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Kit-Ginevra
05-29-2019, 10:15 PM
Amongst all the other glorious gubbins I get to sell we had a blood pressure monitor. Today a couple bought it-they tried it first before buying.It worked no problem for her every time-when he came to try it,it didn't even register a pulse being present....:eek:

catcul
05-29-2019, 11:53 PM
Don't look at him too hard or you may be driven mad.

Monterey Jack
05-30-2019, 02:55 AM
They're coming to get you, Barbara...

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-NjEEMneJBRc/Vh2syo7f9oI/AAAAAAAABaM/qTp05VHSMac/s1600/ZombieBloodPressure.gif

Ironclad Alibi
05-30-2019, 03:22 AM
You introduce that guy to this lady (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03a-vG6wHDI).

Victory Sabre
05-30-2019, 07:37 PM
It's very hard to find a pulse on me, but not that bad.

greek_jester
05-31-2019, 08:30 AM
Apparently my late maternal grandfather used to freak out medical professionals. When they wanted to take his pulse he would make sure to give them the arm which had been injured during the war. Thanks to this he had no pulse in that wrist, and apparently he used to find it rather amusing to see them silently freaking out over not being able to find his pulse. :devil:

TheSHAD0W
06-01-2019, 01:27 AM
This is apparently a common problem for people with bigeminy. Which is a condition that can indicate other problems, so if you notice this you should consult a doctor.

A bigger problem is, if you think this is confusing to a blood pressure cuff, imagine how an auto-defibrillator will respond... :-O

dalesys
06-01-2019, 02:24 AM
When I was donating plasma I pondered if there was a way to trick the cuff into giving negative readings... :D

Pixelated
06-01-2019, 03:38 AM
Maybe you should have tried waving some garlic around ...