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drjonah
03-12-2014, 11:24 PM
Forgot to tell this one little ditty. At my store we have two registers. The debit/credit machine on the backup register was not working so we put a BIG sign up saying 'CASH ONLY'. And since it's the backup register, if I had to get on register to help out, I would shout out 'If anyone is paying with cash or check I can help them over here'

Well, a couple people came over to check out which then turned to five people in my line because apparently light out = register open, whereas light on with nobody in line = register closed.

So lady and her husband get to the front of the line and I say 'Now I can only take cash or check'. She gets all huffy and says 'WELL I'm paying with my credit card why can't you take me?'

Husband pipes up 'Obviously their machine isn't working because there's a BIG sign in front of you saying CASH ONLY'. Wife gets mad again and stomps over to the other register while husband just shakes his head.:lol:

Sheldonrs
03-13-2014, 07:12 PM
Guess who didn't get laid last night. lol

Captain Trips
03-13-2014, 07:30 PM
Guess who didn't get laid last night. lol

My guess is Sheldon?

dalesys
03-13-2014, 07:52 PM
Guess who didn't get laid last night. lol
My guess is Sheldon?
Sheldon's more of a standup comedian...

MadMike
03-13-2014, 09:01 PM
Guess who didn't get laid last night. lol

That's called "marriage." :devil: