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Irving Patrick Freleigh
12-20-2006, 01:13 PM
We are having a riddle contest at work. Two holiday riddles are posted every day, scores are maintained over the week for most correct answers, and the winners get a Lemax village collection building whose box has some water damage and probably came in as free goods.

The riddle is: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Mind you, I'm not trying to get the answer to win the building. I don't even want it. I'm just posting this to share the creative answer I dropped in the box:

"Because Homer and Marge had him fixed." :roll:

Ree
12-20-2006, 02:13 PM
Well, the right answer is because he had low 'elf' esteem. :p

Sorry, not creative enough today to come up with any alternate funny answers.

KuzcoLlama
12-20-2006, 04:14 PM
My answer:

"I'm not sure, but I heard him say that's the last time he'll sleep in the elephant tent."

BusBus
12-22-2006, 06:57 AM
Because he forgot to take his mood elfevators?

*ducks pineapple*

Ree
12-22-2006, 02:48 PM
Oooh...that was pretty good, BusBus. :lol:

DarthRetard
12-26-2006, 07:44 AM
He couldn't find a good "DO it yourElf" book about fixing sleighs?

*rimshot*

I'm here till thursday, try the veal!

kerrisan
12-30-2006, 01:31 AM
He lost his "'Elf' Help" tapes!