by a judge in good standing in this state. Do you have anything to say before the sentence is carried out?
Toot-Toot: [gleefully] Yeah! I want a fried chicken dinner with gravy on the taters, I want to shit in your hat, and I got to have Mae West sit on my face, because I am one horny motherfucker!

From Patch Adams:

Hunter Patch Adams: You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person I'll guarantee you'll win.

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Hunter Patch Adams: Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.

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Arthur Mendelson: You're focusing on the problem. If you focus on the problem, you can't see the solution. Never focus on the problem!

[BookMasterJMV]

From Independence Day...

[At the secret government lab]
President Thomas Whitmore: I don't understand, where does all this come from? How do you get funding for something like this?
Julius Levinson: You don't actually think they spend $20,000.00 on a hammer, $30,000.00 on a toilet seat do you?

[toolbert]

From Fight Club:

Narrator: It's just, when you buy furniture, you tell yourself, that's it. That's the last sofa I'm gonna need. Whatever else happens, I've got that sofa problem handled
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From Primal Fear:

"You want justice, go to a whorehouse. You wanna get f*cked, go to court"

[RecoveringKinkoid]

"Well isn't this place a geographical oddity! Two weeks from everywhere!" -Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

"Nothing like a good piece of hickory." -Pale Rider

“I don’t. know, Ma’am . . . Must be some kind of Torah!” - The Frisco Kid

"I'll take these Huggies here...and whatever cash you got". -Raising Arizona

Charly: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Mitch: "I sure hope not, 'cause right now I'm thinking about how much my balls hurt." -the Long Kiss Goodnight


Del: You play with your balls a lot.
Neal: I do NOT play with my balls.
Del: Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!
Neal: Are you trying to start a fight?
Del: No. I'm simply stating a fact. That's all. You fidget with your nuts a lot.
Neal: You know what'd make me happy?
Del: Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers? -Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

Customs official: Do you have anything to declare, sir?
Avi: Yeah. Don't go to England. -Snatch

"I totally loogied on that good, dead me!" -Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey


Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.
Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?
Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree? -The Long Kiss Goodnight