Lovely spam, wonderful spam

[edible_hat]

I just got a spam titled:

"Tired of effective medications? Try us!"

I think they accidentally said more than they wanted to about their products.

[One-Fang]

LOL

I love cleaning the spam filter. There are some wickedly funny word choices in there. So far the absolute best p*nis euphemism is "pants dragon". Kept me giggling all day!

[draggar]

That's great. I am taired of my medications working! I want ones that don't work!

[protege]

I keep getting spam about "big pens."
My feeling about that? Well, instead of buying the drugs online, why not hit up Office Depot? They have all the pens you can stand :lol:

[Becks]

No fair.

The coolest spam I seem to be getting lately is in some Cyrillic dialect.

[DevilBoy]

One of my personal favorites was one that wanted to help me to, "use that cannon to attack her womb!"

[Blue Dragon]

One good one I've seen was titled: "Stephanie would you like to enlarge your penis?"

[Misanthropical]

Blue Dragon, I get those too. Address to my very female name. I also don't see how I would have any interest in making my *penis* so large I make other women scream. I think that would require me to actually have a penis to work, which last time I checked I did not have.

My husband, with his very male name, gets spam on how to increase the size of his breasts. :eek:

The medication ones are funny, because you know you are getting top shelf stuff by ordering through a spammer. :rolleyes:

[edible_hat]

I just got another one entitled "Bloody Vikings!"

[MadMike]

You guys should see some of the ones on here, which are only visible to us because of the moderation system we have in place. ;)

Not that there's a whole lot of that, since they make themselves so easily to spot, and we kill most of them before the even have a chance to post.

[Rapscallion]

Just got an email promoting a nail trimming for pets. I was sort of hoping for a raging pants dragon, but I'll take what I can get.

Rapscallion

[DevilBoy]

You guys should see some of the ones on here, which are only visible to us because of the moderation system we have in place. ;)

Not that there's a whole lot of that, since they make themselves so easily to spot, and we kill most of them before the even have a chance to post.I'm a moderator on another forum... I've seen some of the ones you are referring to... some even have video included.

:D;)

[Sylvia727]

Mis, I get the same sex-inappropriate spams. Sure, I'd like a ten inch penis! When can you have it delivered?

[edible_hat]

I just got a spam written in Polish in my email account where my username is my Polish-sounding surname.