Speaking of going to the fair...

[TNT]

Something else happened at the fair the other night...

Larry the Cable Guy was the main attraction that night. Every few minutes, the PA announcer would call out, "There are still great seats left for Larry the Cable Guy." (the sign of a tanking career...)

To which I would yell out, "He's not a real cable guy! He's just a wannabe! I'm a real cable guy, so trust me on this. Don't listen to anything he says!"

Uh... maybe I shouldn't have been surprised that my date dumped me for a crackhead.

[Mr. Rager!]

Is Larry the Cable Guy the dude that said, "Git 'R done"??

Because if he is, I hate that man! Honestly, I live in a city, but around the city and subhurbs, there is farm land. Lots and lots of farm land... and farmers eat that stuff up. I'd constantly hear it. Once or twice, yeah, haha sure, funny... whatever. After hearing it 10-15 times a day, I wanted to punch someone in the throat.