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Trayol
12-30-2007, 05:35 AM
This may be too disgusting for some people, you've been warned. Twice.




Today during work, I was making orders while another employee, CP, was working the register. She was chatting with a couple with a toddler and helping them decide what to order. Suddenly, An unholy stench began to waft across the area. It was emanating from the little boy.

The parents checked to see if the boy had messed himself, but it turned out he had only farted. It was, in my opinion, the single greatest example of the Silent But Deadly fart EVER And that stench permeated a fairly large distance before diluting into the air.

After the couple had left, CP told me that she couldn't believe that that little boy could produce such a funk. It was seriously a scent a full grown man would have made.

hawkchick11
12-30-2007, 06:48 AM
Theres been times my son has done that... and he's only 18 months.

I'm still trying to figure out what side of the family he got that ability from.

Knightmare
12-30-2007, 10:50 AM
Little kids are stinky. My daughter, the ever-so-cute-and-polite Miss Em, is probably the stinkiest person in my family; and that includes Grandpa!

I don't know why little kids (especially babies) smell so much, but they do.

Rapscallion
12-30-2007, 10:53 AM
I think it's often due to the amount of milk they consume.

Rapscallion

poofy_puff
12-30-2007, 12:02 PM
One of my 7-month-old foster kittens does that, too.

Horsetuna
01-01-2008, 05:21 AM
When Iw as at Sears, I didnt really smel it, but I heard the *brrrp* then a girl's voice suddenly, excitedly say "Mommy I FARTED!"

I hid in a clothes rack of newborn stuff to keep from laughing.

Mom of course, was embarassed.