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Mr. Rager!
10-09-2009, 10:04 PM
And we will not discuss how that happened.

Today I took made some measurements of the door that I broke and called around to a few places to order a door.

I call one place and I give the person the measurements of the door, while he's looking it up we start talking:

Him: Into football at all?
Me: Definitely, you?
Him: Yeah, AP (those not from Minnesota, that's Adrian Peterson. Best RB in the game right now) all the way man.
Me: I'm a Dallas fan, actually.
Him: You sounded like you were from Texas. How long have you been in MN?
Me: I'm not from Texas.
Him: You sound like it.
Me: But, I'm not.

After a bit, he finds the door size I need and gives me a price. But, being the shopper that I am, I like to save money. I call another store. This time, I'm talking to a girl. While she's looking things up:

Me: Bit cold out there, I need to shop by phone until I know where I'm going.
Her: Haha! That's funny. Did you know it's supposed to snow tomorrow?
Me: I thought it was going to snow Sunday.
Her: They changed it to tomorrow.
Me: Got'cha.
Her: You're not from around here, are you?
Me: No, I am. I've been here for the past 20 years of my life.
Her: You sound like you're from Canada.
Me: Interesting...

People are funny.

Soulstealer
10-10-2009, 12:00 AM
What? Canada and Texas aren't that far apart.

Well depending on your measuring unit. It's not like the distance between Neptune and Pluto (which is still a planet and anyone who says differently will be ignored)