View Full Version : Go Thelma!

03-25-2008, 04:47 AM
So in the small incidents that I HAVE to give a name to join anything online, I tend to put in my cat name to better scan the spam. Even though I haven't join any websites recently, I've been spammmed by, well, spam.

As of now, My cat, Thelma has

$4000 in lottery that she won.
Two brand new cars.
Has 14 secret crushes.
Can gain the secret to grow 4 FULL INCHES
Over a dozen trips to a dozen different locals.

I'm starting to think my cat goes online when I'm not here. Seriously, she has so a better life then me, that she can even meet major celeb likes ANJOLAAA JOLEE and BRITNAY PFEARS. (True spelling) because they want HER IDEAS.

What about you? Any secret life of your cat on your computer?

03-25-2008, 07:00 PM
No but the only picture you can see on my myspace unless your a friend is a picture of my littlest dog. Sadly she gets asked out on a lot of dates. I get a lot of emails saying how sexy I look....ummmmmmmmm gotta love mass emails!

03-25-2008, 09:04 PM
Yeah actually I have. I have used my dogs name, and lets just say. That he has it better off then most of us. He was won millions in UK's Lotteries. Won cars, had people seeing his profile and wants to date him.

03-25-2008, 10:34 PM
My best friend and I have an inside joke that pertains to the term Winged Squid. She made one of those free geocities/yahoo accounts a long time back (at least 5 or 6 years) and had it winged_squid as the username. For a brief time she actually used that account to purchase a .com which opened her up to yahoo telemarketers and mail spam.

She called me almost crying from laughing so hard not long later. She'd received a letter to Winged Squid (mail advertising of course, but that was great.)

03-25-2008, 11:59 PM
I've never used my pets' names but I think I might have to start!

Which is best, Stars, Stripes, or Pablo? :D

03-26-2008, 01:41 AM
Which is best, Stars, Stripes, or Pablo? :D

No need to discrimite. Do all three :)

03-26-2008, 02:19 AM
No need to discrimite. Do all three :)

I could use previous pets' names, too...there was Heidi**, who died when I was 4, Lisa, who died when I was in college (both miniature schnauzers), and Kitty (officially George but only on his chart at the vet), who adopted us when I was in college and stayed 7 years.

** or I could use my stripper name - Heidi Pine :D

03-26-2008, 03:24 AM
** or I could use my stripper name - Heidi Pine :D

See, people missed the days I was called Smiley Weiner!

03-26-2008, 03:58 AM
My BIL used to use his dog Rocky's name to subscribe to mail order music clubs. He already had memberships in his and my sister's names and just wanted an additional membership to get "10 CDs for the price of 1." Within a few months, they began receiving pre-approved credit card offers for "Raquel *****", as well as alot of other junk mail offers.

03-26-2008, 06:14 AM
** or I could use my stripper name - Heidi Pine :D

I'd use my stripper name, but Spike Hazel just doesn't have a good ring to it.