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Xarlaxas
01-03-2009, 01:43 AM
Do what she says! She has a mean tickle! *perches on the armchair beside Kia*
ralerin
01-03-2009, 01:44 AM
*looks at the costume and blinks*
But where's my Las Vegas showgirl feather hat?
KiaKat
01-03-2009, 01:46 AM
Hmm.....
Where'd that hat go....
*searches*
Odd, it was here a second ago............AH!
*grabs it from under the bed*
Ok, who hid the hat?
*hands hat to ralerin*
ralerin
01-03-2009, 03:56 AM
*puts it on*
Thank you.
Now, what sort of dancing did you mean? And how many people should be involved, if any? :devil:
Bella_Vixen
01-03-2009, 04:59 AM
*lonely and wants to snuggle*
Bella_Vixen
01-03-2009, 05:00 AM
Butbutbut...I have to test people for my harem somehow!
Becks is the keeper of the male harem.
Sorry.
Official rules of male-harem keeping.
Becks
01-03-2009, 07:33 AM
My WI male harem is...lacking, compared to my NJ one.
I keep telling myself to give it more time, though.
Xarlaxas
01-03-2009, 10:41 AM
*lonely and wants to snuggle*
Aww. *siddles up to Bella and snuggles her, purring* :angel:
McGoddess09
01-03-2009, 07:37 PM
awwww purring Xar is soooo cuuuute!!
Xarlaxas
01-03-2009, 07:38 PM
Mew? *looks up from the snuggling* =^.^=
McGoddess09
01-03-2009, 07:42 PM
Mew? *looks up from the snuggling* =^.^=
*pets and scratches behind ears* Awwww. Who's the good baby?
Xarlaxas
01-03-2009, 07:47 PM
I'm not a baby! *pouts* :P But the scratching is nice..... *purrs*
McGoddess09
01-03-2009, 07:49 PM
I'm not a baby! *pouts* :P But the scratching is nice..... *purrs*
*keeps on scratching* My kitty cat would be jealous.
Xarlaxas
01-03-2009, 07:52 PM
Hehehe, indeed! *licks McGoddess playfully*
McGoddess09
01-03-2009, 07:53 PM
Hehehe, indeed! *licks McGoddess playfully*
o.o *licks back* You are yummeh!
Xarlaxas
01-03-2009, 07:57 PM
Rawr! So are you! *nibbles*
McGoddess09
01-03-2009, 08:17 PM
*bite* Rawr!
Xarlaxas
01-03-2009, 08:18 PM
Eeep! *purrrs and bites back*
crazylegs
01-03-2009, 08:53 PM
*Sits at bar*
Damn, there's not a drop of booze here at all! Glad I bought supplies with me!
McGoddess09
01-03-2009, 09:27 PM
Eeep! *purrrs and bites back*
*bats at lightly*
Bella_Vixen
01-03-2009, 09:39 PM
*Sits at bar*
Damn, there's not a drop of booze here at all! Glad I bought supplies with me!
Well, since Xarlaxas has let himself be led astray, you can join me. I have whiskey, a couple different kinds of tequila, brandy, armoretto, Irish Mist, Baileys, and God knows what else.
crazylegs
01-03-2009, 09:53 PM
Well, since Xarlaxas has let himself be led astray, you can join me. I have whiskey, a couple different kinds of tequila, brandy, armoretto, Irish Mist, Baileys, and God knows what else.
Well hello! :eyewaggle: Any cider in there?
Bella_Vixen
01-03-2009, 11:47 PM
Nope...fresh out of that. Sorry.
McGoddess09
01-04-2009, 12:24 AM
Well, since Xarlaxas has let himself be led astray, you can join me. I have whiskey, a couple different kinds of tequila, brandy, armoretto, Irish Mist, Baileys, and God knows what else.
You can join... :p
Bella_Vixen
01-04-2009, 03:58 AM
I don't share.
Bandit
01-04-2009, 04:53 AM
Brings a few 2-4s of Canadian beer to the party.....
B
McGoddess09
01-04-2009, 04:55 PM
I don't share.
Then you can watch :devil:
Xarlaxas
01-04-2009, 05:06 PM
I'm afraid that I've become a bit of a sick little kitty at the moment so am a little weak. :(
*curls up on Bella's bed and mews sadly*
KiaKat
01-04-2009, 06:02 PM
Becks is the keeper of the male harem.
Sorry.
Official rules of male-harem keeping.
I never said mine was restricted to males.
Care to audition?
McGoddess09
01-04-2009, 06:12 PM
I never said mine was restricted to males.
Care to audition?
Open auditions?
KiaKat
01-04-2009, 06:20 PM
Of course!
The costumes are in the closet (although the hats seem to have hidden themselves) and I believe there are still some food products scattered around from the last time I popped into the thread.
*sits back and awaits performance*
McGoddess09
01-04-2009, 06:25 PM
Of course!
The costumes are in the closet (although the hats seem to have hidden themselves) and I believe there are still some food products scattered around from the last time I popped into the thread.
*sits back and awaits performance*
*Puts on schoolgirl uniform with kitty ears and does sexy dance*
Xarlaxas
01-04-2009, 06:28 PM
*perks up from his space on the bed* Mew! I approve!
KiaKat
01-04-2009, 06:28 PM
CATGIRL!
*squeals*
(Ok, I'm not usually a fan of catgirls, but I've been watching a *lot* of anime lately)
Ahem. Sorry. That wasn't very professional of me.
Very nice. Any particular talents?
Xarlaxas
01-04-2009, 06:30 PM
*dons his cat-ears and tail* does the cat-girl want a cat-boy companion? =^.^=
crazylegs
01-04-2009, 07:11 PM
*sits quietly in the corner watching the show*
DGoddessChardonnay
01-04-2009, 07:33 PM
*sits quietly in the corner watching the show*
*comes up to the corner and takes a seat with a glass of red wine*
So this is what I've missed out on the last few days? Feathers and showgirls. Now all we need is a revival of the Rat Pack and we're all set.:D
*turns on CD player on stereo and starts playing "Copacabana" by Barry Manilow*
crazylegs
01-04-2009, 07:39 PM
So this is what I've missed out on the last few days? Feathers and showgirls. Now all we need is a revival of the Rat Pack and we're all set.:D
Well, unless I'm spectacularly squiffy I never sing in public! I would ask though, where have you been?
DGoddessChardonnay
01-04-2009, 08:02 PM
Well, unless I'm spectacularly squiffy I never sing in public! I would ask though, where have you been?
Besides working, I stayed wrapped up in bed most of Friday afternoon with a bit of a fever and stuffy nose.
Yesterday it was my nose stuck in a book, which I finished. Today, I'm feeling better but just didn't feel like getting dressed so I'm still in my jammies and robe.
And on top of that, my laptop hasn't come home from the repair shop yet and this old clunkly dekstop is slower than molasses in January at times.
Other than that, I'm still a pervert;)
McGoddess09
01-04-2009, 09:43 PM
CATGIRL!
*squeals*
(Ok, I'm not usually a fan of catgirls, but I've been watching a *lot* of anime lately)
Ahem. Sorry. That wasn't very professional of me.
Very nice. Any particular talents?
I'm VERY VERY good with my tongue.
Xarlaxas
01-04-2009, 09:46 PM
*sidles up to McGoddess and meows at her*
McGoddess09
01-04-2009, 09:50 PM
*sidles up to McGoddess and meows at her*
*Licks very slowly*
Xarlaxas
01-04-2009, 09:52 PM
Ummm, hehe. *licks back equally slowly, eying Kia as he does so* Enjoying the show? :devil:
KiaKat
01-04-2009, 09:58 PM
:drool:
*wipes chin* You're both in. Now scootch over, I wanna get in on the fun!
*omnomnomnomnom* Yay! Tasty people!
Xarlaxas
01-04-2009, 10:11 PM
Rawr! I could put on my Japanese High-School boy's uniform and then myself and McGoddess would be a matching set. ;)
KiaKat
01-04-2009, 10:16 PM
......
....
.
Damn you. I just cleaned up the girly-puddle.
RAWR!
*pounces Xar and nibbles his ribs*
crazylegs
01-04-2009, 10:18 PM
Other than that, I'm still a pervert;)
Prove it! ;)
Xarlaxas
01-04-2009, 10:25 PM
Damn you. I just cleaned up the girly-puddle.
RAWR!
*pounces Xar and nibbles his ribs*
Is that you volunteering to help me change? *gives Kia a coquettish look holding up his uniform* :devil:
Plaidman
01-05-2009, 12:07 AM
:eek::blink::jawdrop:
Plaidman has seen many horrors in the land of customers.
Plaidman is now very very scared of this thread.
crazylegs
01-05-2009, 12:09 AM
Plaidman is now very very scared of this thread.
You've read all of it too huh?
Xarlaxas
01-05-2009, 12:11 AM
I read it all before I started posting, heehee. Now where are Kia and McGoddess to help me change? ;)
DGoddessChardonnay
01-05-2009, 12:14 AM
Prove it! ;)
Okay.
*takes off clothes and strolls to the bar for a glass of wine*
You know, that hot tub out on the deck sounds right tempting right now. Or if that's not to your taste, I can deomonstrate several new ways to use Cool Whip. :eyewaggle:
crazylegs
01-05-2009, 12:18 AM
Okay.
*takes off clothes and strolls to the bar for a glass of wine*
You know, that hot tub out on the deck sounds right tempting right now. Or if that's not to your taste, I can deomonstrate several new ways to use Cool Whip. :eyewaggle:
Surely we can do one after the other...? ;)
DGoddessChardonnay
01-05-2009, 12:21 AM
Surely we can do one after the other...? ;)
Sounds good. I vote for the hot tub first - that way our muscles are nice and relaxed before we experiement with the Cool Whip.
I think there's some Hershey's chocolate syrup behind the bar too. . .:D
McGoddess09
01-05-2009, 03:29 AM
I read it all before I started posting, heehee. Now where are Kia and McGoddess to help me change? ;)
I'm here again! I was of *ahem* practicing for the harem. The SO wanted to help.
Xarlaxas
01-05-2009, 03:31 AM
Hehe, sounds like fun!
So, wanting to help me change? *wiggles*
Becks
01-05-2009, 04:47 AM
In case anyone's...interested...I picked up some cheesecake flavored pudding...;)
McGoddess09
01-05-2009, 06:24 PM
Hehe, sounds like fun!
So, wanting to help me change? *wiggles*
Do you really need to ask? ;)
Xarlaxas
01-05-2009, 06:26 PM
Hehe, it would seem not! *gives McGoddess the uniform*
McGoddess09
01-06-2009, 02:10 AM
Hehe, it would seem not! *gives McGoddess the uniform*
*takes all of Xar's clothes off and puts on the uniform* No underwear. Let's surprise Mistress KiaKat!
Xarlaxas
01-06-2009, 02:12 AM
Indeed! Everyone likes a nice surprise. What shall we do? :angel:
McGoddess09
01-06-2009, 02:18 AM
Indeed! Everyone likes a nice surprise. What shall we do? :angel:
I say we start out with dancing of the sexiness and then let Mistress Kia take it from there.
Xarlaxas
01-06-2009, 02:24 AM
Sounds like a good plan. :)
*rubs up against McGoddess and purrs* :devil:
McGoddess09
01-06-2009, 02:27 AM
Sounds like a good plan. :)
*rubs up against McGoddess and purrs* :devil:
Meeeoooowwww. *rubs back*
Xarlaxas
01-06-2009, 02:32 AM
Rawrrrrr. *cuddles up to McGoddess and nibbles on her neck playfully*
McGoddess09
01-06-2009, 03:50 AM
Rawrrrrr. *cuddles up to McGoddess and nibbles on her neck playfully*
Hey! Hey! HEY!!!
I like that! :D
Xarlaxas
01-06-2009, 03:58 AM
Glad to hear it! I'm always happy to please. Meowrrrr. *bites gently*
KiaKat
01-06-2009, 04:01 AM
Oooooo......now *this* is entertaining.
Any room for one more? I nibble quite effectively...
Xarlaxas
01-06-2009, 04:02 AM
There may just be, we could made a delicious sandwich..... :devil:
McGoddess09
01-06-2009, 04:22 AM
Yes Mistress Kia. We can make room for you.
Bella_Vixen
01-08-2009, 09:08 PM
3 days without any pervs?
:eek:
Elspeth
01-08-2009, 09:16 PM
maybe they are napping?
Xarlaxas
01-08-2009, 09:17 PM
Myself and McGoddess are waiting for Kia to respond to us.:devil:
McGoddess09
01-09-2009, 02:12 AM
For reals. What's a coed harem without it's mistress?
Xarlaxas
01-09-2009, 02:14 AM
An orgy? *wiggles enticingly* :devil:
McGoddess09
01-09-2009, 02:17 AM
Ohhhh. Me so horny! Me love you long time,Xar!! :p
Xarlaxas
01-09-2009, 03:40 AM
Heehee, sounds good to me! *leaps on McGoddess*
KiaKat
01-09-2009, 05:57 PM
I'm around, just not very pervish. Life is having its way with me at the moment.
But carry on, I'll jump back in soon.
Xarlaxas
01-09-2009, 07:34 PM
Aw. *gives Kia a hug* We shall keep things warm for your return!
*leaps on McGoddess again and licks her*
McGoddess09
01-09-2009, 10:27 PM
*nips at Xar's tongue*
Xarlaxas
01-09-2009, 10:31 PM
Meep! *nuzzles McGoddess*
McGoddess09
01-09-2009, 10:44 PM
*big huggle for Xar*
Bella_Vixen
01-10-2009, 04:55 AM
*double checking*
STOP!
The only orgies happening in my bed will be involving me, Fave Ex®, JJ, Jeffy, and/or Grissom.
Becks
01-10-2009, 04:59 AM
...goes off to the porn forum I'm on for some tamer discussions...
Xarlaxas
01-10-2009, 11:53 AM
We're not on your bed! We're on Kia's armchair! :p
McGoddess09
01-10-2009, 04:25 PM
Oh my darlings, this is only softcore. :D
Xarlaxas
01-10-2009, 11:56 PM
Indeed! This is hardly the wretched hive of scum and villainy it could be! :devil:
McGoddess09
01-11-2009, 05:31 PM
Right! Only the SO knows how truly disturbed my mind is. :devil:
crazylegs
01-12-2009, 12:23 AM
Indeed! This is hardly the wretched hive of scum and villainy it could be! :devil:
You're quite right, some of us have only been watching!
Xarlaxas
01-12-2009, 12:25 AM
Heh, while I've just not been going as far as I could. ^.^
McGoddess09
01-15-2009, 02:21 AM
If you want to go farther Xar, look me up. SO wants to bring more people into the bedroom, just to try it.
Xarlaxas
01-15-2009, 02:31 AM
*blushes* Well, if I'm ever in Illinois I would certainly be interested in that. :devil:
McGoddess09
01-15-2009, 02:10 PM
Teehee. Master SO will be pleased. LOL
Xarlaxas
01-15-2009, 03:00 PM
I'm always happy to please! *nibbles* ^-^
McGoddess09
01-15-2009, 03:03 PM
:eek: Rawr!
Xarlaxas
01-15-2009, 03:05 PM
Heeheehee. ^.^ *glomps McGoddess* We must keep the thread alive!
McGoddess09
01-15-2009, 03:11 PM
Where is everyone? :eek: Where's Mistress Kia?
Xarlaxas
01-15-2009, 03:12 PM
Indeed! Just us now... guess that means all the facilities are ours! *grins and drags McGoddess to the pool*
crazylegs
01-15-2009, 04:33 PM
Indeed! Just us now... guess that means all the facilities are ours!
That's what you think!
iradney
01-15-2009, 05:48 PM
careful! CL has a camera!!!
Irving Patrick Freleigh
01-15-2009, 05:51 PM
*snatches camera*
Cheese! *takes picture of self, returns camera*
:)
Becks
01-15-2009, 06:02 PM
*poking head in*
I see I'm not needed here.
*scampers away*
GingerBiscuit
01-15-2009, 07:20 PM
brining other people into the bedroom can be fun... as long as it stays there and no-one get's overly attached to person number 3, 4 5, 6, 7 8, 9, 10 ;)
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/liebe/love-smiley-013.gif
McGoddess09
01-15-2009, 07:42 PM
brining other people into the bedroom can be fun... as long as it stays there and no-one get's overly attached to person number 3, 4 5, 6, 7 8, 9, 10 ;)
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/liebe/love-smiley-013.gif
I take it you have experience with inviting others into the bedroom? Sexy!
Xarlaxas
01-15-2009, 09:07 PM
Hehe, I've had a little bit of experience with it myself too actually, though not as much as GingerBiscuit apparently!
McGoddess09
01-15-2009, 09:18 PM
hehe. It's fun until one person makes the other person forget about the third person.
Don't.Ask.
Xarlaxas
01-15-2009, 10:13 PM
Oh yeah, I know all about that. ;-;
McGoddess09
01-16-2009, 03:21 AM
Luckily, I wasn't the person forgotten...
>.> <.< o.o
I sayz nozing...
Akasa
01-16-2009, 09:04 AM
I've been the person forgotten. :cry:
Xarlaxas
01-16-2009, 12:22 PM
Me too! ;-;
Anyway, there is far too little perving happening here right now. *grabs McGoddess and nibbles on her*
McGoddess09
01-16-2009, 02:15 PM
Oh Xar, you naughty naughty boy. :devil:
Xarlaxas
01-16-2009, 02:19 PM
Hehe, not me! I'm a very good boy. *bites* :angel:
McGoddess09
01-16-2009, 10:04 PM
Hehe.
We need more peeps. It would be very sexy.
Xarlaxas
01-16-2009, 10:06 PM
Indeed! More people is quite often fun. >^.^<
crazylegs
01-16-2009, 10:11 PM
:wave: Invisible filler, but what else is there in the thread?
Xarlaxas
01-16-2009, 10:22 PM
Woo! Pick a part of McGoddess and start nibbling!
*snuggles McGoddess*
crazylegs
01-16-2009, 10:30 PM
Seeing as you have hands like an octopus there isn't much left to go around! :lol:
Xarlaxas
01-16-2009, 10:32 PM
Heehee, this is true, my mother always told me that anything bigger than a handful was a waste, but luckily I have very big hands... and long arms too! :devil:
GingerBiscuit
01-17-2009, 07:58 PM
I take it you have experience with inviting others into the bedroom? Sexy!
Oh yes. First time was accidental. Subsequent times... not so much...
And then there was the unexpected orgy. Speaking of which....
SUPRISE!
*rips off top*
Xarlaxas
01-17-2009, 08:01 PM
Oh, you've had an unexpected orgy as well? It was an interesting experience for me, being young and all....
Such things don't happen too often though these days. ;-;
*is still fully clothed* But then again: who'd want to strip the cat-school-boy? =^.^=
GingerBiscuit
01-17-2009, 09:18 PM
yes, I have... I still can't remember the blonde's name
(and I'm only 23)
I would like to strip the cat-school-boy- as long as he's legal.
Xarlaxas
01-17-2009, 09:19 PM
I am legal! ^.^ I've been legal for 2 years in the UK (being 18 and all), nyaaa!
GingerBiscuit
01-18-2009, 02:19 AM
Oh god you're so young... I'm UK based too! I'm such a dirty, DIRTY girl ;)
Xarlaxas
01-18-2009, 02:50 AM
Hehe, all the girls I ever seem to get involved with are older than me, but I don't mind that. Means they have more experience. :devil:
crazylegs
01-18-2009, 08:25 PM
I'm UK based too! I'm such a dirty, DIRTY girl ;)
My favourite type! ;)
Xarlaxas
01-18-2009, 08:26 PM
UK or dirty eh?
crazylegs
01-18-2009, 08:28 PM
Both! (I also live in the UK...)
Xarlaxas
01-18-2009, 08:30 PM
Huzzah, more of us!
Anyway, too much talking, not enough perving. *gropes McGoddess and Gingerbiscuit, giggling*
RayvenQ
01-19-2009, 02:22 AM
Oh god you're so young... I'm UK based too! I'm such a dirty, DIRTY girl ;)
*Turns the hose on you*
One clean girl, alright, not so dirty girl coming up.
Xarlaxas
01-19-2009, 02:43 AM
Hopefully that water wasn't too cold, otherwise we'll have to help warm her up again.... :devil:
DGoddessChardonnay
01-19-2009, 08:34 PM
*comes back in after several days away and sees what's going on*
I hope we've got something to drink to warm my bones . . . it's getting chilly outside and looks like snow later.
*checks stash behind the bar*
Ahhh . . . hot chocolate. . . . . peppermint sticks . . . .
Who's thirsty? Or has the munchies?:angel:
McGoddess09
01-19-2009, 10:21 PM
Why would I have the munchies...I don't have the munchies...what would make me have the munchies?
WHO ARE YOU?!
DON'T JUDGE ME!!!
:p
Xarlaxas
01-19-2009, 10:22 PM
Hehe, no judging happening here, only perving!
*glomps McGoddess*
crazylegs
01-19-2009, 10:42 PM
Or has the munchies?:angel:
Well, you are rather tasty... :angel:
Xarlaxas
01-19-2009, 10:47 PM
Have we subjected her to the taste test yet? *grins*
McGoddess09
01-19-2009, 11:17 PM
Blindfold time!!!
Xarlaxas
01-19-2009, 11:18 PM
On whom? <.< >.>
Becks
01-20-2009, 05:00 AM
*takes up space at the bar due to being out of commission*
Bella_Vixen
01-20-2009, 06:07 AM
Becks, what's your poison? *checking cabinets and shelves.*
Becks
01-20-2009, 06:14 PM
Got the fixin's for an Irish Car Bomb?
Bella_Vixen
01-21-2009, 06:34 AM
Everything but the Guinness. But I can always run to work and buy some.
...buncha savages in this town...
KiaKat
01-22-2009, 06:01 PM
*wanders back into the room*
Ooo!
*starts hunting through the bar*
Hmm. We need more wine in here.
*grabs a bunch of good French and Italian wines*
*stocks bar*
*settles back in the armchair and waits for a Victim to pass by*
Xarlaxas
01-22-2009, 06:17 PM
Meow! McGoddess and myself have been waiting for your return Kia! You can't forget your cat-people. =^.^=
Becks
01-23-2009, 06:41 AM
...buncha savages in this town...
Off topic, I know, but I was watching clips of Clerks on YouTube today.
McGoddess09
01-23-2009, 10:12 PM
Meow! *contributes mixers to bar* W00t!!
Xarlaxas
01-24-2009, 12:06 AM
*leaps on McGoddess and niuzzles* What have we got in the bar? *Adds some absinthe for those who want it* Can't stand the stuff myself. ^^;
worddork
01-28-2009, 04:04 AM
Where is everyone? Did the bar run out? I could get y'all more if y'all need it.
McGoddess09
01-28-2009, 04:05 AM
Everyone is recovering from the massive hangovers we have. XD
Becks
01-28-2009, 04:14 AM
Sorry...too depressed to feel pervy.
Bella_Vixen
01-28-2009, 05:28 AM
Don't worry. My bar is always fully stocked with the best that I want to offer. :wave:
Xarlaxas
01-31-2009, 02:29 PM
*wanders in again* There should be more life in this place! *nibbles Bella and hides*
Bella_Vixen
01-31-2009, 11:33 PM
*nibbles Bella and hides*
Don't make me tie you to my bed again...
Xarlaxas
01-31-2009, 11:52 PM
Meep, people seem to like tying me up. ;-; *scampers in the direction of safety*
DGoddessChardonnay
02-01-2009, 04:27 AM
Meep, people seem to like tying me up. ;-; *scampers in the direction of safety*
Hard to imagine why . . .:angel:
It is a bit quiet in here , so where's the party at?
Xarlaxas
02-01-2009, 04:28 AM
Well, I have been told that I'm quite a handsome young man by some, but I'm not one to boast.... :devil:
Becks
02-18-2009, 12:05 AM
Perv love is needed.
Xarlaxas
02-18-2009, 12:10 AM
Meowrrr! >^.^<
*is sleepy so curls up in the corner of the thread*
Wake me when something happens!
KiaKat
02-18-2009, 03:38 AM
*pounces Becks and noms her neck*
Need a massage?
Or a drink?
Becks
02-18-2009, 04:38 AM
Both please. :D
RayvenQ
02-18-2009, 07:07 AM
I'm going to kill one of my friends, she got black lipstick all over my pillow...I won't say how, I'll leave it up to your (very filthy) imaginations :D
Xarlaxas
02-18-2009, 12:08 PM
I once got blue face-paint all over my pillow but that story is probably a lot less exciting than Rayven's. T_T
KiaKat
02-18-2009, 05:20 PM
I'm going to kill one of my friends, she got black lipstick all over my pillow...I won't say how, I'll leave it up to your (very filthy) imaginations :D
Generally, when biting a pillow to muffle the sound, one should not be wearing lipstick.
Unless one does not care for the pillowcase.
BACK TO THE PERVING!
*dives behind the bar and comes up with a Black Forest Martini*
*offers drink to Becks*
Ok, missy! Shirt off!
If I'm going to massage, you have to be in the proper attire!
Xarlaxas
02-18-2009, 05:30 PM
The proper attire being none eh?
KiaKat
02-18-2009, 05:38 PM
Why of course :D
I have to be able to get at all the...ahem...troubled spots....
Xarlaxas
02-18-2009, 05:39 PM
Damn, now you're making me want a massage! ;-;
Becks
02-18-2009, 06:33 PM
Do you realize just how many layers of clothing I have to take off now?
I should've read this when I was still in my jammies. :p
KiaKat
02-18-2009, 07:05 PM
If you're anything like me, about 57,391.
Hey, anyone up for a game of strip poker?
Or better yet, strip scrabble?
Xarlaxas
02-18-2009, 07:05 PM
Well if you don't want to take all those layers off I'll happily take your place! ;) *unbuttons his suit jacket*
Gah, beaten by Kia! I would be up for strip-poker but don't know how to play.... I can play Scrabble but suck at it....
Becks
02-18-2009, 07:07 PM
If you're anything like me, about 57,391.
That sounds about right.
Well if you don't want to take all those layers off I'll happily take your place!
I never said that I don't want to. I merely implied that it would take a while. :lol:
Xarlaxas
02-18-2009, 07:10 PM
Aww, then where shall I get my massage? ;-;
KiaKat
02-18-2009, 08:12 PM
Well, I do have to wait for Becks to disrobe, so git yerself over here!
These fingers can't massage air, after all...
Xarlaxas
02-18-2009, 09:50 PM
Hehe, yes mam! *wanders over to Kia and begins to remove his suit.*
DGoddessChardonnay
02-22-2009, 02:46 AM
*wanders back in after a few weeks away*
Why in the world is it so quiet around here? And on a Saturday night too?:confused:
Becks
02-22-2009, 07:29 AM
Don't blame me, I had the closing shift.
DGoddessChardonnay
02-22-2009, 05:19 PM
Don't blame me, I had the closing shift.
Where were Bella and Irv? I thought they were on the schedule last night . . .:p
Xarlaxas
02-22-2009, 05:45 PM
I'm here in my waist-coat and trilby hat trying my best to look dapper. <.< >.>
Bella_Vixen
02-23-2009, 06:57 AM
Where were Bella and Irv? I thought they were on the schedule last night . . .:p
I really wish people would inform me of these schedule changes.
*pout*
I would've wore my hooker boots and everything.
DGoddessChardonnay
02-23-2009, 11:26 PM
I really wish people would inform me of these schedule changes.
*pout*
I would've wore my hooker boots and everything.
Damn . . . and I've got my camera all ready and hoping for some good pics tonight.
Oh well . . . I think I hear dinner calling me. Be back shortly:lol:
Xarlaxas
02-23-2009, 11:53 PM
Meow? I just got back home from a productive role-playing session, time to disrobe and loiter awhile in here methinks. :)
Bella_Vixen
03-01-2009, 03:39 AM
Well, I was going to upload pics of my hooker boots, but it seems to be beyond my abilities at the moment.
teller
03-11-2009, 10:44 AM
so is this tread dead or what am not sure becuse it looks like ALOT of fun
Xarlaxas
03-14-2009, 02:43 AM
Mew? *curls up in the corner of the thread* Where're Kia and McGoddess? ;-;
Bella_Vixen
03-14-2009, 05:44 AM
Mew? *curls up in the corner of the thread* Where're Kia and McGoddess? ;-;
I see how it is.
:cry:
teller
03-14-2009, 08:58 AM
don't worry i lone all the lovley ladies ;)
Xarlaxas
03-14-2009, 11:27 AM
I see how it is.
:cry:
Well, you posted only the other day so you're clearly still alive! ^.^
Bella_Vixen
03-17-2009, 05:27 AM
Well, I was going to upload pics of my hooker boots, but it seems to be beyond my abilities at the moment.
I got one of the pics to upload.
Look for it in the "post yer shoes" thread in Off Topic.
:wave:
teller
03-17-2009, 11:21 AM
*slowly trails a finger up bellas spine* hi there
Becks
03-17-2009, 05:21 PM
Teller, I don't know if I'd do that if I were you...
She's like me--extremely ticklish and liable to swing first.
Xarlaxas
03-17-2009, 05:24 PM
My defense when it comes to tickling is to curl in a ball and beg the girls to stop, this rarely seems to work though. ;-;
Bella_Vixen
03-18-2009, 03:45 AM
Teller, I don't know if I'd do that if I were you...
She's like me--extremely ticklish and liable to swing first.
*Extremely*
KiaKat
03-18-2009, 08:40 PM
My defense when it comes to tickling is to curl in a ball and beg the girls to stop, this rarely seems to work though. ;-;
Are you *really* sure you want to tempt me like that?
Cause I gotta tell you, seeing a boy curled up, laughing, and begging me to stop makes me wanna, well, TICKLE MORE!
*attacks Xar with spine-tickles and rib-tickles*
Xarlaxas
03-18-2009, 08:46 PM
Well, I wouldn't mention it if I didn't want to tempt someone would I? ^.^
Meep *curls up under the tickle-assault* Pretty much leaves me defenseless.
Bella_Vixen
03-20-2009, 04:13 AM
So...
Who wants to give me a massage? My leg is killing me.
fireheart
03-20-2009, 11:14 AM
*comes into the frenzy, grabs RetailWorkhorse and starts petting him*
I don't hug you, I lick you!
*SLURP*
DGoddessChardonnay
03-25-2009, 10:26 PM
*walks back in after long abscence*
Okay, who's up for a nightcap? Preferably au naturel?:angel:
Xarlaxas
03-25-2009, 11:19 PM
Sounds like an awesome idea, I've been in my suit for far too long! <.< >.>
DGoddessChardonnay
03-25-2009, 11:36 PM
Sounds like an awesome idea, I've been in my suit for far too long! <.< >.>
Sounds like your body needs a breath of fresh air then.:angel:
*unzips suit and leads Xarlaxas to the hot tub*
Xarlaxas
03-26-2009, 12:56 AM
Mmm, hot tob, always good for relaxing. ^.^
SengaKitty
03-29-2009, 12:05 AM
I'd go for a night cap, if I weren't ready for a night out on the town
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z158/MydnightMommy/Photo45.jpg
(it wouldn't let me upload 0.o)
Xarlaxas
03-29-2009, 12:07 AM
Rawr! I imagine that will be a good night out. :devil:
SengaKitty
03-29-2009, 12:16 AM
Play party at a friends with Sir and some other =cough= interesting folks ;)
Xarlaxas
03-29-2009, 12:20 AM
I've never been to a play party, *is such an innocent boy* hope you have fun!
Irving Patrick Freleigh
03-29-2009, 12:36 AM
/returns to thread, whips off shirt, starts singing "Sex And Candy."
DGoddessChardonnay
03-29-2009, 01:34 AM
/returns to thread, whips off shirt, starts singing "Sex And Candy."
Ooooh, those muscles look tired Irv . . . how about an hour in the hot tub followed by a warm oil massage? :eyewaggle:
Becks
03-29-2009, 05:58 AM
*feels neglected*
SengaKitty
03-29-2009, 07:25 PM
-offers to take Becks to the next party with her- Promise you won't feel neglected! I'm good at getting people involved :)
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z158/MydnightMommy/Photo50.jpg
-blows kisses-
smileyeagle1021
03-29-2009, 07:32 PM
RHPG... would you stop teasing us with pics of you and start posting pictures of your boyfriend that I have threatened to steal :p
SengaKitty
03-29-2009, 07:34 PM
-giggle- sure!
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z158/MydnightMommy/Photo45-1.jpg
(one of my favourite pics of Sir, posted with His permission)
Xarlaxas
03-29-2009, 07:59 PM
*Pouts* Now I feel neglected. :P
SengaKitty
03-29-2009, 08:09 PM
Xarlaxas, you know you're invited to the parties too! I go to anywhere from 1-3 a month now... Let me tell ya, play parties are one helluva way to get some stress out!
Xarlaxas
03-29-2009, 09:30 PM
Hehe, yay for invitations, now I have a reason to visit Kentucky. ^.^ *purrs*
SengaKitty
03-29-2009, 10:54 PM
As if coming to Louisville isn't reason enough? Seriously, Louisville doesn't even feel like Kentucky, it's like it's a place alllll of its own! But yes, we have parties quite often here :) matter of fact, I've got 2 i could go to next saturday :)
Xarlaxas
03-29-2009, 10:59 PM
I'm afraid I know very little about the parts of America not related to my family (i.e: anything other than New York, Pennsylvania, and Florida). ^^;
Louisville certainly sounds like it's a lot of fun though from what you're saying. :)
Maybe I should have a trip around America before I graduate. . . .
SengaKitty
03-29-2009, 11:02 PM
Perhaps you should! And know that i've got a couch open for fellow CSers if they ever wanna visit da 'Ville :D
ETA: That is, if they don't mind wild weekend parties, and seeing much nakedness ;)
Xarlaxas
03-29-2009, 11:05 PM
Hmm nakedness you say? I'm not sure if I'd like. . . hell yes of course I would! :devil:
This is something I shall have to seriously consider. ^.^
Irving Patrick Freleigh
03-30-2009, 12:49 AM
Ooooh, those muscles look tired Irv . . . how about an hour in the hot tub followed by a warm oil massage? :eyewaggle:
Both please.
Some form of alcoholic beverage would be nice too.
Becks
03-30-2009, 04:35 AM
-offers to take Becks to the next party with her- Promise you won't feel neglected! I'm good at getting people involved :)
I'm on my way to KY!! :bounce:
SengaKitty
03-30-2009, 04:58 AM
LOL Becks i've got a couch for you!
Becks
03-30-2009, 05:35 AM
Awesome!!! I can supply my own pillow if you'd prefer. :D
SengaKitty
03-30-2009, 06:44 AM
Nah I've got plenty :) Just bring a blanket!
Becks
03-30-2009, 03:59 PM
I can do that. :)
Xarlaxas
03-30-2009, 04:03 PM
I don't even need a blanket, I have a great-coat. <.< >.>
SengaKitty
03-30-2009, 06:48 PM
-giggle- i bet you do :p
Xarlaxas
03-30-2009, 06:50 PM
*blush* It's big and warm, girls seem to like hiding under it too and it protected my suit while I was camping. ^.^
SengaKitty
03-30-2009, 07:18 PM
Mmmhmm that's why you got it... To protect the suit.. Nothing to do with girls liking to hide under it.. Wonder what you got under there anyway
Xarlaxas
03-30-2009, 07:23 PM
Well, to be honest I got it because it keeps me warm, the fact that girls seem to cuddle up under it is an added advantage. :devil: Under my suit I have a waist-coat of course. :)
SengaKitty
03-30-2009, 07:54 PM
-giggles- Can I borrow your really big coat to go to my group therapy session tonight? I'm freezing!
Xarlaxas
03-30-2009, 08:44 PM
Of course, as a gentleman I am always ready to offer my coat to a lady in need. ;)
SengaKitty
03-30-2009, 08:52 PM
Why thank you :) Sir took his with him, but he DOES have to work tonight... and he works late, so it'll be even colder when he comes home
Xarlaxas
03-30-2009, 08:56 PM
Ahh, I think I'm better with cold weather than hot, and it is quite fun to wander around town looking like some kind of 1920s private detective. ^.^
*hugs his big warm coat*
SengaKitty
03-30-2009, 08:58 PM
LOL Sir has a long leather trench that i think is hideous hehe. It's like squares of leather pieced together... But He likes it, so no biggy
Xarlaxas
03-30-2009, 09:00 PM
Mine is a Soviet Naval Officer's coat! I got it along with the hat when I was in High School studying Soviet History and scared my teacher walikng into class wearing it. :D
Supermarket Slave Girl
03-31-2009, 12:19 PM
Damn, I need to get myself a decent coat, oh well
( Snuggles under Xarlaxas' coat, nice and warm :))
Xarlaxas
03-31-2009, 02:29 PM
Well hello there. *hugs Slave Girl* :)
SengaKitty
03-31-2009, 08:50 PM
Hmmm a submissive and a slave girl in one room... A regular weekend for me :angel:
Xarlaxas
03-31-2009, 09:11 PM
*grins* I'm quite fond of slave girls if I do say so myself. :devil:
SengaKitty
04-01-2009, 01:04 AM
-giggles- well i'm not quite a slave girl, but i do have some interesting pictures of slave training...... :angel: have i mentioned i'm a sweet and innocent virgin?
Xarlaxas
04-01-2009, 01:06 AM
Heavens no, I'm the sweet an innocent one! ;)
I don't even have pictures of slave training and I'm not about to go and look for any right now, no siree. <.< >.>
SengaKitty
04-01-2009, 01:22 AM
Look for them? What is this look for them? I'm in them! .....
Did I say that out loud?
Xarlaxas
04-01-2009, 01:27 AM
Hehe, well then I'll have my work cut out for me won't I? :P
SengaKitty
04-01-2009, 01:41 AM
Careful, I might have to get Smiley over here to help me get that suit off ;)
smileyeagle1021
04-01-2009, 01:43 AM
RHPG... damnit... why did you have to bring in my fetish... will we just be using overwhelming numbers to overpower him and strip him or will we be using some form of restraints, so tape?
:D :D :D :D :D
Xarlaxas
04-01-2009, 01:44 AM
Is that meant to be a threat? I can handle the presence of men when there's pretty women involved too. ;)
SengaKitty
04-01-2009, 01:45 AM
Oh oh oh! I'll bring the floggers and leather! um..... -looks around- someone's hacked my fingers.... someone has taken over my brain to finger accounts i don't know who's typing!
smileyeagle1021
04-01-2009, 01:46 AM
no... we don't need floggers and leather... just a way to keep him from squirming so I can pull off clothes :D
Xarlaxas
04-01-2009, 01:48 AM
Meep! Why is it always the men who find me so irresistible? ;-;
SengaKitty
04-01-2009, 01:48 AM
I think I might have pictures that could take care of that issue...
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z158/MydnightMommy/Photo40.jpg
smileyeagle1021
04-01-2009, 01:49 AM
Meep! Why is it always the men who find me so irresistible? ;-;
maybe it's a sign ;)
Xarlaxas
04-01-2009, 01:49 AM
Yes, that might just work. . . . <.< >.>
@smileyeagle: They tend to say that too. :P
SengaKitty
04-01-2009, 01:51 AM
Well, if telling doesn't do it, will begging?
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z158/MydnightMommy/Photo38.jpg
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