View Full Version : Unlikely defences #377

07-16-2015, 08:58 PM
From ye local paper....

Mr X was found guilty of stabbing another hostel resident whilst under the influence of legal highs.

The jury rejected his defence that Mr Y had 'fallen over whilst drunk and landed on his armpit on a knife which he been using to eat ice cream whilst sitting naked on the floor.'

:confused: :rolleyes:

07-16-2015, 09:00 PM
"NOW. When a man attacks you with a banana, like so, you first make him drop the banana, and then eat the banana, thus, disarming him!"

07-16-2015, 09:12 PM
"You shot 'im! You shot 'im dead!"

"Well, 'e was comin' after me wit' a banana!!"

07-16-2015, 11:20 PM
It sounds like something from Weird ER---yes...doctor...I was just...er eating ice cream with it naked on the floor...and then I slipped...and thats how it ended up like that

07-17-2015, 03:59 AM
"You shot 'im! You shot 'im dead!"

"Well, 'e was comin' after me wit' a banana!!"

"What about raspberries?"

"We done them!"

I love Monty Python! :D

07-17-2015, 02:28 PM
I love the attitude they have on their actual, official YouTube page -- Apparently, they got tired of YT users uploading shitty-quality versions of their videos all these years (and, as is normal for YT, re-uploading others' uploads while trying to steal the "credit")....So, they responded by starting their own channel and uploading high-quality versions of the shows/scenes for free ^_^