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Jester
08-19-2008, 04:18 PM
On the one hand, I have a friend I've known for over 20 years who has virtually the same name (though slightly different spelling) as one of our Olympic athletes. So naturally, when I tuned in and saw the Olympian on the tv, I sent a text to my friend to offer her luck in the games and urging her to "bring home the gold." Of course, my friend is my age and has an office job in a major city, and is by no means an Olympic athlete, but it is still funny.

On the other hand, I have a friend I've known for about 20 years who happens to also be a pornstar. Not necessarily one of the more famous ones, but I stumbled across one or two message boards about her, and just can't stop laughing about some of the things these guys say. Especially since I KNOW her and what a goofball she is. One of the funnier things is that in many of the porns she's been in, she's been billed as a MILF.....despite the fact that she has never had children! I know, I know....what does reality have to do with porn? Just saying.

So, which is funnier? Having a friend with an Olympic athlete's name, or having a friend who is a pornstar that guys will excitedly discuss? It boggles my puny little mind!

Evil Queen
08-19-2008, 06:14 PM
I want to be a pron star. :D

crazylegs
08-19-2008, 06:24 PM
I want to be a pron star. :D

Put the comment down crazylegs and step away from the keyboard... :lol:

Becks
08-19-2008, 09:44 PM
One of the funnier things is that in many of the porns she's been in, she's been billed as a MILF.....despite the fact that she has never had children! I know, I know....what does reality have to do with porn? Just saying.

As best as I can figure, MILF is used when they can no longer quite pass as barely legal.

Or something.

:whistle:

auntiem
08-19-2008, 11:19 PM
I vote Olympic athlete - more opportunity for teasing of the "did you pass your drug test?" variety. Bonus points if the athlete has some other random scandal or takes off her top and runs around the field after scoring a goal. If her name twin is a vollyball player - please tease her about all that damn hugging. Seriously - do they really have to hug after each point? What is that about?!

Gawdzillers
08-19-2008, 11:28 PM
I vote the Olympic athlete, because I'd probably have to know your pornstar friend to get the joke.

Jester
08-21-2008, 12:49 PM
If her name twin is a vollyball player...

Nope. Track star.