The Best Mustache EVER!!!

[Greenday]

Behold, the greatness of my mustache. This is from two weekends ago at my semi-formal. It took me a whole two weeks to grow it, but damn it's awesome!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

You call that a mustache? :p You need to grow you some handlebars!

[BookstoreEscapee]

Meh. I like you better without it :)

[unclejampuff]

I am overwhelmingly jealous of men's ability to grow bitchin facial hair. If I was a guy, I'd have the best Tom Sellack mustache... I'm talking 70's gay biker porn stache. Mustaches are just too cool.

P.S. Grow some Wolverine cheeks. The ladies love 'em.

[Andara Bledin]

Um, Greenday... I think you have a little something on your upper lip.... :p

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[Jester]

It took you two WEEK to grow it? I thought I was bad....I need five days to grow my goatee to the point of it being at all worthwhile.

Although currently I am cleanshaven, and have been for four weeks now.....which is the longest by far that I have been cleanshaven in the last nine and a half YEARS. Before this current incarnation of smoothfacedness, I had not been cleanshaven for more than two weeks straight, and only a total of six weeks over that time period. Needless to say a lot of people down here are/were pretty surprised to see me without my usual face fur. :lol:

[DesignFox]

I like you better without the 'stache, too.

But, then, I prefer my men clean shaven. :D Luckily my hunny doesn't like the way a beard feels...but I'd imagine it'd drive me nuts if I had hair on my face that's as thick as his gets... one or two days and he looks like he hasn't shaved in a week. hehe.

[BookstoreEscapee]

I like you better without the 'stache, too.

But, then, I prefer my men clean shaven. :D Luckily my hunny doesn't like the way a beard feels...but I'd imagine it'd drive me nuts if I had hair on my face that's as thick as his gets... one or two days and he looks like he hasn't shaved in a week. hehe.


Hehe, I just finished reading The Year of Living Biblically by AJ Jacobs, and one of the rules he followed is no cutting of facial hair. The page opposite the title page has a series of pics showing the development of his beard. He goes from clean-cut looking guy to slightly scruffy to Orthodox Jew to terrorist...pretty funny...

[BrightEyedKitty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-9eTH62JYs

[edible_hat]

It took you two WEEK to grow it? I thought I was bad....I need five days to grow my goatee to the point of it being at all worthwhile.

Although currently I am cleanshaven, and have been for four weeks now.....which is the longest by far that I have been cleanshaven in the last nine and a half YEARS. Before this current incarnation of smoothfacedness, I had not been cleanshaven for more than two weeks straight, and only a total of six weeks over that time period. Needless to say a lot of people down here are/were pretty surprised to see me without my usual face fur. :lol:

I'd have to shave twice a day to stay clean shaven. If I was allowed to I'd grow a full beard but my fiance says beards make it hard to lipread.

[RetailWorkhorse]

I'm talking 70's gay biker porn stache.

:lol::roll: I think, no, I'm SURE, that I love you. :roll::lol:

[Evil Queen]

If I was allowed to I'd grow a full beard but my fiance says beards make it hard to lipread.
I must agree with your fiance. Sorry.

Well, Greenday, I like your 'stache. It makes you look like a lounge singer. (This poster likes Richard Cheese, lounge singer, so get used to it.)

[Gawdzillers]

Gustave Flaubert has you beaten:

[blas]

Ok I have to do it:

Who wants a moustache ride?!?!

On that note, I am getting so irriated at my legs. It may be part of being German and Italian, but I'll shave my legs at like 11:30 when I shower, and when I'm at the bar in the bathroom at 11:00 pm or so doing a "leg check" (to see if they are still soft) they are already prickly. I bought some of that Veet for my legs. I left it on for the longest time allowable before it starts to burn. Some of that crazy hair DIDN'T come off, and I followed the instuctions by not shaving for 72 hours before I used it. In fact, because of my work schedule and the fact that it's not worth it Sunday-Thursday, I don't shave my legs those days of the week. I tried it again yesterday, after going 6 days without shaving, and again, not all of the hair came off.

[Andara Bledin]

I've used a few different hair removal creams. One of them worked half-way. The others have done nothing towards removal of hair. *sigh*

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[the_std]

If you can stand it, waxing is awesome. I'll admit, if I go more than a month without doing it, it can get painful, but other than that, waxing is AWESOME. I have been doing it ever since I was sixteen, and when I started, if I let my leg hair grow out, I looked like a Sasquatch. Now, I'm looking at my legs and it's been three weeks since I waxed, and I can only see the hair around my ankles. Everything else is pretty much invisible. I love my wax.

[Andara Bledin]

I don't get hair on my ankles. Couldn't tell you why, but I think it's my sport socks.

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[unclejampuff]

On that note, I am getting so irriated at my legs. It may be part of being German and Italian, but I'll shave my legs at like 11:30 when I shower, and when I'm at the bar in the bathroom at 11:00 pm or so doing a "leg check" (to see if they are still soft) they are already prickly. I bought some of that Veet for my legs. I left it on for the longest time allowable before it starts to burn. Some of that crazy hair DIDN'T come off, and I followed the instuctions by not shaving for 72 hours before I used it. In fact, because of my work schedule and the fact that it's not worth it Sunday-Thursday, I don't shave my legs those days of the week. I tried it again yesterday, after going 6 days without shaving, and again, not all of the hair came off.

Ooh, how I feel you on that. I have pale pale skin and dark dark hair. Body hair shows up extremely well on me. I can never shave it often enough. Veet makes my delicate skin blister. I can't afford professional waxing, and I can't brace myself to do it on my own. I'm doomed to forever look like Robin Williams' knuckles. :cry:

And yet my brother wants to complain about how he can't grow a beard. Obviously, he wasn't satisfied with stealing all the best genes, now he wants to rub it in.

[crazylegs]

but I'll shave my legs at like 11:30 when I shower, and when I'm at the bar in the bathroom at 11:00 pm or so doing a "leg check" (to see if they are still soft) they are already prickly.

Try an epilator, it plucks the hairs out (like waxing) but only on a small area at a time, make sure your hair is short (ie 2mm) when you first try it. Eventually your hair will become very fine and soft.

The 'prickle' you feel is where the flat edge of the hair (where its been cut) pushes out. You don't get it with waxing/epilation because the hair is rounded at the end when it grows back.

Sometimes I know far too much about depilation for a man! :lol:

[Andara Bledin]

My company once had a stock of Epiladys. I have one, somewhere.

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