View Full Version : If you're going to get arrested...

07-23-2010, 08:35 AM

Do it for something interesting.

TL:DR version - Transvestite arrested for having sex with a dog at a national trust site.


07-23-2010, 01:13 PM
The key is to commit crimes so confusing the police feel stupid writing up the reports.

07-23-2010, 01:28 PM
That's probably quite a straighforward one - but it would have led to an interesting crime update.

Subject of crime - Black Labrador (or whatever the hell the dog was)
Location of crime - Moat of castle
MO - Person as described below was seen to have sexual intercouse on the above time and date by [persons].

It was probably at that point the Sgt would have been wondering if the PC was taking something a little stronger than coffee...

Caveat Emptor
07-23-2010, 06:32 PM
"A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident""

One can only hope...

07-23-2010, 10:01 PM
Next on Jerry Springer...

07-23-2010, 10:03 PM
Poor dog! :(

Eric the Grey
07-24-2010, 12:15 AM
Poor dog! :(

That was my first thought.

:cool: Eric the Grey

07-24-2010, 09:18 AM
I wonder if cases like this are where a colloquial term for "making a big mistake" originated (i.e. "Screwed the pooch").