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Dentarthurdent
01-01-2014, 08:53 AM
Not even sure where to put this. Because it wasn't an SC. At least, I don't think this dude was deliberately jerking my chain. It's hard to tell with people over the phone sometimes.

WBG - Weird bald guy (the baldness may be relevant) (and I know what he looked and sounded like because I checked him in)
Me - :wave:

I get a phonecall the other night. Goes like this:

Me - *standard spiel*
WBG - Hey, uh, I was wondering if anybody left behind a razor.
Me - :confused: *slightly grossed out at the idea of using a used razor* Um...we don't have any razors in lost and found. But I can have someone bring you a shaving kit. *I go to look in the amenities box*
WBG - Okay, cuz, you know, I have to shave my hamster twice a month.
Me - :brainbleach: I...I'll call you right back, I have to go see if we have any in the supply closet.
WBG - Okay, thanks!

I just...I don't think this guy takes his pet hamster on vacation with him. To be fair, he might have been trying to be funny and he just needed to smooth his head down a bit. If he was talking about shaving...elsewhere...I don't want to think about it. They reallllllly don't pay me enough for that.

Hmm, the only remaining entertainment value I can forsee getting out of this conversation (other than your lovely comments) is to relate it to my manager and watch the look on his face. He makes fun faces. :lol:

Sandman
01-01-2014, 12:48 PM
We all have names for it.. His just happened to be his hamster

dalesys
01-01-2014, 02:22 PM
We all have names for it.. His just happened to be his hamster
And his hamster has its cheeks packed full of n***s.

ADeMartino
01-01-2014, 02:46 PM
I could be wrong, but I don't think it was euphemism for anything 'private'. It was probably just a particularly stupid joke, either to fluster you or because he genuinely thought it was funny.

wolfie
01-02-2014, 06:13 AM
Why would he need to shave his hamster? Is it to make the duct tape stick properly?:eek:

fireheart
01-02-2014, 08:25 AM
And his hamster has its cheeks packed full of n***s.

:roll: that's a new one.

Sheldonrs
01-02-2014, 11:21 AM
Maybe a smooth hamster slides in easier.

Lol

vikingchyk
01-02-2014, 04:33 PM
Maybe a smooth hamster slides in easier.

Lol

That's a gerbil.

Err, beable...

fireheart
01-02-2014, 07:46 PM
I am very glad that there is only one pet store near my house and they don't sell guinea pigs or hamsters or gerbils (I don't think you can get the last two in Aussieland either :confused:)

Now I will never look at them again....

wolfie
01-02-2014, 09:19 PM
Maybe a smooth hamster slides in easier.

That's a gerbil.

Sheldon, I'm disappointed. From your "comebacks" here, I thought you'd be familiar enough with dirty jokes to know that gerbils are for internal application, and hamsters for external application (in combination with duct tape).

Sheldonrs
01-02-2014, 09:28 PM
Sheldon, I'm disappointed. From your "comebacks" here, I thought you'd be familiar enough with dirty jokes to know that gerbils are for internal application, and hamsters for external application (in combination with duct tape).

I don't believe in pigeon or rodent holing anyone. ;-)

EricKei
01-02-2014, 10:27 PM
I don't believe in pigeon or rodent holing anymore. ;-)
Fixed that for ya, Sheldon. Damn autocorrect. :devil:

Dentarthurdent
01-03-2014, 05:41 AM
Fixed that for ya, Sheldon. Damn autocorrect. :devil:

That's how I read it in the first place...

Sheldonrs
01-08-2014, 01:19 PM
Pervs! lol

EricKei
01-08-2014, 02:01 PM
Pervs! lol
At last! Recognition from a Master! :eek:

Sheldonrs
01-08-2014, 02:45 PM
At last! Recognition from a Master! :eek:

From the Master to the baiter. ;-)