A few Questions

[Rahmota]

Q: What do you call Batman and Robin when they get run over by a steamroller?
A: Flatman and Ribbon

My nose and I had a good relationship until I blew it.

Doctor: You have a pulse as steady as a clock.
Patient: You have your hand on my wristwatch.

What do you get when you cross a possum with a truck?
Dinner.

Why is doing nothign so tiring?
Because you cant stop to rest.

What is Ba + Na2
banana

what do you get when you cross a sheep with a porcupine?
An animal that knits its own sweaters.

What keeps hippies on the ground?
Groovity.

What weighs 1800 pounds and has a flower behind iits ear?
A hippie-potamus

How do you know you're getting old?
The cake starts costing less than the candles.

Whats purple and crazy?
A grape nut.

What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
Halfway.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all weekend. try the veal!

[DarthRetard]

Wow. Just......dang man.....

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

If your nose runs and your feet smell, does that mean you're built upside down?

If there's H2O inside a fire hydrant, then what is on the outside?
K9P

Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
It's for the Christmas period!

Did you hear about the transvestite at the Christmas party?
He wanted to eat, drink and be Mary!

Did you hear about the guy who visited the doctor with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear?
He wasn't eating properly.

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
He heard the snow blower coming!

When do cannibals leave the dinner table?
After everybody's eaten.

What happens if you can't pay your bill at the bordello?
You have to do the douches.