Why do you make me feel so blue?

[Phone Jockey]

Customer: Set me up some service.
Me: OK, you still have a balance due on your old account.
Customer: I don’t owe you a balance! (shrieking) I got a letter from you stating that I am great!

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Customer: How much is your digital phone service?
Me: $49.95.
Customer: Thanks for answering that. I didn’t need to know that though.

[Jaden]

PJ, just when I think you've had the worst, stupidest customers there are on this planet, you always manage to come through with more! :D You'd think eventually the world would run out of idiots to throw at you :lol:

[Imogene]

I know I'm down to 5 idiots in my bag of stuff... did anyone think to bring rotten fruit to throw later, just in case?

-"I am great!"
"No you're not. Can't believe everything you read."


-And, if that person really didn't need to know, why'd she ask?

[chryso]

Could I get one of those letters? It would come in really handy to show people who bother me at work.

[Phone Jockey]

Could I get one of those letters? It would come in really handy to show people who bother me at work.

It's in the mail right now. Of course, when you never get it, you'll expect ME to go crawling around in the annals of mail to dig it out & mail it to you from my house. Yes, I've had someone ask me to do that. :rolleyes:

[Jaden]

It's in the mail right now. Of course, when you never get it, you'll expect ME to go crawling around in the annals of mail to dig it out & mail it to you from my house. Yes, I've had someone ask me to do that. :rolleyes:

And you didn't?! Gosh PJ, you're so unresonable! :p

[Phone Jockey]

And you didn't?! Gosh PJ, you're so unresonable! :p

I know, I'm a b*tch. So unreasonable & ridiculous! :eek:

[toolbert]

Customer: I don’t owe you a balance! (shrieking) I got a letter from you stating that I am great!


That's almost like telling you "well, my mom thinks I'm cool." >.>

[Sphinx]

You'd think eventually the world would run out of idiots to throw at you :lol:
Somehow, as much as we can hope(and I'm hopeing a lot), I dont think thats possible.:lol: There will always be an idiot!!:(

[chainedbarista]

as great as it would be to actually have an idiot shortage, it will never come to pass; they're always breeding to replenish their stocks! :roll: