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technical.angel
09-13-2006, 09:02 PM
This is why you should be in chat.

[15:50] Puck_HR_Diva: oh, wait!! we forgot to hire Sphinx a personal assistant!!
[15:50] Puck_HR_Diva: all CEOs have personal assistants!!
[15:50] Ringman_School_Operations_MGR: ill take that job
[15:50] *** Sphinx_CEO_Workug is now known as Sphinx_CEO_work.
[15:50] Ringman_School_Operations_MGR: and hire a personal asst do do my work
[15:50] Sphinx_CEO_work: and why would you want that job?? lol
[15:51] Ringman_School_Operations_MGR: lol cause i get to be around sphinx the CEO
[15:51] Sphinx_CEO_work: lol whats so special about that
[15:51] TechAngel_CIO|Working: Ringman wants to be Sphinx's sex monkey!
[15:52] Puck_HR_Diva: oh. my. lords.
[15:52] Ringman_School_Operations_MGR: darn you TA you got me all figured out :redface:
[15:52] Puck_HR_Diva: I did not just see the words "sex monkey"
[15:52] Ringman_School_Operations_MGR: yea you did
[15:52] Sphinx_CEO_work: yes you did lol
[15:52] Ringman_School_Operations_MGR: comming from TA nonetheless
[15:52] * TechAngel_CIO|Working goes redfaced to keep from laughing out loud at work
[15:52] Puck_HR_Diva: luckily I'm the only one here right now, because I am cracking up
[15:52] Sphinx_CEO_work: lol its a good thing i have my own office
[15:53] Ringman_School_Operations_MGR: every one in the computer lab is looking at me funny
[15:53] Puck_HR_Diva: probably because you're a sex monkey
[15:53] Ringman_School_Operations_MGR: oh yea
[15:54] Ringman_School_Operations_MGR: now all i need is the im too sexy song lol
[15:54] Puck_HR_Diva: "I'm too sexy for my monkey..."
[15:54] Puck_HR_Diva: no, wait...
[15:54] Puck_HR_Diva: that's not it

And that, my fellow CSers, is why you should come into chat between 8am and 4:30pm Central, Monday - Friday.

Jenni :angel:

Rapscallion
09-10-2009, 05:46 PM
Right, folks. I deleted all posts in here barring TA's chatlog, what with it amusing me. Use this for it's real purpose - let each other know when you're in chat and others will be able to see what time you posted.

Have at thee!

Rapscallion

RayvenQ
12-30-2010, 01:57 AM
Or, given my point of view of tormenting you with quotes, what better timing.

Speaking of which, be just came out with a heaviyl loaded sentence

<be> lup, you write my letter and i'll do your dishes

and now for a severe misquote by lupo

<Lupo>Otherwise, bend over and bite the pillow, because this is gonna hurt.

BookstoreEscapee
12-30-2010, 02:27 AM
and now for a severe misquote by lupo

That one was for my Ex.

Dave1982
01-02-2011, 02:34 AM
[22:32:17] <Lupo> and now there's a song in my head that sorta goes "how do you solve a problem like john jacob jinglehiemer smitt, who just had sex and it's the sex that never eeeeeeends, which are a few of my favorite things, and then I don't feel sooooo bbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddd"

Though that's my fault for bringing up the song that doesn't end.....

RayvenQ
01-03-2011, 01:17 AM
Yet another lupo misquote....talk about being careful what you ask.

<RayvenQ> lupo....spit or swallow :P
<Lupo> we drank it Rayven!

lupo pazzesco
01-03-2011, 01:22 AM
aaaaaand here's the full quote.


[8:13 PM] dave1982: you had 15 different teas tonight?
[8:13 PM] Lupo: yup!!!!
[8:13 PM] dave1982: if I had that much tea I'd be running to the bathroom every 20 minutes
[8:14 PM] wolfie: on the one hand i can see her point
[8:14 PM] trailerparkmedic: that's why we had small cups
[8:14 PM] Lupo: they weren't full mugs, dave
[8:14 PM] dave1982: yeah but that's still quite a bit
[8:14 PM] Lupo: we used small, asian style teacups and only filled them halfway each time.
[8:14 PM] Lupo: tea tasting, if you will.
[8:15 PM] RayvenQ: lupo....spit or swallow :P
[8:15 PM] Lupo: we drank it Rayven!
[8:15 PM] Lupo: you want me to spit TEA??
[8:15 PM] RayvenQ: if you're tasting not drinking :P
[8:16 PM] RayvenQ: also lupo...thanking you, your reply is perfect for a misquote
[8:16 PM] Lupo: ...

*fistshakes at Rayven*


:p

Rapscallion
01-03-2011, 09:55 PM
Interesting vignette.

lupo_pazzesco has become available
[23:04:21] <lupo_pazzesco> hi all
[23:05:00] <pedersen> hiya lupo_pazzesco!
[23:05:02] <Rapscallion> Lupers!
[23:05:07] lupo_pazzesco has left
[23:05:13] <Rapscallion> something I said?


We live life to the full, don't we?

Rapscallion

Pedersen
01-04-2011, 01:36 AM
And I'm in chat for the night. What're you up to?

Dave1982
01-04-2011, 01:58 AM
Just so we're not all picking on Lupo......

[21:42:12] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> You've really started me on a dangerous path here...just picked up some herbal tea
[21:42:18] <dave1982> just finished off some iced tea
[21:42:27] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> with chamomi....chamom....the herb that makes you relax
[21:43:16] <Lupo> chamomile
[21:43:37] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> thank you
[21:43:58] *dave1982 struggles to not make a weed joke.....
[21:44:08] <Lupo> keep struggling dave.
[21:44:13] <Lupo> quash the impulse
[21:44:18] <Lupo> quash it I say!!!
[21:44:33] *dave1982 giggles madly
[21:44:44] <Lupo> quaaaash it...
[21:44:54] *Lupo attempts to give a stern glare
[21:45:16] <dave1982> I'm sorry but...."the herb that makes you relax" is a bit a of a double entendre
[21:45:37] *Irving_Patrick_Freleigh loves double entendres

Pedersen
01-04-2011, 02:58 AM
Ah, the joys of removing all context:


[22:57:58] <Treasure> something like that - i have a net book, and while 10" is preferred some places, its a bit small for my typing....

Pedersen
01-04-2011, 03:03 AM
Just when she thought it was safe to speak...


[23:01:58] <dave1982> alrighty folks, I should've been in bed over an hour ago, so I'm gonna take off
[23:02:11] <Pedersen_Home> oh... sorry dave1982, I'm *not* warming your bed.
[23:02:12] <wolfie> laters dave
[23:02:16] <Lupo> I'm not being taken


And shortly after that:


[23:05:48] <Lupo> I get used EVERY FLIPPING night almost.


At least we keep her happy, I guess ;)

Cazzi
01-04-2011, 07:01 AM
Dang it, I need to be in a different time zone!
I miss all the fun :cry:

BookstoreEscapee
01-05-2011, 11:25 PM
Looks like it's Girls' Night in Chat! Slumber party! :D

NO BOYS ALLOWED!!

Pedersen
01-06-2011, 05:08 PM
[13:06:18] <sengakitty> alright i'm showered
[13:06:29] <Rapscallion> was a good show


With timing like that ... :lol:

Ree
01-06-2011, 05:57 PM
Rapscallion: oh, there are furrier people than me
Ree: I know
sengakitty: back
Ree: I'was just kidding
Rapscallion: I just like to brag about mine more
<snip>
Ree: lol
pedersen: wait, was senga saying that her back is furrier than raps?
Ree: lol
Rapscallion: hopefully
Rapscallion: that's kinda hotTiming is everything.

Rapscallion
01-06-2011, 07:47 PM
<sengakitty> We got a futon~!
[20:56:53] <pedersen> don't worry, sengakitty. They've got creams that clear that right up

Rapscallion

Pedersen
01-06-2011, 10:11 PM
[18:08:10] <Rapscallion> right ladies, I'm away to bed
[18:08:13] <Rapscallion> you're invited
[18:08:23] <Ree> *sigh...I guess I'll do it


Again, timing is everything. And context? Well, we'll ignore that :)

Ree
01-06-2011, 10:11 PM
peppergirl: that sucks
peppergirl: dishes AND less time on line. they both suck.
pedersen: Yeah, it does. But I have to do that. At least I'll be around at night.
Rapscallion: could do with some sucking
peppergirl: Raps!
peppergirl: my kitty cat is watcing the chat over my shoulder. she's offended.
peppergirl: LOL
pedersen: And, of course, peppergirl bounces when Raps makes that comment.
Ree: lol
Rapscallion: I've shocked your pussy?
Ree: OMG LOL
peppergirl: Jeesssuus. LMAO
Rapscallion: I made your pussy's hairs stand on end?OMG...sometimes I wonder...:lol:

Peppergirl
01-06-2011, 10:12 PM
Yeah, baby - we really know how to class up the joint, don't we? :lol:

Ree
01-06-2011, 10:15 PM
:lol:
LOL Peppergirl.

It's always interesting to see where chat leads.

SengaKitty
01-07-2011, 05:32 AM
It's always interesting to see which quotes will make it here >.< Darnit Raps lol

Pedersen
01-07-2011, 05:54 PM
Okay, this one's not funny, not yet. Everybody remember to remind her of this in the next few days when the city is shut down again, though, okay? :devil:


[13:53:05] <KiaKat> The snow is really coming down. It's absolutely gorgeous.

Pedersen
01-07-2011, 06:37 PM
And this made me actually laugh. Thank you lupo!


[14:34:58] *RayvenQ tackles lupo, then runs away with her skillet
[14:35:03] <pedersen> rule 1 violation!
[14:35:07] <Lupo> aaacck!!!
[14:35:22] <Lupo> nononono!!! Gimme back my skillet!!!!
[14:35:25] <Lupo> *sobs*
[14:35:34] *Dave1982 intercepts RayvenQ, takes skillet, and puts on the moderators' closet
[14:35:39] <pedersen> Seriously RayvenQ, what's she going to beat me with?
[14:35:41] <Dave1982> no fighting! :p
[14:35:44] <KiaKat> I wasn't *really* reading this window, though!
[14:36:00] *Lupo continues sobbing and hits peds with the rolling pin
[14:36:01] <KiaKat> I had my inventory window open...
[14:36:04] <Lupo> still armed, but he took my skillet!!!

Peppergirl
01-08-2011, 02:52 AM
22:48:16] * peppergirl drags mind out of the gutter
[22:48:20] <Pedersen_Home> Doesn't work so well one handed.

You just can't make this stuff up, people. :lol:

Pedersen
01-08-2011, 03:14 AM
And now we find out that Lupo and I really do think alike...


[23:12:27] <peppergirl> so i called my mom and asked her to go get him a 20.00 gift card from somewhere and sign my name to it and that i'd mail her a check this weekend.
[23:12:37] <peppergirl> so she does, but fails to tell me where she got it from.
[23:12:38] <Ree> lol...oh dear
[23:12:42] <peppergirl> and he calls today to thank me.
[23:12:43] <peppergirl> LMAO
[23:13:02] <Ree> oops
[23:13:18] <Pedersen_Home> should have asked him what he got with it :)
[23:13:24] <Lupo> should've asked him what he got

BookstoreEscapee
01-08-2011, 03:16 AM
And now we find out that Lupo and I really do think alike...

Oh, god. :runaway:

RayvenQ
01-08-2011, 04:01 PM
and Senga wins my misquote of the day!

<sengakitty> I gotta figure out what to do with two giant breasts

dalesys
01-08-2011, 04:59 PM
and Senga wins my misquote of the day!<sengakitty> I gotta figure out what to do with two giant breasts
And I will hug them and pet them and name them...

....

....

Georgine & Georgette!:angel:

Pedersen
01-26-2011, 01:34 AM
And in today's episode of "As Lupo Said":


[21:32:41] <be> omg roomie needs to shut. up.
[21:32:57] <pedersen> be: duck tape. it's what's for dinner.
[21:33:01] *Lupo pours more hot chocolate for be
[21:33:03] <incognitocook> that seems to be a standing issue, be
[21:33:08] <be> i know
[21:33:09] <Lupo> wait, why am I getting duct taped?!?!?
[21:33:13] <be> sorry
[21:33:13] <Lupo> oh. wait.
[21:33:17] <pedersen> lol
[21:33:18] <Lupo> it's roomie.
[21:33:21] <Lupo> nevermind. >.>

Kara
01-27-2011, 12:59 AM
Lupo, I luff you, I really do. But I couldn't resist. I was weak.


[19:50:59] <kiakat> :(
[19:51:07] <Lupo> I can't find my debit card, I know I lfet it in my butt
[19:51:11] <Lupo> pocket
[19:51:16] <Lupo> back pocket of eans
[19:51:17] <kara> .......
[19:51:18] <Lupo> jeans
[19:51:32] <incognitocook> BAHAHAHA! ROFL~
[19:51:34] <Lupo> back butt pocket of my heans yesterday!!!
[19:51:36] <Lupo> Jeans
[19:51:40] <Lupo> goddammti fingers!!!
[19:51:52] <kara> you are SO lucky that Peds was probably lost in a snowstorm and didn't see that
[19:52:26] <Lupo> mebbe I shoulda made it a SMLAL mug of cocoa
[19:52:37] <Lupo> er...yeah whatever
[19:52:45] <kara> lol
[19:52:52] <incognitocook> yeah, you lucked out there, Lupo
[19:52:59] <Lupo> yay, I got lucky!!!!!

Pedersen
01-27-2011, 01:14 AM
[21:08:41] <Lupo> panties can catch fire!?!?!
[21:08:48] <incognitocook> no, they busted the myth
[21:09:05] <incognitocook> It was about people getting in and out of the car. It was usually women, so they used panties
[21:09:19] <kara> yeah, that too
[21:09:31] <Cygnata> hehe
[21:10:20] <incognitocook> the panties strung out on what looked like a bow..that was funny!
[21:10:44] <incognitocook> they didn't get cheap pack o'six panties, either
[21:11:05] <Lupo> mew?
[21:11:25] <incognitocook> you almost made me drop my cup laughing, Lupo
[21:11:34] <Lupo> I sorry...
[21:11:35] <Lupo> :(
[21:11:56] <incognitocook> hehehe
[21:12:09] <incognitocook> I love mythbusters. And I'm in a strange, tired, loopy mood
[21:12:12] <Lupo> my towel got caught in the wheels of ym rollie chair.
[21:12:23] <Lupo> my chair just undresseded me.
[21:12:23] <Lupo> wtf
[21:12:31] <kara> lol
[21:12:35] <incognitocook> HAHAHA!
[21:12:50] <incognitocook> Peds would be having a field day right now
[21:12:59] *be giggles


incognitocook is right, I found it most amusing :D

Cookie
01-27-2011, 01:16 AM
What was missing from that quote was:

pedersen has become available

immediately after! About died laughing. :lol:

Pedersen
01-27-2011, 01:28 AM
Good point. Forgot to mention that's what I saw on joining the chat :)

Pedersen
01-28-2011, 05:12 PM
[13:09:19] <kara> "Tell me or I'll pleasure it out of you." LOL. It's cheesy dialog like this that makes watching soap operas TOTALLY worth it


Getting soap opera lines, and finding out that kara is a closet soap addict: Priceless.

:D

Kara
01-28-2011, 05:44 PM
Yeah, forget that other thing. NOW my dark secret has been exposed.

Pedersen
01-28-2011, 07:42 PM
[15:40:53] <KiaKat> Lupo: Oh, crap, prolly a sightings post today, since I'm going to the store...
me: No! I will it to not be true. For you to have a smooth and sightings-less trip.
nods sagely
Lupo: Like you willed snowmageddon to pass...?
me: >.>
I pissed off a weather deity.
Lupo: Instead you got Snowmageddon 2: Return to Snowah's Ark
Bad Kia


And Lupo doesn't even have to be present to get quoted.

Rapscallion
01-28-2011, 08:11 PM
<Rapscallion> mmm, home-made soup, home-made bread
[21:10:25] <Rapscallion> all I need now is a shaved goat and a spray can of whipped cream and I'm set for the night
[21:10:52] KiaKat has left


I have this effect on people.

Rapscallion

KiaKat
01-28-2011, 09:28 PM
It wasn't so much on ME, Raps, as it was on my computer. The thing decided to randomly disconnect me.

I think you offended the router.

Pedersen
01-29-2011, 02:38 AM
[22:36:33] <incognitocook> Lupo, I agree. Undies go ON the Butt, not IN the butt
[22:36:59] <Lupo> *nodnodnod*


And that's what greeted me as I joined tonight. Timing really is everything.

BookstoreEscapee
01-29-2011, 02:41 AM
Yeah, forget that other thing. NOW my dark secret has been exposed.

You know, Kara, I could overlook the other thing, but...soap operas? I don't know if we can be friends anymore. Sorry.

Cookie
01-29-2011, 02:42 AM
And that's what greeted me as I joined tonight. Timing really is everything.

Well, and who HASN'T had the same thought while dealing with an uncomfortable set of undies. :p

RayvenQ
01-29-2011, 06:55 PM
Another misquote of lupo, take it how you will

<Lupo> I has juice. is tasty juice. I'm FINE

Not even in there 5 minutes and i get to misquote.

lupo pazzesco
01-29-2011, 07:10 PM
Whhoooooo, I set a record!!

:p

lupo pazzesco
01-31-2011, 01:31 AM
Dunno why, but this amused me...

[8:28 PM] Pedersen has entered the room
[8:28 PM] dave1982: oh good, the pizza delivery boy is here
[8:28 PM] Pedersen: I am *not* a pizza delivery boy!

Pedersen
01-31-2011, 02:24 AM
[22:23:20] <KiaKat> lupo, if i share, do you promise to not choke on any balls?
[22:23:47] <Lupo> promise!!!


Sometimes these quotes are just too easy...

KiaKat
01-31-2011, 02:52 AM
22:50:39 Pedersen Goes fairly well. One handed typing thanks to my pussy.

*snerks* Ah, Peds.

Pedersen
02-01-2011, 02:59 AM
I normally refuse to post a quote that involves me in any way, but this one seriously made me LOL:


[22:54:25] <Lupo> ha! foiled your out of context quoiting! :p
[22:54:41] <Pedersen> next time lupo. next time!
[22:55:03] <Lupo> normally, i'd deny it.
[22:55:08] <Lupo> but, I'm also a realist. >.>
[22:55:28] <Pedersen> and you missed the Inspector Gadget reference. I'm very disappointed.
[22:55:53] <Lupo> o.O
[22:55:56] <Lupo> I sorry...
[22:56:03] <kiakat> So did I, apparently...
[22:56:06] <incognitocook> I was totally thinking Inspector Gadget! :D
[22:56:25] <Pedersen> You're both hereby sentenced to 3 hours of 80's cartoons as penance.
[22:56:51] <Lupo> no!!
[22:56:53] <Lupo> dun wanna!!
[22:56:56] <Lupo> you can't make me!!
[22:57:17] <Pedersen> 1 episode of Gadget, 1 of She-Ra, 1 of Transformers, 1 of Voltron (the Lions, of course), 1 of Smurfs, and 1 of the Dungeons & Dragons cartoon.
[22:57:34] <kiakat> …. D&D?
[22:57:38] <kiakat> The rest are great.
[22:57:42] <kiakat> But D&D?!
[22:57:52] <kiakat> They fucked that cartoon up so badly!

Dave1982
02-02-2011, 12:56 AM
You just can't make this stuff up:

[20:55:02] <Lupo> hrmmm...you know what I need now???
[20:55:07] <Lupo> to get nekkid.

Pedersen
02-02-2011, 10:19 PM
Lupo has learned that some words have alternate meanings, but forgets this from time to time...


[18:15:48] <Lupo> need moar bubbles...
[18:15:49] <Lupo> >.<
[18:16:10] <Rapscallion> you want me to try help fluff a few more up for you?
[18:16:36] *sengakitty pours much more bubble bath in
[18:17:38] <Lupo> aww, that's sweet raps, but I'm quite capable of fluffing my own bubbles.
[18:17:45] <Lupo> waitwaitwait
[18:17:51] <Lupo> didn't mean to type that!

Dasota
02-03-2011, 12:57 AM
pedersen: Besides, Lupo's taco tastes better.
xx_wolfie_xx: peds
xx_wolfie_xx: i don't want to know how you can make that comparison
Lupo: o.O
* incognitocook *facepalm*
Lupo: well, I do make my own seasoning, which generally is better, i thin


Tacos. they are awesome

KiaKat
02-04-2011, 07:15 PM
15:12:47 Rapscallion: oh look, I need to see if the oven's pre-heated...
15:13:02 Kat: Taking a page out of Lupo's book, Raps?
15:13:04 pedersen: Wait, when did Raps become Lupo?
15:13:14 RayvenQ: Raps is a were-lupo

*snickers* Were-Lupo.

Followup:

15:13:49 pedersen: Considering the full moons that happen in this room, he should be acting like that a lot more often.
15:13:53 RayvenQ: he transforms and becomes super klutzy

RayvenQ
02-04-2011, 07:27 PM
I love my abiklity to cause lupo related havoc

RayvenQ throws a shiny past raps
[20:20:51] * Dasota runs over Raps towards the shiny
[20:20:54] * Rapscallion raises an eyebrow
[20:21:03] <Lupo> SHINY!!!!
[20:21:13] * Lupo tackles Dasota and scrambles for the shiny
[20:21:31] <xx_wolfie_xx> i saw that one coming
[20:21:41] <pedersen> Raps, you're lucky you weren't in the way.
[20:21:47] * Dasota headbutts Lupo in the leg trying to get the shiny
[20:21:53] <RayvenQ> its the law of universal lupo, there's not enough lupo to go around so there's omnly one person being lupo at a time
[20:22:05] * Lupo yelps and falls on Dasota, and grabs for the shiny again
[20:22:24] * RayvenQ throws a second shiny
[20:22:35] * Dasota squirms and wringgles out from under Lupo for the 2nd shiny
[20:22:40] <Lupo> mew!!
[20:22:44] * Lupo hoards the shiny and flees

Pedersen
02-08-2011, 02:11 AM
[22:09:26] <incognitocook> It's a quiz type ad. "Is this a woman or a lamp? 87% of people got this wrong!" or some crap like that
[22:10:11] <pedersen> It's a nice lamp, too.
[22:10:22] <incognitocook> :P you would say that
[22:10:30] <Lupo> awww, BE sent me a picture of her lamp. It's pretty!!!


There's times when timing is absolutely everything. Definitely.

BookstoreEscapee
02-08-2011, 02:12 AM
thanks, peds.

Kara
02-08-2011, 05:43 AM
Oh my, how illuminating, BE.

:rimshot:

Kara
02-08-2011, 06:02 PM
[12:58:43] <pedersen> And now I find myself wanting to ask Dasota how much she charges...
<snip>
[13:00:21] <Dasota> and peds
[13:00:25] <Dasota> 20 bucks an hour

Context? What's that?

Pedersen
02-09-2011, 12:56 AM
We don't always quote lupo. Sometimes, we quote people talking about her, like this:


[20:54:57] <KiaKat> Oh, see, if it were a Lupo, either boobs or ass would have to be involved.

Pedersen
02-09-2011, 02:37 AM
[22:35:41] <kara> I sewer to God, Peds, If you qoteu thies I keel you
[22:36:23] <Lupo> it's Achmed!!!


I dunno what kara said, but lupo could be right. Achmed, is that you? Why are you using kara's login?

Kara
02-09-2011, 02:39 AM
I blame it on Sneior Bacaridi!!!! Toatly not my faiult!

BookstoreEscapee
02-09-2011, 02:40 AM
I blame it on Sneior Bacaridi!!!! Toatly not my faiult!

Sneior Bacaridi?

Mikkel
02-09-2011, 06:29 PM
Sneior Bacaridi?

My guess would be Señor Bacardi Which would account for the spelling..
I hope Kara is alright.

Kara
02-09-2011, 09:52 PM
Yeah, uh, I'm fine. Feel like I got hit by a tank, but I'm fine.

................

Let's all just pretend last night never happened.

KiaKat
02-10-2011, 12:12 AM
And for your Lupo Quote Of The Day:

[8:07 PM] Lupo: <---sometimes is too easy to please...

KiaKat
02-10-2011, 12:29 AM
In chat, pants are optional.

[8:25 PM] kara: You don't NEED pants. that's what Drive Thru's are for
[8:26 PM] xx_wolfie_xx: i don't think baskin robbins have drive throughs
[8:26 PM] xx_wolfie_xx: also
[8:26 PM] xx_wolfie_xx: it's on the wrong side of freezing to go pantsless
[8:26 PM] be\: ooh, a&p and target near me should have it
[8:26 PM] dave1982: "Yeah I have a tripple cheesbureger and a large fry and uh....do you sell PANTS?"

lupo pazzesco
02-10-2011, 12:53 AM
I rarely wear pants in chat...











I'm usually in an nightgown at that point.

PERVS!!!

Cookie
02-10-2011, 01:01 AM
pants? chat? It never crossed my mind that those two would be used in the same sentence. :p

Kara
02-10-2011, 01:26 AM
I'm usually in an nightgown at that point.


I thought you were going to say a towel :lol:

KiaKat
02-10-2011, 02:21 AM
I thought you were going to say a towel :lol:

No, if she's wearing a towel, her chair undresses her.

dalesys
02-10-2011, 12:11 PM
No, if she's wearing a towel, her chair undresses her.
So, you're saying "Forget the towel."???

The DA squad wants to talk to you. Something about a hyperspatial express route.

Kara
02-11-2011, 01:34 AM
pedersen really needs to see it in person. Something like that I have to be able to easily reach the bottom.

All too easy.

Pedersen
02-11-2011, 01:35 AM
I know. Really is too easy. I'm usually better at not being so quotable, too.

Ah well, I'll just have to grab some of your choicer quotes later. Or maybe spoil a new culinary term for Lupo.... :devil:

Cookie
02-11-2011, 01:37 AM
NO SPOILING CULINARY TERMS! GRRRR!

Pedersen
02-11-2011, 02:37 AM
[22:35:17] <Lupo> wolfie, Kara said yes!!!!


What more should be said here... Nah, nothing. It stands on its own.

lupo pazzesco
02-11-2011, 02:42 AM
Actually, in the interest of providing factual TRUTH...

[9:34 PM] Lupo: Zombie Tea!!!
[9:34 PM] Lupo: WIN
[9:34 PM] Lupo: I can has???
[9:34 PM] Lupo: Zombie tea???
[9:35 PM] Kara: of course
[9:35 PM] Lupo: woooot!!!
[9:35 PM] Lupo: wolfie, Kara said yes!!!!

Pedersen
02-11-2011, 02:43 AM
I didn't lie in the least. Dunno how your post is providing truth while mine is not.

Kara
02-11-2011, 03:40 AM
Because Lupo provides much needed context, thereby negating suggestions of a Lupo-Kara-Wolfie sandwich. Ya perv.

Cazzi
02-11-2011, 07:29 AM
Zombie tea?

Where??!!!??

lupo pazzesco
02-11-2011, 12:14 PM
Zombie tea?

Where??!!!??

Here!! (https://www.adagio.com/signature_blend/blend.html?blend=15434&sid=33eb6c2eea81fc08753129078381ee77&scrollTop=5372)

It's a tea blend called "The Zombies Are Attacking!!"

:D

Cazzi
02-11-2011, 02:55 PM
It's a tea blend called "The Zombies Are Attacking!!"

:D

That looks quite tasty.

I'd hate to think about how much shipping etc. would be though!

*goes to put shopping away & kettle on"

Treasure
02-11-2011, 02:59 PM
too bad Peds wasn't in chat last night, i almost broke Lupo :angel: giggle!

Pedersen
02-11-2011, 03:05 PM
That looks quite tasty.

I'd hate to think about how much shipping etc. would be though!

Since they have offices in the UK and in the US, I'm betting shipping costs a *lot* less than you think.

too bad Peds wasn't in chat last night, i almost broke Lupo :angel: giggle!

How did you do so? And I was too in chat, though I have been going to bed earlier (before midnight), so it's easy to believe I missed it.

Cazzi
02-11-2011, 03:17 PM
Since they have offices in the UK and in the US, I'm betting shipping costs a *lot* less than you think.


DOH! :doh:
Went straight for the shipping link at the top of the page & completely missed the one to the European site :o

Note to self, stop looking at thing when rushing about :lol:

Treasure
02-11-2011, 03:27 PM
well, its kind of one those "ya had to be there" moments; and yeah you signed out and went to bed shortly after i arrived, and it was about 1/2 an hour later when i nearly broke her; i even left Kara stunned - it was beautiful!

Kara
02-11-2011, 06:04 PM
[12:58:30] <pedersen> So, your action was invalidated. got you pulled under the pile, and wrapped up, too :)
[12:58:48] <Lupo> ...
[12:58:55] *Lupo coughs up glitter.
[12:58:57] <Lupo> >.<
[12:58:58] <pedersen> Hey, waitaminnit. That means I can crawl out, and go get whatever's left of Lupo's tea.
[12:58:59] <Lupo> dammit peds
[12:59:03] <Lupo> O.O
[12:59:06] <kara> I could teleport myself out, but I need the warmth
[12:59:13] <kiakat> Pedersen, don't make me call out the weasels.
[12:59:19] <kiakat> I loaded them with Usher this time.
[12:59:19] <Lupo> Kara, teleprt me out!! I need to protect my tea!!!
[12:59:31] *pedersen goes for the tea. What's left over here?
[12:59:52] *kara teleports Lupo out of the pile
12:59:52] <kiakat> Pedersen...
[13:00:00] <kiakat> I'm warning you.
[13:00:14] <pedersen> not to worry, kiakat, I have a feeling that the incredible hulk^^^^lupo is about to unleash on me, freeing most everybody.
[13:00:39] <pedersen> Well, all of them, anyway, since they're all taped together. You might still be stuck :p
[13:00:39] <kara> That would be too easy
[13:00:58] *pedersen fondles lupo's tea. OOooooh, chai!
[13:01:10] *kara reaches the remote button in her pocket, opening the trapdoor under Peds and dropping him in a pit of singing glitter weasels
[13:01:23] *Lupo breaks free and grabs the skillet
[13:01:31] <kara> You're not the only one who can install trapdoors
[13:01:32] <Lupo> oop, time to go, actually, haveta catch another bus!
[13:01:33] <Lupo> bbl!!!
[13:01:38] <pedersen> dammit!
[13:01:51] <incognitocook> nice, Kara
[13:01:54] <pedersen> Now where's the fun of molesting her tea when she's gone?
[13:02:17] *pedersen pushes a button, and activates his newly installed singing glitter weasel canceling speakers.
[13:02:17] <incognitocook> Any chance of a trained weasel that can chew through duct tape?
[13:02:45] <pedersen> There. They can dance, they can move their mouths, but I can't hear them. Bliss! :D
[13:03:35] *pedersen works his way out of the pit, and starts cutting people loose.

No amount of context can explain this. You just had to be there :D

BookstoreEscapee
02-13-2011, 01:50 AM
Aw, I miss all the fun.

*kicks floor*

Pedersen
02-16-2011, 01:51 AM
[21:50:39] <Lupo> yis, talented group here, overseas orgy.
[21:50:41] <kara> we're international now
[21:50:47] <Lupo> international orgy!!!
[21:50:48] <Lupo> :D


'Nuff said, I think.

Kara
02-16-2011, 08:39 PM
There is a perfectly reasonable explanation for the above conversation.

But that would take all the fun out of it :D

KiaKat
02-17-2011, 12:22 AM
[8:19 PM] Lupo: Lupo has salty goodness and is in a happy place.
[8:19 PM] Lupo: :)

It really does write itself, folks.

Kara
02-17-2011, 05:47 AM
Quoth CS Chat

[00:42:25] *** Kristev (kristev@cschatter.com/jwchat) has joined the room as a participant
[00:42:32] <Kristev> My first time in here.
[00:42:35] <Kristev> How exciting.
[00:42:40] <kara> Welcome!
[00:42:41] <Wraiths_crono> so then we pop your chat cherry then?

I think that speaks for itself.

lupo pazzesco
02-18-2011, 02:59 AM
Ninjaquote!!

[9:53 PM] Crono: mmm taco bell...
[9:55 PM] pedersen: Crono: "mmm" and "taco bell" go together like "military" and "intelligence"
[9:56 PM] Crono: heh well tonight I was feeling cheap and easy

lupo pazzesco
02-18-2011, 07:07 PM
[2:06 PM] pedersen: I'm at work, and I just got led around the office, on a leash, by a gay man.

Um...yeah...just gonna...leave this here.

dalesys
02-18-2011, 09:39 PM
[2:06 PM] pedersen: I'm at work, and I just got led around the office, on a leash, by a gay man.

So who's wish was it?

/Sheldon_ref

Cazzi
02-19-2011, 09:42 AM
It always happens just after I leave! :p

Kara
02-21-2011, 05:03 PM
[12:00:15] <pedersen> I thought 8 tamales would be too much for me. I was wrong.
[12:00:46] <kara> stuffed peds
[12:00:56] <KiaKat> *snickers*
[12:01:00] <KiaKat> Can we mount him on the wall?
[12:01:19] <kara> He probably wouldn't mind being mounted anywhere
[12:01:21] <pedersen> You can mount me anywhere :waggle:
[12:01:24] <kara> HAH
[12:01:28] <KiaKat> XD

Should I be proud of the fact that I'm now able to understand how Pedersen thinks or ashamed of it?

Pedersen
02-21-2011, 05:07 PM
Should I be proud of the fact that I'm now able to understand how Pedersen thinks or ashamed of it?

Well, considering that "understanding how Pedersen thinks" is roughly as difficult as "understanding that puppies will eat whatever food you set down", I don't think it's something to be ashamed or proud of.

:D

Pedersen
02-22-2011, 03:25 AM
[23:23:45] <Lupo> there are SOME where I've THOUGHT about adding a 3rd, but it seems like it'd be awkward to the mix.


Just when she thought it was safe to let her guard down, she goes and makes innuendo like that...

Pedersen
02-23-2011, 12:44 AM
So, I logged in, and Kia shared some earlier events with me. Since nobody else posted it, I get to. Enjoy :D


20:15:47 lupo_pazzesco@cschatter.com: Rayven, what IS your obsession with cactii...?
20:16:01 kara: grr, stoopit DVD packaging
20:16:03 lupo_pazzesco@cschatter.com: just...out of random curiousity. I mean, peds has jello, and you have cactii.
20:16:10 kara: *uses her teeth*
20:16:26 Irving_Patrick_Freleigh: at least he isn't tossing you into the cactus pool.
20:16:28 RayvenQ: It's penis shaped (which i find amusing) and has spikes...
20:16:52 kara: *snerk*
20:16:53 Kat: …. so you're a sadist with penis envy?

Victory Sabre
02-23-2011, 08:30 PM
I'm having trouble getting into the chat. It keeps saying Ath. Failed. I'm sure I'm doing something wrong, but not sure what.

Pedersen
02-23-2011, 09:04 PM
Using jwchat, your username will be "victory_sabre", and your password will be whatever your CS password is.

If it's telling you your authorization failed, then it's saying that your password or username got entered wrong.

If none of that works, please use my contact information (on my profile page) to find me on any of the IM services, and I can help you more directly from there.

Victory Sabre
02-23-2011, 09:07 PM
I forgot the _ in my name. Thanks.

Dave1982
02-26-2011, 12:49 AM
Paging PEPPERGIRL! We miss you in chat! :(

Cookie
02-26-2011, 02:11 AM
<Lupo> I had sugar
[21:10:34] <Lupo> now I as booze
[21:10:41] <Lupo> and now I'mma go try a bird poopie cookie

Chat is a strange, strange place. And we keep coming back for more. :D

BookstoreEscapee
02-26-2011, 03:33 AM
Chat is a strange, strange place. And we keep coming back for more. :D

There are a lot of ! there, too.

Cazzi
02-26-2011, 09:52 AM
There are a lot of ! there, too.

And it always happens after I've left! ;)

lupo pazzesco
02-27-2011, 01:15 AM
[8:13 PM] be: YES! I KILLED HIM!
[8:13 PM] be: i am a golden god!
[8:13 PM] Lupo: ...
[8:13 PM] Wolfie: be you almost got alien milk up lupo's nose

You know the thing about this is, BE is usually the quiet one....

It's ALWAYS the quiet ones.

taurinejunkie
02-27-2011, 05:00 AM
(12:55:30 AM) kara: Lupo: I thought you were in bed
(12:55:56 AM) MadMike: Yeah and I thought she was taking everyone with her.
(12:55:56 AM) Lupo: I am.

First time I have something interesting to quote here. :D

lupo pazzesco
02-27-2011, 05:03 AM
I clarified!! I did, I said I was in bed, but I was NOT taking everyone with me!! Realy!! I DID!!!

BookstoreEscapee
02-27-2011, 05:05 AM
Yeah, she only took the girls.

lupo pazzesco
02-27-2011, 03:31 PM
...

Thanks for the assist, BE. Really. No, no. Thaaaaaaanks...

:p

Kara
02-27-2011, 04:27 PM
Yeah, she only took the girls.

Yes, for a pillow fight and back rubs.

:D

Victory Sabre
02-27-2011, 06:47 PM
Yes, for a pillow fight and back rubs.

:D

The question is will she let guys watch?

Irving Patrick Freleigh
02-28-2011, 11:25 PM
The question is will she let guys watch?

Who needs permission when you've got a cordless drill? :devil:

Pedersen
03-01-2011, 02:50 AM
Dammit, right after I mention how I don't quote myself, they're making me do it. It's Lupo's fault, though.


[22:43:25] <pedersen> furry motorboat is now active
[22:44:02] *be could use a furry motorboat right now
[22:45:10] <pedersen> Well, I suppose I could grow a beard, then come visit.
[22:45:41] <be> or you could just send me your cat
[22:45:56] <Lupo> I don't think those ship well...
[22:45:58] <pedersen> Figures. I knew you just wanted my pussy.
[22:47:17] <incognitocook> figures you would go there, peds :p
[22:47:39] <pedersen> I didn't go anywhere. be dragged me there.
[22:47:58] <Lupo> be didn't drag you anywhere...
[22:48:17] <Lupo> you ran there, and screamed "GIRONIMO!!" on the way.

lupo pazzesco
03-01-2011, 10:19 AM
>.>


Why is it always MY fault??

It's NOT my fault. Let's blame someone else...

Pedersen
03-01-2011, 02:31 PM
It is your fault, though. You're the one actually made me LOL.

So, this time at least, blame is squarely on your shoulders.

Deal with it.

lupo pazzesco
03-02-2011, 01:42 PM
It's MY fault that YOU'RE so easily amused...?

Geez...

:p

Pedersen
03-02-2011, 03:59 PM
No, I guess not, but it does explain why I like hanging out in chat with you so much ;)

lupo pazzesco
03-02-2011, 06:32 PM
...

:p

Is all I have to say to that!

Pedersen
03-04-2011, 02:35 AM
[22:34:57] <KiaKat> lupo is not allowed to wear socks in places where she's at risk of being floorspanked.


I have no response to that. I really don't.

Pedersen
03-04-2011, 09:29 PM
[17:27:41] <atdielement> I had to post that quote to the boards... I'm still trying to figure out how to give oral sex to customer service.


I go away and idle for work, and come back to that...

xx_wolfie_xx
03-04-2011, 10:04 PM
chat had a hiccup and is back up again for everyone who was in there

AtDIelement
03-04-2011, 10:54 PM
I go away and idle for work, and come back to that...

I bring alot to the table peds.

Pedersen
03-05-2011, 02:58 AM
chat had a hiccup and is back up again for everyone who was in there

We did indeed have about a 30 minute outage. As it turns out, the hosting provider had a hiccup, and informed me and Raps about it. The system is backup to normal.

Well, as normal as chat *ever* is, anyway...

Pedersen
03-05-2011, 03:19 AM
[23:17:53] <Crono> well.. at least if the ex asks if I am blue, I can honestly say "Smurf yeah!'


That's just smurfy!

And yes, CS Chat *did* go there :p

dalesys
03-05-2011, 03:37 AM
chat had a hiccup and is back up again for everyone who was in there
Sounds like pron to me.:angel:

Kara
03-11-2011, 06:53 PM
*Dave1982 clubs Peds with it

Boys and their toys....

Pedersen
03-11-2011, 06:57 PM
Even worse is that I barely noticed it happening...

BookstoreEscapee
03-14-2011, 11:21 PM
Lupo: BE sent me her cherry

Cherry TEA.

Cherry. tea.

Pedersen
03-18-2011, 01:34 AM
[21:33:17] <Lupo> the problem here is
[21:33:20] <Lupo> I can't insult peds


Strange how things change. Seems like just a few hours ago the insults could flow freely...

BookstoreEscapee
03-20-2011, 04:41 AM
Strange how things change. Seems like just a few hours ago the insults could flow freely...

She couldn't insult Peds without also insulting me because Peds and I live in the same area (sorta).

I gave her permission. :D

Kara
03-20-2011, 05:51 PM
[12:49:48] <Crono> i have touched one..

Yes, I'm bad. Very bad.

Pedersen
03-22-2011, 01:21 AM
[21:14:13] <xx_wolfie_xx> please
[21:14:16] <xx_wolfie_xx> kia
[21:14:21] <xx_wolfie_xx> who are you talking about
[21:14:26] <xx_wolfie_xx> keep that in mind
[21:14:32] <KiaKat> well I didn't think you had a thing for balls.
[21:14:34] <KiaKat> See what I know.


Sheesh, get overworked for a week, and everything's changed.

RayvenQ
03-23-2011, 12:40 AM
Time for another Lupo misquote.

<Lupo> hey, what's wrong with all girls...?

lupo pazzesco
03-23-2011, 01:49 AM
Mega-Quotie!!!

[8:35 PM] xx_wolfie_xx: i has a suggestion but i'm not sure it's appropriate for all ages
[8:36 PM] Lupo: ...
[8:36 PM] Lupo: Lupo Gibbs smacks wolfie
[8:36 PM] Crono: ...
[8:36 PM] Lupo: Lupo Gibbs smacks wolfie a second time, on principle
[8:38 PM] pedersen: hey, if you're gonna gibbs smack, you have to divulge the reason.
[8:38 PM] be: there has to be a reason?
[8:39 PM] xx_wolfie_xx: ok, i'll share but not in public chat
[8:39 PM] pedersen: ah, it's one of those things. In that case, Lupo, you may gibbs smack yet again.
[8:39 PM] be: hey!
[8:39 PM] xx_wolfie_xx: so if you REALLY want to know, pm me
[8:39 PM] Lupo: Lupo Gibbs smacks pedersen for asking
[8:39 PM] Lupo: see? I gave the reason that time.
[8:39 PM] Crono: whats a gibbs smack?
[8:39 PM] Crono: hey it didnt send my message
[8:39 PM] pedersen: pedersen gibbs smacks lupo for gibbs smacking him for asking why gibbs smacking was being done to wolfie.
[8:40 PM] Crono: ok im on dealy it seems.
[8:40 PM] Lupo: Lupo gibbs smacks pedersen for gibbs smacking her, for intruding on the gibbs smack to wolfie.
[8:40 PM] pedersen: I just had a delay as well, Crono. it seems to have smoother back out again.
[8:41 PM] Lupo: Crono
[8:41 PM] pedersen: pedersen picks up be and uses her to gibbs smack lupo for gibbs smacking for intruding on the gibbs smack to wolfie, when all I was doing was asking why wolfie was being gibbs smacked.
[8:41 PM] Lupo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz5RlEDhM1M
[8:41 PM] pedersen: pedersen then gibbs smacks again, just on some ill-defined principle.
[8:43 PM] Lupo: Lupo gibbs smacks pedersen for having the audacity to use BE to implement a gibbs smack, (which goes against all that a Gibbs smack IS), and Gibbs smacks him one more time for interfering with the aforementioned Gibbs Smacking of wolfie
[8:44 PM] Lupo: Lupo issues one more Gibbs smack ot peds - a penalty Gibbs smack for ill use of BE
[8:44 PM] be: be is so confused
[8:45 PM] Lupo: is ok BE, it's all wolfie's fault
[8:45 PM] Lupo: here, have some tea
[8:45 PM] be: ooh
[8:46 PM] pedersen: pedersen goes around the room playing "duck duck goose", but gibbs smacking everybody instead. And, when he gets to Lupo, gibbs smacks her twice (once with each hand), before issuing yet another gibbs smack (using wolfie this time) for lupo gibbs smacking him for interfering with the wolfie gibbs smack, gibbs smacks again as payback for the penalty gibbs smack, lobs another gibbs smack for the "audacity" gibbs smack, and finally does another double gibbs smack, just to take it to the next level
[8:47 PM] Lupo: Lupo is too busy on the floor giggling to retaliate...
[8:48 PM] pedersen: And all because of a simple question: What flavor to use first in the new tea kettle?
[8:48 PM] xx_wolfie_xx: >.>



It really is all wolfie's fault....but peds...you win!!!


*collapses laughing all over again*

lupo pazzesco
03-25-2011, 02:31 AM
Erm...

I has no words...7

9:30 PM] pedersen: pedersen gets milk and blonde. BRB.
[9:30 PM] Crono: indeed
[9:31 PM] Crono: a blonde what?

Pedersen
03-25-2011, 02:54 AM
stupid keyboard refusing to type all my keys anymore. Ah well, 20 years is a good run, right?

Anyway, I was going after one of these (http://www.heartbreakingdawns.com/products/Bhut-Jolokia-Blondies.html).

RayvenQ
03-28-2011, 02:58 AM
Uh oh, lupo is tipsy, quick, call the emergency services!

Kara
04-02-2011, 04:18 AM
[23:16:38] <Lupo> if this changes my hair to any color but purple, NO ONE'S testicles are safe!!!

Aren't you sorry you missed out on this?

lupo pazzesco
04-02-2011, 04:19 AM
wolfie, honey, I can 'splain!!! o.o

:p

BookstoreEscapee
04-02-2011, 04:20 AM
wolfie, honey, I can 'splain!!! o.o

:p

Where's the fun in that?

Victory Sabre
04-03-2011, 12:31 AM
I'll keep my hands covering my equipment next time I'm in chat if Lupo's hair isn't purple, just to stay safe.

I would have been in chat today, but I've been having so much fun dealing with the credit card machine not working.

Lots of beer will be consumed tonight.

RayvenQ
04-04-2011, 11:05 PM
Another lupo Misquote:

<Lupo> yes, I am dirty

ZedOmega
04-07-2011, 11:10 PM
Dropping in for a little bit.

BookstoreEscapee
04-09-2011, 04:46 PM
[12:04:PM] Lupo: his micro is...deficient.

[12:44:PM] Lupo: my baby got me unlimited rides!

Makes one wonder about context...

Cookie
04-12-2011, 01:12 AM
<pedersen> Your balls appear to be popular tonight.
[20:12:01] <incognitocook> I was waiting for someone to go there
[20:12:01] <Lupo> only acuz I fiddled with 'em to make 'em perfect
[20:12:02] <be> o_o
[20:12:03] <Lupo> wolfie tried.
[20:12:13] <Lupo> but the end results of his efforts ended up lopsided

OMG! It was great at fiddled, but lopsided.... :roll:

Dave1982
04-12-2011, 01:14 AM
[21:10:58] <wolfie> what the hell!!!
[21:11:15] <pedersen> What can we say, wolfie?
[21:11:19] <be> :p
[21:11:20] <wolfie> crappy lock
[21:11:23] <pedersen> Your balls appear to be popular tonight.

Rapscallion
04-12-2011, 10:50 PM
<Rapscallion> Wolfie!
[23:02:07] <Rapscallion> they're oppressing me with boobs!
[23:02:08] <xx_wolfie_xx> hiya Raps
[23:02:10] <Rapscallion> it's great!


You had to be there. I was.

Rapscallion

Pedersen
04-13-2011, 02:07 AM
Damn. Why don't they ever oppress *me* with boobs?

Victory Sabre
04-14-2011, 02:28 AM
Damn. Why don't they ever oppress *me* with boobs?

No kidding. I'd love to be oppressed by boobs.

Rapscallion
04-14-2011, 06:47 AM
It's not as much fun as you're probably thinking. It's best if I bear this burden alone.

Rap "it's a hard life" scallion

xx_wolfie_xx
04-17-2011, 12:48 AM
[19:44:51] <wolfie> BE, lupo said we needed to tag team you
[19:44:53] <Lupo> in her car.


god i love chat

lupo pazzesco
04-17-2011, 01:43 AM
...

Couch for you tonight, mister!!!

xx_wolfie_xx
04-17-2011, 01:52 AM
I don't own a couch

lupo pazzesco
04-17-2011, 01:53 AM
ok, fine!!

bathtub... :p

xx_wolfie_xx
04-17-2011, 01:59 AM
make me :P

lupo pazzesco
04-17-2011, 02:22 AM
...

I'm pretty sure I could ENTICE you, but not make you...

...

I'm not good at this game. >.>

*wanders off for tea*

Pedersen
04-22-2011, 02:59 AM
[22:57:25] *kiakat can't believe she's saying this...
[22:57:28] <Lupo> just goes to show.
[22:57:33] <kiakat> Pedersen MAY be correct.
[22:57:36] <Lupo> peds can't grasp the way I think.
[22:57:38] <Lupo> ...
[22:57:41] <Lupo> o.o
[22:57:47] <Lupo> *wibbles*
[22:57:48] <Lupo> Kia...
[22:57:48] <kiakat> Someone might want to look out for Ragnarok.


Wow. Just... wow. I think Kia's right, Ragnarok must be right around the corner.

Kara
04-23-2011, 04:24 AM
[22:21:00] <pedersen> nuh-uh: I don't wear your underwear, so joke is *definitely* not on me.

And this is what greeted me when I signed in this evening.

Kiwi
04-23-2011, 06:13 AM
I was in chat, not so much anymore!

lupo pazzesco
04-28-2011, 02:43 AM
[9:39 PM] kara: Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you. Who's next?
[9:39 PM] pedersen: pedersen ponders raising his hand for that...
[9:41 PM] kara: and peds, that was a quote, not an offer

She knows him rather well, don't she...?

Pedersen
05-14-2011, 02:20 AM
I'm sorry, I can't let this go unquoted. I probably should, but I can't:


[22:17:58] <Lupo> pedersen is right

Pedersen
05-18-2011, 01:42 AM
[21:39:46] <Victory_Sabre> But you can give it to someone else.
[21:40:21] <Lupo> I did.
[21:40:30] <be> i'm sure she'll be happy to give it to more than one person


And thus did BookstoreEscapee find herself quoted...

lupo pazzesco
05-18-2011, 01:49 AM
[8:47 PM] pedersen: Lupo: With some of what you have told us, I think you could come out with "So, on the way to work, I tripped, fell through a car windshield, landed in some pervert's lap who promptly felt me up, bit his nose off, went to the hospital and got 834 stitches" and my response would simply amount to "Ouch. How bad is the scarring going to be?"

Thx for the sympathy, man. no, srlsy. thanks. warms my heart...

>.>

Victory Sabre
05-18-2011, 01:50 AM
<pedersen> Lupo: With some of what you have told us, I think you could come out with "So, on the way to work, I tripped, fell through a car windshield, landed in some pervert's lap who promptly felt me up, bit his nose off, went to the hospital and got 834 stitches" and my response would simply amount to "Ouch. How bad is the scarring going to be?"

Why does this make me laugh so much?

Kara
05-19-2011, 12:19 AM
[19:03:33] <wolfie> i'm not sleeping with kara

Even with context, I was speechless.

He speaks the truth, btw.

lupo pazzesco
05-19-2011, 12:29 AM
He damn well better be....dun wanna have to plot revenge against you, kara...

>.>

<.<

*muttermuttermutter*

Dave1982
05-21-2011, 11:56 PM
[19:54:38] <Lupo> I've been hit in the face with a ball before. not pleasant.
[19:54:47] <Lupo> actually, coupla different kinds of balls have hit me in the face

Victory Sabre
05-22-2011, 11:23 PM
It's official

<dave1982> I think Lupo needs some steak :p
[5:59:44 PM] <Victory_Sabre> Delicious Dave
[6:01:21 PM] <lupo_pazzesco> why do I need steak....?
[6:02:11 PM] <Victory_Sabre> Everyone needs steak. Nummy steak.
[6:02:40 PM] <dave1982> for iron
[6:02:45 PM] <dave1982> and because it's nummy :D

Kara
05-25-2011, 09:40 PM
Today, on Out-Of-Context Theater:

[16:38:46] <pedersen> Don't be afraid. It only hurts for a little bit.

Pedersen
05-25-2011, 09:42 PM
And in the sequel to Out of Context theater, we get this:


[17:41:16] <kara> all too easy


No way to misinterpret that one, right?

Pedersen
06-02-2011, 12:53 AM
[20:51:24] <Lupo> my cleavage just ate a marshmallow...
<snip>
[20:53:05] <Lupo> ....and 3 moar just followed it to try and rescue it....I guess.


Anybody got the rest of the ingredients for smores?

BookstoreEscapee
06-02-2011, 12:54 AM
Anybody got the rest of the ingredients for smores?


we found a Hershey bar when we were cleaning out the fridge last night...

lupo pazzesco
06-02-2011, 01:17 AM
kara shares her cleavage mallows with be
[8:15 PM] be: :)
[8:15 PM] be: ..i think

...

ok then...

Pedersen
06-02-2011, 04:54 AM
Okay, random comments about how supervillains, if they would just trade their nemeses, would rule the world in a week and superheroes would be powerless or dead has lead to a conversation that I would never have expected:

Who would win in a fight? Iron Man or Magneto?

And now a word from Kara:


[00:47:50] <kara> I'm actually researching this
[00:47:57] <kara> <- colossal dork


Conversations that were never expected to happen in CS Chat...

Kara
06-03-2011, 02:47 AM
[21:44:36] <Lupo> there's NO way you can misread that as penis!!!!

Conversations that were expected to happen in CS Chat...

AtDIelement
06-04-2011, 06:43 PM
[2:33:59 PM] <atdielement> it makes me wish i lived in the forties though
[2:35:25 PM] <wolfie> as long as i could keep making the same money i am now
[2:35:58 PM] <atdielement> truth
[2:36:57 PM] <wolfie> not the 40's equivilant
[2:37:03 PM] <wolfie> same numbers
[2:37:09 PM] <atdielement> exactly
[2:37:32 PM] <wolfie> cause yea
[2:37:50 PM] <wolfie> possibly try to spur on the digital revolution sooner >.>
[2:37:56 PM] <wolfie> invest in IBM
[2:39:32 PM] <atdielement> tell everyone about the internet
[2:39:52 PM] <atdielement> invent wolfieoogle
[2:39:56 PM] <wolfie> i think that might get one commited
[2:40:02 PM] <wolfie> hell yes
[2:40:11 PM] <wolfie> woogle


Why time machines should be invented.

RayvenQ
06-05-2011, 03:58 AM
Suprise mystery lupo quote.

<Lupo> hey, cna I play with firecat's pair, they not pionty!!!

Pedersen
06-06-2011, 02:46 AM
And today, on this episode of "WTF Theatre", we feature this:


[22:43:53] <Lupo> I'm tellin' kiakat pedersen is cheating on her....


That is all. We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

BookstoreEscapee
06-06-2011, 02:48 AM
And today, on this episode of "WTF Theatre", we feature this:



That is all. We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

There's a regular schedule?

Pedersen
06-06-2011, 02:49 AM
Sure there is. Don't we quote Lupo nearly daily? :angel:

firecat88
06-06-2011, 04:07 AM
Suprise mystery lupo quote.

For the record, I was discussing my escrima sticks. :lol:

Kara
06-15-2011, 09:45 PM
[16:38:28] <pedersen> I was gonna slip my trout to xx_wolfie_xx, but then Raps decided to beg for it.

Well. I think that pretty much speaks for itself.

JoitheArtist
06-21-2011, 03:57 AM
For once, I'm in chat! Been having CS.com withdrawals :D

Kara
06-23-2011, 01:37 AM
[20:35:41] <Lupo> and I like to experiment.

For those of you who were curious......

Kiwi
06-25-2011, 03:53 AM
Going into chat now!

xx_wolfie_xx
06-25-2011, 11:25 PM
[18:23:25] <Lupo> don't hurt me, I'm wet!!

I can't make this stuff up, well I can, but it's more fun not to :D

lupo pazzesco
06-25-2011, 11:39 PM
IT WAS A WATER BALLOON INCIDENT!!!

WATER BALLOONS!!

sheesh, people, minds OUT of the gutter!!

Kara
06-27-2011, 06:28 PM
sheesh, people, minds OUT of the gutter!!

You should know better than that by now.....

Pedersen
06-30-2011, 01:43 AM
[21:41:13] <Pedersen> well, kara, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...
[21:41:40] <kara> Peds: I'm not good with story problems. Could you provide me with a demonstration


Wow. kara, I had no idea you felt that way...

Kara
06-30-2011, 01:56 AM
Okay, fine, I earned that one.

Kara
07-01-2011, 04:21 AM
[23:16:26] <evil_queen> *stops running* I've been informed that I lack a glitterous.

I have a new favorite term....

KiaKat
07-01-2011, 04:37 AM
[12:28 AM] Lupo: what else would you do with lotion??

Yup, folks, she went there.

Pedersen
07-01-2011, 04:42 AM
[00:41:05] <Lupo> ih 42!!
[00:41:11] <Lupo> er...hi
[00:41:24] <Lupo> mah fingers are still bit moist from da lotion, sorry.


The lotion... it definitely doesn't burn...

Kara
07-01-2011, 04:42 AM
[23:41:25] <Lupo> mah fingers are still bit moist from da lotion, sorry.

Oh, she figured it out :D

42_42_42
07-01-2011, 04:43 AM
I'm finally in chat!!! Thank you Peds!

lupo pazzesco
07-01-2011, 04:44 AM
[11:43 PM] kara: because you copied me
[11:43 PM] Pedersen: Couldn't have copied you, mine is first.
[11:43 PM] Pedersen: And I put more in!

Apparently, this counts for something...

Midnight12
07-01-2011, 09:40 PM
GAAAH, you changed the chat and i cannot figure it out. that and. which chat is more used?
helps please?
(kind of has jwchat figured...but it doesn't show my posts)

Victory Sabre
07-03-2011, 10:17 PM
<Cookie> cookies need attention again.
[4:45:07 PM] <Lupo> geez, cookie, so needy! sorry we're not watching your every movie.

Whistles. :wave:

Cookie
07-03-2011, 10:22 PM
I was BAKING, dammit!

Pedersen
07-04-2011, 02:44 PM
GAAAH, you changed the chat and i cannot figure it out. that and. which chat is more used?
helps please?
(kind of has jwchat figured...but it doesn't show my posts)

We did indeed change the chat, back in December is when it became the official chat system.

Now, as to which one to use: They all point to the same chat system. I just updated the homepage at CS Chat (http://www.cschatter.com/) to have the message, in fact.

So, feel free to use any of them. If you can't make one of them work, please contact me. Use my profile page, add me on one of the IM services out there, and say hi. I'll help.

We have seen one person who had a seriously borked installation of Internet Explorer, and therefore JWChat would not work for her. One of the other options might work, though, or switching browsers could do it, too. Check them out, and let me know if you need help.

xx_wolfie_xx
07-05-2011, 05:08 PM
[11:52:53] <kara> you pulled a Lupo XD
[11:54:25] <pedersen> Nope, couldn't have.
[11:54:44] <pedersen> No new bruises, cuts, scraps, broken bones, or jello in inappropriate places.
[11:55:13] <kara> true


this is why you need to be in chat

Kara
07-05-2011, 05:57 PM
[12:55:56] <pedersen> I'm worried about how lupo will hurt herself *while* thwapping him for that quote.

She's not even in chat and she winds up in this thread.....

Victory Sabre
07-06-2011, 01:44 AM
<be> i just cut my peach in half and the pit split open, too...
[8:40:44 PM] <pedersen> Well, there's a comment that's begging to be taken out of context.

More chat fun.

BookstoreEscapee
07-06-2011, 01:46 AM
More chat fun.

It did!! I don't know if I should eat it!


(yeah, I know that makes it sound even worse.)

Cookie
07-06-2011, 02:21 AM
It's so perverted! I can't stay away! Yeah, I'm in chat now. Was going to bed, then saw I was missing all the fun. :p

Cookie
07-06-2011, 03:16 AM
Didn't mean to leave so abruptly. Kinda happens when you quit the browser. :o

xx_wolfie_xx
07-07-2011, 02:34 AM
[21:29:25] <kara> getting double-teamed by cookie and Lupo....


and i forgot to turn on the recording equipment, forgive me please.

Kara
07-07-2011, 02:43 AM
[21:40:18] <incognitocook> be, you ninja'd into the whole thing right at the end

She did, too.

BookstoreEscapee
07-07-2011, 02:50 AM
That's why I have my user title.

Cookie
07-07-2011, 03:54 PM
[21:29:25] <kara> getting double-teamed by cookie and Lupo....


and i forgot to turn on the recording equipment, forgive me please.

Just saw this >.< Dangit, wolfie!

Cookie
07-10-2011, 11:45 PM
How does one answer this:

<Lupo> cookie...did the thought of hard anodized nonstick...excite you...? o.o

RayvenQ
07-11-2011, 02:01 AM
Lupo misquote time again!

because he likes to see me dress up sometimes.

Victory Sabre
07-12-2011, 02:20 AM
<Lupo> I'm getting the recipe known as Gang Banged Chicken explained to me....
[9:11:21 PM] <Lupo> thus named because apparently it is thrice Porked.
[9:11:23 PM] <Lupo> o.O
[9:13:58 PM] <Lupo> nevermind I just had porked explained to me. -.-
[9:14:41 PM] <pedersen> I'm sorry, Lupo, I thought you would have learned that one on your own already.
[9:14:56 PM] <Lupo> nope...
[9:15:22 PM] <pedersen> you found out about fluffing, but not porking. Not sure how that happened.
[9:15:44 PM] <Lupo> I'm a delightful enigma....
[9:15:59 PM] <firecat88> dances
[9:16:52 PM] <pedersen> wrapped in a mystery?
[9:17:02 PM] <Lupo> no no, that's just too much work.
[9:17:04 PM] <wolfie> my friend/former roommate/neighbor is forking a potato
[9:17:22 PM] <firecat88> ....wowthatsoundedwrong
[9:17:44 PM] <pedersen> wolfie: Don't you mean fluffing a potato?
[9:17:57 PM] <wolfie> no no
[9:18:09 PM] <wolfie> she's not fluffing
[9:18:11 PM] <wolfie> just forking

I'm glad I'm back from vacation.

Cookie
07-12-2011, 01:20 PM
Annnd I about choked on my cereal. Lupo, I knew THAT one. :p

Kara
07-15-2011, 01:06 AM
[20:05:30] <Lupo> no, I fed him unborn chia hair....
[20:05:41] <42> chia fetuses

Cooking with Lupo....

Kara
07-18-2011, 04:26 PM
[11:22:06] <RayvenQ> Sup?
[11:22:24] <monolayth> cookie is undressing kara with her MIND
[11:22:49] <Cookie> I'm discovering unknown powers of telekinesis. I also happen to be protesting against clothing today
[11:23:09] <RayvenQ> Cookie, shame on you, don't you know it's rude to undress people with ONLY your mind?
[11:24:09] <Cookie> what? I should get a flight?
[11:24:26] <monolayth> I think that could be fun
[11:24:33] <monolayth> can we get video?
[11:24:36] <kara> My roomie is gone for a few days
[11:24:43] <kara> I do have a webcam

CS Chat, folks. If you haven't checked it out yet, THIS is what you're missing.

Cookie
07-18-2011, 04:33 PM
I have powers. ^_^

Cookie
07-18-2011, 04:35 PM
<RayvenQ> <snip> DON'T SHOVE IT IN AND THEN WIGGLE IT AROUND!......Wait....that don't sound right xD

Way funnier without the rest

RayvenQ
07-18-2011, 04:40 PM
I deserve it after misquoting Lupo so much.

Sorry cookie, cant help it!

<Cookie> or should I say darn flash

Rapscallion
07-19-2011, 09:10 PM
Logged in tonight, read up...

<mono> I am whining. The house temp says 75 and I am used to a nice 69

Rapscallion

Victory Sabre
07-21-2011, 12:31 AM
<Lupo> I like sausage.

That can't be misconstrued, can it?

Kara
07-21-2011, 01:30 AM
[20:08:00] <be> and for the record, i do not love sausage

We're equal opportunity pervs in here :D

Cookie
07-22-2011, 02:37 AM
<kara> oh yeah... I missed that. Next time I wanna get in on it. Make it a three way

That's why I love chat.

xx_wolfie_xx
07-22-2011, 09:49 PM
[16:47:36] <Lupo> he's ALREADY got a HUUUGGGEEE one!!



>.> :D

lupo pazzesco
07-23-2011, 02:40 AM
...

TV.

I was talking about his TELEVISION!!!

dalesys
07-23-2011, 02:57 AM
...

TV.

I was talking about his TRANSVESTITE!!!
The whole truth, Nuggan help me.

Victory Sabre
07-23-2011, 02:37 PM
[16:47:36] <Lupo> he's ALREADY got a HUUUGGGEEE one!!



>.> :D

No wonder why you said there was no need to quote this. You beat me to the punch.

lupo pazzesco
07-23-2011, 03:27 PM
No wonder why you said there was no need to quote this. You beat me to the punch.

I've been teaching him the art of the ninjaquote.

He's getting better, it took me 5 hours to realize and respond!!

Cookie
07-24-2011, 01:38 AM
<Lupo> I smell nuts now...
<Lupo> sweet nuts.

Errrrmmm... O_O

lupo pazzesco
07-24-2011, 03:35 AM
Errrrmmm... O_O

EPLANATION TIME!!

I was drinking a caramel hazelnut iced coffee. Dasota said something that made me snorf it out my nose.

EVERYTHING smelled sweet and nutty for a while after. Thus, I smelled sweet nuts.







Thanks, cookie...BUNCHES.

:p

Cookie
07-24-2011, 09:54 PM
Aw, you're welcome, Lupo. Any time. :D

monolayth
07-31-2011, 05:00 PM
<Crono> we have mono again.

Had to share....

lupo pazzesco
08-03-2011, 12:05 AM
The timing...the TIMING!!!

[7:03 PM] RayvenQ has entered the room
[7:04 PM] RayvenQ: 'lo
[7:04 PM] Victory_Sabre: Yeah.
[7:04 PM] Victory_Sabre: Welcome Rayven.
[7:04 PM] Victory_Sabre: We think he's doing prostitutes where he goes.
[7:04 PM] Victory_Sabre: It wouldn't surprise any of us.



(Sorry, Rayven, Sorry, Victory, but I couldn't resist!!)

Kara
08-05-2011, 02:21 AM
[21:18:40] <Midnight12> but its fun to watch!

Ladies and gentlemen, the latest inductee of the Out of Context Hall of Fame. Let's give her a warm welcome!

Midnight12
08-05-2011, 02:25 AM
narrows eyes, i will get you for this kara. and you will enjoy as you are burned buwahahahaha!
(lmao) nah its all good. i have now been introduced to the ninjaquote

Midnight12
08-05-2011, 02:27 AM
and now, burn on all three!
<wolfie> i want that
<Lupo> I asked him what he'd do with it...
<Lupo> and he never quite came up wiht an answer, but he babbled a lot
<Lupo> <---haz video
<be> ...

<kara> share?
<Lupo> If I can...

and i posted this before realizing i did not have timestamps on. darn

Cookie
08-05-2011, 02:21 PM
Apparently, I missed all the fun last night! Welcome, Midnight12! I'll have to watch myself around you since we have a new ninjaquoter! :lol:

Midnight12
08-05-2011, 06:37 PM
>.>
<.<

muwahahahaha
oh if i had the time to lurk in chat. i promise to behave...for now:angel:

Kara
08-15-2011, 06:34 PM
[13:01:13] <firecat88> Graaaaaagh. *fishslaps the IT Help Desk at school* I didn't say I wanted my password reset. I said 'can you please tell me what my password is because I forgot it'
[13:01:22] <kara> >.<
[13:01:35] *kara pokes Peds
[13:01:40] <kara> ...
[13:01:48] <kara> okay, he's afk
[13:01:52] <kara> That's IT for ya
[13:01:54] <kara> :D
<snip>
[13:22:11] *pedersen pokes kara right underneath her left shoulder blade.
[13:22:23] <kara> O.O
[13:22:35] <kara> O HAI peds
[13:23:28] <pedersen> "That's IT for ya" ?
[13:23:43] *pedersen ponders changing kara's password for her.

Fun with Peds....

lupo pazzesco
08-19-2011, 02:02 AM
[8:59 PM] wolfie: ...
[8:59 PM] wolfie: peds
[9:00 PM] wolfie: she has a somewhat jealous boyfriend
[9:00 PM] kara: with a small hammer
[9:00 PM] wolfie: hush you

I adore my boyfriend...I really do.

*flees while giggling hysterically.*

dalesys
08-19-2011, 02:11 AM
Bang bang max, well...;)

xx_wolfie_xx
08-19-2011, 02:16 AM
I adore my boyfriend...I really do.

*flees while giggling hysterically.*

Well, my dear, I nailed you just fine last weekend regardless of the size of my hammer.

lupo pazzesco
08-19-2011, 02:18 AM
Does this mean instead of "oh god oh god", I have to start screaming "Hail Thor!"...?

:P

xx_wolfie_xx
08-19-2011, 02:22 AM
Be careful what you wish for, I know people who can whip out a Valkyrie costume in no time flat.

Victory Sabre
08-19-2011, 02:39 PM
Oh, my. I've been too busy to go into chat. All the crazy stuff seems to go on when I'm not in it.

Kara
09-02-2011, 12:48 AM
[19:47:14] <wolfie> dude, she's handleing my meatballs, don't make her unhappy

I have nothing to say about this. I'll let it speak for itself.

Kara
09-06-2011, 02:56 AM
[21:44:18] <pedersen> And why does my tool shed need still more work?
[21:44:24] <Lupo> I...don't konw...?
[21:44:46] <pedersen> Wow. Visiting neighbors is *really* good.
[21:44:53] <pedersen> You need 50 duct tapes to finish the tool shed.
[21:45:44] <Lupo> o.o
[21:45:45] <Lupo> really??
[21:45:47] <Lupo> wow...
[21:45:55] <Lupo> well, before it was gads of blueprints, so...
[21:46:36] <wolfie> i still need a boxing glove and a butt load of grenades
[21:46:44] <kara> o.O
[21:46:53] <Lupo> I'm sending grenades as best I can!!
[21:46:55] <Lupo> T_T

I was there, and I don't understand it either.

dalesys
09-06-2011, 04:05 AM
[21:46:36] <wolfie> i still need a boxing glove and a butt load of grenades
I was there, and I don't understand it either.
Obviously an impaction problem beyond description.

Kara
09-06-2011, 05:54 AM
Dalesys, you win. I dunno what yet, but trust me, you win.