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hinakiba777
07-12-2010, 09:11 AM
"Sir, Please don't traumatize the Night Shift"

So there are many rumors going around that my hotel is haunted. We are built on an Indian Burial Ground, someone killed themselves (no that's the other hotel the Owner runs), etc. Most of the time these statements don't bother me. However, now that I'm officially the Night Auditor, the only time I'm in the hotel is at night.

This place is pretty creepy at night. The ice machine makes noises that sound like foot steps. If it's windy the front door will open on it's own. Plus, thanks to all the sugar and caffeine I have coursing through my veins I'm already really on edge.

It's at this point the guests start messing with me. Sometimes it's innocent little teasing joke about how the hotel reminds them of the one in the shining. Or they'll list every horror movie that takes place in a hotel.

Lately it's getting worse though. Guests have starts hiding around the corners, or banging on the outside windows. One even wondered outloud at me the probability of someone climbing onto the staff balcony and sneaking up behind me.

There is a huge difference between joking the wind is a ghost and hiding in the stairwell to jump out at me.

And people wonder why I lock the doors to the desk.

You're here all night?
So this is an innocent question that has become really irritating to me. I don't mind so much when a guest checks in at the beginning of my shift and asks if I'll be around all night. It's a reasonable request. Some hotel only have guests services until a certain time at night.

It's just the people who become literally shocked at the idea that I'm planning on staying up all night at the Front Desk. It's not for fun, sir. I get paid to be here. I think the weirdest moment was a few nights ago at 3am.

Me= Good evening sir. Did you need some some supplies? (I was already opening up the supply cupboard to grab whatever the guest needed)
Guest= No Thank you.
Me= Did you lock yourself out of your room?
Guest= No.
Me=....
Guest=...
Me= Sir?
Guest= You really ARE here all night. Aren't you?
Me= :rolleyes: Yes sir, from midnight until 8am.
Guest=.... WHY?!
Me=Good Night Sir. (And I returned to my movie.)

GIMME!!!
So it was about 2am and I was about to enjoy a lovely chocolatey confection, when a guest comes up to the desk.
Guest= Excuse me, Miss, but where is the candy machine?
Me= I'm sorry. We only have vending machines for soda.
Guest= Then where did you get that. (He points at my treat)
Me= Oh, I brought it from home. It's my dessert. :D
Guest= Oh. How much?
Me= How much for my dessert? :confused:
Guest= Yes. How much?
Me= I'm sorry, but I'm not going to sell you my food.
Guest= Why not? You're Guest Services, you have to service me.
Me= (Trying my hardest not to laugh at the last statement.) No.
Guest= Excuse me?
Me= It's 2am. I'm not even half through this shift. So you'll have to excuse me if I don't wish to part with my only source of nourishment.
Guest= You're here all Night?

Luckily the guest chose to walk away at this point so I was able to enjoy my "meal" in peace. Sadly, this is not the first time a guest has tried to buy my food. And I doubt it will be the last.

RootedPhoenix
07-12-2010, 09:19 AM
I sincerely do not know why some of these people figure that they are entitled to everything, including the employee's possessions.

...but these are SCs/EWs. Their logic is so different from our earth logic. :doh:

*hands you chocolate* ..to soothe the scary bits of your shift away. I hate that they try to scare you. :mad:

Marmalady
07-12-2010, 09:50 AM
Guests have starts hiding around the corners, or banging on the outside windows. One even wondered outloud at me the probability of someone climbing onto the staff balcony and sneaking up behind me.

I think I'd have to start doing the same to them. Or get a friend to dress up spooky and jump out of the stairwell. Or scratch at the door of their room at 2 a.m.
See how they like it...

superhotelworker
07-12-2010, 10:24 AM
Me= Yes sir, from midnight until 8am.
Guest=.... WHY?!
Me=Good Night Sir. (And I returned to my movie.)

Yes, I am here tonight, and ya know what, it's creepy you keep asking!

PepperElf
07-12-2010, 10:25 AM
too bad you can't pepper spray them
and then play it off that you thought you were being attacked


*slips you some Odd Thomas books, where the ghosts are the nice people* :)

infinitemonkies
07-12-2010, 12:47 PM
I sincerely do not know why some of these people figure that they are entitled to everything, including the employee's possessions.


I seem to recall a story I probably read here wherein an SC comes up to the register demanding to be sold a jacket with no tag on it. Cashier recognizes the jacket as her own, and it turns out sc had gone into the staff breakroom and gotten it there.

Stormraven
07-12-2010, 02:59 PM
At least the customer was willing to buy it - I recall a story where a customer simply grabbed a clerk's drink without so much as a pretense at anything else.

Sheldonrs
07-12-2010, 03:08 PM
It would be funny if you went into the rooms of the people trying to scare the workers, while they are out, wet your finger and wrote "REDRUM" on the bathroom mirror so when they took their next steamy shower, the message appeared for them. :-)

Teskeria
07-12-2010, 04:02 PM
Silly. When he asked how much you should have said '$50.00 cash". Doubt he'd pay it but if he did you'd finish your shift hungry with $50.00 in hand.

mariamousie1
07-12-2010, 07:16 PM
"How much for that treat you brought from home?"

"Well, since it's mine and I get to keep all the profit...1500 dollars." ;)

El Pollo Guerrera
07-12-2010, 07:45 PM
Re: SC #2 (Mr. "You're here all night?")

Was this guy an actual guest? I wonder if he was just going to crash in the lobby without paying...

hinakiba777
07-13-2010, 03:23 AM
Haha i should have told him it was 100 dollars. But honestly, if he was desperate enough to pay me then I would have money, but nothing to eat for the rest of the night.

Re: SC #2 (Mr. "You're here all night?")

Was this guy an actual guest? I wonder if he was just going to crash in the lobby without paying...

No he was an actual guest. I think people just want to do weird things in the Lobby, like surf porn on the public computer or go into the "Staff Only" rooms and see what's is there.

Magpie
07-13-2010, 03:53 PM
Haha i should have told him it was 100 dollars. But honestly, if he was desperate enough to pay me then I would have money, but nothing to eat for the rest of the night.

Two words: pizza delivery.

Tsiyeria
07-13-2010, 07:38 PM
Two words: pizza delivery.

At 2am? Not where I live. They stop delivering somewhere between ten and midnight, depending on the place.

Magpie
07-13-2010, 07:45 PM
At 2am? Not where I live. They stop delivering somewhere between ten and midnight, depending on the place.

Yeah, you have a point... I'm not sure if the late-night places deliver. (They're not 24 hours - they close from 5:00 to 6:00)

Pagan
07-13-2010, 09:53 PM
*slips you some Odd Thomas books, where the ghosts are the nice people* :)

And so are most of the real ones, if it's actually an intelligent haunting and not a residual.