Signs you spend too much time on CS

[Eben56]

My cat was yowling to be fed (early) this AM.. Yelled at Buzz to stop acting like an Entitlement Pussy.:doh:

[daleduke17]

When your first thought after an SC is "This is going on CS when I get home"

[smileyeagle1021]

I can top both of you... when you answer the phone at work and use your CS screen name instead of your real name.

[Crazeyal]

My CS name *IS* my workname.. or at least my rep :lol:

[Mr. Rager!]

When you make lists about signs about that you spend too much time on CS. :p

[tropicsgoddess]

When you have dreams of CS members (http://www.customerssuck.com/board/showthread.php?t=30128).:o

[DGoddessChardonnay]

When you have dreams of CS members (http://www.customerssuck.com/board/showthread.php?t=30128).:o

Are you seeing visions of furry manboobs in your sleep?:p

How about when one starts using phrases they read in the threads?

Seems as if one of my favorite lines to use on the BH when he starts getting whiny is to tell him to "pull on his big boy pants and deal with it.":lol:

[Evil Queen]

I have furry manboobs in my bed. (my SO has a very furry chest. teehee!) :D

[tropicsgoddess]

Are you seeing visions of furry manboobs in your sleep?:p

How about when one starts using phrases they read in the threads?



Or CS slang. Last night SO was talking about this incredibly gross video on you tube in such great detail (and I am a very visual person). I said to him, I need some :brainbleach:. No visions of furry manboobs for me. :p

[Becks]

Are you seeing visions of furry manboobs in your sleep?:p

Yep. Rowr. :eyewaggle:

How about when one starts using phrases they read in the threads?

Done that, too. I have coworkers talking about brain bleach, douchenozzles, and asshats...amongst other words and phrases.

[BookstoreEscapee]

I go through withdrawal if I'm too busy to get on my computer...also my apartment is a mess because I can't tear myself away.

Also, the number 4,126 4,129....

[Crazeyal]

I check the "CUSTOMERS SUCK" site...

At a customers location..:devil:

[Chazzie]

Whenever I try to get the wireless internet to work on my PSP, Customerssuck is always the first website I test.

[Sarlon]

when you call your own siblings EW...and they know what you mean...and you aren't ashamed...

[Slytovhand]

When your work colleagues hear you typing, and ask "Are you on that site again?"... even if it's an email :p

[Gawdzillers]

When you actively look for sucky customers, much like a street gang roving late at night, looking for action.

[McGoddess09]

When you just HOPE and PRAY that someone acts sucky just so you have something to post.

When a coworker tells you a story, you have to write it down or refer them to this website.

When you need a funny story to tell, you tell one from here.

When someone says "This person sucked", you use a story from here to show them it could be worse.


(I have done all four of these.:whistle:)

[SteeleDragon78]

you threaten people you know with being hit with a frozen salmon,

you threaten to commit sepuku with a sharpened carp (gravekeepr reference)

you start spouting things like douchewaffle, fucktrumpet, and entitlement whore at people in the mall.

offering cookies to random people for random things.

thats just what ive done yesterday, i did threaten someone disembowelment with a sharpen trout once, boy did i get a weird look

[protege]

...you remember the CS Bus, and want to plan a "kick the crap out of customers tour" of the US :lol:

[Evil Queen]

You let a fellow poster move in.

(XXDarrienX! I'm talking about you, are your ears red? :p)

[Acolyte]

You talk to someone on the phone and, after hanging up, think 'I bet Gravekeeper sold this guy Pimpjuice at some point.':rolleyes:

(Can somebody wipe Old Crow off the map? Please?)