What product names can you create?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Today, as our Scanning person was going through this weeks' stack of price changes, she came across a new brand of wine called Arrogant Frog.

Now I've seen some interesting names on the shelves already: Fat Bastard, Smoking Loon, Monkey Bay . . . . but Arrogant Frog just sounds, well . . . posh I guess.

For some strange reason (okay, so I'm strange at times) it got me to thinking: How do these manufacturers come up with these product names? Who has these jobs and how do I get one?

Then my mind went into overdrive and I came up with some wine names of my own:

Puking Chihuahua
Pissed Poodle
Happy Crocodile
Friendly Ogre
Wet Beaver (that should get more guys to drink wine, shouldn't it?:lol:)
Flying Cat

And, as a bonus here: Shrubbery Valley

So what kind of product names can you come up with?

[Jester]

I do have to mention one name that I love, that is produced here in the Keys: Big Pecker wines.

But if I were going to name some wines, I might have some fun with them.

Short Giraffe.
Laughing Hyena.
Drunk Grape.
Last Call.
Taxi. (They would only make red wines....cabernets....think about it....)
Over the Limit.
Dead in the Streets.
Shameless Flirt.

[BookstoreEscapee]

I don't know what to call it, but I want some of this wine (http://www.dailykitten.com/archives/1936-1936.html#comments). :D
(it'll open below the picture, you'll have to scroll up)

[Ringtail Z28]

:puke: is the name I'd give to this one.
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/295820/from_the_alcoholic_xfiles_korean_baby.html

[Gawdzillers]

I can come up with really metal song names.

"Scuba Tank Filled With Fart".

Ok, I stole that from Metalocalypse. :(

[ShadedWings]

:puke: is the name I'd give to this one.
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/295820/from_the_alcoholic_xfiles_korean_baby.html

Yarg! I'll have to agree with that. None of that for me thanks.

Names.. hmm...

Nope, can't get my mind of the dead animal alcohol now. Blarh. I'll think on it next day or so and see if I can some up with something though!

[tropicsgoddess]

Black Fox

Cat Chaser

Mind Cleanser

Dancing Elephant

Green Duckling

White Gorilla

Sour Grapes

Off Key Singer

Hammerhead (and I'm not implying about the shark...if you know what I mean ;))

Pants Down

[Evil Queen]

I'm rather fond of "The Pickled Parrot" which is the name of a curiosity shop in Cleveland, GA. I thin kit would be a great name for a bar.



:puke: is the name I'd give to this one.
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/295820/from_the_alcoholic_xfiles_korean_baby.html

Ew... vomit juice... how do you find this crap?!

[Ringtail Z28]

Ew... vomit juice... how do you find this crap?!

:lol: A radio show I listen to regularly brings stuff like this up to gross people out.

[iradney]

Drink U Pretty

What? It's true some of the time :D