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09-13-2006, 09:02 PM
This is why you should be in chat.

[15:50] Puck_HR_Diva: oh, wait!! we forgot to hire Sphinx a personal assistant!!
[15:50] Puck_HR_Diva: all CEOs have personal assistants!!
[15:50] Ringman_School_Operations_MGR: ill take that job
[15:50] *** Sphinx_CEO_Workug is now known as Sphinx_CEO_work.
[15:50] Ringman_School_Operations_MGR: and hire a personal asst do do my work
[15:50] Sphinx_CEO_work: and why would you want that job?? lol
[15:51] Ringman_School_Operations_MGR: lol cause i get to be around sphinx the CEO
[15:51] Sphinx_CEO_work: lol whats so special about that
[15:51] TechAngel_CIO|Working: Ringman wants to be Sphinx's sex monkey!
[15:52] Puck_HR_Diva: oh. my. lords.
[15:52] Ringman_School_Operations_MGR: darn you TA you got me all figured out :redface:
[15:52] Puck_HR_Diva: I did not just see the words "sex monkey"
[15:52] Ringman_School_Operations_MGR: yea you did
[15:52] Sphinx_CEO_work: yes you did lol
[15:52] Ringman_School_Operations_MGR: comming from TA nonetheless
[15:52] * TechAngel_CIO|Working goes redfaced to keep from laughing out loud at work
[15:52] Puck_HR_Diva: luckily I'm the only one here right now, because I am cracking up
[15:52] Sphinx_CEO_work: lol its a good thing i have my own office
[15:53] Ringman_School_Operations_MGR: every one in the computer lab is looking at me funny
[15:53] Puck_HR_Diva: probably because you're a sex monkey
[15:53] Ringman_School_Operations_MGR: oh yea
[15:54] Ringman_School_Operations_MGR: now all i need is the im too sexy song lol
[15:54] Puck_HR_Diva: "I'm too sexy for my monkey..."
[15:54] Puck_HR_Diva: no, wait...
[15:54] Puck_HR_Diva: that's not it

And that, my fellow CSers, is why you should come into chat between 8am and 4:30pm Central, Monday - Friday.

Jenni :angel:

09-10-2009, 05:46 PM
Right, folks. I deleted all posts in here barring TA's chatlog, what with it amusing me. Use this for it's real purpose - let each other know when you're in chat and others will be able to see what time you posted.

Have at thee!


12-30-2010, 01:57 AM
Or, given my point of view of tormenting you with quotes, what better timing.

Speaking of which, be just came out with a heaviyl loaded sentence

<be> lup, you write my letter and i'll do your dishes

and now for a severe misquote by lupo

<Lupo>Otherwise, bend over and bite the pillow, because this is gonna hurt.

12-30-2010, 02:27 AM
and now for a severe misquote by lupo

That one was for my Ex.

01-02-2011, 02:34 AM
[22:32:17] <Lupo> and now there's a song in my head that sorta goes "how do you solve a problem like john jacob jinglehiemer smitt, who just had sex and it's the sex that never eeeeeeends, which are a few of my favorite things, and then I don't feel sooooo bbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddd"

Though that's my fault for bringing up the song that doesn't end.....

01-03-2011, 01:17 AM
Yet another lupo misquote....talk about being careful what you ask.

<RayvenQ> lupo....spit or swallow :P
<Lupo> we drank it Rayven!

lupo pazzesco
01-03-2011, 01:22 AM
aaaaaand here's the full quote.

[8:13 PM] dave1982: you had 15 different teas tonight?
[8:13 PM] Lupo: yup!!!!
[8:13 PM] dave1982: if I had that much tea I'd be running to the bathroom every 20 minutes
[8:14 PM] wolfie: on the one hand i can see her point
[8:14 PM] trailerparkmedic: that's why we had small cups
[8:14 PM] Lupo: they weren't full mugs, dave
[8:14 PM] dave1982: yeah but that's still quite a bit
[8:14 PM] Lupo: we used small, asian style teacups and only filled them halfway each time.
[8:14 PM] Lupo: tea tasting, if you will.
[8:15 PM] RayvenQ: lupo....spit or swallow :P
[8:15 PM] Lupo: we drank it Rayven!
[8:15 PM] Lupo: you want me to spit TEA??
[8:15 PM] RayvenQ: if you're tasting not drinking :P
[8:16 PM] RayvenQ: also lupo...thanking you, your reply is perfect for a misquote
[8:16 PM] Lupo: ...

*fistshakes at Rayven*


01-03-2011, 09:55 PM
Interesting vignette.

lupo_pazzesco has become available
[23:04:21] <lupo_pazzesco> hi all
[23:05:00] <pedersen> hiya lupo_pazzesco!
[23:05:02] <Rapscallion> Lupers!
[23:05:07] lupo_pazzesco has left
[23:05:13] <Rapscallion> something I said?

We live life to the full, don't we?


01-04-2011, 01:36 AM
And I'm in chat for the night. What're you up to?

01-04-2011, 01:58 AM
Just so we're not all picking on Lupo......

[21:42:12] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> You've really started me on a dangerous path here...just picked up some herbal tea
[21:42:18] <dave1982> just finished off some iced tea
[21:42:27] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> with chamomi....chamom....the herb that makes you relax
[21:43:16] <Lupo> chamomile
[21:43:37] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> thank you
[21:43:58] *dave1982 struggles to not make a weed joke.....
[21:44:08] <Lupo> keep struggling dave.
[21:44:13] <Lupo> quash the impulse
[21:44:18] <Lupo> quash it I say!!!
[21:44:33] *dave1982 giggles madly
[21:44:44] <Lupo> quaaaash it...
[21:44:54] *Lupo attempts to give a stern glare
[21:45:16] <dave1982> I'm sorry but...."the herb that makes you relax" is a bit a of a double entendre
[21:45:37] *Irving_Patrick_Freleigh loves double entendres

01-04-2011, 02:58 AM
Ah, the joys of removing all context:

[22:57:58] <Treasure> something like that - i have a net book, and while 10" is preferred some places, its a bit small for my typing....

01-04-2011, 03:03 AM
Just when she thought it was safe to speak...

[23:01:58] <dave1982> alrighty folks, I should've been in bed over an hour ago, so I'm gonna take off
[23:02:11] <Pedersen_Home> oh... sorry dave1982, I'm *not* warming your bed.
[23:02:12] <wolfie> laters dave
[23:02:16] <Lupo> I'm not being taken

And shortly after that:

[23:05:48] <Lupo> I get used EVERY FLIPPING night almost.

At least we keep her happy, I guess ;)

01-04-2011, 07:01 AM
Dang it, I need to be in a different time zone!
I miss all the fun :cry:

01-05-2011, 11:25 PM
Looks like it's Girls' Night in Chat! Slumber party! :D


01-06-2011, 05:08 PM
[13:06:18] <sengakitty> alright i'm showered
[13:06:29] <Rapscallion> was a good show

With timing like that ... :lol:

01-06-2011, 05:57 PM
Rapscallion: oh, there are furrier people than me
Ree: I know
sengakitty: back
Ree: I'was just kidding
Rapscallion: I just like to brag about mine more
Ree: lol
pedersen: wait, was senga saying that her back is furrier than raps?
Ree: lol
Rapscallion: hopefully
Rapscallion: that's kinda hotTiming is everything.

01-06-2011, 07:47 PM
<sengakitty> We got a futon~!
[20:56:53] <pedersen> don't worry, sengakitty. They've got creams that clear that right up


01-06-2011, 10:11 PM
[18:08:10] <Rapscallion> right ladies, I'm away to bed
[18:08:13] <Rapscallion> you're invited
[18:08:23] <Ree> *sigh...I guess I'll do it

Again, timing is everything. And context? Well, we'll ignore that :)

01-06-2011, 10:11 PM
peppergirl: that sucks
peppergirl: dishes AND less time on line. they both suck.
pedersen: Yeah, it does. But I have to do that. At least I'll be around at night.
Rapscallion: could do with some sucking
peppergirl: Raps!
peppergirl: my kitty cat is watcing the chat over my shoulder. she's offended.
peppergirl: LOL
pedersen: And, of course, peppergirl bounces when Raps makes that comment.
Ree: lol
Rapscallion: I've shocked your pussy?
peppergirl: Jeesssuus. LMAO
Rapscallion: I made your pussy's hairs stand on end?OMG...sometimes I wonder...:lol:

01-06-2011, 10:12 PM
Yeah, baby - we really know how to class up the joint, don't we? :lol:

01-06-2011, 10:15 PM
LOL Peppergirl.

It's always interesting to see where chat leads.

01-07-2011, 05:32 AM
It's always interesting to see which quotes will make it here >.< Darnit Raps lol

01-07-2011, 05:54 PM
Okay, this one's not funny, not yet. Everybody remember to remind her of this in the next few days when the city is shut down again, though, okay? :devil:

[13:53:05] <KiaKat> The snow is really coming down. It's absolutely gorgeous.

01-07-2011, 06:37 PM
And this made me actually laugh. Thank you lupo!

[14:34:58] *RayvenQ tackles lupo, then runs away with her skillet
[14:35:03] <pedersen> rule 1 violation!
[14:35:07] <Lupo> aaacck!!!
[14:35:22] <Lupo> nononono!!! Gimme back my skillet!!!!
[14:35:25] <Lupo> *sobs*
[14:35:34] *Dave1982 intercepts RayvenQ, takes skillet, and puts on the moderators' closet
[14:35:39] <pedersen> Seriously RayvenQ, what's she going to beat me with?
[14:35:41] <Dave1982> no fighting! :p
[14:35:44] <KiaKat> I wasn't *really* reading this window, though!
[14:36:00] *Lupo continues sobbing and hits peds with the rolling pin
[14:36:01] <KiaKat> I had my inventory window open...
[14:36:04] <Lupo> still armed, but he took my skillet!!!

01-08-2011, 02:52 AM
22:48:16] * peppergirl drags mind out of the gutter
[22:48:20] <Pedersen_Home> Doesn't work so well one handed.

You just can't make this stuff up, people. :lol:

01-08-2011, 03:14 AM
And now we find out that Lupo and I really do think alike...

[23:12:27] <peppergirl> so i called my mom and asked her to go get him a 20.00 gift card from somewhere and sign my name to it and that i'd mail her a check this weekend.
[23:12:37] <peppergirl> so she does, but fails to tell me where she got it from.
[23:12:38] <Ree> lol...oh dear
[23:12:42] <peppergirl> and he calls today to thank me.
[23:12:43] <peppergirl> LMAO
[23:13:02] <Ree> oops
[23:13:18] <Pedersen_Home> should have asked him what he got with it :)
[23:13:24] <Lupo> should've asked him what he got

01-08-2011, 03:16 AM
And now we find out that Lupo and I really do think alike...

Oh, god. :runaway:

01-08-2011, 04:01 PM
and Senga wins my misquote of the day!

<sengakitty> I gotta figure out what to do with two giant breasts

01-08-2011, 04:59 PM
and Senga wins my misquote of the day!<sengakitty> I gotta figure out what to do with two giant breasts
And I will hug them and pet them and name them...



Georgine & Georgette!:angel:

01-26-2011, 01:34 AM
And in today's episode of "As Lupo Said":

[21:32:41] <be> omg roomie needs to shut. up.
[21:32:57] <pedersen> be: duck tape. it's what's for dinner.
[21:33:01] *Lupo pours more hot chocolate for be
[21:33:03] <incognitocook> that seems to be a standing issue, be
[21:33:08] <be> i know
[21:33:09] <Lupo> wait, why am I getting duct taped?!?!?
[21:33:13] <be> sorry
[21:33:13] <Lupo> oh. wait.
[21:33:17] <pedersen> lol
[21:33:18] <Lupo> it's roomie.
[21:33:21] <Lupo> nevermind. >.>

01-27-2011, 12:59 AM
Lupo, I luff you, I really do. But I couldn't resist. I was weak.

[19:50:59] <kiakat> :(
[19:51:07] <Lupo> I can't find my debit card, I know I lfet it in my butt
[19:51:11] <Lupo> pocket
[19:51:16] <Lupo> back pocket of eans
[19:51:17] <kara> .......
[19:51:18] <Lupo> jeans
[19:51:32] <incognitocook> BAHAHAHA! ROFL~
[19:51:34] <Lupo> back butt pocket of my heans yesterday!!!
[19:51:36] <Lupo> Jeans
[19:51:40] <Lupo> goddammti fingers!!!
[19:51:52] <kara> you are SO lucky that Peds was probably lost in a snowstorm and didn't see that
[19:52:26] <Lupo> mebbe I shoulda made it a SMLAL mug of cocoa
[19:52:37] <Lupo> er...yeah whatever
[19:52:45] <kara> lol
[19:52:52] <incognitocook> yeah, you lucked out there, Lupo
[19:52:59] <Lupo> yay, I got lucky!!!!!

01-27-2011, 01:14 AM
[21:08:41] <Lupo> panties can catch fire!?!?!
[21:08:48] <incognitocook> no, they busted the myth
[21:09:05] <incognitocook> It was about people getting in and out of the car. It was usually women, so they used panties
[21:09:19] <kara> yeah, that too
[21:09:31] <Cygnata> hehe
[21:10:20] <incognitocook> the panties strung out on what looked like a bow..that was funny!
[21:10:44] <incognitocook> they didn't get cheap pack o'six panties, either
[21:11:05] <Lupo> mew?
[21:11:25] <incognitocook> you almost made me drop my cup laughing, Lupo
[21:11:34] <Lupo> I sorry...
[21:11:35] <Lupo> :(
[21:11:56] <incognitocook> hehehe
[21:12:09] <incognitocook> I love mythbusters. And I'm in a strange, tired, loopy mood
[21:12:12] <Lupo> my towel got caught in the wheels of ym rollie chair.
[21:12:23] <Lupo> my chair just undresseded me.
[21:12:23] <Lupo> wtf
[21:12:31] <kara> lol
[21:12:35] <incognitocook> HAHAHA!
[21:12:50] <incognitocook> Peds would be having a field day right now
[21:12:59] *be giggles

incognitocook is right, I found it most amusing :D

01-27-2011, 01:16 AM
What was missing from that quote was:

pedersen has become available

immediately after! About died laughing. :lol:

01-27-2011, 01:28 AM
Good point. Forgot to mention that's what I saw on joining the chat :)

01-28-2011, 05:12 PM
[13:09:19] <kara> "Tell me or I'll pleasure it out of you." LOL. It's cheesy dialog like this that makes watching soap operas TOTALLY worth it

Getting soap opera lines, and finding out that kara is a closet soap addict: Priceless.


01-28-2011, 05:44 PM
Yeah, forget that other thing. NOW my dark secret has been exposed.

01-28-2011, 07:42 PM
[15:40:53] <KiaKat> Lupo: Oh, crap, prolly a sightings post today, since I'm going to the store...
me: No! I will it to not be true. For you to have a smooth and sightings-less trip.
nods sagely
Lupo: Like you willed snowmageddon to pass...?
me: >.>
I pissed off a weather deity.
Lupo: Instead you got Snowmageddon 2: Return to Snowah's Ark
Bad Kia

And Lupo doesn't even have to be present to get quoted.

01-28-2011, 08:11 PM
<Rapscallion> mmm, home-made soup, home-made bread
[21:10:25] <Rapscallion> all I need now is a shaved goat and a spray can of whipped cream and I'm set for the night
[21:10:52] KiaKat has left

I have this effect on people.


01-28-2011, 09:28 PM
It wasn't so much on ME, Raps, as it was on my computer. The thing decided to randomly disconnect me.

I think you offended the router.

01-29-2011, 02:38 AM
[22:36:33] <incognitocook> Lupo, I agree. Undies go ON the Butt, not IN the butt
[22:36:59] <Lupo> *nodnodnod*

And that's what greeted me as I joined tonight. Timing really is everything.

01-29-2011, 02:41 AM
Yeah, forget that other thing. NOW my dark secret has been exposed.

You know, Kara, I could overlook the other thing, but...soap operas? I don't know if we can be friends anymore. Sorry.

01-29-2011, 02:42 AM
And that's what greeted me as I joined tonight. Timing really is everything.

Well, and who HASN'T had the same thought while dealing with an uncomfortable set of undies. :p

01-29-2011, 06:55 PM
Another misquote of lupo, take it how you will

<Lupo> I has juice. is tasty juice. I'm FINE

Not even in there 5 minutes and i get to misquote.

lupo pazzesco
01-29-2011, 07:10 PM
Whhoooooo, I set a record!!


lupo pazzesco
01-31-2011, 01:31 AM
Dunno why, but this amused me...

[8:28 PM] Pedersen has entered the room
[8:28 PM] dave1982: oh good, the pizza delivery boy is here
[8:28 PM] Pedersen: I am *not* a pizza delivery boy!

01-31-2011, 02:24 AM
[22:23:20] <KiaKat> lupo, if i share, do you promise to not choke on any balls?
[22:23:47] <Lupo> promise!!!

Sometimes these quotes are just too easy...

01-31-2011, 02:52 AM
22:50:39 Pedersen Goes fairly well. One handed typing thanks to my pussy.

*snerks* Ah, Peds.

02-01-2011, 02:59 AM
I normally refuse to post a quote that involves me in any way, but this one seriously made me LOL:

[22:54:25] <Lupo> ha! foiled your out of context quoiting! :p
[22:54:41] <Pedersen> next time lupo. next time!
[22:55:03] <Lupo> normally, i'd deny it.
[22:55:08] <Lupo> but, I'm also a realist. >.>
[22:55:28] <Pedersen> and you missed the Inspector Gadget reference. I'm very disappointed.
[22:55:53] <Lupo> o.O
[22:55:56] <Lupo> I sorry...
[22:56:03] <kiakat> So did I, apparently...
[22:56:06] <incognitocook> I was totally thinking Inspector Gadget! :D
[22:56:25] <Pedersen> You're both hereby sentenced to 3 hours of 80's cartoons as penance.
[22:56:51] <Lupo> no!!
[22:56:53] <Lupo> dun wanna!!
[22:56:56] <Lupo> you can't make me!!
[22:57:17] <Pedersen> 1 episode of Gadget, 1 of She-Ra, 1 of Transformers, 1 of Voltron (the Lions, of course), 1 of Smurfs, and 1 of the Dungeons & Dragons cartoon.
[22:57:34] <kiakat> …. D&D?
[22:57:38] <kiakat> The rest are great.
[22:57:42] <kiakat> But D&D?!
[22:57:52] <kiakat> They fucked that cartoon up so badly!

02-02-2011, 12:56 AM
You just can't make this stuff up:

[20:55:02] <Lupo> hrmmm...you know what I need now???
[20:55:07] <Lupo> to get nekkid.

02-02-2011, 10:19 PM
Lupo has learned that some words have alternate meanings, but forgets this from time to time...

[18:15:48] <Lupo> need moar bubbles...
[18:15:49] <Lupo> >.<
[18:16:10] <Rapscallion> you want me to try help fluff a few more up for you?
[18:16:36] *sengakitty pours much more bubble bath in
[18:17:38] <Lupo> aww, that's sweet raps, but I'm quite capable of fluffing my own bubbles.
[18:17:45] <Lupo> waitwaitwait
[18:17:51] <Lupo> didn't mean to type that!

02-03-2011, 12:57 AM
pedersen: Besides, Lupo's taco tastes better.
xx_wolfie_xx: peds
xx_wolfie_xx: i don't want to know how you can make that comparison
Lupo: o.O
* incognitocook *facepalm*
Lupo: well, I do make my own seasoning, which generally is better, i thin

Tacos. they are awesome

02-04-2011, 07:15 PM
15:12:47 Rapscallion: oh look, I need to see if the oven's pre-heated...
15:13:02 Kat: Taking a page out of Lupo's book, Raps?
15:13:04 pedersen: Wait, when did Raps become Lupo?
15:13:14 RayvenQ: Raps is a were-lupo

*snickers* Were-Lupo.


15:13:49 pedersen: Considering the full moons that happen in this room, he should be acting like that a lot more often.
15:13:53 RayvenQ: he transforms and becomes super klutzy

02-04-2011, 07:27 PM
I love my abiklity to cause lupo related havoc

RayvenQ throws a shiny past raps
[20:20:51] * Dasota runs over Raps towards the shiny
[20:20:54] * Rapscallion raises an eyebrow
[20:21:03] <Lupo> SHINY!!!!
[20:21:13] * Lupo tackles Dasota and scrambles for the shiny
[20:21:31] <xx_wolfie_xx> i saw that one coming
[20:21:41] <pedersen> Raps, you're lucky you weren't in the way.
[20:21:47] * Dasota headbutts Lupo in the leg trying to get the shiny
[20:21:53] <RayvenQ> its the law of universal lupo, there's not enough lupo to go around so there's omnly one person being lupo at a time
[20:22:05] * Lupo yelps and falls on Dasota, and grabs for the shiny again
[20:22:24] * RayvenQ throws a second shiny
[20:22:35] * Dasota squirms and wringgles out from under Lupo for the 2nd shiny
[20:22:40] <Lupo> mew!!
[20:22:44] * Lupo hoards the shiny and flees

02-08-2011, 02:11 AM
[22:09:26] <incognitocook> It's a quiz type ad. "Is this a woman or a lamp? 87% of people got this wrong!" or some crap like that
[22:10:11] <pedersen> It's a nice lamp, too.
[22:10:22] <incognitocook> :P you would say that
[22:10:30] <Lupo> awww, BE sent me a picture of her lamp. It's pretty!!!

There's times when timing is absolutely everything. Definitely.

02-08-2011, 02:12 AM
thanks, peds.

02-08-2011, 05:43 AM
Oh my, how illuminating, BE.


02-08-2011, 06:02 PM
[12:58:43] <pedersen> And now I find myself wanting to ask Dasota how much she charges...
[13:00:21] <Dasota> and peds
[13:00:25] <Dasota> 20 bucks an hour

Context? What's that?

02-09-2011, 12:56 AM
We don't always quote lupo. Sometimes, we quote people talking about her, like this:

[20:54:57] <KiaKat> Oh, see, if it were a Lupo, either boobs or ass would have to be involved.

02-09-2011, 02:37 AM
[22:35:41] <kara> I sewer to God, Peds, If you qoteu thies I keel you
[22:36:23] <Lupo> it's Achmed!!!

I dunno what kara said, but lupo could be right. Achmed, is that you? Why are you using kara's login?

02-09-2011, 02:39 AM
I blame it on Sneior Bacaridi!!!! Toatly not my faiult!

02-09-2011, 02:40 AM
I blame it on Sneior Bacaridi!!!! Toatly not my faiult!

Sneior Bacaridi?

02-09-2011, 06:29 PM
Sneior Bacaridi?

My guess would be Señor Bacardi Which would account for the spelling..
I hope Kara is alright.

02-09-2011, 09:52 PM
Yeah, uh, I'm fine. Feel like I got hit by a tank, but I'm fine.


Let's all just pretend last night never happened.

02-10-2011, 12:12 AM
And for your Lupo Quote Of The Day:

[8:07 PM] Lupo: <---sometimes is too easy to please...

02-10-2011, 12:29 AM
In chat, pants are optional.

[8:25 PM] kara: You don't NEED pants. that's what Drive Thru's are for
[8:26 PM] xx_wolfie_xx: i don't think baskin robbins have drive throughs
[8:26 PM] xx_wolfie_xx: also
[8:26 PM] xx_wolfie_xx: it's on the wrong side of freezing to go pantsless
[8:26 PM] be\: ooh, a&p and target near me should have it
[8:26 PM] dave1982: "Yeah I have a tripple cheesbureger and a large fry and uh....do you sell PANTS?"

lupo pazzesco
02-10-2011, 12:53 AM
I rarely wear pants in chat...

I'm usually in an nightgown at that point.


02-10-2011, 01:01 AM
pants? chat? It never crossed my mind that those two would be used in the same sentence. :p

02-10-2011, 01:26 AM
I'm usually in an nightgown at that point.

I thought you were going to say a towel :lol:

02-10-2011, 02:21 AM
I thought you were going to say a towel :lol:

No, if she's wearing a towel, her chair undresses her.

02-10-2011, 12:11 PM
No, if she's wearing a towel, her chair undresses her.
So, you're saying "Forget the towel."???

The DA squad wants to talk to you. Something about a hyperspatial express route.

02-11-2011, 01:34 AM
pedersen really needs to see it in person. Something like that I have to be able to easily reach the bottom.

All too easy.

02-11-2011, 01:35 AM
I know. Really is too easy. I'm usually better at not being so quotable, too.

Ah well, I'll just have to grab some of your choicer quotes later. Or maybe spoil a new culinary term for Lupo.... :devil:

02-11-2011, 01:37 AM

02-11-2011, 02:37 AM
[22:35:17] <Lupo> wolfie, Kara said yes!!!!

What more should be said here... Nah, nothing. It stands on its own.

lupo pazzesco
02-11-2011, 02:42 AM
Actually, in the interest of providing factual TRUTH...

[9:34 PM] Lupo: Zombie Tea!!!
[9:34 PM] Lupo: WIN
[9:34 PM] Lupo: I can has???
[9:34 PM] Lupo: Zombie tea???
[9:35 PM] Kara: of course
[9:35 PM] Lupo: woooot!!!
[9:35 PM] Lupo: wolfie, Kara said yes!!!!

02-11-2011, 02:43 AM
I didn't lie in the least. Dunno how your post is providing truth while mine is not.

02-11-2011, 03:40 AM
Because Lupo provides much needed context, thereby negating suggestions of a Lupo-Kara-Wolfie sandwich. Ya perv.

02-11-2011, 07:29 AM
Zombie tea?


lupo pazzesco
02-11-2011, 12:14 PM
Zombie tea?


Here!! (https://www.adagio.com/signature_blend/blend.html?blend=15434&sid=33eb6c2eea81fc08753129078381ee77&scrollTop=5372)

It's a tea blend called "The Zombies Are Attacking!!"


02-11-2011, 02:55 PM
It's a tea blend called "The Zombies Are Attacking!!"


That looks quite tasty.

I'd hate to think about how much shipping etc. would be though!

*goes to put shopping away & kettle on"

02-11-2011, 02:59 PM
too bad Peds wasn't in chat last night, i almost broke Lupo :angel: giggle!

02-11-2011, 03:05 PM
That looks quite tasty.

I'd hate to think about how much shipping etc. would be though!

Since they have offices in the UK and in the US, I'm betting shipping costs a *lot* less than you think.

too bad Peds wasn't in chat last night, i almost broke Lupo :angel: giggle!

How did you do so? And I was too in chat, though I have been going to bed earlier (before midnight), so it's easy to believe I missed it.

02-11-2011, 03:17 PM
Since they have offices in the UK and in the US, I'm betting shipping costs a *lot* less than you think.

DOH! :doh:
Went straight for the shipping link at the top of the page & completely missed the one to the European site :o

Note to self, stop looking at thing when rushing about :lol:

02-11-2011, 03:27 PM
well, its kind of one those "ya had to be there" moments; and yeah you signed out and went to bed shortly after i arrived, and it was about 1/2 an hour later when i nearly broke her; i even left Kara stunned - it was beautiful!

02-11-2011, 06:04 PM
[12:58:30] <pedersen> So, your action was invalidated. got you pulled under the pile, and wrapped up, too :)
[12:58:48] <Lupo> ...
[12:58:55] *Lupo coughs up glitter.
[12:58:57] <Lupo> >.<
[12:58:58] <pedersen> Hey, waitaminnit. That means I can crawl out, and go get whatever's left of Lupo's tea.
[12:58:59] <Lupo> dammit peds
[12:59:03] <Lupo> O.O
[12:59:06] <kara> I could teleport myself out, but I need the warmth
[12:59:13] <kiakat> Pedersen, don't make me call out the weasels.
[12:59:19] <kiakat> I loaded them with Usher this time.
[12:59:19] <Lupo> Kara, teleprt me out!! I need to protect my tea!!!
[12:59:31] *pedersen goes for the tea. What's left over here?
[12:59:52] *kara teleports Lupo out of the pile
12:59:52] <kiakat> Pedersen...
[13:00:00] <kiakat> I'm warning you.
[13:00:14] <pedersen> not to worry, kiakat, I have a feeling that the incredible hulk^^^^lupo is about to unleash on me, freeing most everybody.
[13:00:39] <pedersen> Well, all of them, anyway, since they're all taped together. You might still be stuck :p
[13:00:39] <kara> That would be too easy
[13:00:58] *pedersen fondles lupo's tea. OOooooh, chai!
[13:01:10] *kara reaches the remote button in her pocket, opening the trapdoor under Peds and dropping him in a pit of singing glitter weasels
[13:01:23] *Lupo breaks free and grabs the skillet
[13:01:31] <kara> You're not the only one who can install trapdoors
[13:01:32] <Lupo> oop, time to go, actually, haveta catch another bus!
[13:01:33] <Lupo> bbl!!!
[13:01:38] <pedersen> dammit!
[13:01:51] <incognitocook> nice, Kara
[13:01:54] <pedersen> Now where's the fun of molesting her tea when she's gone?
[13:02:17] *pedersen pushes a button, and activates his newly installed singing glitter weasel canceling speakers.
[13:02:17] <incognitocook> Any chance of a trained weasel that can chew through duct tape?
[13:02:45] <pedersen> There. They can dance, they can move their mouths, but I can't hear them. Bliss! :D
[13:03:35] *pedersen works his way out of the pit, and starts cutting people loose.

No amount of context can explain this. You just had to be there :D

02-13-2011, 01:50 AM
Aw, I miss all the fun.

*kicks floor*

02-16-2011, 01:51 AM
[21:50:39] <Lupo> yis, talented group here, overseas orgy.
[21:50:41] <kara> we're international now
[21:50:47] <Lupo> international orgy!!!
[21:50:48] <Lupo> :D

'Nuff said, I think.

02-16-2011, 08:39 PM
There is a perfectly reasonable explanation for the above conversation.

But that would take all the fun out of it :D

02-17-2011, 12:22 AM
[8:19 PM] Lupo: Lupo has salty goodness and is in a happy place.
[8:19 PM] Lupo: :)

It really does write itself, folks.

02-17-2011, 05:47 AM
Quoth CS Chat

[00:42:25] *** Kristev (kristev@cschatter.com/jwchat) has joined the room as a participant
[00:42:32] <Kristev> My first time in here.
[00:42:35] <Kristev> How exciting.
[00:42:40] <kara> Welcome!
[00:42:41] <Wraiths_crono> so then we pop your chat cherry then?

I think that speaks for itself.

lupo pazzesco
02-18-2011, 02:59 AM

[9:53 PM] Crono: mmm taco bell...
[9:55 PM] pedersen: Crono: "mmm" and "taco bell" go together like "military" and "intelligence"
[9:56 PM] Crono: heh well tonight I was feeling cheap and easy

lupo pazzesco
02-18-2011, 07:07 PM
[2:06 PM] pedersen: I'm at work, and I just got led around the office, on a leash, by a gay man.

Um...yeah...just gonna...leave this here.

02-18-2011, 09:39 PM
[2:06 PM] pedersen: I'm at work, and I just got led around the office, on a leash, by a gay man.

So who's wish was it?


02-19-2011, 09:42 AM
It always happens just after I leave! :p

02-21-2011, 05:03 PM
[12:00:15] <pedersen> I thought 8 tamales would be too much for me. I was wrong.
[12:00:46] <kara> stuffed peds
[12:00:56] <KiaKat> *snickers*
[12:01:00] <KiaKat> Can we mount him on the wall?
[12:01:19] <kara> He probably wouldn't mind being mounted anywhere
[12:01:21] <pedersen> You can mount me anywhere :waggle:
[12:01:24] <kara> HAH
[12:01:28] <KiaKat> XD

Should I be proud of the fact that I'm now able to understand how Pedersen thinks or ashamed of it?

02-21-2011, 05:07 PM
Should I be proud of the fact that I'm now able to understand how Pedersen thinks or ashamed of it?

Well, considering that "understanding how Pedersen thinks" is roughly as difficult as "understanding that puppies will eat whatever food you set down", I don't think it's something to be ashamed or proud of.


02-22-2011, 03:25 AM
[23:23:45] <Lupo> there are SOME where I've THOUGHT about adding a 3rd, but it seems like it'd be awkward to the mix.

Just when she thought it was safe to let her guard down, she goes and makes innuendo like that...

02-23-2011, 12:44 AM
So, I logged in, and Kia shared some earlier events with me. Since nobody else posted it, I get to. Enjoy :D

20:15:47 lupo_pazzesco@cschatter.com: Rayven, what IS your obsession with cactii...?
20:16:01 kara: grr, stoopit DVD packaging
20:16:03 lupo_pazzesco@cschatter.com: just...out of random curiousity. I mean, peds has jello, and you have cactii.
20:16:10 kara: *uses her teeth*
20:16:26 Irving_Patrick_Freleigh: at least he isn't tossing you into the cactus pool.
20:16:28 RayvenQ: It's penis shaped (which i find amusing) and has spikes...
20:16:52 kara: *snerk*
20:16:53 Kat: …. so you're a sadist with penis envy?

Victory Sabre
02-23-2011, 08:30 PM
I'm having trouble getting into the chat. It keeps saying Ath. Failed. I'm sure I'm doing something wrong, but not sure what.

02-23-2011, 09:04 PM
Using jwchat, your username will be "victory_sabre", and your password will be whatever your CS password is.

If it's telling you your authorization failed, then it's saying that your password or username got entered wrong.

If none of that works, please use my contact information (on my profile page) to find me on any of the IM services, and I can help you more directly from there.

Victory Sabre
02-23-2011, 09:07 PM
I forgot the _ in my name. Thanks.

02-26-2011, 12:49 AM
Paging PEPPERGIRL! We miss you in chat! :(

02-26-2011, 02:11 AM
<Lupo> I had sugar
[21:10:34] <Lupo> now I as booze
[21:10:41] <Lupo> and now I'mma go try a bird poopie cookie

Chat is a strange, strange place. And we keep coming back for more. :D

02-26-2011, 03:33 AM
Chat is a strange, strange place. And we keep coming back for more. :D

There are a lot of ! there, too.

02-26-2011, 09:52 AM
There are a lot of ! there, too.

And it always happens after I've left! ;)

lupo pazzesco
02-27-2011, 01:15 AM
[8:13 PM] be: YES! I KILLED HIM!
[8:13 PM] be: i am a golden god!
[8:13 PM] Lupo: ...
[8:13 PM] Wolfie: be you almost got alien milk up lupo's nose

You know the thing about this is, BE is usually the quiet one....

It's ALWAYS the quiet ones.

02-27-2011, 05:00 AM
(12:55:30 AM) kara: Lupo: I thought you were in bed
(12:55:56 AM) MadMike: Yeah and I thought she was taking everyone with her.
(12:55:56 AM) Lupo: I am.

First time I have something interesting to quote here. :D

lupo pazzesco
02-27-2011, 05:03 AM
I clarified!! I did, I said I was in bed, but I was NOT taking everyone with me!! Realy!! I DID!!!

02-27-2011, 05:05 AM
Yeah, she only took the girls.

lupo pazzesco
02-27-2011, 03:31 PM

Thanks for the assist, BE. Really. No, no. Thaaaaaaanks...


02-27-2011, 04:27 PM
Yeah, she only took the girls.

Yes, for a pillow fight and back rubs.


Victory Sabre
02-27-2011, 06:47 PM
Yes, for a pillow fight and back rubs.


The question is will she let guys watch?

Irving Patrick Freleigh
02-28-2011, 11:25 PM
The question is will she let guys watch?

Who needs permission when you've got a cordless drill? :devil:

03-01-2011, 02:50 AM
Dammit, right after I mention how I don't quote myself, they're making me do it. It's Lupo's fault, though.

[22:43:25] <pedersen> furry motorboat is now active
[22:44:02] *be could use a furry motorboat right now
[22:45:10] <pedersen> Well, I suppose I could grow a beard, then come visit.
[22:45:41] <be> or you could just send me your cat
[22:45:56] <Lupo> I don't think those ship well...
[22:45:58] <pedersen> Figures. I knew you just wanted my pussy.
[22:47:17] <incognitocook> figures you would go there, peds :p
[22:47:39] <pedersen> I didn't go anywhere. be dragged me there.
[22:47:58] <Lupo> be didn't drag you anywhere...
[22:48:17] <Lupo> you ran there, and screamed "GIRONIMO!!" on the way.

lupo pazzesco
03-01-2011, 10:19 AM

Why is it always MY fault??

It's NOT my fault. Let's blame someone else...

03-01-2011, 02:31 PM
It is your fault, though. You're the one actually made me LOL.

So, this time at least, blame is squarely on your shoulders.

Deal with it.

lupo pazzesco
03-02-2011, 01:42 PM
It's MY fault that YOU'RE so easily amused...?



03-02-2011, 03:59 PM
No, I guess not, but it does explain why I like hanging out in chat with you so much ;)

lupo pazzesco
03-02-2011, 06:32 PM


Is all I have to say to that!

03-04-2011, 02:35 AM
[22:34:57] <KiaKat> lupo is not allowed to wear socks in places where she's at risk of being floorspanked.

I have no response to that. I really don't.

03-04-2011, 09:29 PM
[17:27:41] <atdielement> I had to post that quote to the boards... I'm still trying to figure out how to give oral sex to customer service.

I go away and idle for work, and come back to that...

03-04-2011, 10:04 PM
chat had a hiccup and is back up again for everyone who was in there

03-04-2011, 10:54 PM
I go away and idle for work, and come back to that...

I bring alot to the table peds.

03-05-2011, 02:58 AM
chat had a hiccup and is back up again for everyone who was in there

We did indeed have about a 30 minute outage. As it turns out, the hosting provider had a hiccup, and informed me and Raps about it. The system is backup to normal.

Well, as normal as chat *ever* is, anyway...

03-05-2011, 03:19 AM
[23:17:53] <Crono> well.. at least if the ex asks if I am blue, I can honestly say "Smurf yeah!'

That's just smurfy!

And yes, CS Chat *did* go there :p

03-05-2011, 03:37 AM
chat had a hiccup and is back up again for everyone who was in there
Sounds like pron to me.:angel:

03-11-2011, 06:53 PM
*Dave1982 clubs Peds with it

Boys and their toys....

03-11-2011, 06:57 PM
Even worse is that I barely noticed it happening...

03-14-2011, 11:21 PM
Lupo: BE sent me her cherry

Cherry TEA.

Cherry. tea.

03-18-2011, 01:34 AM
[21:33:17] <Lupo> the problem here is
[21:33:20] <Lupo> I can't insult peds

Strange how things change. Seems like just a few hours ago the insults could flow freely...

03-20-2011, 04:41 AM
Strange how things change. Seems like just a few hours ago the insults could flow freely...

She couldn't insult Peds without also insulting me because Peds and I live in the same area (sorta).

I gave her permission. :D

03-20-2011, 05:51 PM
[12:49:48] <Crono> i have touched one..

Yes, I'm bad. Very bad.

03-22-2011, 01:21 AM
[21:14:13] <xx_wolfie_xx> please
[21:14:16] <xx_wolfie_xx> kia
[21:14:21] <xx_wolfie_xx> who are you talking about
[21:14:26] <xx_wolfie_xx> keep that in mind
[21:14:32] <KiaKat> well I didn't think you had a thing for balls.
[21:14:34] <KiaKat> See what I know.

Sheesh, get overworked for a week, and everything's changed.

03-23-2011, 12:40 AM
Time for another Lupo misquote.

<Lupo> hey, what's wrong with all girls...?

lupo pazzesco
03-23-2011, 01:49 AM

[8:35 PM] xx_wolfie_xx: i has a suggestion but i'm not sure it's appropriate for all ages
[8:36 PM] Lupo: ...
[8:36 PM] Lupo: Lupo Gibbs smacks wolfie
[8:36 PM] Crono: ...
[8:36 PM] Lupo: Lupo Gibbs smacks wolfie a second time, on principle
[8:38 PM] pedersen: hey, if you're gonna gibbs smack, you have to divulge the reason.
[8:38 PM] be: there has to be a reason?
[8:39 PM] xx_wolfie_xx: ok, i'll share but not in public chat
[8:39 PM] pedersen: ah, it's one of those things. In that case, Lupo, you may gibbs smack yet again.
[8:39 PM] be: hey!
[8:39 PM] xx_wolfie_xx: so if you REALLY want to know, pm me
[8:39 PM] Lupo: Lupo Gibbs smacks pedersen for asking
[8:39 PM] Lupo: see? I gave the reason that time.
[8:39 PM] Crono: whats a gibbs smack?
[8:39 PM] Crono: hey it didnt send my message
[8:39 PM] pedersen: pedersen gibbs smacks lupo for gibbs smacking him for asking why gibbs smacking was being done to wolfie.
[8:40 PM] Crono: ok im on dealy it seems.
[8:40 PM] Lupo: Lupo gibbs smacks pedersen for gibbs smacking her, for intruding on the gibbs smack to wolfie.
[8:40 PM] pedersen: I just had a delay as well, Crono. it seems to have smoother back out again.
[8:41 PM] Lupo: Crono
[8:41 PM] pedersen: pedersen picks up be and uses her to gibbs smack lupo for gibbs smacking for intruding on the gibbs smack to wolfie, when all I was doing was asking why wolfie was being gibbs smacked.
[8:41 PM] Lupo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz5RlEDhM1M
[8:41 PM] pedersen: pedersen then gibbs smacks again, just on some ill-defined principle.
[8:43 PM] Lupo: Lupo gibbs smacks pedersen for having the audacity to use BE to implement a gibbs smack, (which goes against all that a Gibbs smack IS), and Gibbs smacks him one more time for interfering with the aforementioned Gibbs Smacking of wolfie
[8:44 PM] Lupo: Lupo issues one more Gibbs smack ot peds - a penalty Gibbs smack for ill use of BE
[8:44 PM] be: be is so confused
[8:45 PM] Lupo: is ok BE, it's all wolfie's fault
[8:45 PM] Lupo: here, have some tea
[8:45 PM] be: ooh
[8:46 PM] pedersen: pedersen goes around the room playing "duck duck goose", but gibbs smacking everybody instead. And, when he gets to Lupo, gibbs smacks her twice (once with each hand), before issuing yet another gibbs smack (using wolfie this time) for lupo gibbs smacking him for interfering with the wolfie gibbs smack, gibbs smacks again as payback for the penalty gibbs smack, lobs another gibbs smack for the "audacity" gibbs smack, and finally does another double gibbs smack, just to take it to the next level
[8:47 PM] Lupo: Lupo is too busy on the floor giggling to retaliate...
[8:48 PM] pedersen: And all because of a simple question: What flavor to use first in the new tea kettle?
[8:48 PM] xx_wolfie_xx: >.>

It really is all wolfie's fault....but peds...you win!!!

*collapses laughing all over again*

lupo pazzesco
03-25-2011, 02:31 AM

I has no words...7

9:30 PM] pedersen: pedersen gets milk and blonde. BRB.
[9:30 PM] Crono: indeed
[9:31 PM] Crono: a blonde what?

03-25-2011, 02:54 AM
stupid keyboard refusing to type all my keys anymore. Ah well, 20 years is a good run, right?

Anyway, I was going after one of these (http://www.heartbreakingdawns.com/products/Bhut-Jolokia-Blondies.html).

03-28-2011, 02:58 AM
Uh oh, lupo is tipsy, quick, call the emergency services!

04-02-2011, 04:18 AM
[23:16:38] <Lupo> if this changes my hair to any color but purple, NO ONE'S testicles are safe!!!

Aren't you sorry you missed out on this?

lupo pazzesco
04-02-2011, 04:19 AM
wolfie, honey, I can 'splain!!! o.o


04-02-2011, 04:20 AM
wolfie, honey, I can 'splain!!! o.o


Where's the fun in that?

Victory Sabre
04-03-2011, 12:31 AM
I'll keep my hands covering my equipment next time I'm in chat if Lupo's hair isn't purple, just to stay safe.

I would have been in chat today, but I've been having so much fun dealing with the credit card machine not working.

Lots of beer will be consumed tonight.

04-04-2011, 11:05 PM
Another lupo Misquote:

<Lupo> yes, I am dirty

04-07-2011, 11:10 PM
Dropping in for a little bit.

04-09-2011, 04:46 PM
[12:04:PM] Lupo: his micro is...deficient.

[12:44:PM] Lupo: my baby got me unlimited rides!

Makes one wonder about context...

04-12-2011, 01:12 AM
<pedersen> Your balls appear to be popular tonight.
[20:12:01] <incognitocook> I was waiting for someone to go there
[20:12:01] <Lupo> only acuz I fiddled with 'em to make 'em perfect
[20:12:02] <be> o_o
[20:12:03] <Lupo> wolfie tried.
[20:12:13] <Lupo> but the end results of his efforts ended up lopsided

OMG! It was great at fiddled, but lopsided.... :roll:

04-12-2011, 01:14 AM
[21:10:58] <wolfie> what the hell!!!
[21:11:15] <pedersen> What can we say, wolfie?
[21:11:19] <be> :p
[21:11:20] <wolfie> crappy lock
[21:11:23] <pedersen> Your balls appear to be popular tonight.

04-12-2011, 10:50 PM
<Rapscallion> Wolfie!
[23:02:07] <Rapscallion> they're oppressing me with boobs!
[23:02:08] <xx_wolfie_xx> hiya Raps
[23:02:10] <Rapscallion> it's great!

You had to be there. I was.


04-13-2011, 02:07 AM
Damn. Why don't they ever oppress *me* with boobs?

Victory Sabre
04-14-2011, 02:28 AM
Damn. Why don't they ever oppress *me* with boobs?

No kidding. I'd love to be oppressed by boobs.

04-14-2011, 06:47 AM
It's not as much fun as you're probably thinking. It's best if I bear this burden alone.

Rap "it's a hard life" scallion

04-17-2011, 12:48 AM
[19:44:51] <wolfie> BE, lupo said we needed to tag team you
[19:44:53] <Lupo> in her car.

god i love chat

lupo pazzesco
04-17-2011, 01:43 AM

Couch for you tonight, mister!!!

04-17-2011, 01:52 AM
I don't own a couch

lupo pazzesco
04-17-2011, 01:53 AM
ok, fine!!

bathtub... :p

04-17-2011, 01:59 AM
make me :P

lupo pazzesco
04-17-2011, 02:22 AM

I'm pretty sure I could ENTICE you, but not make you...


I'm not good at this game. >.>

*wanders off for tea*

04-22-2011, 02:59 AM
[22:57:25] *kiakat can't believe she's saying this...
[22:57:28] <Lupo> just goes to show.
[22:57:33] <kiakat> Pedersen MAY be correct.
[22:57:36] <Lupo> peds can't grasp the way I think.
[22:57:38] <Lupo> ...
[22:57:41] <Lupo> o.o
[22:57:47] <Lupo> *wibbles*
[22:57:48] <Lupo> Kia...
[22:57:48] <kiakat> Someone might want to look out for Ragnarok.

Wow. Just... wow. I think Kia's right, Ragnarok must be right around the corner.

04-23-2011, 04:24 AM
[22:21:00] <pedersen> nuh-uh: I don't wear your underwear, so joke is *definitely* not on me.

And this is what greeted me when I signed in this evening.

04-23-2011, 06:13 AM
I was in chat, not so much anymore!

lupo pazzesco
04-28-2011, 02:43 AM
[9:39 PM] kara: Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you. Who's next?
[9:39 PM] pedersen: pedersen ponders raising his hand for that...
[9:41 PM] kara: and peds, that was a quote, not an offer

She knows him rather well, don't she...?

05-14-2011, 02:20 AM
I'm sorry, I can't let this go unquoted. I probably should, but I can't:

[22:17:58] <Lupo> pedersen is right

05-18-2011, 01:42 AM
[21:39:46] <Victory_Sabre> But you can give it to someone else.
[21:40:21] <Lupo> I did.
[21:40:30] <be> i'm sure she'll be happy to give it to more than one person

And thus did BookstoreEscapee find herself quoted...

lupo pazzesco
05-18-2011, 01:49 AM
[8:47 PM] pedersen: Lupo: With some of what you have told us, I think you could come out with "So, on the way to work, I tripped, fell through a car windshield, landed in some pervert's lap who promptly felt me up, bit his nose off, went to the hospital and got 834 stitches" and my response would simply amount to "Ouch. How bad is the scarring going to be?"

Thx for the sympathy, man. no, srlsy. thanks. warms my heart...


Victory Sabre
05-18-2011, 01:50 AM
<pedersen> Lupo: With some of what you have told us, I think you could come out with "So, on the way to work, I tripped, fell through a car windshield, landed in some pervert's lap who promptly felt me up, bit his nose off, went to the hospital and got 834 stitches" and my response would simply amount to "Ouch. How bad is the scarring going to be?"

Why does this make me laugh so much?

05-19-2011, 12:19 AM
[19:03:33] <wolfie> i'm not sleeping with kara

Even with context, I was speechless.

He speaks the truth, btw.

lupo pazzesco
05-19-2011, 12:29 AM
He damn well better be....dun wanna have to plot revenge against you, kara...




05-21-2011, 11:56 PM
[19:54:38] <Lupo> I've been hit in the face with a ball before. not pleasant.
[19:54:47] <Lupo> actually, coupla different kinds of balls have hit me in the face

Victory Sabre
05-22-2011, 11:23 PM
It's official

<dave1982> I think Lupo needs some steak :p
[5:59:44 PM] <Victory_Sabre> Delicious Dave
[6:01:21 PM] <lupo_pazzesco> why do I need steak....?
[6:02:11 PM] <Victory_Sabre> Everyone needs steak. Nummy steak.
[6:02:40 PM] <dave1982> for iron
[6:02:45 PM] <dave1982> and because it's nummy :D

05-25-2011, 09:40 PM
Today, on Out-Of-Context Theater:

[16:38:46] <pedersen> Don't be afraid. It only hurts for a little bit.

05-25-2011, 09:42 PM
And in the sequel to Out of Context theater, we get this:

[17:41:16] <kara> all too easy

No way to misinterpret that one, right?

06-02-2011, 12:53 AM
[20:51:24] <Lupo> my cleavage just ate a marshmallow...
[20:53:05] <Lupo> ....and 3 moar just followed it to try and rescue it....I guess.

Anybody got the rest of the ingredients for smores?

06-02-2011, 12:54 AM
Anybody got the rest of the ingredients for smores?

we found a Hershey bar when we were cleaning out the fridge last night...

lupo pazzesco
06-02-2011, 01:17 AM
kara shares her cleavage mallows with be
[8:15 PM] be: :)
[8:15 PM] be: ..i think


ok then...

06-02-2011, 04:54 AM
Okay, random comments about how supervillains, if they would just trade their nemeses, would rule the world in a week and superheroes would be powerless or dead has lead to a conversation that I would never have expected:

Who would win in a fight? Iron Man or Magneto?

And now a word from Kara:

[00:47:50] <kara> I'm actually researching this
[00:47:57] <kara> <- colossal dork

Conversations that were never expected to happen in CS Chat...

06-03-2011, 02:47 AM
[21:44:36] <Lupo> there's NO way you can misread that as penis!!!!

Conversations that were expected to happen in CS Chat...

06-04-2011, 06:43 PM
[2:33:59 PM] <atdielement> it makes me wish i lived in the forties though
[2:35:25 PM] <wolfie> as long as i could keep making the same money i am now
[2:35:58 PM] <atdielement> truth
[2:36:57 PM] <wolfie> not the 40's equivilant
[2:37:03 PM] <wolfie> same numbers
[2:37:09 PM] <atdielement> exactly
[2:37:32 PM] <wolfie> cause yea
[2:37:50 PM] <wolfie> possibly try to spur on the digital revolution sooner >.>
[2:37:56 PM] <wolfie> invest in IBM
[2:39:32 PM] <atdielement> tell everyone about the internet
[2:39:52 PM] <atdielement> invent wolfieoogle
[2:39:56 PM] <wolfie> i think that might get one commited
[2:40:02 PM] <wolfie> hell yes
[2:40:11 PM] <wolfie> woogle

Why time machines should be invented.

06-05-2011, 03:58 AM
Suprise mystery lupo quote.

<Lupo> hey, cna I play with firecat's pair, they not pionty!!!

06-06-2011, 02:46 AM
And today, on this episode of "WTF Theatre", we feature this:

[22:43:53] <Lupo> I'm tellin' kiakat pedersen is cheating on her....

That is all. We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

06-06-2011, 02:48 AM
And today, on this episode of "WTF Theatre", we feature this:

That is all. We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

There's a regular schedule?

06-06-2011, 02:49 AM
Sure there is. Don't we quote Lupo nearly daily? :angel:

06-06-2011, 04:07 AM
Suprise mystery lupo quote.

For the record, I was discussing my escrima sticks. :lol:

06-15-2011, 09:45 PM
[16:38:28] <pedersen> I was gonna slip my trout to xx_wolfie_xx, but then Raps decided to beg for it.

Well. I think that pretty much speaks for itself.

06-21-2011, 03:57 AM
For once, I'm in chat! Been having CS.com withdrawals :D

06-23-2011, 01:37 AM
[20:35:41] <Lupo> and I like to experiment.

For those of you who were curious......

06-25-2011, 03:53 AM
Going into chat now!

06-25-2011, 11:25 PM
[18:23:25] <Lupo> don't hurt me, I'm wet!!

I can't make this stuff up, well I can, but it's more fun not to :D

lupo pazzesco
06-25-2011, 11:39 PM


sheesh, people, minds OUT of the gutter!!

06-27-2011, 06:28 PM
sheesh, people, minds OUT of the gutter!!

You should know better than that by now.....

06-30-2011, 01:43 AM
[21:41:13] <Pedersen> well, kara, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...
[21:41:40] <kara> Peds: I'm not good with story problems. Could you provide me with a demonstration

Wow. kara, I had no idea you felt that way...

06-30-2011, 01:56 AM
Okay, fine, I earned that one.

07-01-2011, 04:21 AM
[23:16:26] <evil_queen> *stops running* I've been informed that I lack a glitterous.

I have a new favorite term....

07-01-2011, 04:37 AM
[12:28 AM] Lupo: what else would you do with lotion??

Yup, folks, she went there.

07-01-2011, 04:42 AM
[00:41:05] <Lupo> ih 42!!
[00:41:11] <Lupo> er...hi
[00:41:24] <Lupo> mah fingers are still bit moist from da lotion, sorry.

The lotion... it definitely doesn't burn...

07-01-2011, 04:42 AM
[23:41:25] <Lupo> mah fingers are still bit moist from da lotion, sorry.

Oh, she figured it out :D

07-01-2011, 04:43 AM
I'm finally in chat!!! Thank you Peds!

lupo pazzesco
07-01-2011, 04:44 AM
[11:43 PM] kara: because you copied me
[11:43 PM] Pedersen: Couldn't have copied you, mine is first.
[11:43 PM] Pedersen: And I put more in!

Apparently, this counts for something...

07-01-2011, 09:40 PM
GAAAH, you changed the chat and i cannot figure it out. that and. which chat is more used?
helps please?
(kind of has jwchat figured...but it doesn't show my posts)

Victory Sabre
07-03-2011, 10:17 PM
<Cookie> cookies need attention again.
[4:45:07 PM] <Lupo> geez, cookie, so needy! sorry we're not watching your every movie.

Whistles. :wave:

07-03-2011, 10:22 PM
I was BAKING, dammit!

07-04-2011, 02:44 PM
GAAAH, you changed the chat and i cannot figure it out. that and. which chat is more used?
helps please?
(kind of has jwchat figured...but it doesn't show my posts)

We did indeed change the chat, back in December is when it became the official chat system.

Now, as to which one to use: They all point to the same chat system. I just updated the homepage at CS Chat (http://www.cschatter.com/) to have the message, in fact.

So, feel free to use any of them. If you can't make one of them work, please contact me. Use my profile page, add me on one of the IM services out there, and say hi. I'll help.

We have seen one person who had a seriously borked installation of Internet Explorer, and therefore JWChat would not work for her. One of the other options might work, though, or switching browsers could do it, too. Check them out, and let me know if you need help.

07-05-2011, 05:08 PM
[11:52:53] <kara> you pulled a Lupo XD
[11:54:25] <pedersen> Nope, couldn't have.
[11:54:44] <pedersen> No new bruises, cuts, scraps, broken bones, or jello in inappropriate places.
[11:55:13] <kara> true

this is why you need to be in chat

07-05-2011, 05:57 PM
[12:55:56] <pedersen> I'm worried about how lupo will hurt herself *while* thwapping him for that quote.

She's not even in chat and she winds up in this thread.....

Victory Sabre
07-06-2011, 01:44 AM
<be> i just cut my peach in half and the pit split open, too...
[8:40:44 PM] <pedersen> Well, there's a comment that's begging to be taken out of context.

More chat fun.

07-06-2011, 01:46 AM
More chat fun.

It did!! I don't know if I should eat it!

(yeah, I know that makes it sound even worse.)

07-06-2011, 02:21 AM
It's so perverted! I can't stay away! Yeah, I'm in chat now. Was going to bed, then saw I was missing all the fun. :p

07-06-2011, 03:16 AM
Didn't mean to leave so abruptly. Kinda happens when you quit the browser. :o

07-07-2011, 02:34 AM
[21:29:25] <kara> getting double-teamed by cookie and Lupo....

and i forgot to turn on the recording equipment, forgive me please.

07-07-2011, 02:43 AM
[21:40:18] <incognitocook> be, you ninja'd into the whole thing right at the end

She did, too.

07-07-2011, 02:50 AM
That's why I have my user title.

07-07-2011, 03:54 PM
[21:29:25] <kara> getting double-teamed by cookie and Lupo....

and i forgot to turn on the recording equipment, forgive me please.

Just saw this >.< Dangit, wolfie!

07-10-2011, 11:45 PM
How does one answer this:

<Lupo> cookie...did the thought of hard anodized nonstick...excite you...? o.o

07-11-2011, 02:01 AM
Lupo misquote time again!

because he likes to see me dress up sometimes.

Victory Sabre
07-12-2011, 02:20 AM
<Lupo> I'm getting the recipe known as Gang Banged Chicken explained to me....
[9:11:21 PM] <Lupo> thus named because apparently it is thrice Porked.
[9:11:23 PM] <Lupo> o.O
[9:13:58 PM] <Lupo> nevermind I just had porked explained to me. -.-
[9:14:41 PM] <pedersen> I'm sorry, Lupo, I thought you would have learned that one on your own already.
[9:14:56 PM] <Lupo> nope...
[9:15:22 PM] <pedersen> you found out about fluffing, but not porking. Not sure how that happened.
[9:15:44 PM] <Lupo> I'm a delightful enigma....
[9:15:59 PM] <firecat88> dances
[9:16:52 PM] <pedersen> wrapped in a mystery?
[9:17:02 PM] <Lupo> no no, that's just too much work.
[9:17:04 PM] <wolfie> my friend/former roommate/neighbor is forking a potato
[9:17:22 PM] <firecat88> ....wowthatsoundedwrong
[9:17:44 PM] <pedersen> wolfie: Don't you mean fluffing a potato?
[9:17:57 PM] <wolfie> no no
[9:18:09 PM] <wolfie> she's not fluffing
[9:18:11 PM] <wolfie> just forking

I'm glad I'm back from vacation.

07-12-2011, 01:20 PM
Annnd I about choked on my cereal. Lupo, I knew THAT one. :p

07-15-2011, 01:06 AM
[20:05:30] <Lupo> no, I fed him unborn chia hair....
[20:05:41] <42> chia fetuses

Cooking with Lupo....

07-18-2011, 04:26 PM
[11:22:06] <RayvenQ> Sup?
[11:22:24] <monolayth> cookie is undressing kara with her MIND
[11:22:49] <Cookie> I'm discovering unknown powers of telekinesis. I also happen to be protesting against clothing today
[11:23:09] <RayvenQ> Cookie, shame on you, don't you know it's rude to undress people with ONLY your mind?
[11:24:09] <Cookie> what? I should get a flight?
[11:24:26] <monolayth> I think that could be fun
[11:24:33] <monolayth> can we get video?
[11:24:36] <kara> My roomie is gone for a few days
[11:24:43] <kara> I do have a webcam

CS Chat, folks. If you haven't checked it out yet, THIS is what you're missing.

07-18-2011, 04:33 PM
I have powers. ^_^

07-18-2011, 04:35 PM
<RayvenQ> <snip> DON'T SHOVE IT IN AND THEN WIGGLE IT AROUND!......Wait....that don't sound right xD

Way funnier without the rest

07-18-2011, 04:40 PM
I deserve it after misquoting Lupo so much.

Sorry cookie, cant help it!

<Cookie> or should I say darn flash

07-19-2011, 09:10 PM
Logged in tonight, read up...

<mono> I am whining. The house temp says 75 and I am used to a nice 69


Victory Sabre
07-21-2011, 12:31 AM
<Lupo> I like sausage.

That can't be misconstrued, can it?

07-21-2011, 01:30 AM
[20:08:00] <be> and for the record, i do not love sausage

We're equal opportunity pervs in here :D

07-22-2011, 02:37 AM
<kara> oh yeah... I missed that. Next time I wanna get in on it. Make it a three way

That's why I love chat.

07-22-2011, 09:49 PM
[16:47:36] <Lupo> he's ALREADY got a HUUUGGGEEE one!!

>.> :D

lupo pazzesco
07-23-2011, 02:40 AM


I was talking about his TELEVISION!!!

07-23-2011, 02:57 AM


I was talking about his TRANSVESTITE!!!
The whole truth, Nuggan help me.

Victory Sabre
07-23-2011, 02:37 PM
[16:47:36] <Lupo> he's ALREADY got a HUUUGGGEEE one!!

>.> :D

No wonder why you said there was no need to quote this. You beat me to the punch.

lupo pazzesco
07-23-2011, 03:27 PM
No wonder why you said there was no need to quote this. You beat me to the punch.

I've been teaching him the art of the ninjaquote.

He's getting better, it took me 5 hours to realize and respond!!

07-24-2011, 01:38 AM
<Lupo> I smell nuts now...
<Lupo> sweet nuts.

Errrrmmm... O_O

lupo pazzesco
07-24-2011, 03:35 AM
Errrrmmm... O_O


I was drinking a caramel hazelnut iced coffee. Dasota said something that made me snorf it out my nose.

EVERYTHING smelled sweet and nutty for a while after. Thus, I smelled sweet nuts.

Thanks, cookie...BUNCHES.


07-24-2011, 09:54 PM
Aw, you're welcome, Lupo. Any time. :D

07-31-2011, 05:00 PM
<Crono> we have mono again.

Had to share....

lupo pazzesco
08-03-2011, 12:05 AM
The timing...the TIMING!!!

[7:03 PM] RayvenQ has entered the room
[7:04 PM] RayvenQ: 'lo
[7:04 PM] Victory_Sabre: Yeah.
[7:04 PM] Victory_Sabre: Welcome Rayven.
[7:04 PM] Victory_Sabre: We think he's doing prostitutes where he goes.
[7:04 PM] Victory_Sabre: It wouldn't surprise any of us.

(Sorry, Rayven, Sorry, Victory, but I couldn't resist!!)

08-05-2011, 02:21 AM
[21:18:40] <Midnight12> but its fun to watch!

Ladies and gentlemen, the latest inductee of the Out of Context Hall of Fame. Let's give her a warm welcome!

08-05-2011, 02:25 AM
narrows eyes, i will get you for this kara. and you will enjoy as you are burned buwahahahaha!
(lmao) nah its all good. i have now been introduced to the ninjaquote

08-05-2011, 02:27 AM
and now, burn on all three!
<wolfie> i want that
<Lupo> I asked him what he'd do with it...
<Lupo> and he never quite came up wiht an answer, but he babbled a lot
<Lupo> <---haz video
<be> ...

<kara> share?
<Lupo> If I can...

and i posted this before realizing i did not have timestamps on. darn

08-05-2011, 02:21 PM
Apparently, I missed all the fun last night! Welcome, Midnight12! I'll have to watch myself around you since we have a new ninjaquoter! :lol:

08-05-2011, 06:37 PM

oh if i had the time to lurk in chat. i promise to behave...for now:angel:

08-15-2011, 06:34 PM
[13:01:13] <firecat88> Graaaaaagh. *fishslaps the IT Help Desk at school* I didn't say I wanted my password reset. I said 'can you please tell me what my password is because I forgot it'
[13:01:22] <kara> >.<
[13:01:35] *kara pokes Peds
[13:01:40] <kara> ...
[13:01:48] <kara> okay, he's afk
[13:01:52] <kara> That's IT for ya
[13:01:54] <kara> :D
[13:22:11] *pedersen pokes kara right underneath her left shoulder blade.
[13:22:23] <kara> O.O
[13:22:35] <kara> O HAI peds
[13:23:28] <pedersen> "That's IT for ya" ?
[13:23:43] *pedersen ponders changing kara's password for her.

Fun with Peds....

lupo pazzesco
08-19-2011, 02:02 AM
[8:59 PM] wolfie: ...
[8:59 PM] wolfie: peds
[9:00 PM] wolfie: she has a somewhat jealous boyfriend
[9:00 PM] kara: with a small hammer
[9:00 PM] wolfie: hush you

I adore my boyfriend...I really do.

*flees while giggling hysterically.*

08-19-2011, 02:11 AM
Bang bang max, well...;)

08-19-2011, 02:16 AM
I adore my boyfriend...I really do.

*flees while giggling hysterically.*

Well, my dear, I nailed you just fine last weekend regardless of the size of my hammer.

lupo pazzesco
08-19-2011, 02:18 AM
Does this mean instead of "oh god oh god", I have to start screaming "Hail Thor!"...?


08-19-2011, 02:22 AM
Be careful what you wish for, I know people who can whip out a Valkyrie costume in no time flat.

Victory Sabre
08-19-2011, 02:39 PM
Oh, my. I've been too busy to go into chat. All the crazy stuff seems to go on when I'm not in it.

09-02-2011, 12:48 AM
[19:47:14] <wolfie> dude, she's handleing my meatballs, don't make her unhappy

I have nothing to say about this. I'll let it speak for itself.

09-06-2011, 02:56 AM
[21:44:18] <pedersen> And why does my tool shed need still more work?
[21:44:24] <Lupo> I...don't konw...?
[21:44:46] <pedersen> Wow. Visiting neighbors is *really* good.
[21:44:53] <pedersen> You need 50 duct tapes to finish the tool shed.
[21:45:44] <Lupo> o.o
[21:45:45] <Lupo> really??
[21:45:47] <Lupo> wow...
[21:45:55] <Lupo> well, before it was gads of blueprints, so...
[21:46:36] <wolfie> i still need a boxing glove and a butt load of grenades
[21:46:44] <kara> o.O
[21:46:53] <Lupo> I'm sending grenades as best I can!!
[21:46:55] <Lupo> T_T

I was there, and I don't understand it either.

09-06-2011, 04:05 AM
[21:46:36] <wolfie> i still need a boxing glove and a butt load of grenades
I was there, and I don't understand it either.
Obviously an impaction problem beyond description.

09-06-2011, 05:54 AM
Dalesys, you win. I dunno what yet, but trust me, you win.