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catcul
03-18-2015, 04:44 PM
Instead, I had to settle for a leg and a thigh.

I went to a fried chicken place to get lunch at noon. I ask for 2 breasts. They told me that their chicken breasts were still cooking. Either I could wait 10 minutes or order the leg and thigh. My lunch was still delicious.

I would think that a chicken place would have their breasts ready at noon.

Kanalah
03-18-2015, 05:34 PM
Clearly they had a run on breakfast breasts.

dalesys
03-18-2015, 05:59 PM
Four babes do some Bitchin'... (https://youtu.be/Dpjy3OkB3uk)

fireheart
03-18-2015, 08:35 PM
I'd be happy to provide breasts....except that would turn this forum into a porn site :angel:

TheSHAD0W
03-18-2015, 08:36 PM
Hey, at least they warned you, instead of ringing you up and then making you wait.

Irving Patrick Freleigh
03-18-2015, 09:13 PM
I Wanted Breasts

I know, but which pieces of chicken do you want? :devil:

DGoddessChardonnay
03-18-2015, 09:40 PM
I know, but which pieces of chicken do you want? :devil:

He did ask for breasts . . . he just didn't specify what KIND of breasts he wanted in the title.:p:lol:

I'd be happy to provide breasts....except that would turn this forum into a porn site

Now that would give an entirely new meaning to the name "Customers Suck" . . . wouldn't it? :angel:

Mr Hero
03-18-2015, 11:06 PM
I'd be happy to provide breasts....except that would turn this forum into a porn site :angel:


Now that would give an entirely new meaning to the name "Customers Suck" . . . wouldn't it? :angel:

Make it happen, Raps!

MoonCat
03-18-2015, 11:11 PM
I wonder how many people sprained their fingers in their rush to click on this story :devil:

DGoddessChardonnay
03-18-2015, 11:35 PM
I wonder how many people sprained their fingers in their rush to click on this story :devil:

Not to mention which "fingers" got sprained in the mad rush.:angel:

And on that note, I'll be more than happy to start a new Pervfest thread (old one is closed) so all who are interested can let 'er rip.;)

otakuneko
03-18-2015, 11:39 PM
Breasts? Who needs breasts?

http://webbstuff.net/dallion/dump/pettanko_powah2.jpg

Konata knows where it's at. :D

catcul
03-18-2015, 11:45 PM
Hey, at least they warned you, instead of ringing you up and then making you wait.

All I wanted were two big, meaty breasts. Is that too much to ask? :cry:

I'd be happy to provide breasts....except that would turn this forum into a porn site :angel:

So, THAT explains the T-shirt (http://www.customerssuck.com/board/showpost.php?p=1255246&postcount=1242). :eyewaggle:

dalesys
03-19-2015, 12:04 AM
Breasts? Who needs breasts?
Konata knows where it's at. :D
No more than you can get in your mouse mouth.
Look what happened to Curly! (http://gotmilkrevisited.tumblr.com/post/1289994089/curly-howard-got-milk)

LillFilly
03-19-2015, 01:34 AM
I like my chicken a little more risque... :lol:

http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2012/11/22/1226521/984006-chicken.jpg

catcul
03-19-2015, 02:49 AM
"Are you going to make it to dinner?"
"Sorry, I'm a little tied up at the moment."

fireheart
03-19-2015, 04:30 AM
All I wanted were two big, meaty breasts. Is that too much to ask? :cry:



So, THAT explains the T-shirt (http://www.customerssuck.com/board/showpost.php?p=1255246&postcount=1242). :eyewaggle:

They're big breasts too :devil:

And actually, after that incident, I wound up wearing slightly more tighter t-shirts to work :lol: (as in they were a bit closer fitting so they wouldn't drop whenever I bent over)

catcul
03-19-2015, 02:48 PM
They're big breasts too :devil:

And actually, after that incident, I wound up wearing slightly more tighter t-shirts to work :lol: (as in they were a bit closer fitting so they wouldn't drop whenever I bent over)

I'm STILL not allowed to ask Fireheart for a picture while on the job. :cry:

MadMike
03-19-2015, 10:30 PM
One of my coworkers at the old supermarket job was working the deli one day. The display had chicken breast and turkey breast sitting next to each other. One of the customers walked up to the deli and told her, "I'd like some of your breast!"

Without missing a beat, she asked him, "Would you like the one on the left?", pointing to the chicken, "or the one on the right?", pointing to the turkey.

fireheart
03-19-2015, 10:57 PM
One of my coworkers at the old supermarket job was working the deli one day. The display had chicken breast and turkey breast sitting next to each other. One of the customers walked up to the deli and told her, "I'd like some of your breast!"

Without missing a beat, she asked him, "Would you like the one on the left?", pointing to the chicken, "or the one on the right?", pointing to the turkey.

Way to go awesome CW! :yourock:

dalesys
03-19-2015, 11:30 PM
Jonatha Brooke (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonatha_Brooke) was opening for The Hooters in Germany and introduced *her* hooters.

catcul
03-24-2015, 05:05 PM
I went back. This time, they were able to give me breasts.

I like breasts and I like to put them in my mouth. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy!

:potstir:

fireheart
03-24-2015, 07:56 PM
I went back. This time, they were able to give me breasts.

I like breasts and I like to put them in my mouth. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy!

:potstir:

:eyewaggle:

Were they big breasts?

catcul
03-24-2015, 10:10 PM
:eyewaggle:

Were they big breasts?

They were big, meaty breasts. I also enjoy nibbling on the leg and thigh.

Mr Hero
03-25-2015, 06:19 AM
They were big, meaty breasts. I also enjoy nibbling on the leg and thigh.

Were you at home, or were you eating out?

dendawg
03-25-2015, 06:51 AM
I like big breasts and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny...

FTFY. :devil::angel:

gerund
03-25-2015, 12:21 PM
I like breasts and I like to put them in my mouth. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy!
:potstir:

I'm a leg man, myself. I like dark meat - it's so juicy and moist and tender and full of flavour. SLURP!

:eyewaggle: