warning!!!!

[Sarlon]

Alright boys and girls, this is something I had to pass along....I'm going to post here in this forum....a post that is prime example of what happens when boredom, booze, and World of WarCraft mix....

We got bored one day and decieded to remake some instances....what will follow will be an account of what transpired...please note that you donj't have to play the game to understand....just remmeber what happens when drinking and gaming collide ^____________^

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!:devil:

[Trayol]

When WOW is involved, nothing good can happen. I can't wait to read what happens. :popcorn:

[Sarlon]

Well...theres also the naked instances runs....those are fun!

Rules are...you gfo in with no armor or weapons, you can only equip what drops off the mobs...the trick is to see how far you get without dying!

To date I have done all at level 70: Deadmines, SFK, and the library of SM ^_^

Please note that the character WAS drunk at the time and her player only slighty tipsy....

[Andara Bledin]

Bwahaha. Sounds like fun.

When I hit 70, I think I'll try those "naked" runs and see how far I get.

Of course, since my main is a Hunter, that ought to be pretty far, since I'm Beast specialization, and the pet doesn't require equipment. :p

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For those who don't know the game at all, Deadmines, Shadowfang Keep, and the Scarlet Monestary Library are all fairly low-level dungeons (level 20 and below for a game that goes up to 70) and all accessible to both factions. (if you played an Alliance character, you would have a difficult time running the Ragefire Chasm instance because it is located in the middle of a major Horde city)

^-.-^

[Sarlon]

SM: library is 30 - 35 I think...but anywho....here is the start of the "remade" instances....

Name of instance: Life
level requirements: 0 - ??

Main Bosses

prez bush
VP cheny
Congress (no less then 50 members, and must be taken down at once before back up arrives)


Rare Spawns include

old man/woman (must have debuff "weak heart" or "deadly disease" and must have no less the 7 or 8 digits in bank with rewriteable will buff)
Honest Politican
Multimillionaire
Perfect man/woman


Quests to be included:
Find the perfect job!
go out and find the perfect job, it must include, but not limited to, high pay, good benefits, and something you must like doing.
Rewards include: health benefits, long term money goals, and possible wife/husband

Find the perfect wife/husband!
You must go out and find the perfect someone...ideally it would include totally devoted, possibly wanting children, and have more money then you could possibly spend.
Rewards include: A devoted husband/wife, that thinks you are the best thing to EVER happen, please note that this type is almost a rare spawn. The only other options you have are, the two common mobs "normal man/woman", and "cheating man/woman"
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It is to be noted that this instance is a semi set story, things can and will change, and don't forget the ultimate debuffs...

Bankrupt
Divorce
deadly illness
immediate family death
job loss


While there are many many possible paths this instance can take, please note that at the end of the instance there is only one exit...and you can't avoid it forever...
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OK OK I know this is WRONG! but this is what happens when booze and gaming mix...

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Last time I got hammered and played World of Warcraft, I woke up pregnant the next morning.

As God is my witness. :o

[Sarlon]

god got you pregnant??!?!!?!?!?!! is anyone else worried other then me?!

[RetailWorkhorse]

god got you pregnant??!?!!?!?!?!! is anyone else worried other then me?!

Nahhhhhhhh, but I wonder how Gid (referring to your avatar up there) would feel about that. She looks a little bit shocked. xD