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Jay 2K Winger
07-27-2008, 08:57 PM
Overheard this gem of a conversation between a coworker and a woman.

BBC -- brain burp customer (NOT the British Broadcasting Corporation)
CW -- Chris, my coworker

BBC: I need some gas.
CW: You can get gas at the gas station outside.
BBC: No, I need to buy some gas.
CW: Right. They can help you at the gas station.
BBC: No, I NEED to BUY some GAS.
CW: ...okay, you can buy some gas at the gas station outside.
BBC: No, you don't understand. I need to buy some gas for my car.
CW: Yes. They can help you at the gas station.
BBC: Oh! You mean I can buy gas at the gas station?
CW: Yes, ma'am.

I swear to god, these people should not be allowed to breed...

Pagan
07-27-2008, 10:56 PM
Makes you wonder just what she thought was sold at a gas station! :eek:

Bright_Star
07-28-2008, 12:17 AM
Maybe she thought she could get gas from buying a can of beans, eating them & farting up a storm so that she could connect her ass to the gas nozzle of her car & away she goes!! "Roll that beautiful bean footage!!"

Irving Patrick Freleigh
07-28-2008, 12:29 AM
Maybe she thought she could get gas from buying a can of beans, eating them & farting up a storm so that she could connect her ass to the gas nozzle of her car & away she goes!! "Roll that beautiful bean footage!!"

http://boortz.com/images/funny/redneck_pics_jet_bike.jpg

Evil Queen
07-28-2008, 12:56 AM
Irv, we don't need to see your VERY white arse! Take it down! :p

blas
07-28-2008, 01:07 AM
Goodman IPF, thus is worse than the time thou snucketh out of the community and got drunketh on Patrone and did the Macarena naked.

Irving Patrick Freleigh
07-28-2008, 09:22 AM
Goodman IPF, thus is worse than the time thou snucketh out of the community and got drunketh on Patrone and did the Macarena naked.

Hey! Don't you dare accuse me of doing the Macarena! :p

Irv, we don't need to see your VERY white arse! Take it down!

Could you please stop thinking about my ass? :p

Besides, that one isn't mine. Mine isn't that big...yet.

DGoddessChardonnay
08-03-2008, 03:01 AM
Irv, you now owe me a new laptop.:roll:

BTW, you're braver than I am . . . . I'd show my ass, but some things are just better left to the imagination.:angel:

Samaliel
08-04-2008, 03:28 PM
Why do I have this very strong impression that it was really a good idea to disable images in my browser settings while reading this board at work ?

crazylegs
08-04-2008, 04:39 PM
I swear to god, these people should not be allowed to breath...

There, fixed it for ya! :D

Jay 2K Winger
08-04-2008, 06:14 PM
There, fixed it for ya! :D

I stand by what I originally said. Sure, stopping them from breathing my solve the immediate problem... but these people procreate, and create MORE of them.