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Kit-Ginevra
08-31-2018, 12:22 PM
So one of the girls at our Scrabble club got herself a part time job working in a shoe store-apparently called Dulcett. Fair enough-she could be excused for getting the name slightly wrong-just extremely unfortunate that she told us she was now working as a Dolcett girl... Eyebrows shot up for sure...

*do not Google unless you like the sort of images that make your brain want to shrivel and leap screaming into a tub of bleach...*

catcul
08-31-2018, 02:02 PM
*do not Google

Don't listen to him. You should totally Google that. :devil::potstir:

In all seriousness, my parents once joined one of these Scottish clan societies because we share a last name as the founder. My mother told someone that she was "a card carrying clan member."

Stranger: :wtf:
Mom: :ashamed:

Kittish
09-06-2018, 10:54 AM
*do not Google*

Oh my... Heh, I don't need to Google it, alas I already know what it is. Did anyone tell HER what she'd said? I bet she just about died of embarrassment...

Kit-Ginevra
09-07-2018, 11:53 PM
...you know from personal experience? :P

and I don't remember if we tried explaining-that might have been worse-so what does that mean-oh and you know this how?

notalwaysright
09-08-2018, 12:48 AM
Ha, you say don't google, and I trust you so I didn't. But that also means I have no idea why I would need brain bleach, since I'm not familiar with the term.

RealUnimportant
09-08-2018, 01:37 AM
I'd never heard of it either. Now I have, and I looked, and even though I only saw a page of search results I'm still scarred for life.

Stormraven
09-08-2018, 12:48 PM
This is why I don't do GIS on things like that. A simple google search comes up with text information. Bad enough, but I don't need to bleach out any images. :)

RealUnimportant
09-08-2018, 05:47 PM
Oh I didn't do an image search; I'm just cursed with a vivid imagination...

Ironclad Alibi
09-09-2018, 09:00 PM
Ha, you say don't google, and I trust you so I didn't. But that also means I have no idea why I would need brain bleach, since I'm not familiar with the term.

Brain Bleach (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brain%20bleach) is used to erase memories of what can never be unseen. Some of us wish we owned stock in the company.

Nunavut Pants
09-10-2018, 06:09 PM
... extremely unfortunate that she told us she was now working as a Dolcett girl...

You know, this is at least the second time you've mentioned these girls. I'd never heard of them before.

I'm starting to worry about you, K-G... ;)

Actually, that's a lie. I've been worrying about you for a while, you have just switched that to high gear! :D

notalwaysright
09-10-2018, 11:15 PM
Brain Bleach (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brain%20bleach) is used to erase memories of what can never be unseen. Some of us wish we owned stock in the company.

Oh, sorry I know what brain bleach is. I meant, the post basically says "this girl misspoke and used a term which has a very bad meaning, if you don't know what it is, don't look it up." But if you don't know what the term means, the post has no impact. I mean, what if someone misspoke and said orgasm instead of organism, but English was your second language and you didn't know why everyone was laughing. You'd just :confused:

Well I went ahead and googled it, and yeah that's bad.

Mental_Mouse
09-11-2018, 11:22 AM
Along the same lines, never try to “test” Rule 34. The more implausible a scenario you come up with, the more brain bleach you'll need.

Buzzard
09-11-2018, 10:33 PM
Like that old joke about the internet, and doing a search for people having sex with goats on fire: "Please specify type of goat"

And if, somehow, you manage to find something that Rule 34 hasn't gotten hold of yet, just wait a moment... someone's gotten aroused over this sentence already, damnit.

Mental_Mouse
09-13-2018, 03:55 PM
And if, somehow, you manage to find something that Rule 34 hasn't gotten hold of yet, just wait a moment... someone's gotten aroused over this sentence already, damnit.

Actually, that invokes the Quantum Corollary: If no such porn exists, it will be retroactively created by your search.

telecom_goddess
09-14-2018, 01:25 AM
*snip* -just extremely unfortunate that she told us she was now working as a Dolcett girl... Eyebrows shot up for sure...

*do not Google unless you like the sort of images that make your brain want to shrivel and leap screaming into a tub of bleach...*

Hooooleeeee sheeeeeet. Yeah I went there. :eek::eek::eek: