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Pixelated
05-23-2019, 12:48 AM
I've seen a rather unusual number of people coming through my line buying ... wooden stakes.

Is there something going on that I should know about ... ? :eek:

Ironclad Alibi
05-23-2019, 01:00 AM
You may rest assured that it is not the zombie apocalypse. Wooden stakes are for vampires, not zombies.

Pixelated
05-23-2019, 02:26 AM
That's not terribly comforting, Ironclad Alibit ...

*off to hang garlic in the windows*

Buzzard
05-23-2019, 03:18 AM
Zombies take chainsaws, shotguns, and anything else that'll remove the head in a hurry.

Vampires... depending on the mythos, you may be just fine, one way or another... so long as they don't freaking sparkle.

Pixelated
05-25-2019, 12:31 AM
*snip*

Vampires... depending on the mythos, you may be just fine, one way or another... so long as they don't freaking sparkle.

:lol: Robert Pattinson is never going to live that down, is he ...

Valentinian
05-25-2019, 02:25 AM
I am trying not to go into my rant about how sparkly vampires without any significant weaknesses would have set themselves up as gods thousands of years ago instead of hiding from humans and feeling Oh So Angsty. I am trying SO HARD.

Seanette
05-25-2019, 02:27 AM
:lol: Robert Pattinson is never going to live that down, is he ...

At least he can do the sparkle of shame all the way to the bank. :)

Arcus
05-25-2019, 04:57 AM
Vampires... depending on the mythos, you may be just fine, one way or another... so long as they don't freaking sparkle.

Only time a vampire should sparkle is when they are on fire.

TheSHAD0W
05-25-2019, 11:08 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM4rcjjKYVU

Pixelated
06-01-2019, 02:58 AM
As somebody who only barely managed to get through the first Twilight book, may I say thank you very much for that ... it's priceless. :roll:

EricKei
06-01-2019, 03:21 AM
*off to hang garlic in the windows*
Never really had to worry about vampires back in NOLA. We all eat garlic in just about every dish we make, it seems to keep them away. :devil: