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CrappyToHelp
12-26-2013, 05:46 PM
Today is Boxing Day.

I finished at 1745, and we close at 1800. I popped in store for some groceries (read: cider, lager and cola) in my last fifteen minutes then went outside to wait.

Our Checkouts Manager (P), was stood at the entrance telling people that the store is closed.

Most people were fine, though I noticed a large amount of sighs.

One fucker though was not.

P: We're closed, I'm afraid.
Fucker: Pull the other one.
P: It's a bank holiday and we've stayed open beyond normal trading hours.
F: Can't I just get blah?
P: No, I'm sorry.
F: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
P: There's nothing I can do.
F: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKER!


He then proceeds to phlegm in his face.

Wanker.

MoonCat
12-27-2013, 12:30 AM
Assault.

OK, that may be stretching it a bit, but it was uncalled for and in some localities he could be charged with assault. Idiot.

An Haddock
12-27-2013, 02:42 PM
>He then proceeds to phlegm in his face.



He does what now?

Dighti
12-27-2013, 03:32 PM
Phlegm == Spit

dalesys
12-27-2013, 03:37 PM
Phlegm == Spit
It's not! it's snot!

ADeMartino
12-27-2013, 03:42 PM
They'd have taken the little prick away on a stretcher, if he'd done that to ME. I don't put up with crap like that.

An Haddock
12-28-2013, 07:55 PM
Phlegm == Spit


I know what Phlegm is... but I read the story half-assed. It sounded like the OP was the one getting "phlegmed" on but worded it strangely.

Now I realize the OP was talking about their boss getting phlegmed in the face.