mattm04
06-13-2009, 06:07 AM
At one of of our local supermarkets they have their own gas station where you can get extra discounts. This station is at the end of the paring lot surrounded by its own planting beds. It is also designed to be a ONE WAY station clearly marked with arrows and signs. I am about to pull up next to a pump when a moron in a Civic with large tires and a body kit that doesn't match the car comes flying up the wrong way next to the pump. I proceed to find another pump.
I get out of my car and as i begin to pump gas...
Clerk (on PA): driver on the car on pump 3 this is a one way station, you will need to turn you car around.
Driver: *fiddling with pump, yells* This pump is not F***ing working!!!!!
Clerk (on PA): Sir, you will have to turn your car around, this is a one way station before I will authorize the pump.
Driver: F**k YOU!
The moron get in his car stars it up an revs the engine (yes, he had a fart canon) and peels out just as I finish up.
Not ten seconds later I hear SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHHHHHHH and a loud crash. He hit the curb with about half of his car.:lol: The moronic driver gets out and starts screaming, kicks his car and runs up to the booth screaming at the clerk who is on the phone. The moronic driver returns to his car and throws the passenger side headlight into the parking lot.
I leave and circle around from a distance and see the the body kit is destroyed, the passenger side tire/rim (of course it was some expensive 22 or whatnot) is bent and morons is kicking his car.
As I leave the plaza a cop comes flying in with lights and sirens.
I get out of my car and as i begin to pump gas...
Clerk (on PA): driver on the car on pump 3 this is a one way station, you will need to turn you car around.
Driver: *fiddling with pump, yells* This pump is not F***ing working!!!!!
Clerk (on PA): Sir, you will have to turn your car around, this is a one way station before I will authorize the pump.
Driver: F**k YOU!
The moron get in his car stars it up an revs the engine (yes, he had a fart canon) and peels out just as I finish up.
Not ten seconds later I hear SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHHHHHHH and a loud crash. He hit the curb with about half of his car.:lol: The moronic driver gets out and starts screaming, kicks his car and runs up to the booth screaming at the clerk who is on the phone. The moronic driver returns to his car and throws the passenger side headlight into the parking lot.
I leave and circle around from a distance and see the the body kit is destroyed, the passenger side tire/rim (of course it was some expensive 22 or whatnot) is bent and morons is kicking his car.
As I leave the plaza a cop comes flying in with lights and sirens.