Boob Juice

[Anakah]

This was actually pretty NASTY.

Busy night, long line and here I am all ALONE. Co workers had stuff to do and left me alone.

This woman walks up with her husband, I greet them and this happens....

The woman starts to lay out five dollar chips. And any guesses where she pulls them from? This lady had big, floppy boobs in a freaking V neck shirt. She was literally lifting up her boobs to where they popped out--nipple and all just to look inside her shirt (I don't even know if there was a bra) for the other chips.

I am staring at my counter cuz I really did NOT want any more eye fulls of her boobs. Soon she turns around and is digging like a little kid digs for that one special booger. I mean my god, she was just going willy nilly infront of god and everybody searching for chips with her chest being flung all over.

Now, I'm not a prude or anything BUT it is HIGHLY inappropriate to fling around your boobs like that. You know how you get frantic when you are searching for something in your purse? Yeah, her shirt was her purse.

Long story short, she ended up pulling out 25 chips equaling 125 out of her freaking boobs! Her husband didn't even look bothered but I was :eek: :eek: And so was the line behind her.

Oh and for the cherry? The chips had boob sweat and were warm to the touch. YUCKY. As soon as she left I high tailed it to the first bottle of hand sanitizer I could and covered my hands and had to carry on with the line.


The next guy in my window asked me if it was awkward. I told him yes and also that it happens often. But not that violent and frantic. So yeah.. Ladies, I can sometimes get putting your ID in your bra, but geez, PLEASE nothing that I have to touch and keep in my drawer.

[Spork4pedro]

:eek:....:puke:

That's up there with the lady that gave a fast food worker money in a baggie that was pulled out of her nether parts....:runaway: (I think that was on this board?)

[Bright_Star]

That's what purses are for!!

[Flying Grype]

See... my reaction, as a woman, when I see a movie where a woman pulls money out of her cleavage, is to say "lol, it doesn't work that way!" Not to try it myself. D:

Actually, before I went on a trip to Europe, my MIL gave me a money belt. It's worn around the ribs under the breasts and is for stashing money and passport and plane tickets and other things that you really don't want pickpocketed. If I had pulled money out of it in public, it would have looked like I was pulling it out of my bosom.

[emax4]

You need to have a little sound effects box, and when something like that happens play this:

http://www.audiomicro.com/free-sound-effects/free-cartoons-and-comic-effects

third one down from the top.

[barainga]

Similar thing happened when I was at Mal-Wart... in july, it was close to 100 degress. Big ole bahama mama pulling bills out of her bra.

I almost puked. She even smelled badly. Probably related.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

:eek:....:puke:

That's up there with the lady that gave a fast food worker money in a baggie that was pulled out of her nether parts....:runaway: (I think that was on this board?)

IIRC, that was one of the posts by Kisa.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWw on both counts there. :puke:

[bhskittykatt]

Eeewwww!

I suppose it could be worse. I had a friend who had to take money from a lady who pulled it out of her panties. :puke: I think that's probably worse than pulling it from boobs. Both are nasty, though.


Actually, before I went on a trip to Europe, my MIL gave me a money belt. It's worn around the ribs under the breasts and is for stashing money and passport and plane tickets and other things that you really don't want pickpocketed. If I had pulled money out of it in public, it would have looked like I was pulling it out of my bosom.

I had a guest with one of those. Poor guy could barely speak English. He said his money and ID were in a "private place", and looked a bit embarrassed. I gave him keys to his room and told him to come back to finish checking in after he'd removed his CC and ID from his "private place". He did emphasize it was in a WALLET in the "private place", and wasn't just stuck in there loose! :lol:

[Dark Psion]

http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-10-12

[charred]

http://whipitwallet.com/

[Spork4pedro]

http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-10-12

Haha! I love that!

[Treasure]

see, when i put money in my bra, it goes along the top, near the strap, not under my breast... I did have a bra that had a slit in the lining, (for adding or removing padding) and I used it like a pocket.... It kept my money and anything else dry even when I sweated... however I NEVER put coins in my bra....

[tilly101]

:jawdrop:
Ew ew and EW!
A little part of me just died inside reading this. I lol'd, and then I died :lol:

I'm a woman, and I would never ever store stuff like that in my bra or my lady bits. I mean...ugh. Just no. That is all kinds of wrong :puke:

[Racket_Man]

delivery driver here

spring, summer, winter or fall does not matter what time year there is ALWAY some woman who stashes her money (bills OR coins:puke:) in her bra or boob area (if not wearing a bra) and sometimes has to actually do a "search" and dig it out.

never had one dig around further south (THANK GOD)

[dragon_wings]

I once had a dude come in <my drugstore> drenched in sweat and hand me a couple sweat drenched ones to pay for his Gatorade. He was training for a marathon. But I put those ones separate cause I've had customers pitch a fit over wet bills.

[Kristev]

Something in a money belt wouldn't be wet.

I feel so sorry that you had to put up with that.

[Sparky]

Bra? Ick.

Back when I was a bus driver, I had one passenger who fortunately for me didn't ride often. He was very physically disabled (busses didn't have wheelchair access at the time) and it took him a long time to get on and off. I didn't mind waiting. He also had a hard time getting money out of his pockets. I wouldn't have minded waiting, but he had a solution. He thoughtfully kept his fare in his mouth and wanted to spit it into my hand.

No. Just no.

The other passengers were angry that I wouldn't accomodate him. Sorry. Gotta draw the line somewhere.

[Andara Bledin]

http://whipitwallet.com/
Is it just me, or was that thing designed so that you could say, "Pardon me while I whip this out"?

^-.-^

[morgana]

however I NEVER put coins in my bra....

Coins go ON bras, not IN bras. So says the former belly dancer. :rolleyes:

[LillFilly]

I'm just picturing this sound when I think of that woman flopping her boobs around digging for chips...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDn8y7j8kSk

[fireheart]

When I saw the title, I thought of the wrong kind of boob juice.

[Pagan]

I'm just picturing this sound when I think of that woman flopping her boobs around digging for chips...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDn8y7j8kSk

It's a damn good thing I wasn't eating or drinking at the time.

And this as the background music.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

[Bloodsoul]

I will admit I have contemplated creating a "bra of holding" for my D&D games for pulling out large objects like magic staves, greatswords, baby tarrasques, etc...

[bhskittykatt]

I will admit I have contemplated creating a "bra of holding" for my D&D games for pulling out large objects like magic staves, greatswords, baby tarrasques, etc...

You totally should! I would.

[computeraide]

They have products similar to the whip-it wallet for women, such as:


The Secret Stash Bra (http://amzn.com/B003G5P074)
The Racktrap (http://www.racktrapreviews.com/the-rack-trap-bra-wallet/)
or the ever popular Cleavage Caddy (http://www.grrlplanet.com/bra-wallet/)

[Pagan]

They have products similar to the whip-it wallet for women, such as:


The Secret Stash Bra (http://amzn.com/B003G5P074)
The Racktrap (http://www.racktrapreviews.com/the-rack-trap-bra-wallet/)
or the ever popular Cleavage Caddy (http://www.grrlplanet.com/bra-wallet/)


I don't know that I'd ever use one of those. I don't have enough on top for those not to look....odd and lumpy.

But I love the names! Especially the Rack Trap! :lol:

[PepperElf]

to be honest i have always felt storing anything in your bra other than your boobs was nasty. :puke:

if i don't have a pocket available i will carry a purse.
i mean hell they even make fancy purses just for using with eveningwear

[dalesys]

With imprints from loose change would they be "A coupla two-bit tits"?:p

[Opalin]

One of my male friends actually has a thing for (to borrow a phrase from Tvtropes) victoria's secret compartment. He's forever attempting to work out how much you could stash in there without it being noticeable. Perhaps her husband was like this?