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mjr
05-18-2015, 04:59 PM
LOL...

"Keeping up with the Cardassians"

"Leave it to Bieber" (or however you spell his name).

AccountingDrone
05-18-2015, 05:30 PM
I was a bit inebriated last night from pain meds, and reading some Stephanie Plum/Ranger/Merry Men fanfic and that State Farm Elvis commercial came on [the uncut one with the Flying Elvi (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ7rd3ef_G4)] and I commented to Rob that disguising a spec ops team as Flying ELvi would be great, they could get dropped in anywhere and get it passed off as a practice jump, or as a wrong drop zone. Then Rob pointed out you could hide an MP-5 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_MP5) grease gun in the body of a guitar ...

I am not sure which is scarier, that that idea would pop into my rather impaired brain, or Rob didn't find it that odd. <whimper>

Argabarga
05-18-2015, 05:36 PM
Imagines bad guy sneaking up on Elvis commando from behind. Just as he's ready to plunge a knife into his back, Elvis gives a casual flick of his jumpsuit-clad ring-bedazzled hand right into the baddie's face, a' la Batman. The bad guy crumples into a heap. Elvis turns, sneers and says "Thank ya, thankyaverymuch" before coolly picking up his guitar and walking off.

Jay 2K Winger
05-18-2015, 06:49 PM
Task Force 702, aka "The Hound Dogs."

MoonCat
05-19-2015, 03:30 AM
LOL...

"Keeping up with the Cardassians"

"Leave it to Bieber" (or however you spell his name).

I'm assuming the first one would be a horrible mix of Cardassian with Kardashian...I'd pay to see that one :lol:

Jay 2K Winger
05-19-2015, 05:28 AM
I'm assuming the first one would be a horrible mix of Cardassian with Kardashian...I'd pay to see that one :lol:

...I'm now picturing Gul Dukat doing that magazine cover shoot that Kim did. D:

Argabarga
05-19-2015, 08:14 AM
...I'm now picturing Gul Dukat doing that magazine cover shoot that Kim did. D:

:eek:

Set phasers to "puke"

mjr
05-19-2015, 12:14 PM
I'm assuming the first one would be a horrible mix of Cardassian with Kardashian...I'd pay to see that one :lol:

Basically, yeah...and all the drama that goes along with it.

Should they attack a Romulan outpost or not?

What was that Ferengi doing with you last night?

Should we get the Federation involved?

AccountingDrone
05-19-2015, 12:45 PM
Imagines bad guy sneaking up on Elvis commando from behind. Just as he's ready to plunge a knife into his back, Elvis gives a casual flick of his jumpsuit-clad ring-bedazzled hand right into the baddie's face, a' la Batman. The bad guy crumples into a heap. Elvis turns, sneers and says "Thank ya, thankyaverymuch" before coolly picking up his guitar and walking off.
LOL
Task Force 702, aka "The Hound Dogs."
I like it =)
...I'm now picturing Gul Dukat doing that magazine cover shoot that Kim did. D:

<shudder>

DGoddessChardonnay
05-19-2015, 10:19 PM
I was a bit inebriated last night from pain meds, and reading some Stephanie Plum/Ranger/Merry Men fanfic and that State Farm Elvis commercial came on [the uncut one with the Flying Elvi (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ7rd3ef_G4)] and I commented to Rob that disguising a spec ops team as Flying ELvi would be great, they could get dropped in anywhere and get it passed off as a practice jump, or as a wrong drop zone. Then Rob pointed out you could hide an MP-5 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_MP5) grease gun in the body of a guitar ...

I am not sure which is scarier, that that idea would pop into my rather impaired brain, or Rob didn't find it that odd. <whimper>

Neither one.

Of course, a group of Flying Elvi would be a good cover for a young secret agent looking to stop some nefarious plot from taking place that could create mass chaos.:lol:

Gravekeeper
05-20-2015, 01:38 AM
"Keeping up with the Cardassians"


This is a show on Youtube. There are even T-shirts. >.>



"Leave it to Bieber" (or however you spell his name).

Alarmingly, this too is on Youtube.

Honestly, I'm surprised neither one wasn't already an SNL sketch though. Horrible ideas for skits is sort of the entire premise of the show. ;p