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LillFilly
12-03-2013, 04:21 AM
I was next in line at the grocery store while a woman was purchasing a turkey. They were having a deal where, if you were purchasing 25$ worth of groceries you could get a fresh frozen young turkey for .99cents a pound. This woman was only buying a turkey. The price came up to $40 +. She asked why was it double what it should be; she was getting the deal. The cashier had to explain that the deal was AFTER spending at least 25$; the woman was trying to use the turkey as her 25$ purchase and THEN get the half-off price. So the customer stomped off saying they weren't going to buy it. Well, the store also had a deal where if you'd earned so many points during the holiday season you got a voucher for a free turkey :D With this purchase I'd earned all my points, so I told the cashier I could just take that turkey so they wouldn't have to haul it back to the meat department. Poor little unwanted turkey...:lol:

Teysa
12-03-2013, 06:30 AM
That was so nice of you to give that poor, unloved turkey a home.

fireheart
12-03-2013, 06:47 AM
And now I have "Turkey In The Straw" in my head......:runaway:

Eevie
12-03-2013, 04:35 PM
Yay for loved turkeys!

Monterey Jack
12-04-2013, 02:20 AM
And now I have "Turkey In The Straw" in my head......:runaway:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwc1Wi-mlCI

Mr Hero
12-04-2013, 06:06 AM
That was so nice of you to give that poor, unloved turkey a home.

Meanwhile another unloved turkey goes home to remain unloved.

fireheart
12-04-2013, 08:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwc1Wi-mlCI

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all....nothing at all....nothing at all....

Irving Patrick Freleigh
12-04-2013, 08:18 AM
As God is my witness....I thought turkeys could fly. :blink:

Monterey Jack
12-04-2013, 01:58 PM
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all....nothing at all....nothing at all....

"Stupid, sexy Flanders!"

Ironclad Alibi
12-05-2013, 02:22 PM
As God is my witness....I thought turkeys could fly. :blink:

The original skit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf3mgmEdfwg), for the culturally deprived.

Evannah
12-05-2013, 02:39 PM
Booo for stupid, rude lady. Hooray for you! You did your good deed :)

DGoddessChardonnay
12-08-2013, 06:26 PM
As God is my witness....I thought turkeys could fly. :blink:

They do . . . when you throw one!!:angel::lol: