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Lace Neil Singer
09-25-2006, 08:26 PM
Basically, post any good quotes from people on here, in this thread. Like this:

The issue is that here at the Blah Inn, we've recently acquired a fountain that once graced the lobby at the Dreadful Inn, another property that we own. It cost $200, and was clearly deeply overpriced. The clerks at the Dreadful grew to hate it for the fact that it's ugly as sin, and with its hypnotic splashing it was putting them to sleep, in addition to sounding like someone peeing. Hence the moniker, the "piddle fountain."

hauntedheadnc in Work Chat.

That just cracked me up for some reason. :lol:

Lace Neil Singer
09-26-2006, 10:10 PM
Argabarga in Sucky Customers

I guess too many folks think that thieves stand out somehow, like they wear striped shirts, tiny Lone Ranger masks, and carry around burlap sacks with "$" printed on the side.