Ultimate Brain-To-Mouth Filter Malfunction

[blas]

I was on the phone last Friday night talking to my friend Kelly. We never see each other anymore because she switched to day shift a while back and she's pregnant and also has her daughter Lisa, and she's overall just the busiest young lady on earth.

We were talking about how she only has 6 weeks to go until the baby comes, and all that wonderful baby stuff, names, clothes, etc etc....

And then she said it.........

"Ya know, I'm surprised you haven't gotten knocked up yet, blas."

I was smoking a cig, and I nearly choked when I inhaled.

WHAT?!

Kelly has never been a "fair weather friend" or a "bad friend", but sometimes she just says random crazy stuff that just makes your head spin.

I just uncomfortably laughed and said "Well, being sterile helps."

[Evil Queen]

:lol:

Does she know you're sterile? Maybe she didn't?

[blas]

She knows very well that I'm on the shot. She also knows that I don't want any children.

I think I've mentioned this before, but the area I live in is infamous for teen pregnancy. Well, teen pregnancy and lots of unplanned pregnancies period in young people......

I'm not ripping on people who have had babies when they were younger, because I'm an accident myself, but just because it happened to her and a lot of other people my age doesn't mean it's going to happen to me.

Kelly is also well aware that I have a zero tolerance policy when it comes to guys who won't wear condoms.

[Evil Queen]

Well, I'd count it as a brain burp. I'm sure she didn't mean to say something that would upset you.

But I hear it from a newbie cop in my area every time he sees me. :o

"So when ya getting married?! When ya gonna be popping out babies?!" It doesn't help that my co-worker (who is young and you and I) is 7 months pregnant. *sighs*

[RayvenQ]

Not as bad as what a friend on holiday said.

Was going for a drink with a female friend who I met on holiday in Malia about a week before (I was still in Malia with my parents) so my mum asked where we were going, so my friend blurts out "We're off to have wild passionate sex on the beach" I facepalmed.

And then, to compound matters even further, I was in the sports bar, in the middle of the day, it ws packed, where my favourite aunt works, she shouted me over and pulled from under the bar and held up...a box of 200 condoms and said rather loudly "I got these for you incase you need them" She's my favourite aunt but at that moment I could have killed her

[dispatch]

I had one recently, but I was on the other end. Family grumblings and gossip has a way of getting back to me and I never miss an oppertunity to call someone on their BS (I hate senseless drama) in public. According to the grapevine I have a habit of catching diseases from loose women :rolleyes: How did they come to this conclusion? because I've been tested multiple times :eek: combine that with not going to college and not being catholic (none of them go to church at all, I just dropped the label) and I'm the closest thing to a blacksheep we have in our family.

Anyhow, I was finishing my laundry at my parent's house and my mom was about to leave. She was saying goodbye to everyone and told me to "have fun and be safe" when I replied with "I'll try not to catch any STDs tonight" :roll:. that stopped her dead in her tracks with a horrified expression on her face that turned to embaressed laughter. Apparently she didn't know that I had caught wind of the sewing circle's judgement.
I love my mom and the rest of my family, I just really hate the polotics that come with the territory /rant

[Sliceanddice]

i recently ran in to an old friend of mine (background-when i was younger despite the fact some 'perfects" trying to be my friends, my friends where outcasts. Druggies, sexually abused, sexually agressive and criminals. One of my friends almost got brought up on rachetering charges at age 16! Why the good girls and i never got alone was despite the half ass attempts, i was over weight, artestic, loud, shy, inteliegent, gay and an one of the things that made me fit n less, and a abuse victum. They wouldnt and couldnt understand and be my friends, Black, leather, mariauna smoking yes smily, pink and yellow skirted with cardigens no.) and she was telling about how her boyfriend got deported, which was great, but now she and her son was alone, and i was telling her about how my other friend, the one almost sent up an rachetering charges, had 2 kids and ledt the state for work. She then did something that surprised me that i couldnt give the right responce.
Her-"Im surprised you haven't had kids yet, you always liked them"
Um wtf? dont you remember, GAY and INFERTIAL basically....
i was the only one in the group who was gay, who said it outloud in the caffiteria two days before we got banned for having an ice fight and almost destroying a table. and the only one who didnt think criminal friend was weird when she started experiemnting sexually and dated some slutty girl (well i did hate the girl she slept with a lot of people, more than criminal friend, and was alway a new lay) for almost two years.
and you FORGOT? how many drugs did you take?

[blas]

Always nice, isn't it?

Thankfully, my parents know better than to bug me about that. They actually encourage me to keep having fun and doing what I'm doing...maybe because I ruined my mother's life when she was 21? Some of my older relatives are still stuck in that "Everyone should be married and having kids by age 20 like we did back in the 50s" type deal. It's quite annoying. And when I tell them I want to go to Coooollllllleggggge and have a careeeeeeer.....oh I swear one of them is going to fall over one of these times.

[Amethyst Hunter]

My brother does this to me sometimes, except it's sort of a reverse. Now, I don't have any problem with couples expressing reasonable affection in public (i.e., you're not going for 3rd base where everybody can see it :eek: ), and many's the time when I've seen my brother and SIL share a happily-married kiss or occasional playful tweak. What will usually happen is that my SIL will half-jest to my brother something like "dude, in front of your *sister*?" and he'll come back with a nugget like "she needs to learn this stuff sometime."

As if I, celibate that I am, don't know that boys and girls have certain fundamental differences. :rolleyes: Hon, I'm a writer. Something tells me y'all would flip your lid if you knew the kinds of things I gleaned from reading and writing... :devil:

What gets me is that Brother seems to imply that I should be out there 'screwing around', so to speak. Okay, bro...here's the deal. If I go out and have sex just for the sake of getting laid, and I wind up on the losing end of the deal (disease, unwanted pregnancy, etc. - and with my luck, I *would* get in trouble), then what? You gonna pay for the medicine/abortion that I'd get?

Yeah. Didn't think so.

Come to think of it, next time he tries to needle me like that I should bring up his own lovely first-time experience with sex. He, at the tender age of 16, thought he'd contracted an STD (thankfully, it turned out to be just a very stubborn cold) from some random girl he'd slept with and wound up having to get a nice big Q-Tip shoved right up his pee-hole at the doctor's so they could test him for such. Needless to say, he didn't enjoy that very much. :D

To each their own, I say. As long as you're being responsible about it, what difference does it make whether you're abstinent or sexually active?

[smileyeagle1021]

wound up having to get a nice big Q-Tip shoved right up his pee-hole at the doctor's so they could test him for such.?

first off
ow ow ow ow ow ow

second I know what you mean on the brain to mouth filter.

apparently at the call center a lot of people thought I was gay, and one of my coworkers made the comment "hey, you saw the new Indiana Jones movie, you must have thought that Shia Lebauf (sp?) was hawt" it was like... ummm.... 2 things, first why does everyone think I'm gay, second, if I were and I was closeted as my coworkers seem to think, do you really think I'd be answering "oh yeah, that Shia, I just want to bend him over..."