Prank call (some language. NSFW)

[Mriswith]

BG: I work the desk at a hotel. I get prank calls sometimes, and I usually let them run thru their bit until they run out of steam. Not this time.

Cast:
Me: obvious
SWB: stupid white-boy (sounds white enough to glow under a blacklight)

end BG

I get a call at the hotel:

Me: (opening spiel) How can I help you
SWB: I'd like to make a reservation for tonight
Me: No problem. Did you need a room with one bed or two?
SWB: whoooooOOOOOOOooooooo
Me: :confused: I'm sorry, was that one bed or two?
SWB: I said two.
Me: Ok, any discounts I can apply? (runs thru list)
SWB: NAACP
Me: I'm sorry, sir, we do not offer an NAACP discount at this location.
SWB: You don't?
Me: No sir, we do not.
SWB Oh, well let me ask you this. Are you wearing your hood and cloak right now?
Me: :jawdrop: To the best of my knowledge I do not own a hood or cloak
SWB: Well I think you're a racist. What do you think of that?
Me: You're more that welcome to think anything you would like to, sir, but that doesn't make it true.
SWB:What about if I come up there with a couple of my bruthas? (yes, he said it that way) Would you still be so boldly racist?
Me: You're welcome to come here if you would like. It won't change the fact that we do not offer an NAACP discount
SWB: I'm gonna come down there with a couple of my 6+ft bruthas (again) and we'll see if you still have this attitude
Me: You can bring as many as you want with you. It won't change the facts
SWB: Well you can just kiss my ass, racist
Me: I do not believe that kind of contact is appropriate between an employee and a customer, sir :)
SWB: Oh, your mind is in the gutter isn't it, you faggot. You racist white faggot cracker. I bet you f*** farm animals, don't you? You white racist honkey cracker faggot f***er?
Me: *sigh* You know what the best part about having a conversation with a stupid person over the phone is?
SWB: What's that, cracker?
Me: :) *click*


2 minutes later, he calls back:
Me: (opening spiel)
SWB: I think your phone cut out. I didn't hear your answer
Me: Oh, sorry. Let me repeat myself for you *click*

[Enjis]

2 minutes later, he calls back:
Me: (opening spiel)
SWB: I think your phone cut out. I didn't hear your answer
Me: Oh, sorry. Let me repeat myself for you *click*

Lol!!!:lol:

[Merriweather]

2 minutes later, he calls back:
Me: (opening spiel)
SWB: I think your phone cut out. I didn't hear your answer
Me: Oh, sorry. Let me repeat myself for you *click*

D*mn, that's some kind of stupid he's got going. It takes one kind of infantile stupidity to make calls like that, but a whole nother kind to not even get the insult, & call back to ask :roll:

He who laughs last doesn't get it.

[Blade_Raver]

Awesome retort and pwnage! :)

Another one to try:

ME: How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
SWB: How?
ME: *click*

lather rinse repeat until they stop calling.

[Mr Hero]

Some people have nothing better to do than prank call hotels at night.

[XCashier]

D*mn, that's some kind of stupid he's got going. It takes one kind of infantile stupidity to make calls like that, but a whole nother kind to not even get the insult, & call back to ask :roll:
Indeed. Time to shock the gene pool.

I'm waiting for him to show up in person, with his saggy oversized pants hanging under his scrawny white backside. "Yo, you still didn't tell me your answer!"

Mriswith: Okay, here it is: :salmon:
SWB: OW! ... so, what's the answer?
(lather, rinse, repeat ad infinitum)

[Kristev]

Too bad you can't have the cops come by and give him (and his six foot tall brothers) a real scare. Oh, wouldn't it be lovely? :devil:

[Ironclad Alibi]

Another fine response to prank callers is to inform them of their, or their parent's, identity and phone number from the caller ID, if it is available.

[tilly101]

2 minutes later, he calls back:
Me: (opening spiel)
SWB: I think your phone cut out. I didn't hear your answer
Me: Oh, sorry. Let me repeat myself for you *click*

That just made me choke/gurgle on my drink :lol:
*high five*

That's just gold ;)

[depechemodefan]

:lol:It would have been one thing for him to call back and insult you more, but to call back because he didn't hear the answer (*snort*, idiot)...come to think of it, that should be a philisophical question. Something to take the ages to ponder, like schrodinger's cat

[maskedpuppy]

Me: Oh, sorry. Let me repeat myself for you *click*

...will you marry me? :roll:

[HotelMinion]

LMAO. I would've hung up when he said "whoooOOOooo". And then unhooked the phone. Actually I should do that firstly. >:D

[An Haddock]

"You know what the best part about having a conversation with a stupid person on the phone?"
"What?"
"The look on your face when the cops show up at your front door to arrest you for threatening me with physical violence."

[Geek King]

Me: *sigh* You know what the best part about having a conversation with a stupid person over the phone is?
SWB: What's that, cracker?
Me: :) *click*


2 minutes later, he calls back:
Me: (opening spiel)
SWB: I think your phone cut out. I didn't hear your answer
Me: Oh, sorry. Let me repeat myself for you *click*

As a card carrying member of the Snark Alliance, I'd like to shake your hand. I'll just settle for a :salute: