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  1. Yes,ma'am, just ignore that drone at your window...
  2. Even on??
  3. Violating the 2% rule
  4. Are you brighter than my bank?
  5. Well, let's see what my cats think of this ...
  6. Doesn't understand
  7. Should have gone to Specsavers...
  8. I wear my sunglasses...into the bank and at night
  9. Aw crap ...
  10. Typos and other turns of phrase (long)
  11. "We don't carry this", round 4635281
  12. Unanswerable Questions
  13. I don't think that's what that means.
  14. Okay, so I got it just slightly wrong ...
  15. A hunka hunka burnin' ... brownie??
  16. Woes of a Dispatcher - It's 1980 Something (LONG)
  17. How do you think we're contacting you?
  18. Lack of observational skill
  19. You have a smartphone, use it!
  20. That moment when ...
  21. Once again, I fear for humanity as a species
  22. A hot point
  23. Uniform Fail
  24. "Wait, I gave you too much..." (her lucky day)
  25. Hope you didn't NEED gas
  26. You left a #2 in the fitting room and didn't bother to tell anyone?
  27. Subjective Information
  28. Well at least you *tried*...
  29. Too good at following directions?
  30. Typo or...
  31. That does not mean what you think it means....
  32. Youve got money!
  33. Wherein I'm the one in a hurry.
  34. You did read the background material right?
  35. 600$.... gaaah.
  36. You left WHAT behind?!
  37. Brain Misfire at the ATM
  38. Do You Have Any Eggshells for Beds?
  39. You are not working as an unholy abomination....
  40. Not a customer, not sucky..
  41. Well, at least I was *wearing* pants ...
  42. Catís out of the bag
  43. Yesterday, today or tomorrow ...
  44. But I WANNA work later!!
  45. Not a Tree of Knowledge Then?
  46. Read your goddamn letter!
  47. How to traumatize small children
  48. That looked worse than it was
  49. I'll just shut up now ...
  50. When One Library Has an Event, ALL Libraries Must Be Having That Event
  51. There's a reason the screen isn't showing ANYTHING ...
  52. Yeah, maybe check first...
  53. O what goodly things are these....