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Kit-Ginevra
05-30-2019, 04:54 PM
Overheard at work today

Customer 1:'We could get George that nice model motorbike.It's very cheap,he loves motorbikes,it's his birthday soon and with the operation he's going to have it might cheer him up'.

Customer 2:'It is quite a serious operation-they'll have to put a pacemaker in. Apparently he might not survive it'.

Customer 1:'Well if he doesn't,we can bring it back and get a refund'.



Your friends really love you George....:wave:

RealUnimportant
05-30-2019, 07:53 PM
"And just how long is your return policy?..."

Pixelated
06-01-2019, 03:52 AM
I just ... wow ... I have no idea what to say to that. :lol::lol:

Mental_Mouse
06-01-2019, 09:46 AM
Let alone the wisdom of putting a fresh heart-surgery patient on a motorbike....

Kit-Ginevra
06-02-2019, 01:20 AM
It was a wooden mod of a motorbike no more than a foot high. If they'd tried to put him on it he'd have either crushed it or shrunk dramatically in surgery

Mental_Mouse
06-03-2019, 10:00 PM
It was a wooden mod of a motorbike no more than a foot high. If they'd tried to put him on it he'd have either crushed it or shrunk dramatically in surgery

Oh, OK. careless reading.

Pixelated
06-03-2019, 11:23 PM
Have to admit I missed that bit too. Still pretty hilarious, though: "We'll buy him a nice gift and if he doesn't survive his surgery, well, there's always a refund ..."