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Phone Jockey
07-09-2006, 05:20 AM
Customer: This will sound stupid—
Me: Um, all right.
Customer: Are you my “VCR Commander”?

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Customer: I want satellite.
Me: We don’t have satellite, mam.
Customer: I don’t care. I want it.

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Customer: Can you give me a wake-up call tomorrow morning?
Me: What?
Customer: With my digital phone…will you call my phone tomorrow & give me a wake-up call?
Jaden
07-09-2006, 05:36 AM
Customer: This will sound stupid—
Me: Um, all right.
Customer: Are you my “VCR Commander”?



"Commander PJ, red alert! Red alert! The VCR is now blinking 12 repeatedly! What do you think it is?!"

"It's a number between 11 and 13!"

:lol:
ShockQueen
07-09-2006, 05:44 AM
*gives PJ a pry-bar to get that freak magnet out from under her chair*

Gads, you are getting the cream of the looney-crop! Yowcha!
Spiffy McMoron
07-09-2006, 06:41 AM
Customer: I want satellite.
Me: We don’t have satellite, mam.
Customer: I don’t care. I want it.

PJ: I want a sensical phone call that won't make me weep into the receiver.
Customer: My cable doesn't get that channel.
PJ: I don't care. I want it.

:headdesk:

*Fixed your quote tags. ;) ~Ree
JuniorMintz
07-09-2006, 06:59 AM
Customer: Can you give me a wake-up call tomorrow morning?
Me: What?
Customer: With my digital phone…will you call my phone tomorrow & give me a wake-up call?

OOOOH OOOH OOOH! I'll do it! :angel:
Phone Jockey
07-09-2006, 03:38 PM
*gives PJ a pry-bar to get that freak magnet out from under her chair

*slaps customers with the pry-bar instead!*

Yeah, I get the escapees from the looney bin we call "the real world." It's sad... really sad.
Becks
07-09-2006, 03:41 PM
Customer: Can you give me a wake-up call tomorrow morning?
Me: What?
Customer: With my digital phone…will you call my phone tomorrow & give me a wake-up call?


You work at a hotel/motel now? Has this person never heard of an alarm clock? Some phones also have an alarm feature.

Yet another person that shouldn't be allowed anywhere unsupervised.
Phone Jockey
07-09-2006, 03:51 PM
You work at a hotel/motel now? Has this person never heard of an alarm clock?

Who knows? I guess he thought his phone should be linked to a local hotel/motel??
wagegoth
07-10-2006, 05:24 AM
Don't you wish that, whenever you get a call like that, you could zap the caller through the line with something that would make them sterile.

If we could have just one generation free of stupidity, what a world this would be.:angel:
protege
07-10-2006, 02:42 PM
*slaps customers with the pry-bar instead!*


Hehe A Clue-by-Four works *much* better :p
chainedbarista
07-10-2006, 04:16 PM
what do we do with the 'clue resistant' ones, then? no application of anything reinforcing clues works with them (alas, they seem to be breeding rabbit style...) and euthanasia's illegal...;)