Ringtail Z28
01-25-2007, 01:36 AM
I think I've posted this one before.
I was at entrance of the store hanging out with the security guards and assistant manager. It was one of the rare weekends when the store was completely dead. This guy rushes through the entrance asking where the restroom is, it's obvious he really needs the restroom, we point it out and hurries over to it doing the Green Apple Two-step all the way. After a few minutes of laughing at the guy the manager tells me to go check and see if he's making a mess. I'm dreading this, because unfortunately for me I doubled as a janitor because our management was too cheap to hire real janitors. I peek into the restroom expecting the worst, what I see through the small space under the stall was the dude's pants spread out on the floor while he tries to scrub them with a handful of toilet paper.
Now this is where things get weird. When the dude finally leaves the restroom you would think that he would just zip through the exit and never come back again right? After all, he just crapped his pants in a public place. Of course not, he tied his jacket around his waist and went shopping, and not for new clothes either. Me, the assistant manager and security guard just stared in disbelief as this guy walked though the sales floor trying to hold his jacket down over the very obvious stain he just made on his pants. The manage told me then to get a mop and follow the dude around the store in case of "accidental drippage". Lucky for me, through sheer dumb luck he didn't any on the floor of the restroom or the sales floor.
I was at entrance of the store hanging out with the security guards and assistant manager. It was one of the rare weekends when the store was completely dead. This guy rushes through the entrance asking where the restroom is, it's obvious he really needs the restroom, we point it out and hurries over to it doing the Green Apple Two-step all the way. After a few minutes of laughing at the guy the manager tells me to go check and see if he's making a mess. I'm dreading this, because unfortunately for me I doubled as a janitor because our management was too cheap to hire real janitors. I peek into the restroom expecting the worst, what I see through the small space under the stall was the dude's pants spread out on the floor while he tries to scrub them with a handful of toilet paper.
Now this is where things get weird. When the dude finally leaves the restroom you would think that he would just zip through the exit and never come back again right? After all, he just crapped his pants in a public place. Of course not, he tied his jacket around his waist and went shopping, and not for new clothes either. Me, the assistant manager and security guard just stared in disbelief as this guy walked though the sales floor trying to hold his jacket down over the very obvious stain he just made on his pants. The manage told me then to get a mop and follow the dude around the store in case of "accidental drippage". Lucky for me, through sheer dumb luck he didn't any on the floor of the restroom or the sales floor.