View Full Version : If you're going to get arrested...
07-23-2010, 08:35 AM
Do it for something interesting.
TL:DR version - Transvestite arrested for having sex with a dog at a national trust site.
07-23-2010, 01:13 PM
The key is to commit crimes so confusing the police feel stupid writing up the reports.
07-23-2010, 01:28 PM
That's probably quite a straighforward one - but it would have led to an interesting crime update.
Subject of crime - Black Labrador (or whatever the hell the dog was)
Location of crime - Moat of castle
MO - Person as described below was seen to have sexual intercouse on the above time and date by [persons].
It was probably at that point the Sgt would have been wondering if the PC was taking something a little stronger than coffee...
07-23-2010, 06:32 PM
"A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident""
One can only hope...
07-23-2010, 10:01 PM
Next on Jerry Springer...
07-23-2010, 10:03 PM
Poor dog! :(
Eric the Grey
07-24-2010, 12:15 AM
Poor dog! :(
That was my first thought.
:cool: Eric the Grey
07-24-2010, 09:18 AM
I wonder if cases like this are where a colloquial term for "making a big mistake" originated (i.e. "Screwed the pooch").
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