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AnaKhouri
12-10-2009, 07:52 PM
Dear James Dyson:

I LOVE YOU.

>smooch<

Love, Ana

the_std
12-11-2009, 05:11 PM
Dear Everyone Ever At All,

Please, please, please try to retain some vestige of sanity for the next few weeks. Most of you are nice and happy and all of that kind of stuff, but you're still crazy as hell! It would be very nice if you realized that this holiday season is not all about you and yours. Try to think of the big picture and then maybe, just maybe, us front-line stiffs will get through this alive.

Counting down the hours till this is all over,
Me

Bella_Vixen
12-11-2009, 07:03 PM
Dear City of Green Bay and surrounding areas--

For the love of God, please learn what road salt is, AND USE IT!! The streets are still horrible! And maybe think about doing a bit more plowing to get the packed down ice/snow off the streets. People are *still* sliding when coming to a stop, even when doing 10 below the speed limit.

Scared to death of driving--

--Me

CaroPhoenix
12-11-2009, 09:45 PM
Dear My Cooking Ability,

Where did you go?

Did you go to the land the brought me a stuffed up nose?

I wish you'd come back.

Dinner was ruined!

:cry:
Rummy

fireheart
12-12-2009, 11:30 AM
Dear Classmate from my old high school,

Thank you for reminding me of Rule #34 (If it exists, there is porn of it). What did not help, was me being reminded of the time you used the school computers to create porn using Adobe Flash. Yes, they were stick figures. I am aware of that. But still....

Love,
me.

Dear shoulder,

Stop being so hurty. :cry:

Love,
me/

Dear new work shirts,

Please get here ASAP! I need you!

Love,
me.

Dear old store,

Where the hell is my file for my new store? It is really annoying at the moment because guess what-they haven't gotten my new file yet! It is two weeks now! And I know for a fact that the FEM and the ASM (assistant store manager) are not screwing around with me, given that the FEM has been with the company more than 10 years, and the ASM was my old FEM at old store.

Seriously, keep this up and I'll be making a few calls to the HR office.

Love,
me.

(for the CSers-I am still getting paid, just the lack of file is increasingly frustrating for everyone.)

BookstoreEscapee
12-12-2009, 11:41 PM
Dear Tooth,

Please stop hurting. :cry:

And it's not even the tooth that has the temporary crown on it. It's the other one that got a regular (small) filling. :cry: :cry:

-be

RootedPhoenix
12-14-2009, 03:17 PM
"Dear" you,

May the pointy bits of a boat find a home in your nether regions. Glad to know that you have bumblebee droppings for a heart, too. :mad:

"Dear" you number 2,

You too. :mad: Ungrateful :censored:.

trailerparkmedic
12-15-2009, 08:00 PM
Dear Boyfriend,

If you've cooked dinner before going to writing group the last 4 months in a row, why are you surprised that I'm pissed that you didn't cook being going to writing group last night?
Why do you think an appropriate answer to "Are you going out with your friend who you tolerate more than like for your weekly dinner on my birthday instead of spending it with me?" is yes?? I know you're not used to me being around on Tuesdays, but I would think that the part where I was going "I'm done with finals! Hooray!" last week might have given you a clue that my Tuesday nights are now free again.

Grumpy Girlfriend

iradney
12-16-2009, 08:02 AM
Dear Credit Card

HAHAHAHA you're FINALLY PAID OFF!! WOOOHOO!!!

Love
Rads

CaroPhoenix
12-16-2009, 04:01 PM
Dear Rads,

Congrats!

Want to help me with mine? :D

Just joking!
Rummy

BookstoreEscapee
12-16-2009, 10:14 PM
Dear Miriam,

Hugs and hugs and hugs.

-me

Bella_Vixen
12-17-2009, 12:51 AM
Dear MOAO®--

I was so happy to hear from you! You have NO idea how much it meant to me.

The flash of jealousy was interesting.

Confused--

--me

fireheart
12-17-2009, 10:37 AM
Dear dickheads one and two,

Please tell me tonight was pure coincidence. Otherwise I'll start stalking both of your workplaces.

Love,
Me.

Dear work shirts,

You look like potato sacks.

Love,
me.

dalesys
12-17-2009, 12:33 PM
Dear me,
I'm a bad bad bad man:
Dear work shirts,

You look like potato sacks.

Love,
me.
All I could think was "The work shirts must say:

My eyes ARE down here:devil:

..."

AnaKhouri
12-17-2009, 08:19 PM
Dear Jim Henson:

I don't know why, but for some reason Sesame Street clips on Youtube dull the pain of a teething baby.

Wabba wabba wabba,

Ana

fireheart
12-18-2009, 08:36 AM
Dear Grant Bowler,

You are absolutely dreamy without makeup. you covered in bright red body paint for a Farscape episode however, is not dreamy.

Love,
Me.

(quick explanation: Grant Bowler is an Aussie TV personality who has hosted The Mole and currently does Border Security. Farscape is a sci-fi series with Jim Henson puppets alongside humans...the actors were all Australian bar one)

Dear body,

Why the hell were you causing me to have an anxiety attack today at work?! Work does not need to know about my anxiety/depression yet.

Love,
me.

iradney
12-18-2009, 07:59 PM
Dear Legs

I know you'll be owie tomorrow - but I've given you stretches and a soak in a warm bath. Please try to be owie for as short a time period as possible.

Love
Rads

Dear Scale at the Gym

How the hell can I have gained weight? Especially when my clothes are LOOSER?? Gah. I hate you. You make no sense. Go away.

Rads

Dear TTO

I miss you :cry: 17 days till I see you again.

Love
Your Betrothed

BookstoreEscapee
12-18-2009, 11:10 PM
Dear Scale at the Gym

How the hell can I have gained weight? Especially when my clothes are LOOSER?? Gah. I hate you. You make no sense. Go away.

Rads


Dear Rads,

Muscle is denser than fat...if you lose a pound of fat but gain a pound of muscle, you will still be thinner - go by how your clothes fit. :D

-be

RootedPhoenix
12-19-2009, 02:30 PM
Dear Japanese dictionaries of the Internet,

I love you. :love: Never ever leave. Please?

Geekily yours,
RP

BookstoreEscapee
12-19-2009, 03:46 PM
Dear Apartment,

60 degrees is not acceptable!

-me

CaroPhoenix
12-19-2009, 05:00 PM
Dear Mother Nature,

How much more snow are you going to be sending?

I have to go and get birthday presents! I hope the birthday party is still on!

:cry:
Rummy
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Dear Self,

Why did you decide to do a snow angel in powdery snow?

You couldn't get back up!

But at least the warm bath was nice.

:confused:
Rummy
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Dear Straight No Chaser,

You are awesome!

Please put out more CDs.

Happily listening,
Rummy

AnaKhouri
12-19-2009, 07:07 PM
Dear Me:

Why on Earth did you think it was a good idea to volunteer to host a panel at an anime convention? You're not exactly a great public speaker...

Confusedly,

Me

****************

Dear Masamune Shirow:

I like your techno-philosophical-cheesecake style, but am not so hot on the weird erotic art.

Sincerely,

Ana

Irving Patrick Freleigh
12-21-2009, 12:02 AM
Dear NFL:

Where did you dig up the refs from the 1972 Munich Olympics USA-USSR basketball game, and why did you assign them to the Packers-Steelers game this afternoon?

I can't believe I spent three and a half hours of my life watching the Packers play their asses off and almost win a game they shouldn't have, only to have the refs swoop in and take it away. The illegal contact penalty on the interception that would've ended it? Complete horseshit.

Next week let's shoot for refs who aren't blind, stupid or on the take.

No love but much sincerity,
Irv
================================================== ==============
Dear Mason Crosby,

Of course, if you would've made an easy field goal today, I would not be complaining about the refs because they would not have mattered.

You suck. But at least I won't have you to curse out for too much longer.

Irv
================================================== ==============

Dear Sports Gods,

Once again, you've shown me sports are a metaphor for life, and life is inherently unfair. But FFS, can't you be unfair in my favor once in a while?

Irv

RootedPhoenix
12-21-2009, 12:16 AM
Dear Rummy,

...Can I steal your snow?

--RP

CaroPhoenix
12-21-2009, 12:34 AM
Dear RP,

You are more than welcome to my snow!

I'm already experiencing cabin fever. :(

Shoveling snow your way,
Rummy
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Dear Child Rum,

Mommy is glad you got rid of the mucus that has been causing your nose to run and you to cough. However, I have been trying in vain to get you to blow your nose! No snorting it back up and down! Then of course it goes into your tummy and then you get sick (aka puke).

At least your tummy doesn't hurt any more and your nose isn't as stuffy anymore.

:hugs:
Mommy
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Dear Father of the Year (aka Mr. Rum),

At least Child Rum ran to the bathroom to puke instead of doing it all over the dining room table!

Do not yell at her because she didn't get the lid up before she puked all over the floor. :mad: She's a 6-year-old Autistic child. What do you expect from her?

:mad: and no noogie for at least a month,
Mrs. Rum

RootedPhoenix
12-21-2009, 02:00 AM
Rummy,

Even some adults have trouble with puke control. It doesn't always telegraph what it's gonna do or when. :( You just..do your best, and hope a lot.

*offers hugs to Rummy and offers gentle hugs to ChildRum*

--RP

Mr Rum,

:mad: That's a terrible thing to get screamy about, sir. :( I'd feel horrid and I'm 29.

--RP

edit:
Rummy,

*steals all your snow!* :D *hands you gummi bears*

--RP

CaroPhoenix
12-21-2009, 04:33 PM
RP,

Gummi Bears! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

I love me some gummi bears!

Happily giving up her snow,
Rummy

iradney
12-24-2009, 05:57 AM
Dear Life

Fuck off. I hate this time of year, and I'm spending it alone. I miss TTO, I miss TBS, I miss SWMBO and DWMBO. I miss my MIL and it sucks that she's gone, and I hate that she will never be at our wedding, or bounce her grandchildren on her knee.
I hate that at this time of year I'm reminded of all the people I've lost. I hate that I hate this time of year because it's meant to be joyful.
I hate that I'm probably just grumpy because I'm functioning on 5 or less hours of sleep per night, because I can't fall asleep that easily without TTO.
Gah. I hate that a friend has invited me to Christmas lunch tomorrow, and I really just want to make an excuse and not go, but she'd never let me get away with it.
I just want a corner to curl up in.

Had it, had it, HAD IT
Rads

BookstoreEscapee
12-24-2009, 08:15 PM
Dear Rads,


:hug:

-be

Mike Taylor
12-24-2009, 08:32 PM
Dear Landlords,

Thank you for bugging out on me before I could get to the office to retrieve the package that is there with my name on it. I know it's Christmas Eve, but why in the world would you lock up at 2 p.m. and not notify your tenants in advance? Now I have to wait until MONDAY to open gifts from my family, instead of Christmas Day like the rest of the city.

Best,

Mike

Jack T. Chance
12-24-2009, 09:29 PM
Dear Fellow CSers;

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! :D

--Jack

CaroPhoenix
12-26-2009, 01:32 AM
Dear Child Rum,

I have no clue why you're so excited to see GrandmaNotaRum (aka my MIL). I know what she's getting you. You're not going to be excited at all.

Grumpily,
Your Mommy
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Dear Mr. Rum,

Thank you for the Christmas Presents! They are completely Awesome!

I know I don't say this often enough, but I really do love you.

:love:
Mrs. Rum
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Dear Christmas Ham,

You are even more delicious the next day!

I'll be thinking of you as I eat my MIL's cooking. :(

Dreaming of other food,
Rummy

CaroPhoenix
12-28-2009, 12:40 PM
Dear MIL,

THANK YOU for saying that Child Rum is so skinny! That really made my morning yesterday. :)

THANK YOU also for agreeing with me that my mother has a few screws loose in her head when I told you that she thinks Child Rum is "stocky", "solid", and "could lose a a few pounds".

Your grateful DIL (for once),
Rummy
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Mr. Rum,

You are an asshat of the biggest order.

I slept on a horrible, horrible, horrible bed just to please you about spending the night at your mother's house. Then you had me traipse around the Super Target on the way home.

You know even if I do get to sleep in our nice bed, I have problems with walking.

Yes, I know I''m fat. Yes, I know I don't go out and get exercise "when I should". But that doesn't mean you can call me and the situation I've found myself in to be "pathetic".

I told you the next time we're in Super Target, and they're available, I might have to learn how to steer a scooter with a basket on it. How is that "pathetic"? I know I have to lose weight and see a physical therapist like my doctor told me to.

However, when your wife is barely moving her legs to walk, and tells you that all she wants to do is CRAWL to the nearest exit because walking is too much for her, that is NOT your cue to stop every few feet to look at more 50% off christmas stuff!

Hating you right now,
Mrs. Rum

Becks
12-29-2009, 03:16 PM
Dear FMIL,

I can see your point about both the MOTH© and I coming out to visit in the spring/summer.

However, there's a few reasons why *I* wanted to go out there in a couple of weeks. One, I need a vacation. Badly. I'm getting burned out. Second, I need some time alone. As in, far away. Third, I want to hang out with some friends. Friends the MOTH doesn't know that well. He would insist on coming along, he'd be bored the whole damn time, and then afterwards he'd bitch and moan about how he didn't know anyone and he wasted his time in going. I'd really rather not have to deal with that.

So now I have a choice of (once again) postponing a trip I want to take OR going out there anyway and either finding a place to stay amongst my friends or paying money to rent a motel room.

So stressed out I'm ready to cry,

--me

Sunsetsky
12-30-2009, 01:38 AM
Dear Stupid People,

Go step in front of a fast moving bus. Thank you.

Love Sunset

BookstoreEscapee
12-30-2009, 02:46 AM
Dear Friend,

It was a beautiful service, and I'm glad I could be there for you.
Have a safe drive home tomorrow, and I hope the new year is a happier one.

-me

BarbieGirl
12-30-2009, 03:41 AM
Dear family,

Thanks for spending christmas with us we had a blast. Miss you already especially since my DH is in mexico for the next week and a half and I'm stuck at home with 2 cranky toddlers one of which is going cold turkey to lose the binky.

Love me


Dear MIL SFIL and the rest of the nut jobs

really WTF. What's with all these passive agressive christmas letters where you try and debase yourself just to make everyone pity you and tell you you really aren't that bad.... because you are THAT BAD. (seems to be a common thread, I think you did the same last year.) I think I need to sign you up for literacy classes cause I'm pretty sure I wrote and informed you to NEVER FRICKING CONTACT US EVER AGAIN! guess you can't read.

Life with out you in it is bliss.
no love lost,
"that b!tch" that stood up to you

AnaKhouri
01-01-2010, 01:54 PM
Dear BarbieGirl:

I used to wonder why so many people called pacifiers 'binky' until one day someone told me there was a company that made pacifiers, and the company was called 'Binky'.

We call Khan's 'the magic paci'.

Trivially,

Ana


***************

Dear Cold:

Really? You had to hit all three of us at the same time? And you got the baby the hardest?

F*** you.

Dismally,

Ana

******************

Dear Mr. Rum:

As I understand from Idrinkarum, you are not so svelte yourself. So lay off!

Annoyed on Rummy's behalf,

Ana

CaroPhoenix
01-01-2010, 02:09 PM
Dear Ana,

Thank you for the vote of confidence in my corner! :)

He's still after me to lose weight. Yesterday he was all "WE'RE eating salads three times a week come the new year. And WE'RE eating more healthy."

RAWR!

He's driving me to drink,
Rummy

BookstoreEscapee
01-01-2010, 08:39 PM
Dear Mr. Rum:

As I understand from Idrinkarum, you are not so svelte yourself. So lay off!

Annoyed on Rummy's behalf,

Ana

Dear Ana,
I was thinking the same thing myself ;)

As for Binkies, I don't know what they called it when we were little, but my brother had one. I had my thumb. I'm the smart one, cuz they can't take away your thumb when they decide you're "too old" for it. :D

-be

CaroPhoenix
01-02-2010, 01:33 AM
Dear BE and Ana,

My dad (according to my mom) had to bite his tongue to keep him from verbally attacking Mr. Rum last night about his comments in. front. of. my. parents. about. my. weight.

Yeah, he went there. In front of my parents.

And now we have to go to his brother's house tomorrow, between 2-3 PM for LUNCH (yeah, Dunch, technically), especially when Mr. Rum knows between 2-3 and is the time Child Rum has a case of the grumps (to put it mildly) and has to be put down for a nap.

I'm NOT having fun and am close to a breakdown,
Rummy

BookstoreEscapee
01-02-2010, 01:34 AM
Dear Rummy,

Hugs and good luck with that.

-be


Dear Roomie,

I. Do. Not. Care. There is a reason that I do not teach elementary school.

-me

RootedPhoenix
01-02-2010, 09:16 AM
Rummy,

I'm sorry. That was awful! :( :hug: *hands you a salmon to use on Mr. Rum, should you want to*

Alternatively, you can run away from home and hang out with me! (Bring Child Rum too!) :D :p

Offering chocolate and a safe haven,
RP

fireheart
01-05-2010, 01:37 AM
Dear CW's at my old store,

While I appreciate that you understand why I had to move (mostly health reasons), please stop asking me when I'll be trained up as a supervisor. I did not move for that reason. It also looks like I'll never be trained as a supervisor.

Love,

Me.

Dear body,

Please stop with the hayfever.

Dear Csers,

Any tips on how to do a smooth take off in a manual?

Love,
me.

BookstoreEscapee
01-05-2010, 01:43 AM
Dear Csers,

Any tips on how to do a smooth take off in a manual?

Love,
me.

No. That's why I drive an automatic! :D
(Actually, I don't know how to drive a manual.)

the_std
01-05-2010, 04:48 AM
Dear food,

I hate that I love you so much, cause it's painful butchering you every time I try to cook a meal. Steak like shoe leather, burnt onions, broccoli so mushy that it's practically liquified, and the smoke detector going off at least a dozen times inside the hour that it took to make the food.

It makes me sad to think about how good the food could have been, and how much I screwed it up.

Resigned to PB&J for life,
Me

AnaKhouri
01-06-2010, 01:30 PM
Dear Husband:

You know I love you forever. However, you do one thing that annoys the Hell out of me.

You set the alarm for 5:30 a.m. No problem.

It goes off at 5:30 a.m., waking me up because I am a light sleeper.

You turn the alarm off and go back to sleep.

I am awake. By the time I begin to fall asleep again, it is 6:30 and the baby is awake so I have to get up.

Then you complain that you wake up too late and should get up earlier.

Grrrrrr.

Love, mostly,

Ana

CaroPhoenix
01-06-2010, 03:22 PM
Dear RP,

Thank you for the offer of safe haven. You might be getting house guests! Can you accomodate a Child Rum who likes to run around all over the place and climb just about everything? :D

:hug:
Rummy
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Dear Ana,

I think your husband and my husband are related. :)

Been there,
Rummy
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Dear Mr. Rum,

I do not like being called up at 6:30 in the morning just to hear that you have a flat tire on the beltway! Makes me worry that you might get into a car accident! :cry:

Hoping you're okies,
Mrs. Rum

fireheart
01-07-2010, 12:54 PM
Dear CWs at my old store,

PLEASE do not hesitate to call the union if you're having trouble. I'm crying inside everytime I hear one of the country uni students is replaced with a 15-year-old. You guys were like family.

Love,
me.

Evil Queen
01-08-2010, 04:38 AM
Dear Biological clock,

Please stop. I'm starting the new year without someone to call my own as it is.

Single and hating it,
-Evil Queen

AnaKhouri
01-08-2010, 12:33 PM
Dear Khan's Teeth:

COME IN ALREADY YOU BASTARDS.

I never thought I would WANT my kid's teeth to come in so soon, since I'm breastfeeding, but I hate having my good-natured son turn into a big fussypants. :(

Ana

fireheart
01-10-2010, 11:56 AM
Dear CSers,

I finally managed to make a smooth takeoff in my car today! Go me! ^_^

Love,
Me.

Dear Mosquitos,

DIE YOU BASTARDS!!!!

Not love,
Me.

Dear weather,

Please cool down already! I really do not like 43C weather!

CaroPhoenix
01-10-2010, 01:01 PM
Mr. Rum,

Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean I'm on a diet.

Also, you've become very obnoxious and holier-than-thou when it comes to reading the calories/sodium/etc. on the sides of the food cans in our house.

DIAF,
:mad:
Your Wife

iradney
01-10-2010, 02:53 PM
Dear IDR

Try telling Mr Rum that fresh veggies/fruit are better as they have more of all the good stuff (while you're munching on some baby carrots). Mwahahahhaah!

Love,
Rads

PS wouldn't it be awesome if you lost more weight than he did? Ooooh he'll get so mad!

BookstoreEscapee
01-10-2010, 03:18 PM
Dear weather,

Please cool down already! I really do not like 43C weather!

Dear fireheart,

That's what you get for living somewhere where the seasons are all backwards! :p

(23F here :()

CaroPhoenix
01-10-2010, 03:37 PM
Dear Rads,

You made me laugh (even though I think I'm sick too! :cry:)

Here's hoping you do lose more weight than Mr. Rum!

Cheers!
Rummy

RootedPhoenix
01-11-2010, 12:26 PM
Dear those that irk me,

:flame:

--RP

CaroPhoenix
01-11-2010, 12:43 PM
Dear Mack Truck,

Couldn't you have left your plate number next to me when you ran me over while I was sleeping?

I do not appreciate waking up after you ran me over!

Not feeling well at all,
:cry:
Rummy
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Dear RP,

I know how you feel.

:hug:
Rummy

fireheart
01-11-2010, 01:29 PM
Dear airconditioner,

:worship:

Love,
Me.

Dear counsellor,

Thank you for being patient and rescheduling me for my sessions :)

Love,
Me.

Dear former CW,

Isn't it strange how we're forming this odd friendship now? :p

Love,
me.

Evil Queen
01-11-2010, 04:29 PM
Dear Life,

You still SUCK but I'm not going to let you take me down with you!

DIAF,
Evil Queen
(Witness the true reason I have the name I have, bitch!)

CaroPhoenix
01-11-2010, 09:44 PM
"Dear" Mack Truck,

Why did you have to come back during naptime?

:cry:
Rummy
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Dear Child Rum,

I'm happy you love your Olive Tag Book.

Love,
Mommy
PS you are also full of win.
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"Dear" Left Ear,

Really? You had to wake me up from a dead sleep at 6 AM with such intense pain, I ended up in the ER?

I'd RAWR and wave my fist o' doom(TM) around, but I'm too worn out to do so.

A Sick Rummy
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Dear Mr. Rum,

Your wife is sick. Your child is sick.

And yet going to the gym first before checking on your family is more important? Really?

:mad:
Your Wife

fireheart
01-12-2010, 11:01 PM
Dear uni library,

can you PLEASE get your act together about how much the fine to pay off is?!

Love,
me.

CaroPhoenix
01-13-2010, 02:45 PM
"Dear" Child Rum,

I have no clue what brought on the full, drawn out, melt down this morning starting around 12 Midnight and ending when you finally fell into an exhausted sleep at 2:50 AM. However, when Mommy says "go to sleep" you need to go to sleep!

At least we slept until almost 10:30 this morning, so we sorta made up for it, right?

Love,
Mommy

BookstoreEscapee
01-13-2010, 11:24 PM
Dear Person in the van going 25mph in a 50mph zone for 15 minutes,

LEARN TO DRIVE OR GET OFF THE &#*!ING ROAD!!!!!!!!!!

"Love",
Me

CaroPhoenix
01-14-2010, 01:04 PM
Dear Left Ear,

I've been taking Amoxicillin and vicodin (or ibuprofen - whichever I grab first for pain) since Tuesday. And now today, I wake up and it feels like I have something stuffed in my ear! And the pain! The pain! Ow! Ow! Ow!

What is wrong with you?

:mad:
Rummy
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Dear Child Rum,

Thank goodness you have decided to sleep in today. You really do need all the sleep you can get so I'm not waking you up until you decide to wake up yourself.

Relieved,
Mommy

Jack T. Chance
01-14-2010, 05:31 PM
Dear Self;

Why are you so pathetic? Why do you keep making such bad decisions? Why did you go and screw up the best thing that's ever happened to you? Why can't you change and be better than this?

Hating you right now;

Me

trailerparkmedic
01-14-2010, 08:40 PM
Dear Rum,

You might want to call your doctor if you're still having problems. I don't know about adults, but most kids with ear infections feel better after 24 hours on antibiotics. Unless you don't have an ear infection. Feel better soon!

--hasn't lived in a trailerpark or been a medic for a few years now

Dear Jack,

:hug:

--TPM

Dear Boyfriend,

If you want to go on a honeymoon, especially if it involves things like flying and hotels, you cannot clam up and freak out when I mention things like "Let me know how much you expect to be able spend on the honeymoon." I told you I would match what you save, and we'd go somewhere based on that number. It's kind of hard to plan a vacation if we don't know what we can spend.

--Annoyed Girlfriend

Green_Fairy
01-15-2010, 01:29 AM
Dear The Boy,

...stop being an idiot. make up your damn mind. in, out, i don't care. but i'd like to know soon because the transfer process is an annoying one. so the longer i have to find a store to transfer to, the better. or, if you're staying in, fantastic. but i'm 1. not living in this apartment for the next 14 years and 2. not living in a toyhauler for 14 years. i'll do it for a year tops and that's only if you're here. i'd like to live in something a little more stable when you're in iraq. i love you. so much. but seriously. make up your mind!
aaaand other thing! i'm glad you're having fun while you're in that "college town" but have you ever thought that maybe i'd like to go out and have fun? why is it that when you're home, you never want to go out out, preferring to stay home and play WoW or freaking Modern Warfare (3 days! in a row! you fucking promised me we'd go see the freaking battleship you ass!) ...where was i...oh yeah. but when you're out on "training," you're at the bars every night? what the hell? you woke up drunk. on a thursday. you had to be in class at 8 and you got so drunk last night you woke up drunk!?
...if you weren't in another city, you'd be sleeping on the couch tonight.

~your loving and doting girlfriend.

BarbieGirl
01-16-2010, 02:37 AM
Dear Awesome sales

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. I had the best shopping day ever. Target toy clearance 75% off I saved $450 and only spent $156 and have birthdays and part of christmas already done. Old Navy Thanks! I got myself 6 shirts and my husband a sweater and a fleece zip hoodie for just $18 and saved around $120 there.

That was a nice shopping high to take me through the rest of my childrens psychotic day.


Lots of love ME!

Ree
01-16-2010, 01:42 PM
Dear "You Know Who You Are"

Stop hating on yourself over spilled milk and move on already.

Pity parties of one are boring and not a lot of fun.

Wallowing in self hatred and misery may seem comfortable to you, but there comes a time when you have to accept that you screwed up and move on.

You aren't responsible for other people and how they view the world or how they react to situations.

You can't make someone forgive and forget, but you can learn from a situation and don't do it again.

Here's a little poem I wrote one time.

Words, once spoken,
can't be taken back,
and I could cry.
I said a cruel thing to you.
But I said it
out of hurt and anger.
At the time, I thought I meant it-
-I didn't.
I should have said,
'I love you, but you've hurt me,
and your love means so much to me.
Please, let's work things out.'
I didn't say that
Now it's too late.
My hasty words
are just a wall between us,
and I could die.

You can't change the past.
You can change the future.

You can take the helping hand of strangers who do care, and have shown they care, and stop feeling sorry for yourself, mourning the loss of a friendship, and move past your misery.

Dwelling on what happened won't change it, and in fact, will only make it worse.

Maybe what you did was terrible and merits all that self loathing, but enough already...nobody is perfect. Accept that. Learn from it for the future.

Or...maybe it was bad, but not unforgivable, and some people just have their own issues with self esteem.
Prolonging the drama spices up the lack of excitement in their own life.
It boosts their ego to have that type of control over someone when they withhold their friendship as a punishment, and they see how badly it affects the other person, it gives them a control they don't normally have.

Then again, maybe you just hurt them so bad.

Like I said, though, what's done is done.

Stop hating. Start learning.

If you think this applies to you, it probably does.

RootedPhoenix
01-19-2010, 08:08 AM
Dear (not) cough,

Go away. I have school in a few hours.

--RP

CaroPhoenix
01-19-2010, 11:56 AM
Dear Child Rum,

I'm sorry you're on your 3rd round of antibiotics. :( And I'm sorry this new medicine is completely disusting. However, you really need to take it. You may make as many faces as your want, but please open your mouth when I offer you the medicine!

Hoping 3rd time's a charm
Mommy Rum

Elspeth
01-19-2010, 03:56 PM
Dear month of January

You can go to hell and die in a fire. You have been a horrible crappy month and I would really like you stricken from the record.

Els

Dear doctor reading my Grandma's PET scan

Please don't find cancer. Thanks

Els

Dear co-workers

Go to hell

Els

Jack T. Chance
01-19-2010, 04:15 PM
Dear CricKet Wireless;

Please to be hiring some Customer Service Reps that actually KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING. This includes making sure they DON'T accidentally hang up on the customer they're attempting to assist. KTHXBYE.

--Jack

AriRashkae
01-21-2010, 11:24 AM
Dear husband,

You know what my day here is usually like. I was just venting when I sent you that text message. I didn't really expect you to stop and buy some Mike's on your way home. :love: If it was the weekend, that would have gotten you laid. :lol:

Love,
Me

BookstoreEscapee
01-21-2010, 11:26 PM
Dear New Boss (who is Coworker...now manager),

There are 2 empty cubes near the office you are getting. How about taking us away from the noisy neighbors? Hint, hint.

-me

CaroPhoenix
01-21-2010, 11:47 PM
Dear Mr. Rum,

You are a moron.

That is all,
Mrs. Rum

Jack T. Chance
01-22-2010, 03:15 AM
Dear Powers That Be;

Words can't begin to describe how much I hate you. I guess it really WAS asking too much for things in my life to go my way just once in my life. Lesson learned, I'll just resign myself to my fate. Trying to change it is obviously a fruitless venture.

Heart-broken and disillusioned,

Jack

fireheart
01-22-2010, 08:59 AM
Dear guy I used to go to high school with,

Why won't you talk to me? Is there something that you're hiding? I'm not trying to pursue a relationship and given that you HAVE checked my Facebook (I know you have) you knowI'm with someone else. I'm trying to face my demons right now and you're making it hell. Let me move on and I won't bother you again.

No love,
FH.

RootedPhoenix
01-22-2010, 01:12 PM
Dear those having a hard time,

*offers hugs* and *gives chocolate/herb tea*

--RP

Jack T. Chance
01-22-2010, 11:14 PM
Dear Self;

You're stronger than you've been giving yourself credit for. You can do what you have to do, you can make the changes you need to make. And you don't need that "special someone" in your life to motivate you to do it. You can do it on your own. I believe in you!

Love;

Me

Peppergirl
01-22-2010, 11:58 PM
Dear Self...

So fucking WHAT if today is your ex-fiance's 40th birthday. That's no excuse to wallow in self pity and think about him all day, to the point that you slept 12 hours last night (which you never do) just to avoid dwelling on it.

Did it do any good? No.

Also, eat. He wasn't worth it and he wasn't good enough for you. You can be *damned* sure he's not sitting around thinking about *you* right now like you are him!!!

Buck up, little soldier! :lol:

Love,
Me


Dear other members of this forum,

Sorry for the f-bomb. It was necessary. :(

Love,
Pepper

RootedPhoenix
01-23-2010, 01:41 PM
Peppergirl,

*offers chocolate and hugs* :(

--RP

Peppergirl
01-23-2010, 01:49 PM
Dear RP,

Thanks for the chocolate. It was yummy. And the hug was great too! I needed it. :)

Love,

Pepper

Plaidman
01-23-2010, 03:18 PM
Dear You Know

You know you should have just given up long ago. I don't know why you hold onto that tiny sparkle of hope. Maybe because you feel like you deserve it. Maybe cause life should give you a bit of goodness. Life sucks. Thats all there is too it. Life gives you infinite pain without much remorse. But. You have family. You have friends. You have cat. You have bed and sleeping pills. Do you really need anything else? yeah, I know you feel like you should, but frankly, it aint going to happen. Just resign to it. Finish school. Get better job. Then you can have your own place, and just have all the time in the world to get use to that alone feeling. You have yourself. Yourself has always been there. Despite the frequent fights and conflicts. Get use to it bub. Its all you got.

CaroPhoenix
01-24-2010, 12:21 AM
Dear Self,

No more alcohol for you Missy!

Especially not when you go to Gamestop, and as a Married Woman, flirt with the red-head guy cashier who was really cute. (Sue me, I have a thing for Red Heads). And no more talking about Strip Joints!

Love,
Me :D

fireheart
01-24-2010, 11:12 AM
Dear Rummy,

strip joints eh? Too bad I live on the other side of the world, or I'd join you!

Love,
Fireheart.

Dear Self,

Stop getting panic attacks every tme you see an inbox message from HIM!

Love,
Me.

CaroPhoenix
01-24-2010, 12:45 PM
Dear Fireheart,

Yes, strip joints. There's one near our fave comic store, but Mr. Rum won't take me there. He seems embarrassed by the fact that I don't mind going to them. I thought he'd like that idea. :shrug:

I have an odd husband,
Rummy

monolayth
01-24-2010, 07:39 PM
Dear people of CS,

Sorry I have dissappeared. Working full time and having an infant is crazy. I miss you all.

Monolayth.

BookstoreEscapee
01-24-2010, 09:41 PM
Dear Mono,

We miss you too! :)

Hope all is well.

-be

CaroPhoenix
01-24-2010, 09:49 PM
Dear Immediate Rum Family,

I really don't like looking like my avatar. When I do that, it means that I'm hoping since I don't see you, you can't see me neither.

My left ear is clogged & I'm hearing popping sounds in my ears.

I'm unhappy and cranky.

No Love At This Time,
Rummy

monolayth
01-25-2010, 11:30 PM
Dear CS,

Just an update on my stepfather. I know I wrote about him getting sick. Well he got REALLY sick. He was admitted to the hospital back in October. Turns out he has menigenitus (cant spell lol) and they found out he has aids. He was halluncinating. Had some really comical halluncinations. He has brain surgury twice. he lost 100 pounds. kept going back to the ICU. Was released from the rehab facility on dec 31. he had to re learn to walk. He now is doing much better. is able to walk for short periods of time. and is putting weight back on. He sounds like himself again.

Oh and for those that know him (dispatch) he does not want anyone knowing about the aids status.

and now for some good news.

My son is healthy and happy. He is a small baby just 12 pounds. and just went into 3-6 mo clothing. He will be 5 months old next week. He is beautiful and is rolling around and trying to scoot. he loves to stand if you hold him up. and is talkative. his talking consists of a lot of AHHHHHH.

Thanks monolayth.

SorryIsGoodEnough
01-26-2010, 12:18 AM
Dear J,

I am so happy to have you back in my life. I didn't think I could ever be really happy until I had some closure. Thank you for manning up and talking to me and admitting that you were just afraid.

I forgive you.

Don't leave me again. Even though we are just friends now...just don't ever leave me again. I am not complete without you.

Love Always,
H.

BookstoreEscapee
01-26-2010, 01:21 AM
Dear people on the other side of my wall,

TURN. IT. DOWN.

Assholes.

-your neighbor

AnaKhouri
01-26-2010, 11:09 PM
Dear Husband,

I love you very much. I feel guilty though, that when you say, "I love you more than anything," I can't say it back.

It was true once, but now we have a son. And I love him with a ferocity that I didn't know I was capable of.

I love him more than anything, but you are number 2. I know you probably realize this and accept it, but I still feel bad about it.

Love,

Ana

CaroPhoenix
01-26-2010, 11:12 PM
Dear Ana,

I know exactly how you feel.

:hugs:
Rummy

AnaKhouri
01-27-2010, 03:58 PM
Dear mono:

I envy you. Khan is 6 months and weighs 16 pounds. I told him he better learn to walk soon because I can't carry him much longer.

More pics please?

-Ana-

iradney
01-27-2010, 06:52 PM
Dear TTO

We need to breed. Genes as fabulous as yours cannot be allowed to die out! But let's get married first :)

Love
Rads

fireheart
01-27-2010, 10:03 PM
Dear mono,

Sorry to hear about your stepfather. Meningitis and AIDS are serious. I'd suggest some counselling for him if he's having trouble coming to terms with it.

as for your son, that is soo cute! Joshua and tyson (my cousins) were rolling around at around that age. Both of them weren't wanting to stand though until about 6-7 months.

Becks
01-28-2010, 04:04 PM
Dear place of employment,

Seriously, I mean it, if I had known I was only getting 20 hours this week instead of the 32 it should've been, I would've taken the whole week off.

People in NJ would've really liked to see more of me.

Grrrrrrrrrrrr,

--me

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear NJ peeps,

I hope you enjoyed the surprise!

Love,

--me

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear T,

It was...interesting...to see your face when you found out I wasn't in NJ that long.

Like I said, next time I'll stay longer.

And yes, I'll call you like you asked me. When you least expect it. And more often, too.

It was nice to realize that some things never change.

:D,

"hot girl"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear B,

I'm more upset at you then you realize.

Still waiting for an explanation,

-me

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

To TWWOTFE,

It's been a year and a half, and you *still* radiate hatred and disapproval.

Too fucking funny.

Get over it.

Laughing,

--me

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

To my favorite cop,

It was good seeing you, too.

I'm going to email you at some point.

Still trying to permamently borrow your handcuffs,

your favorite non-Spanish speaker

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Frankie,

Thank you for picking me up from the airport and hauling me all over God's green Earth...OK, to Nutley.

Words can't express how grateful I am to you.

I know you said the $30 was too much, but really, it's not enough. You stopped whatever it was that you were doing to come to Newark from wherever to pick me up and take me to where I ended up staying, just so I wouldn't have to take a cab.

And I think I'll time my next visit for August so we can work on the plan. :eyewaggle:

Bowing down before your awesomeness,

Becky

monolayth
01-29-2010, 08:48 PM
Dear Ana,

I totally and completely understand that whole loving your son with a fearceness. I feel the same way. It is shocking that I feel this way because I never thought I could. I did not know that this was even possible.

And as for pictures I will post a thread in off topic.

thanks,
another mom.

trailerparkmedic
01-29-2010, 09:26 PM
Dear Knitting Friends,

Thank you for being so awesome and helping me realize that my bizarre life doesn't need to fit anyone else's rules.

--The Baby Knitter

the_std
01-30-2010, 12:45 AM
Dear Hairy, Smelly Boy-Thing,

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Squealingly,
Me

Food Lady
02-03-2010, 12:30 AM
Dear Giant Orb In The Sky: Would you please stop running away at 5:30? The darkness is depressing. *cue music: "baby come back..."*

BookstoreEscapee
02-03-2010, 12:34 AM
Dear Roomie,

Please keep your germs to yourself.

Thanks,
Me

Ree
02-04-2010, 01:30 AM
Dear body...
knock it the hell off already.

I am sick of back pain. I am sick of abdominal pain.

I am just sick of pain!!!

Now it's chills, coughing, dizziness and aching all over, and being too damned exhausted to even move from the couch and put on pyjamas, even though I really need to go to bed soon.

If I could find another body, I would trade you in.

That is a threat.

Jack T. Chance
02-05-2010, 10:45 PM
Dear Self;

Keep working on knowing when to just keep your mouth shut.

Disappointed in you right now,

Me

Food Lady
02-06-2010, 01:42 AM
Dear Jack, I can sooooo relate.

CaroPhoenix
02-06-2010, 10:17 PM
Dear Left Arm and Right Arm,

Why are you still sore?

I got the regular flu & the H1N1 shots on Thursday! That was 2 days ago.

Stop being sore!

:mad:
Me

AnaKhouri
02-06-2010, 10:35 PM
Dear Rum,

My arm was sore for the better part of a week after my regular flu shot.

With the H1N1, nothing.

Sorry. :(

-Ana-

*************

Dear Warren Zevon,

You rock(ed) hardcore.

Love,

Ana

BookstoreEscapee
02-06-2010, 11:54 PM
Dear Rum,

My arm was sore for the better part of a week after my regular flu shot.

With the H1N1, nothing.

Sorry. :(

-Ana-


After my tetanus shot my arm was sore for like a month..!

RootedPhoenix
02-07-2010, 10:53 AM
Dear shoulder,

Bite me. Really.

--RP

Dear you,

Thanks muchly. You're awesome. *megahugs*

--RP

CaroPhoenix
02-07-2010, 12:25 PM
Dear BSE,

Thank you for making me think my left arm is going to be sore for a month. :cry: :p

Now I'm hungry.

Food! *drool*
Rummy

BookstoreEscapee
02-07-2010, 04:10 PM
Dear BSE,

Thank you for making me think my left arm is going to be sore for a month. :cry: :p

Now I'm hungry.

Food! *drool*
Rummy

Sorry...:o

Jack T. Chance
02-07-2010, 06:39 PM
Dear ▪T▪ ▪ ▪Mobile▪;

I know from talking to your Tech Support people that the transmissions from your cell towers are subject to all kinds of interference and/or blockage, including, but not limited to, being blocked by the foliage on the trees in the warm weather months. I also know from said Tech Support Reps that in the warm weather months, you boost the output power to your towers to compensate for this.

The Mid-Atlantic region has just been hit by its largest snowstorm in many years, and today, my signal strength is very low and your data service is unreliable at best. Not coincidentally, the trees are covered by a thick blanket of snow. I pay nearly $100 a month for a BlackBerry to have a device that will do what I want it to do, when I want it to do it. Do you think that you could maybe, oh, I don't know, BOOST THE OUTPUT POWER TO COMPENSATE FOR THE SNOW so that it will continue to work?

K THX BYE. :wave:

--Jack

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Dear CricKet Wireless;

Same complaint as with T-Mobile, only it's worse in your case, because for the last 2 days, I was getting my usual 3-4 bars of signal strength on your 3G broadband modem. Today, it has dropped to 0-1 bars, and that's WITH the use of the USB "Y" cable that connects it to 2 USB ports so it can draw more power and boost the signal. Not acceptable. Fix the problem. NOW.

K THX BYE. :wave:

--Jack

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Dear Mother Nature & Old Man Winter;

HATE YOU HATE YOU HATE YOU!!! :pissed:

That is all.

--Jack

CaroPhoenix
02-07-2010, 10:43 PM
"Dear" Rum Family,

I would really like to be kept in the loop when it comes to finding out things about my family.

Like, say, my Sister's husband being brought back for a month.

Like say, my Sister having a miscarriage.

You know, things like that.

Making me want to divorce my family,
Rummy

Food Lady
02-09-2010, 01:03 AM
Dear One: I blame me for all of it. So much could have been prevented, had I listened to Wisdom. It will all be delineated for you soon. I need to sort it out myself. But this I know: you are so, so wrong about so much. Especially me. the angel

Jack T. Chance
02-09-2010, 03:10 AM
Dear Mother Nature & Old Man Winter;

Apparently you didn't get the message last time, so let me spell it out for you: I FUCKING HATE YOU! This is now, officially, REDONKULOUS. You both deserve to DIE IN A FIRE... preferably of the man-made, NUCLEAR variety! :burnup:

--Jack

BookstoreEscapee
02-09-2010, 11:34 PM
Dear Governor Christie,

Please declare a state of emergency before 6:30 am, so they close work and I don't have to use a vacation day for snow.

-me

CaroPhoenix
02-13-2010, 04:50 PM
Dear CVS,

To quote The Partridge Family: I think I love you.

Rummy
-----------------------------------------
Dear Child Rum,

Mommy loves you. But why do you have another ear infection.

:cry:
Mommy
-------------------------------
Mr. Rum,

COME HOME NOW.

Your wife who can't breathe because of clogged nose & asthama attack,
Mrs. Rum

RootedPhoenix
02-14-2010, 12:30 PM
Dear Rummy,

:hug: *offers chicken soup to you and Child Rum* Hope you guys feel better soon.

--RP

CaroPhoenix
02-14-2010, 01:47 PM
Dear RP,

Thank you.

Child Rum is on a new medication for her ear infection (it's the left ear again).

I'm on Azithromycin tablet & prednisone (steroid for the asthma).

I'm new at al this asthma stuff. I'm trying to read up on it and figure out what can trigger it (for me and generally). But it's good to know that having a severe enough cold, my asthma will be triggered, I'll be on the lookout next time.

Still taking lots of meds and needing to talk to Pediatrician about Child Rum,
Rummy

AnaKhouri
02-14-2010, 04:44 PM
Dear Husband:

Thank you for the Valentine's card. I appreciate it.

I won't tell you that it's the same card you bought me the year before last. ;)

Love, Ana

iradney
02-14-2010, 05:48 PM
Dear TTO

Thank you for the wonderful card and the corny jokes. You are my forever Valentine and I absolutely adore him.

All my love
Rads

BookstoreEscapee
02-15-2010, 11:24 PM
Dear Roomie,

I told you not to give me your plague. For this you must pay.

:(

Dreamstalker
02-16-2010, 03:16 PM
Dear Boss:

Are you sure it would kill the operating budget to buy a new electric letter folder? 1200 letters stuffed, postmarked and mailed by noon tomorrow is a tad unrealistic.

Dear Census Bureau:

Call me in for training/work. PLEASE?

Dear Job Coach:

STOP with the buzzwords. It no longer sounds intelligent, just dumb. Who uses "skillset" on a resume anyway? "Qualifications" I can explain intelligently. "Skillset" can mean many things, and somehow I will always get it wrong.

Dear Brat-dog:

You're sweet, really you are. I know you can walk all over your owner, but please note that for the next three days, I am the alpha. Don't even try to pull me into traffic (again).

BookstoreEscapee
02-16-2010, 07:15 PM
Dear thermometer,

The number 102.6° is absolutely unacceptable. :pissed: :cry:

-be

AnaKhouri
02-16-2010, 09:57 PM
Dear Kitty:

I like you I love you come over here to me and play hey kitty you're cool come put your tail in my mouth just for a second come on kitty be a sport you won't feel a thing just for a second hey kitty I like you come back kitty kitty kitty WHERE ARE YOU GOING KITTY? Why are you running away?

Love,

Khan, Ana's son

Bramble
02-17-2010, 02:11 AM
Dear people on my game:

Please stop whining when I don't throw you the ball. you seem to have NO concept of running DOWN the field. Therefore, no ball for you!

Love(notreallyihateyouuninstallthegameandgoaway) Bramble



Dear Kitty:

AWWW I wuvs yoooooou! You come snuggle? HEY! Stop squirming WE SNUGGLE NOW! Mmmmm kitty tummy... The cure for all is Kitty Tummy(tm)....Ok go away I done snuggle now!

Love, Me

BookstoreEscapee
02-17-2010, 12:26 PM
Dear thermometer,

When I said 102.6 was unacceptable, I did not mean go up to 103.8. :cry:

trailerparkmedic
02-17-2010, 07:12 PM
Dear Bookstore,

I hope that thermometer isn't in your mouth!

--TPM

Dear Ana,

Thanks for the laugh. I needed one!

--TPM

Irving Patrick Freleigh
02-19-2010, 03:41 AM
Dear Wisconsin Badgers Mens Basketball Team:

Thank you for not showing up against Minnesota tonight and losing by 16. Would've been 18 if the guy from Minnesota would've made his show-you-up dunk at the end of the game.

Thank you for losing to the fucking Gophers three times in a row. Unacceptable. I cannot handle losing to the Cubs, I cannot handle losing to the Vikings, and I cannot handle losing to the Gophers.

Thank you for killing my good mood up to this point. If the resident Minnesota fan at the swamp gives me any grief, I may just cold cock him.

(Oh, and unrelated: If I don't get that 19" flat-screen TV with DVD player that came in as free goods last night, somebody will probably die. We had six of them come in. I called dibs on one of them. I couldn't get it today because SM hadn't gotten around to marking them down yet and I didn't want to pester him. I don't come in until 11 tomorrow. If I miss out, I am going to be mucho pissed.)

Thank you for making my NCAA bracket that much easier. With the way you guys shoot, rebound, and handle big men, you guys not making it past the first round is money in the bank.

No thank you for making me write this so I don't punch the wall and break my hand,
Irv

BookstoreEscapee
02-21-2010, 02:18 PM
Dear Plague,

Whatever the hell you are, GO AWAY!!!! It has been a full week. I am tired of this. My chest and throat hurt from the coughing. Every time I think the fever is done, it comes back. I want to sleep through the night. I want to breathe through my nose. You are already making me miss a funeral for a woman I've known all my life, and I can't miss another day of work. Just GO!!! Please!

beggingly,
be

RootedPhoenix
02-21-2010, 06:30 PM
Dear BE,

*offers hugs and chicken soup*

--RP

Dear BE's plague,

Grr. :mad:

--RP

Dear self,

Don't click that. Really.

REALLY. You'll thank me later when you're not all :cry: or :mad: or :eek: .

You'll thank me later. *sigh*

Go read something else. Now. Faster.



--RP

BookstoreEscapee
02-21-2010, 07:31 PM
Dear RP,

Thanks. :)

-be

-ps, my temp is down to 98.2 - lowest it's been since Tuesday morning

Dear Self,

Please to be remembering to not touch your chest that is covered in Vicks VapoRub.

-Stickily,
me

RootedPhoenix
02-22-2010, 02:42 PM
Dear BE,

I'm glad your temperature's gone down. Hope it stays there. :)

--RP

BookstoreEscapee
02-23-2010, 01:50 AM
Dear BE,

I'm glad youe temperature's gone down. Hope it stays there. :)

--RP

It didn't :cry:

But it went down again...let's see what happens tomorrow morning...

CaroPhoenix
02-23-2010, 12:05 PM
Dear Self,

What is up with you dreaming of people who were friends only when you could drop everything and be at their beck and call.

When you had serious issues (post-part depression, full blown depression, dealing (at the time) with a child who may or may not be special needs), they dropped you like a hot potato and refuse to reach out again (no matter how many times you've tried to be the bigger person).

Stop it right now!

It's making me so melancholy I feel like an 18th centruy heroine.

:cry:
Rummy

RootedPhoenix
02-24-2010, 05:47 AM
Oh Rummy,

*hugs, hugs, and more HUGS*

--RP

CaroPhoenix
02-24-2010, 11:50 AM
Dear RP,

Thank you for the hugs.

It happened again. The dreams.

I want them to stop.

At least in the last few dreams, these so-called friends are trying to in me back and saying they're sorry and whatnot.

But it doesn't change the fact that when I. needed. them. they were not there.

What's even worse is that I'm the Godmother of one those friends' son.

Just color me even more melancholy,
Rummy

Becks
02-24-2010, 03:16 PM
MOTH™,

You know, when the Jerseymobile© starts making funny noises and you get concerned, and I pay the rent for that month and the one after so you can take the car in to get looked at, that *really* means to take the fucking car in to get looked at.

You didn't, and now you don't want to drive it because you think...something. I don't know what. Burning smell, check engine light on, whatever the fuck else.

And you wonder why I'm only concerned about how Lizziebeff and I are going to get to work and back until she can drive her car again.

It's not my fault and not really my problem. I told you MONTHS ago to take it in.

Not happy with you,

--me

Elspeth
02-24-2010, 03:42 PM
Dear Brain:

Please hold together. I know I am pushing a lot of info at you right now but the company needs us and I would like to help take stress off of the other accounting person. Yes I know I told you would wouldn't have to go back but well you crap happens. If you want a roof over your head and be able to buy games and movies then you will work with me here. I promise Sunday will be a Pirates day and you can watch all 3 movies. Plus you get a break on Friday when we go to a sewing expo with my Mom and Aunt.

Love
The person who carries you around and feed you coffee

Jack T. Chance
02-24-2010, 06:18 PM
Dear CarMax;

Your "no haggle" prices are too high, especially in this economy. You should seriously reconsider them.

--A frustrated (potential) customer

--------------------------------------------------------------------

Dear Chevy Chase Bank and Suntrust Bank;

You both suck big, hairy, sweaty gorilla balls! :mad:

That is all.

--Jack

AnaKhouri
02-26-2010, 01:33 PM
Dear Khan,

It's OK if you don't like Chuck E. Cheese. It was freaking me out too.

I'm glad you liked the singing mouse but don't get too attached to it. You know what your dad does to mice.

Love, Mama

******************

Dear Tristan,

Happy second birthday! Your mom started something by naming you that because every other baby boy I meet seems to be named Tristan, Trystan, Trystin or some other (idiotic) variation.

Love, your godmother

Bella_Vixen
03-01-2010, 03:31 AM
Dear Becks--

Skwush.

--Sunshine

*********************************************

Not at all dear Becks' fiance--

Words cannot describe the way I feel about you.

:pissed:

--Me

******************************************

Not at all dear Becks' fiance's mother--

Don't you DARE blmae Becks. YOUR SON is at fault.

Words cannot describe how I feel about you, either.

--Me

********************************************

Not so dear State of Wisconsin--

Thanks ever so much for putting us through 2 weeks of sheer misery, for something that should have been brought to someone's attention 2˝ years ago.

Grrrr.

--Me

El Pollo Guerrera
03-01-2010, 05:44 AM
Dear coordinators of the Olympic closing ceremonies,

Thank you for having that bit with the mime fixing the fourth tower of the 'cauldron'. That was nicely done.

The only thing that could have made it better (and more Canadian) would be having Red Green go out with a huge roll of duct tape.

Thanks, El Pollo Guerrera

P.S. - why was the mime dressed like Mario?

fireheart
03-01-2010, 10:43 AM
Dear Life,

YOu heartily suck.

No love,
Me.

Dear wallet,

Can you please grow with funds? Mummy needs a new bra. :p

Love,
me.

Becks
03-01-2010, 03:40 PM
Dear Lizziebeff,

Thanks.

Skwushy skwush.

Love,

Becks

BookstoreEscapee
03-01-2010, 07:40 PM
Dear coordinators of the Olympic closing ceremonies,

Thank you for having that bit with the mime fixing the fourth tower of the 'cauldron'. That was nicely done.

Hee, that was cute. I enjoyed it. Also loved that they had the woman who was supposed to light it for the opening come back and light it for the closing. That was awesome.

Also, Michael J. Fox. :)

fireheart
03-02-2010, 08:52 PM
Dear mum,

Snapping at me because I'm "lazy" is going to make me less likely to want to do something. Snapping at me because I get defensive whenever you start criticizing me is going to make me want to snap back.
Snapping at me because I supposedly lie to my counsellors and hide behind them only seems to further support the idea that you are not my mother. You are a heartless control freak who seems to think that because I'm not the perfect little angel that does things without being asked straightaway, that I'm therefore someone you can snap at constantly. I'd move out if I had the funds to support myself, which I don't. So unless you want to wind up with one dead daughter on your hands, I suggest you realise that controlling everything is going to get you absolutely nowhere in life.

No love,
Me.

RootedPhoenix
03-02-2010, 10:23 PM
Dear fireheart,

*hugs, hugs, and more hugs* :(

*a million more hugs just because*

--RP

Guy I'm angry at,

Do you know what you are? You are the :censored: flavored frosting on the :censored: cake.

I'm so mad at you I don't even know where to begin. Many agree.

May you someday learn not to suck like a vacuum.

--RP

Other people I'm angry at,

You too. :mad:

--RP

Bella_Vixen
03-03-2010, 12:01 AM
Dearest Rooks, my beautiful cat--

I'm sorry for any pain and misery I put you through.

I know you're in a better place now, but I'll miss you hogging the bed.

-"mom"

BookstoreEscapee
03-03-2010, 12:47 AM
Dearest Rooks, my beautiful cat--

I'm sorry for any pain and misery I put you through.

I know you're in a better place now, but I'll miss you hogging the bed.

-"mom"


Oh, no!! :hug:

Bella_Vixen
03-03-2010, 01:32 AM
Dear EscapeArtist:lol:--

Thanks for the hugs. Putting her to sleep was harder then I thought it would be on me.

Hugs back.

--Bella

BookstoreEscapee
03-03-2010, 01:36 AM
Dear EscapeArtist--

Thanks for the hugs. Putting her to sleep was harder then I thought it would be on me.

Hugs back.

--Bella

I've been there with Pablo...and it was not expected, either. Hardest thing I ever did, and it wasn't even ultimately my decision.

CaroPhoenix
03-06-2010, 01:15 PM
Dear Monica,

I'm sorry for your loss.

No words can describe the feelings I'm having right now.

Know that you and your daughter are in my prayers even as I write this letter. My thoughts are with you also.

You are a strong woman, and I know you will get through this.

If you need any help, please, call me, fax me, e-mail me, send smoke signals if you have to.

All my love,
Rummy
-------------------------------
Dear Hal,

I know you didn't mean to die.

I mean, I seriously doubt you wrote on your To Do List: "Have a cardiac event, be declared brain dead".

But right now, I'm a mess. Crying and depressed. Angry at the unfairness of it all.

I can barely see my screen right now as I type this.

Why did you have to die?

You were too young!

Love,
Rummy

RootedPhoenix
03-07-2010, 09:08 AM
Dear Rummy, Bella, and everybody else mourning special ones,

*hugs, gummy worms, and more hugs* :(

--RP

CaroPhoenix
03-07-2010, 12:38 PM
Dear RP,

Thank you for the hugs and gummy worms.

I think I'm doing a little better today.

I think I'm still in shock.

:hug:
Rummy

Bella_Vixen
03-07-2010, 08:33 PM
Dear everyone--

HUGS!!!!!!!!!

--Bella

CaroPhoenix
03-08-2010, 01:16 AM
Dear Monica,

I'll try to find bells to wear at Hal's memorial service on Saturday (3/13).

Love,
Rummy

BookstoreEscapee
03-09-2010, 01:49 AM
Dear Boss,

Your son is absolutely adorable. I'll forgive you for the name.

-me

RetailWorkhorse
03-09-2010, 02:15 AM
Dear Boardmembers,

Hi. I'm back.

-RW


Dear Dad,

Leave my squishy alone. Yes, I'm aware I'm "too old" for plushies, let alone unicorn plushies. So if I'm too old for plushies, why do YOU keep taking it and going to sleep watching TV with it?

Your Son,
Ar-Dubya


Dear US Government,

Can I be a pirate when I grow up?

-A Random Citizen

Irving Patrick Freleigh
03-09-2010, 02:25 AM
Dear Clearance Swamp SCs:

Please to be leaving the furniture displays alone today? We have a big audit tomorrow and pull tags are one of the things that will be checked. I would appreciate it ever so much if you'd keep your grubby paws off everything so I don't get blamed for any pull tag counts that might be off because you were tossing them around like a monkey flinging poo.

After the auditors are gone, you can go back to trashing everything as you normally do.

Pretty pretty please with sugar on top,
Irv.
================================================== =========
Dear Irv:

It's cute how you think the SCs will read and react accordingly to the above letter.

Realistically yours,
Irv

CaroPhoenix
03-09-2010, 05:13 PM
Dear Monica,

I made a necklace and earrings with jingle bells.

You'll be able to hear me when I get to the memorial service.

:hug:
Love,
Rummy

Sunsetsky
03-10-2010, 02:05 AM
Dear Job,
I hate you.

Sincerely Not-So Sunny

CaroPhoenix
03-10-2010, 11:21 AM
Dear Black Shift Dress,

Fortunately Miss Monica doesn't want us to wear all black to Hal's memorial service. Since you're too tight, I won't be wearing you and will be returning you to the store. I'm keeping the shoes I bought though. They're cute!

Sorry about that,
Rummy
----------------------------------
Dear Monica,

No all black and bells ... just for you!

Love,
Rummy

trailerparkmedic
03-10-2010, 05:57 PM
Dear Rum,

:hug:

--TPM


Dear Bridezilla who used to be a friend,

Please calm down. The wedding will be fine. You only have to keep it togther for a few more days. And no, I DO NOT WANT TO BUY MORE MARY KAY.

--An Exhausted Bridesmaid

CaroPhoenix
03-10-2010, 09:11 PM
Dear TPM,

Thank you for the hugs.

Right now, I'm fine. Tomorrow, I'll be fine. Heck, even Friday, when I'm on my date with Mr. Rum, I'll be fine.

I don't think I'll be fine on Saturday.

:hug:
Rummy

fireheart
03-11-2010, 12:35 PM
Dear family,

I've had it. I think the only thing that will help us recover as a family as a whole and help rebuild trust is one simple thing: family counselling. If it works and it you're willing to fork out for it. Since I paint myself as a saint in my counselling sessions according to all of you, since I'm the victim and everyone else is bad and evil in the world....

Suicide has been tempting, since I'm the liar and the evil one. at least then you won't have to worry about me causing MORE problems. CHances are, you won't even read the fact sheets I gave you guys.

hinakiba777
03-12-2010, 05:18 PM
Dear Student Loan People,

I understand that you need a lot of information so that you can process my loan. However, in the past I have received several thousand dollars from you and you have not asked for this much information before giving it. This year is the first year that I have to buy my own groceries, and the 700+ dollars you owe me would go a long way in keeping me from starving. It is almost the end of the semester and I still have no money. On Monday I will send out the latest piece of information you asked for, transcripts from 2007, and hopefully you will be content enough with this to give me my money. I only have 6 weeks left of the semester including exams.

I'm kind of starving over here;
Hina

Bella_Vixen
03-13-2010, 01:07 AM
Dear 95% of people that shop at my grocery store--

You see that little stick like thing sitting off to the side of the belt? That is to be put before and after your groceries to help the nice cashier so she/he does not accidentally ring up other peoples' groceries with yours.

USE IT.

It is not merely for decoration.

If you choose not to use it, please do not yell at the cashier. It is not her/his fault.

Thank you.

--Your friendly cashier :wave:

CaroPhoenix
03-13-2010, 12:12 PM
Dear Everyone,

Today is the day of my friend's memorial service.

That is all,
Rummy

Magpie
03-13-2010, 01:49 PM
Dear people sitting next to the crazy humming/whistling lady on the bus,

I'm very sorry. I stop every time I notice I'm doing it, and I try to pay attention so I don't start, but I get - oooh! shiny.

Magpie

crazylegs
03-13-2010, 07:32 PM
'Dear' Airline

Make it easier to work out what seats are booked already dammit. Some of need to know if we can actually fit dammit.

No Love

Crazylegs

purple
03-13-2010, 07:52 PM
Dear employers

Hire me

Purple


Dear Mum

Thanks for the warning you where coming two days earlier, honestly there is not normally a random living on the couch.

Purple

fireheart
03-14-2010, 09:16 AM
Dear family,

The more you yell and scream at me, the less likely I am to do something.
The more you yell and scream at me, my self esteem goes down-I CANNOT CONTROL THIS.
The more you yell and scream at me, my mood goes down-I CANNOT CONTROL THIS.

No, I am not faking my depression/anxiety.
No, I am not faking the suicide attempt I made last year.
No, I am not going to jump like a continental soldier the second you ask me to do something.

Seriously, RESEARCH your butt off about depression. How hard is it?

No love,
me.

Becks
03-14-2010, 03:45 PM
Dear Fireheart17,

*oodles of hugs*

Love,

Becks

Ree
03-14-2010, 03:53 PM
Dear Life...

You suck.

Jack T. Chance
03-15-2010, 02:30 AM
Dear Ree;

I second that sentiment. :blah:

fireheart
03-15-2010, 06:04 AM
Dear little sister,

You are not a saint. The more you attempt to get me in trouble, the more tempting it is to leave empty vodka bottles strewn around your room and/or leave used condoms around the place (ones from the health clinics though, since I don't even use them) to prove to the family that you are not a saint. Try sneaking them past mum and dad.

Dear CSers,

Any way to control feelings since the second I get yelled at, I cry? And for that matter, any way to get my parents to believe that it's depression/anxiety?

Dear family,

Why don't you do everyone a favour-me included-and have me involuntarily admitted to hospital? It'd save you from having me around. Oh and don't bother doing anything for me. Wouldn't want to screw it all up for you now would I? Because the second I do, I get yelled at.

Magpie
03-16-2010, 09:29 PM
Dear Fireheart,

Please please please print off some of these posts and take them to your campus' counselling services. We love you!

Magpie (per CSers)

BookstoreEscapee
03-17-2010, 02:11 AM
Dear Fireheart,

Please please please print off some of these posts and take them to your campus' counselling services. We love you!

Magpie (per CSers)

Seconded. :hug:

Irving Patrick Freleigh
03-17-2010, 03:01 AM
Dear Fireheart:

What Magpie and BookstoreEscapee said. You're far too awesome to lose.

Hugs,
Irv

RavenStarr
03-17-2010, 06:47 PM
Seconded. :hug:

Thirded and fourthed.:hug:

AnaKhouri
03-17-2010, 07:08 PM
Dear Gerber,

Your pureed prunes are quite good (like liquid raisins) but I will not be giving them to my son again. At least not until he is out of diapers. As it stands, I have two cloth diapers that may no longer be reusable...

Thanks,

Ana

RootedPhoenix
03-18-2010, 04:57 AM
Dear Rummy,

*hugs* :(

--RP

Dear fireheart,

I have no great advice. But you are too awesome to lose, like Irv said. *hugs*

--RP

CaroPhoenix
03-18-2010, 12:31 PM
Dear RP,

You always make me feel better. :)

And you can make me smile.

:hug:
Rummy

Shangri-laschild
03-18-2010, 07:36 PM
Dear desk locks,

Please stop being so dumb. I have like a million better locks but because of the size difference, it won't work. It would be really awesome though if you would please come apart for me.


Dear self,

Don't take on too many projects at once even if the downstairs room you just looked at today desperately needs to be organized and cleaned. You are technically not even in that department sort of.


Dear nrc,

My patience is being stretched thin and this is getting hard to deal with.


Dear Kaetchen,

Thank you for tollerating my odd organization on our desk.

Irving Patrick Freleigh
03-19-2010, 02:10 AM
Dear Marquette Giggles:

HA HA HA HA HA HA YOU FUCKED IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!

UW rules!

*moon*

Irv

AnaKhouri
03-20-2010, 01:13 PM
Dear Shriners' Circus:

My son is fascinated by your commercials. I guess my future threats to sell him to the circus when he is naughty will be ineffective.

Damn. Guess I'll have to threaten gypsies now.

Sincerely,

Ana

fireheart
03-20-2010, 02:38 PM
Dear CS.comers,

Thanks for all the support. I will be printing out your emails and taking them into the counsellor's session. I also did visit the disability liaison officer on campus-depression is recognised. Long and short of it is, I no longer have to see certain jerkwads on campus when exams roll around. I also have extra time in my exams so if I start having anxiety attacks, I have time to calm down.

I think the main issue for me is with the antidepressants as well. I'm a little reluctant to go on them for a reason I won't mention as it's extremely selfish and because my sex drive goes right down the gurgler. I went off of them a few months ago on doctor's recommendation which puts forward another problem...I'm gonna keep cycling on them. Six months on, six months off, six months on, six months off...

BookstoreEscapee
03-20-2010, 06:15 PM
I think the main issue for me is with the antidepressants as well. I'm a little reluctant to go on them for a reason I won't mention as it's extremely selfish and because my sex drive goes right down the gurgler. I went off of them a few months ago on doctor's recommendation which puts forward another problem...I'm gonna keep cycling on them. Six months on, six months off, six months on, six months off...

How many have you tried? Sometimes it takes some trial and error; and six months might not be enough time to really know if they're doing their job or not.

fireheart
03-21-2010, 12:51 AM
How many have you tried? Sometimes it takes some trial and error; and six months might not be enough time to really know if they're doing their job or not.

One drug, two different brands-one generic, one actual brand-name.

In short, Lexapro. (the generic form is known as escilotapram)

I'm going to ask my doctor about switching me over to something that's not gonna short out my sex drive again.

BookstoreEscapee
03-21-2010, 01:02 AM
One drug, two different brands-one generic, one actual brand-name.

In short, Lexapro. (the generic form is known as escilotapram)

I'm going to ask my doctor about switching me over to something that's not gonna short out my sex drive again.

I think Wellbutrin (bupropion) is not supposed to kill your sex drive. I took Effexor for several years and I don't remember having much of a problem with that. Effexor (venlafaxine) works quicker than some others, though that makes it potentially difficult to get off of, too. (I didn't have too much trouble, but I've read plenty of horror stories.)

fireheart
03-21-2010, 01:31 PM
I think Wellbutrin (bupropion) is not supposed to kill your sex drive. I took Effexor for several years and I don't remember having much of a problem with that. Effexor (venlafaxine) works quicker than some others, though that makes it potentially difficult to get off of, too. (I didn't have too much trouble, but I've read plenty of horror stories.)

Thanks BE. I'll ask about them next week when I go see him.

Magpie
03-22-2010, 12:46 AM
I think the main issue for me is with the antidepressants as well. I'm a little reluctant to go on them for a reason I won't mention as it's extremely selfish and because my sex drive goes right down the gurgler. I went off of them a few months ago on doctor's recommendation which puts forward another problem...I'm gonna keep cycling on them. Six months on, six months off, six months on, six months off...

Please don't cycle them! If you go off of something that works then it might not work when you start them next time. I can sympathise with you not wanting to take the anti-depressants though. Here's hoping that counselling will go well enough that you won't NEED the medication for long!

RetailWorkhorse
03-23-2010, 04:46 PM
Dear Fireheart,

Have you tried herbals, by any chance? I'm on a regiment of ginkgo right now, since the St. John's did nasty stuff to me.

Let us know how it goes,
-RW


Dear Workforce,

I give up, you win. I'm not going to look for work anymore. It's a waste of both your time and my time and if you're not gonna call me anyways then I'm not gonna bother even dealing with you.

No adoration from me,
-RW

Dear Guy On Motorcycle,
....TAKE ME WITH YOU!
-The Nut that keeps dancing around

BookstoreEscapee
03-24-2010, 12:25 AM
Dear Fireheart,

Have you tried herbals, by any chance? I'm on a regiment of ginkgo right now, since the St. John's did nasty stuff to me.

I think St. John's wort can interfere with birth control...just something to consider.

Green_Fairy
03-24-2010, 12:48 AM
I think St. John's wort can interfere with birth control...just something to consider.

antibiotics can, too...fyi

RetailWorkhorse
03-24-2010, 05:07 PM
I think St. John's wort can interfere with birth control...just something to consider.

antibiotics can, too...fyi

I'm male, that's got nothing to do with me. :P

*Ducks bricks*

YIKES!

*Flees*



Dear Kittehs in the Campground,

....WHY DID YOU PUT FLEAS IN MY RV?!

-Da DOG about to chase you down

fireheart
03-25-2010, 11:29 AM
Please don't cycle them! If you go off of something that works then it might not work when you start them next time. I can sympathise with you not wanting to take the anti-depressants though. Here's hoping that counselling will go well enough that you won't NEED the medication for long!

I'm hoping so too. And as for the cycling pattern, it was more like six months on, six months off....it kicked in at about 2-3 weeks in.

Dear Fireheart,

Have you tried herbals, by any chance? I'm on a regiment of ginkgo right now, since the St. John's did nasty stuff to me.

Let us know how it goes,
-RW



On Implanon (although that may eventually be removed depending on how much longer I'll be spotting for) at the moment, which IS birth control, so no, I can't have St. Johns wort. If I went on the Pill, same issue there.
I may be considering SAM-e, but like I said, I'll ask the doc.

CaroPhoenix
03-25-2010, 07:37 PM
Dear peoples of CS,

I am going to be modeling clothing at the Fashion Bug store in my town. It'll be at 2 PM on Saturday, March 27.

Please wish me luck as I've never done anything like this before!

:bounce:
Rummy

AnaKhouri
03-25-2010, 08:37 PM
Dear Rum:

Do your little turn on the catwalk! ON THE CATWALK YEAH! BLUE STEEL!

Have Fun!

Ana

CaroPhoenix
03-25-2010, 11:16 PM
Dear Mr. Rum,

When informed (via e-mail) that your wife is going to be modeling clothing plus getting a 30% discount on her purchases that day afterwards, do not, I repeat DO. NOT. reply back with the words "You forgot about TRU"(*).

Absolutely no love,
:salmon:
Mrs. Rum
--------------------------------------------------
Dear Ana,

Thank you for the encouragement!

Love,
Rummy






*TRU = Toys R Us (Our Saturday was going to be a hodgepodge of going to 3 different places to celebrate Easter with Child Rum, but I decided to be selfish and do a detour of modeling instead of going to TRU).

CaroPhoenix
03-26-2010, 06:28 PM
Dear Big Person in Charge,

Thank you for not moving my husband's office until at least January, 2011!

Hopefully, this can keep being pushed back until either the office has to move, or someone with an actual brain figures out the move is just completely idiotic.

Keeping my fingers crossed,
Rummy

RootedPhoenix
03-27-2010, 01:43 AM
Dear Rummy,

Have fun modeling! YAY Rummy! :D

--RP

Dear world,

I am armed with a ukulele.

FEAR ME. :devil:




..:lol:
--RP

fireheart
03-28-2010, 01:34 PM
Dear world,

I am armed with a ukulele.

FEAR ME. :devil:




..:lol:
--RP

Dear RP,

:spew:

That is all.

Love,
FH.

Dear body,

Please don't be pregnant. I bloody well hope I'm not given that I'm ON the freaking implant and boyfriend and I have barely had sex since then...
(I apologise if it's TMI...just I've been feeling fairly nauseous and tired)

Love,
FH.

Dear work,

If I don't answer my phone, it means that I CANNOT COME INTO WORK. The hours you've given me at the moment are fine.

CaroPhoenix
03-28-2010, 05:02 PM
Dear RP,

I had fun yesterday modeling clothing! I could do it again and again. :D

They even took pictures of me.

Hopefully they'll be seen ... someday ... like when I'm 150. :D

Yay!
Rummy
--------------------------------------
Dear Feets,

Why are you so hurty?

:sad:
Rummy

BookstoreEscapee
03-28-2010, 06:40 PM
Dear RP,

My grandfather played the ukelele.

:D

-be

Becks
03-29-2010, 05:02 PM
"Dear" MOTH,

Quit breaking my stuff. Latest broken items: tweezers and my tape measure. At least you admitted to breaking one of them.

I seriously don't know how much longer I can deal with you.

Not overly fond of you,

--me

Elspeth
03-29-2010, 05:48 PM
Dear Monday, Tuesday, & Wednesday,
Can you please hurry the heck up and get over with. I get Thursday and Friday off. Note: I was suppose to have the whole week off but since we have had more layoffs and I am not a major protion of accounting I have to be here.

Thank you

Dear other part of accounting:
You are a freaking idiot and I would love to harm you with the stick. How is it that I can figure out the accounting system faster then you can? Also why in the freaking hell don't you know this stuff anyway. You scare me and I don't like you. I remember why in the hell I got out of accounting in the first place. and you will not frack up my days off. I would like to take more of them maybe even with the hubby.

Starting a pool on when I get payroll (which I don't want)

Next few weeks schedule,

Please be nice to me. I know I have a lot to do and go to but I believe this counts has having a life.

BarbieGirl
03-29-2010, 05:57 PM
Dear Mirena,

DIAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

hateingly me


Dear RNP,

I'm glad that even though you didn't believe me when I said I had lots of side effects from the mirena you still took it out.

Thanks but I don't think I'll ever go back to you.
Me

trailerparkmedic
03-29-2010, 06:22 PM
Dear Rummy,

Pictures please?

--Someone who wants to live vicariously through others

Dear whoever didn't like their antidepressant,

I second the Effexor recommendation, though I'm not sure if they have it in generic yet or not. Even if you don't like Effexor, don't give up... I was on what felt like a zillion antidepressants before I found one without side effects and it was TOTALLY worth it.

--Someone who understands how much antidepressants suck

Dear School I REALLY Want To Go To,

Please let me know if I'm in or not! Your whole method of updating only a few people at a time online over a week long period is really frustrating for those of us who have no patience.

--Hopeful Future Student

BookstoreEscapee
03-29-2010, 11:54 PM
Dear whoever didn't like their antidepressant,

I second the Effexor recommendation, though I'm not sure if they have it in generic yet or not. Even if you don't like Effexor, don't give up... I was on what felt like a zillion antidepressants before I found one without side effects and it was TOTALLY worth it.

Dear whoever wants to know,

Effexor is available as a generic, but Effexor XR (extended release) is not, yet.

-be

CaroPhoenix
03-30-2010, 11:16 AM
Dear tpm,

I'll go into Fashion Bug next week to see if I can get pictures for my "portfolio". :p

Rummy
-------------------------------------
Dear Window People,

Please call to let me know when peoples are going to be coming to my house to fix my sliding glass door.

I'm tired and need my coffee,
Rummy

fireheart
03-31-2010, 09:22 PM
Dear mother,

How about I make life easier for you and just die OK? No matter how much you'll be grieving, you'll see that your life is easier afterwards. No more daughter who apparaently fakes depression. No more daughter who uses it as an excuse to get out of things. If you want me gone, I'll be gone alright. Because it'll be impossible for me to disown you only-I still love my dad and sister.

CaroPhoenix
04-01-2010, 03:38 AM
Dear FH,

Please don't die.

We will miss you.

Love,
Rummy

PS Been there and still doing that

RootedPhoenix
04-01-2010, 09:47 AM
Dear Rummy and FH,

*big hugs of infiniteness* I love you. Please don't die. :(

My PM box is always open. :)

--RP

RetailWorkhorse
04-02-2010, 11:42 PM
Dear Lady Fate,

Hi. How are you? You know me not, but I need to ask of you a favour. My Ghost status is keeping me from doing the things I need to accomplish in order to gain insight into my dreams. As it stands, I am aimless. Of this, I do not wish to be.

Be so good as drop a sign?

And make it blatant, I'm kinda oblivious. Much appreciation,

-Ar-Dubya

CaroPhoenix
04-03-2010, 02:31 AM
Dear Rummy and FH,

*big hugs of infiniteness* I love you. Please don't die. :(

My PM box is always open. :)

--RP

Dear RP,

Thank you for the offer.

You might get a PM from me someday. :D

--Rummy

RootedPhoenix
04-05-2010, 12:26 PM
dear life,

i hate you.
grrrrrr.
what is it with me and keyboards?

--rp

CaroPhoenix
04-05-2010, 11:17 PM
Dear RP,

Please don't hate life.

As for the keyboards? They are mythically mystical and need to be given offers of compressed air to get rid of the sacrifices of food that have been carelessly offered to it. :D

:hug:
Rummy

Green_Fairy
04-05-2010, 11:51 PM
Dear The Boy,

i know the not wanting of kids is important to you. i know that you're happy with The Child and you want to get the "snip"...but please please please wait a few years! you might change your mind and decide to have the little boy (or girl. but yanno) i want to give you. let's get married as planned, buy a house as planned, and have good jobs as planned...then wait a few more years before you decide to prevent any kids ever. you don't know how much it breaks my heart to think that i'll never be pregnant. i love you and i'd never leave you but...just wait a bit.

love always
GF

Lace Neil Singer
04-07-2010, 02:19 PM
Dear feet,

Please stop being so lazy and going to sleep whenever I tuck you underneath me on my computer chair. Thank you.

CaroPhoenix
04-08-2010, 01:33 AM
Dear Child Rum,

How the frakk did you break the internet? No more computer time on laptop. We're gonna have to get you your own computer.

*le sigh*
Your Momma

RetailWorkhorse
04-08-2010, 05:07 AM
Dear Slacker Internet Radio,

Why did I not find you SOONER? If I ever manage to get a smart-phone, I am TOTALLY getting your app!

-RW

Dear Oomph!,

Love you, you're the reason I'm gonna learn German!

-Fanboy

Dear Korn,

...your main singer's voice appeals to me....why is that?

-A newly converted fanboy

fireheart
04-09-2010, 12:45 PM
Dear body,

I KNOW you worked until 8:30 last night, then had to wake up at 5am to be at work by 6am, but seriously, it won't happen again. Please try and be kind to me :)

Love,
Me.

Dear parents,

I have ordered some information packs from Beyondblue about dealing with someone with depression. Read them.

Love,
me.

Dear work,

Please tell me if you are going to train me to be a supervisor. It's doing my head in at the moment and it was worse when I mentioned my depression, since I was afraid that would exclude me from the position. (legally they can't, but there are two other issues that they need to address in that regard: one is that we need more male supervisors. two is that will I be capable?)

Love,
me.

Dear male coworker,

You are a pervert. No, I don't mean coworker who is my age, I mean coworker who is my sister's age. Keep it up and I'll start calling you Sanji. :p

Love,
me.

RootedPhoenix
04-09-2010, 07:04 PM
Dear CS,

I HAVE A NEW KEYBOARD! yaaaayyyyyy!

I can type stuff till the world ends! *happy merry dances* And! I got a keyboard protector thingy so I can't kill this new shiny! Awesome!

My wallet is sad...But I am HAPPY. :D

--RP

iradney
04-09-2010, 08:32 PM
Dear Future FIL

Please stop talking about farking politics!!!! We are ALL aware of what's going on, and I'm sick of hearing about it, and honestly if we go out for a nice dinner, that is the LAST thing I want to talk about!

And flush after you pee, dammit!

Rads

CaroPhoenix
04-09-2010, 10:00 PM
Dear RP,

Yay for new keyboards!

*dances with you*
Rummy
----------------------------
Dear Rads,

Sounds like your future FIL is related to my husband.

:puke:
Rummy

crazylegs
04-10-2010, 10:31 AM
Dear Rads Future FIL,

To ensure a happy meal there are several things (not inclusive) that shouldn't be mentioned at the table either before, during nor after eating.

Religion
Politics
Sexual Antics
Anything involving bodily fluids of any description (unless your a pathologist at a pathologists meeting, or similar)

I hope this list is of use to you, and if you have any further questions please don't hesitate to ask.

Yours, annoyed

Crazylegs

iradney
04-10-2010, 10:40 AM
Dear CL

Thankfully sex and bodily fluids aren't mentioned, along with religion. But for some reason, he simply has to bring up politics in EVERY.SINGLE.CONVERSATION.
I like him, I do. I just can't handle him in big doses.

Love
Rads

crazylegs
04-10-2010, 10:42 AM
Dear Rads,

Jolly glad to hear it - it was a guidance list after all (stops him from saying "it's not on the list...").

Hope you're well :)

Hugs and Cookies

Crazylegs

RetailWorkhorse
04-10-2010, 11:41 PM
Dear male coworker,

You are a pervert. No, I don't mean coworker who is my age, I mean coworker who is my sister's age. Keep it up and I'll start calling you Sanji. :p

Love,
me.

Dear Fireheart's Male CoWorker,

SANJIIII!!!!! FEEEEED MEEEEEEE!

-RW
AKA Luffy

fireheart
04-11-2010, 09:36 AM
Dear RW,

coworker and I are both One Piece fans. I actually started calling him Sanji one night during a Facebook chat and I was actually stunned when he knew who was I referring to.
In the meantime, we both work in a supermarket. We have bacon-it just needs to be cooked.

Love,
FH.

Dear Internet World,

I have fallen in love with Cracked.com

FEAR ME. :devil:

RetailWorkhorse
04-11-2010, 09:16 PM
Dear Fireheart,

Every day I adore you more. I must locate a ship and sail to Aus so we can go to anime conventions in full One Piece costumes.

Hell, my project trimaran is dubbed Going Merry. xD

-RW
PS feeeeeeed meeeeeeeee.

CaroPhoenix
04-12-2010, 01:23 AM
Dear Slim Bucket in my town,

Why did you have to steal my car magnet? I really liked it!

I can't find another "I played D&D before it was cool" sticker/magnet anywhere.

Now I'm sad.

:cry:
Rummy

BookstoreEscapee
04-12-2010, 01:25 AM
Dear Self,

Finish this paperwork. You want your money back or not?

-self

RootedPhoenix
04-14-2010, 02:46 AM
Dear life,

AAAARRGGHHH.

--RP

Irving Patrick Freleigh
04-14-2010, 02:58 AM
Dear Fireheart:

:love: A woman after my own heart!

What's your favorite article on cracked.com? I'm partial to the top 17 mot unintentionally hilarious propaganda posters right now.

Irv.

fireheart
04-14-2010, 03:41 AM
Dear IPF,

The answer is 10 Most Traumatizing Books for Children.

FH

Becks
04-14-2010, 04:16 PM
Dear Irv,

I thought I owned what was left of your heart.

Pouting,

me

Irving Patrick Freleigh
04-14-2010, 04:38 PM
Dear Becks:

I'm a tad overweight. There's plenty of me to love. :p

And plenty to love others. Including you. :love:

Irv

Becks
04-14-2010, 04:45 PM
Irv,

I'm in the same situation.

:love:

--me

AnaKhouri
04-14-2010, 08:05 PM
Dear swimsuit manufacturers:

Please start making suits that look like the old ones from the 1940's. You know, the ones that will actually cover all the post-baby fat even if they can't hide it.

Thanks,

Ana

Irving Patrick Freleigh
04-14-2010, 09:42 PM
Dear Ken Macha:

Can I interest you in a hunting trip with your doppelganger Dick Cheney?

I mean, it's not like you'll have anything else important to do after July or so.

Irv.

BookstoreEscapee
04-14-2010, 10:28 PM
Dear IPF,

The answer is 10 Most Traumatizing Books for Children.

FH

Dear FH,

I think I posted that one a while back. Love You Forever creeps me out.

-be

Magpie
04-15-2010, 01:07 AM
Dear swimsuit manufacturers:

Please start making suits that look like the old ones from the 1940's. You know, the ones that will actually cover all the post-baby fat even if they can't hide it.

Thanks,

Ana

Dear swimsuit manufacturers:

Please listen to Ana. I really don't want to have to get a two piece like this (http://www.modest-swimwear.net/swimsuitpictures.htm)

Magpie

Magpie
04-16-2010, 10:00 PM
Dear bus driver from last night,

Yes, I was too tired to swing myself around like I did before the bus stopped. That doesn't mean that I did it because I thought you were going to leave me on the bus. I did it for the same reason that I got that tired in the first place - I REFUSE to slow down for these crutches (yes, that's how I got them in the first place). And seriously, have you NEVER had a weekday off? What about before you started driving the bus. Because if you had ridden in rush hour, you'd know that "no one will drive off before you get a chance to leave the bus" isn't a plausible as you think it is.

Magpie

PS Miss? C'mon. I don't look THAT young.

RootedPhoenix
04-19-2010, 02:19 AM
Dear allergy headache/migraine/evil thing inside of my head,

Leave. Now.

I already gave you Gatorade and food and meds and ARRGHHH WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!? JUST GO!!!

:cry::cry::cry:

If you agree to beat it, I'll throw in the....no, no, you get nothing else.

Just leave.
Before I get out the :flame: ...or the :chipper: .

--RP