Lace Neil Singer
09-29-2008, 07:59 PM
Q: Why did Bono fall off the stage?
A: Cuz he got too close to The Edge.
09-30-2008, 12:49 AM
From http://www.amiright.com/jokes/u2.shtml :
When Warren Zevon died, he was surprised to find himself in rock-n-roll heaven. St. Peter was showing him around, introducing him to all the departed rock stars. Visiting a fantastic music studio, he saw Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, John Bonham, Mama Cass, etc., etc.
Suddenly, with a flourish, Bono walked into the studio and joined in the jam.
Zevon gasped to St. Peter: 'I didn't know Bono died!'
'Oh no,' replied Peter 'That's God - he just THINKS he's Bono.'
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