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Irving Patrick Freleigh
10-04-2008, 09:24 AM
Just got down to the floor from punching in yesterday when I got flagged down for help by this local MENSA member:

Customer: Where are the swimsuits?
Me: Mens or womens?
Customer: What's the difference? I wanna swimsuit!
Me: :eek::help::runaway::cry:

Guess that's what I get for asking.

Becks
10-04-2008, 05:31 PM
Holy biscuit. :lol:

crazylegs
10-04-2008, 06:56 PM
Me: Mens or womens?
Customer: What's the difference? I wanna swimsuit!

With stupidity like this I no longer worry about what state the world is in, the stupid will kill us all long before the planet is uninhabitable...

Irving Patrick Freleigh
10-04-2008, 10:11 PM
He was male.

Perhaps he's related to the big, muscle-y guy who the apparel people say wears bras under his shirts...nah, I best not go there. :brainbleach:

CaroPhoenix
10-05-2008, 12:09 AM
Wait a minute ... big muscle-y guys wear bras under their clothing?

I .. er .. . I think my brain broke. :cry:

Anriana
10-05-2008, 12:43 AM
I usually wear boys' trunks and women's tops, but I'm not sure why a male wouldn't care.

Evil Queen
10-05-2008, 01:09 AM
Thank you Irv. Your mental pictures have given me goosebumps.

SG15Z
10-05-2008, 05:35 AM
Dear lord. My mind! Thanks Irv! I finally get over the whole girly man asking me if I wanted to get a sex change event (never before have I used so much brain bleach), and you go and ruin it. Now I have to bleach my brain all over again!

:brainbleach:

edible_hat
10-05-2008, 09:58 AM
I prefer to wear men's trunks and go topless. :D

Evil Queen
10-05-2008, 06:11 PM
I prefer to wear men's trunks and go topless. :D

I can do one better; I prefer going nude. :angel:

Broomjockey
10-05-2008, 06:41 PM
I can do one better; I prefer going nude. :angel:

*reading along...reading...reads this: brain full stop* *ponders visual*

Irving Patrick Freleigh
10-05-2008, 06:49 PM
I can do one better; I prefer going nude. :angel:

Dare I say it? Dare I? Dare I?

I dare!

http://www.curevents.com/vb/images/smilies/worth.gif

crazylegs
10-05-2008, 08:55 PM
I can do one better; I prefer going nude. :angel:

I can say nothing that hasn't already been said (but I'll echo it! :p)