Jester
01-25-2009, 04:06 PM
.....at least mentally.
See, I have an amazing ability for giving good advice. I also have an equally amazing ability for doing or saying something unspeakably stupid that can screw things up royally for me. Especially when alcohol and/or testosterone is involved. And since I am not willing to give up booze or my balls, I have decided I need to clone The Honest Asshole part of myself, and have him soberly and wisely follow me around when I am out and about, and smack me upside the head when I do or say something I know I shouldn't say or do.
Actually, this very thought, this very idea, has helped me tremendously. I have somehow managed to clone that wiser, soberer side of myself mentally, and over the last few days, for the most part, he has kept me from making a monumental ass of myself. He hasn't always been there, mind you....he is easily distracted by shiny objects, sporting events, and a nice set of legs. But generally, he has been a good wingman to have along when I am out and about and prone to causing trouble.
Yes, I am babbling. But this all makes sense in my overly active and unbelievably hungover pointy little head right now.
Now, if only I could clone myself PHYSICALLY so I could flirt with me entire "harem" separately but at the same time. THAT would be cool! :lol:
See, I have an amazing ability for giving good advice. I also have an equally amazing ability for doing or saying something unspeakably stupid that can screw things up royally for me. Especially when alcohol and/or testosterone is involved. And since I am not willing to give up booze or my balls, I have decided I need to clone The Honest Asshole part of myself, and have him soberly and wisely follow me around when I am out and about, and smack me upside the head when I do or say something I know I shouldn't say or do.
Actually, this very thought, this very idea, has helped me tremendously. I have somehow managed to clone that wiser, soberer side of myself mentally, and over the last few days, for the most part, he has kept me from making a monumental ass of myself. He hasn't always been there, mind you....he is easily distracted by shiny objects, sporting events, and a nice set of legs. But generally, he has been a good wingman to have along when I am out and about and prone to causing trouble.
Yes, I am babbling. But this all makes sense in my overly active and unbelievably hungover pointy little head right now.
Now, if only I could clone myself PHYSICALLY so I could flirt with me entire "harem" separately but at the same time. THAT would be cool! :lol: