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Saydrah
11-10-2008, 07:45 PM
We have a stalker thread already, so why not?

Direct (SFW) innuendo at your CSer of choice in this thread.

Before we get started, a few things:

*folds EQ's pants and puts them in the closet, hands her a coat check ticket* Oh, hush, you know you wouldn't have been keeping these longer than 5 minutes in this thread, and then you'd just lose them and have to borrow somebody else's before you go back into the non-pervy section of the boards.

*sets out some muffins on a table for all* Because innuendo makes you hungry!

*hands Broomjockey a giant inflatable hammer* Just because.

*grabs RW's leash and hands it to Sheldon*

Smiley, you're bringing the Mormons, right? And Fenrus?

Oh, and Minister Jester, there's a full bar over to that side of the room. You're welcome to bless anyone with beer if you like.

Jester
11-10-2008, 08:03 PM
Why limit the blessings to beer drinkers? I would assume you would have a fully stocked bar. :cheers: :drink:

Saydrah
11-10-2008, 08:07 PM
Are you Minister of the Mixed Drinks Church also now?

smileyeagle1021
11-10-2008, 08:19 PM
well Saydrah, I'll bring Fenrus whether or not he's willing :D and hey, Jester got any Choclatinis ready?

Oh and the Mormons... sure, I'll tell them I'm inviting them over for Family Home Evening... I'm sure they'll fall for it :devil:

Saydrah
11-10-2008, 08:23 PM
Choclatinis

Oh HELLS yes. How did you know my biggest weakness?

CaroPhoenix
11-10-2008, 08:26 PM
Choclatinis

OoO! My weakness too! Woohoo!

monolayth
11-10-2008, 09:39 PM
*stands there waiting for bunny and snaps to comment*

dodedoodedo.........

*looks at clock*

fireheart
11-10-2008, 09:40 PM
*strips off pants* ahh....nice and breezy. :p

RayvenQ
11-10-2008, 09:41 PM
*Hands EQ a Type I (for Innuendo) Spade so she can dig herself out of all the inuendo she'll end up buried in from me*

Broomjockey
11-10-2008, 10:16 PM
*takes the inflatable hammer and goes around whacking with it* :angel:

RayvenQ
11-10-2008, 10:20 PM
*takes the inflatable hammer and goes around whacking with it* :angel:

'Ey! Mind where you're swinging that around!



:lol:

Broomjockey
11-10-2008, 10:24 PM
You don't like where I'm swinging my thing? :lol:

Saydrah
11-10-2008, 10:25 PM
Rayven, it's not even 5:00 and you're already getting hammered?

RayvenQ
11-10-2008, 10:27 PM
You don't like where I'm swinging my thing? :lol:

All I'm saying is just watch where you swing it, that's all, far be it from me to stop you swinging it if you want to, just be careful, you might break it.


:lol:

Rayven, it's not even 5:00 and you're already getting hammered?

23:30 for me so I'm already way ahead of you :p

Broomjockey
11-10-2008, 10:36 PM
All I'm saying is just watch where you swing it, that's all, far be it from me to stop you swinging it if you want to, just be careful, you might break it.

It's inflatable! ...

...

It gets bigger when you blow it! *snicker*

*ahem*Sorry.

RayvenQ
11-10-2008, 10:37 PM
Yeah but if it gets blown too much there's a risk of premature explosion.

:lol:

Saydrah
11-10-2008, 10:42 PM
Can't have that. Lord knows nobody wants to see Broomjockey's hammer splatter everywhere!

Broomjockey
11-10-2008, 10:48 PM
Hmm. No. Wouldn't want that. *deflates the hammer and stuffs it back in pants*

Saydrah
11-10-2008, 10:52 PM
Best look out, when EQ shows up she'll be reaching in there for the hammer, I'll bet.

RayvenQ
11-10-2008, 10:54 PM
Just make sure she doesn't pull on the emergency inflation cord will you, could have someones eye out.

Broomjockey
11-10-2008, 10:57 PM
Well I'll just take the risk that EQ goes for it. :p

RayvenQ
11-10-2008, 10:58 PM
It's a pity she's not here to beat the crap out of us defend herself.

Irving Patrick Freleigh
11-10-2008, 11:00 PM
It gets bigger when you blow it! *snicker*



Very nice, now put the balloons away now Broom. ;)

Broomjockey
11-10-2008, 11:17 PM
you're just jealous because mine's bigger. :p You shoulda asked the clown for a giraffe rather than a poodle

Saydrah
11-10-2008, 11:17 PM
Eek.

*hides*

I have a phobia of those balloons.

Broomjockey
11-10-2008, 11:19 PM
The evil side of me wants to chase you with it...

the good side of me wants to pop it with a prick

CaroPhoenix
11-10-2008, 11:20 PM
Broom - you're popping things with my brothers-in-law? Wow! They must be sharper than I originally thought!

Ahem ...

Saydrah
11-10-2008, 11:28 PM
Broomjockey, are you threatening inanimate objects with your prick again?

Broomjockey
11-10-2008, 11:31 PM
Broomjockey, are you threatening inanimate objects with your prick again?

>_>
<_<
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe
Last time I threatened an animate one, she just laughed.

Irving Patrick Freleigh
11-10-2008, 11:34 PM
you're just jealous because mine's bigger. :p You shoulda asked the clown for a giraffe rather than a poodle

He gave me a dachshund. Get it right!

Evil Queen
11-10-2008, 11:38 PM
*folds EQ's pants and puts them in the closet, hands her a coat check ticket* Oh, hush, you know you wouldn't have been keeping these longer than 5 minutes in this thread, and then you'd just lose them and have to borrow somebody else's before you go back into the non-pervy section of the boards.


You know me so well! :love:

I brought boozed up Rice Crispy treats!

Wow Broom! Your hammer is so big!

Irving Patrick Freleigh
11-10-2008, 11:40 PM
mmmmmmBoooooooooz nomnomnom

Saydrah
11-10-2008, 11:41 PM
He gave me a dachshund. Get it right!

Hey, quit playing with your weiner!

Lil Bunny
11-10-2008, 11:41 PM
*stands there waiting for bunny and snaps to comment*

dodedoodedo.........

*looks at clock*

*RUNS in grabbing LT by the shoulders and plants her face right between her awesome jubblies and blows a raspberry just because it's freeken FUN!! then runs off into the distance to read the rest of the thread*

Evil Queen
11-10-2008, 11:42 PM
Irv's a lol-cat. :D

RayvenQ
11-10-2008, 11:42 PM
You know me so well! :love:

I brought boozed up Rice Crispy treats!

Wow Broom! Your hammer is so big!

*Breaks into song*

So they say Captain Hammer's become a crusader, politically cleaning up the streets

'bout time.

Evil Queen
11-10-2008, 11:46 PM
Thank you Hammer Man.

So who's ready to get down and dirty? :devil:

CaroPhoenix
11-10-2008, 11:48 PM
Can I be one of the really creepy stalker girls from that video blog? Please????

Evil Queen
11-10-2008, 11:49 PM
YESSSSSSS!

But you have to wear a pirate hat and take off those pants!

RayvenQ
11-10-2008, 11:51 PM
Can I be one of the really creepy stalker girls from that video blog? Please????

Only one of them is actually Creepy, so much so she even creeps out the other two.

*sings some more*

This is so nice
I just might sleep with the same girl twice
They say it’s better the second time
They say you get to do the weird stuff
*Insert Pop Up Groupies*

we do the weird stuff

Time for a costume change

*sings more this time as Dr Horrible*.

Here lies everything
The world I wanted at my feet
My victory’s complete
So hail to the king

Everything you ever

Arise and see
So your world’s benign
So you think justice has a voice and we all have a choice
Well now your world is mine

Everything you ever

And I am fine…

Now the nightmare’s real
Now dr. horrible is here to make you quake with fear
To make the whole world kneel

Everything you ever

And I wont feel … a thing

Evil Queen
11-10-2008, 11:52 PM
When did our panty party turn into a Dr Horrible Karaoke night? :D

*picks up a mic*

Laundry day
See you there
Underthings
Tumbling

Want to say
Love your hair
Here I go
Mumbling.

Irving Patrick Freleigh
11-10-2008, 11:53 PM
Thank you Hammer Man.


STOP!

HAMMER TIME!

do do do do...doo do..do dooo Can't touch this...

CaroPhoenix
11-10-2008, 11:54 PM
YESSSSSSS!

But you have to wear a pirate hat and take off those pants!

YAY!! I get to be a stalker girl!!! :party:

*puts on pirate hat & takes off her pants* Woohoo!

Irving Patrick Freleigh
11-10-2008, 11:55 PM
Anybody else get the feeling this one's going to turn into a hundred-page monster?

I'm not complaining, mind you.

Evil Queen
11-10-2008, 11:57 PM
STOP!

HAMMER TIME!

do do do do...doo do..do dooo Can't touch this...

You did it now buddy. :D

Aahhh Can't touch me, can't touch me
Just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue

monolayth
11-10-2008, 11:58 PM
yet another day......

Evil Queen
11-10-2008, 11:59 PM
Yay! Mono!

Show off those nice panties and we'll have a pillow fight! :D

Broomjockey
11-10-2008, 11:59 PM
I want a pirate hat! *pouts*

Irving Patrick Freleigh
11-11-2008, 12:00 AM
*does MC Hammer dance in his ginormously baggy Hammer pants*

*gets head caught in said ginormously baggy Hammer pants*

*tries to escape ginormously baggy Hammer pants*

*falls off stage*

*ginormously baggy Hammer pants rip and fall off*

*my lucky rocketship underpants have failed me* :o

Lil Bunny
11-11-2008, 12:03 AM
Yay! Mono!

Show off those nice panties and we'll have a pillow fight! :D

Nice panties hell...Did you miss my post?????

Err I mean, hey...nice shoes. :eyewaggle:

monolayth
11-11-2008, 12:04 AM
i did buy some nice stripey ones the other day........

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 12:05 AM
PANTIES!

*attacks Bunny with a pillow*

http://www.designstitch.com/clip9/alm150.gif

monolayth
11-11-2008, 12:09 AM
*runs*

no bunny they are NOT pillows, and you can't throw them!

Lil Bunny
11-11-2008, 12:10 AM
Ok you guys are lucky I have my lucky pink w/heart undies on.

ATTACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkk

http://znakomi.com/4user/Rose4mmm/Misc/pillow%20fight.gif

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 12:17 AM
Wheeeeee!

*thwacks*

monolayth
11-11-2008, 12:17 AM
*grabs a marker and attempts to draw on bunny's tatoos*

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 12:20 AM
*films*

I think the others have missed some of the fun..... And here I thought it was every guy's fantasy to watch a bunch of girls have a pillow fight.

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 12:21 AM
We're watching... *throws more pillows in*

RayvenQ
11-11-2008, 12:28 AM
*streaks through the building, wearing only a novelty frog to conceal his bits*

Lil Bunny
11-11-2008, 12:30 AM
Oh look, a huge bay window and it's getting so warm in here. Perhaps I should take my shirt off over there.

Wait, that's the "So you want to be in a horror movie" thread isn't it?

*goes back to smacking the feathers out of Mono and EQ*

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 12:41 AM
*thwacks Mono with a pillow*

Holy jumpin' frogs! Rayven, what'd you do to that poor froggie?

*gets thwacked with a pillow while distracted*

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 12:44 AM
*streaks through the building, wearing only a novelty frog to conceal his bits*

*steals the frog and throws it at EQ*

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 12:45 AM
*catches Froggie*

Pantied Keep Away!

*tosses Froggie to Bunny*

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 12:46 AM
Wait, "pantied keep away" or "panties keep away", 'cause I like the sound of the second one...

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 12:47 AM
Pantied but since the froggie is technically Rayven's panties.... :whistle:

lupo pazzesco
11-11-2008, 12:49 AM
Er...what the hell has EQ dragged me in here for...?

Oh, right!! Blackmail!! <Starts snapping photos of all the bits and pieces flying around>

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 12:49 AM
*plays keep away with EQ's panties* :p

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 12:50 AM
*plays keep away with EQ's panties* :p

:eek:

*models*

:eyewaggle:

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 12:51 AM
*catcalls and hollers and waves*

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 12:52 AM
Is anyone else cold? :o

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 12:53 AM
I am. My feet are *freezing*

lupo pazzesco
11-11-2008, 12:54 AM
Don't worry, EQ, I shut the A/C off on my way in here.

But...y'know, the best way to warm up is by sharing body heat.

I'm just sayin...scientifically speaking an' schtuff...

:eyewaggle:

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 12:54 AM
Ya know, Lupo has purple panties!

*steals Lupo's pants*

RayvenQ
11-11-2008, 12:55 AM
*catches Froggie*

Pantied Keep Away!

*tosses Froggie to Bunny*

*Chases EQ*

'ey, gimme back my frog.

lupo pazzesco
11-11-2008, 12:55 AM
Halt!!! Purple Panty Purloiner!!! Feel my wrath!!!

Give 'em back, they're the only pair I have left that go with my sparkly purple bra!!

<chases EQ>

ETA: And why is it always the PURPLE ones...why does no one want my black panties. Or blue, or green, or lacy, or...

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 12:56 AM
*runs from Lupo and Rayven*

Eeeeekkk!

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 12:57 AM
*steals Lupo's lacy underthingys*

Hey EQ! I've got a quilt! Wanna share?

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 12:57 AM
Why Broom, you sly dog you. :eyewaggle:

lupo pazzesco
11-11-2008, 12:57 AM
Nnnnnooooooooooooo!!! Not the laces!!

Crap, who to chase, now?!?!

Hey RayvenQ, if you catch EQ, can you get my panties back from her while I hunt down Broomjockey?!?

RayvenQ
11-11-2008, 12:58 AM
Depends, what do I get to do to her after I catch her :devil:

monolayth
11-11-2008, 12:58 AM
*finds a stash of throw pillows*

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

*starts throwing pillows blindly*


I shall hit everyone!

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 12:59 AM
Eeeekkkk!

*runs away from Rayven*

nooo! It's my treasure!!!

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 12:59 AM
Why Broom, you sly dog you. :eyewaggle:

Well, I try. ;)

*uses the quilt to protect from thrown pillows*

lupo pazzesco
11-11-2008, 12:59 AM
Whatever your devious heart desires, Rayven... :eyewaggle:

<proceeds to hunt Broomjockey to recover her lost lacy underthings>

lupo pazzesco
11-11-2008, 01:00 AM
<gets distracted by flying pillows and starts throwing them back> Whhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 01:01 AM
<proceeds to hunt Broomjockey to recover her lost lacy underthings>

*is cornered, then stuffs them in a front pocket* ha! Now what?! :p

RayvenQ
11-11-2008, 01:01 AM
*Hides then jumps out on EQ, throwing the panties clear, begins to attempt to tickle EQ to death*

Lup, quick, pull the Emergency Inflation Cord for Brooms Hammer!

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 01:01 AM
*yelps* Broom, stay away from Rayven and Lupo! They want my treasures!

lupo pazzesco
11-11-2008, 01:02 AM
<grin> You don't know me that well, do you? :D

<Yanks Broom over by belt loop and starts digging>

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 01:03 AM
*Hides then jumps out on EQ, throwing the panties clear, begins to attempt to tickle EQ to death*

*yelps and gets squished*

Help! help! GAAAAAhh! No! Not the tickles!

GAH! :lol:

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 01:03 AM
GAH! Hands in naughty places! AAAHHH!!!!

You're supposed to buy someone DINNER before you do that!

monolayth
11-11-2008, 01:04 AM
*gets hit in the chest*

oofph.......

*falls over*

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 01:04 AM
<grin> You don't know me that well, do you? :D

<Yanks Broom over by belt loop and starts digging>

First melons, now Brooms? :lol:

RayvenQ
11-11-2008, 01:05 AM
*yelps and gets squished*

Help! help! GAAAAAhh! No! Not the tickles!

GAH! :lol:

*Pins EQ and tickles more*

Wait, if I'm pinning you down, what is it that's tickling you? :devil: :roll:

lupo pazzesco
11-11-2008, 01:05 AM
Oh, fine, here...<Sticks an apple in Broom's mouth>

Now hush, whilst I concentrate on my search...

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 01:05 AM
First melons, now Brooms? :lol:

She's poaching on your turf! Do something! :lol:

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 01:06 AM
*Pins EQ and tickles more*

Wait, if I'm pinning you down, what is it that's tickling you? :devil: :roll:

:eek:

Meow.

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 01:06 AM
Oh, fine, here...<Sticks an apple in Broom's mouth>


murfflemumbmrrlf. (A little more to the left)

lupo pazzesco
11-11-2008, 01:07 AM
She's poaching on your turf! Do something! :lol:

But...EQ and I are friends. And don't friends share...? Besides, I think Rayven has her occupied... :D

fireheart
11-11-2008, 01:08 AM
*finds Brooms hammer for lupo and pulls it out* :angel:

Oooh Broom, nice big hammer!

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 01:08 AM
She's poaching on your turf! Do something! :lol:

I'm kinda... pinned.... help me out here!

*attempts to tickle back*

lupo pazzesco
11-11-2008, 01:09 AM
SUCCESS!!! <Retrieves her panties and attempts to flee before getting hammered! :p>

monolayth
11-11-2008, 01:10 AM
*rolls around laughing at EQ*

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 01:10 AM
Lupo, quick! Put your panties back on before someone steals them again!

And make sure your pretty purple bra is attached properly!

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 01:10 AM
But...EQ and I are friends. And don't friends share...? Besides, I think Rayven has her occupied... :D

Share? More like swapping. Honestly, I figured I'd have more problems being passed around like that :eyewaggle:

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 01:12 AM
*pulls out the hammer and beats rayven*

RayvenQ
11-11-2008, 01:12 AM
Lupo, quick! Pur your panties back on before someone steals them again!

And make sure your pretty purple bra is attached properly!

*continues tickling, himself being totally untickleable, tickles EQ for Critical lol's*

*fails to notice the inflatable hammer bouncing off him and back into Brooms face*

Tis the risk you take with inflatables.

lupo pazzesco
11-11-2008, 01:12 AM
<Does as EQ said with the retrieved lacy panties and bra adjusting>

And speaking of bras...

<snatches EQ's red bra off> I'm holding this hostage until you give me back my purple panties!!!!

<Runs...and trips on Mono as she's rolling around laughing> Gyaaaaahhh!!!

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 01:12 AM
Gah! Torture! No Tortures The Evil Queen~!

*laughs, wiggles, all the fun stuff*

monolayth
11-11-2008, 01:14 AM
*pulls out the burlesque costumes*

lets have fun here shall we?

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 01:14 AM
And speaking of bras...

<snatches EQ's red bra off> I'm holding this hostage until you give me back my purple panties!!!!

:eek:

Holy snafu, I has no bra!

:D

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 01:15 AM
wiggles, all the fun stuff*

Yay wiggling! :D

*gets out something heavier to whack rayven with....a mackrel!*

flyinghi
11-11-2008, 01:15 AM
i LOVE THIS THREAD

just thought I'd mention that

lupo pazzesco
11-11-2008, 01:15 AM
<has hit her head after tripping and is dizzy!!> @_@

Oooh, shiny clotheses...I wants to wear....

RayvenQ
11-11-2008, 01:15 AM
:eek:

Holy snafu, I has no bra!

:D

*Raises his hands in celebration, only to realise he's no longer pinning EQ* Twas worth the view though :lol:

Yay wiggling! :D

*gets out something heavier to whack rayven with....a mackrel!*

*Begins an Eroll Flynn-eqsue swordfight with Broom, Broom Wielding a Mackrel, Rayven with....a Herring!! *Jarring Crash*

monolayth
11-11-2008, 01:15 AM
*finds pasties with tassels for EQ*

:D

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 01:16 AM
:eek:

Holy snafu, I has no bra!

:D

WOOHOO!!! *takes pics*

monolayth
11-11-2008, 01:17 AM
*throws something covered in rinestones at Lupo's head*

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 01:17 AM
*Begins an Eroll Flynn-eqsue swordfight with Broom, Broom Wielding a Mackrel, Rayven with....a Herring!! *Jarring Crash*

*gets hit after being distracted by EQ's lack of bra*

lupo pazzesco
11-11-2008, 01:19 AM
ooh, rhinestones!! Sparkley!!

er...it's all straps and knots...how does I put it on...? Confuzzled... and where does THIS bit go?!?!

<gets distracted by the fish fight> oooh...fight fight fight!!!

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 01:19 AM
Woohoo! Free!

*pounces on Rayven and tickles*

RayvenQ
11-11-2008, 01:20 AM
*Dumps some ice cubes down EQ's remaining clothing, if any*

*then feigns ticklishness when pounced on*

monolayth
11-11-2008, 01:37 AM
*runs over and dresses lupo*

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 01:37 AM
*gets hit after being distracted by EQ's lack of bra*

*bounces*

*until Rayven drops the ice down her cleavage*

GAAAHHH!

:runaway:

Lil Bunny
11-11-2008, 01:38 AM
LOL Lupo, you WOULD ask our costumer that wouldn't you?

*runs and tackles Mono and Lupo*

SCORE TWO FOR ONE!!!!! *dances*

Pedersen
11-11-2008, 01:38 AM
*sneaks in and starts practicing his photography.*

Lessee, Broom's fish fight needs fast exposure speeds. And EQ's ticklefight... whoa, I didn't know she could bend that way! Thank god for digital! :D

RayvenQ
11-11-2008, 01:38 AM
*bounces*

*until Rayven drops the ice down her cleavage*

GAAAHHH!

:runaway:

I'll get it

*does a mock preparing to leap pose*

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 01:39 AM
And EQ's ticklefight... whoa, I didn't know she could bend that way! Thank god for digital! :D

:D Yoga helps.

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 01:39 AM
*bounces*
*glee*
*until Rayven drops the ice down her cleavage*

GAAAHHH!

:runaway:

aww *smacks Rayven for making the bouncing stop*

monolayth
11-11-2008, 01:40 AM
*grabs bunny's hair*

woman!

*puts her in the sally outfit*

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 01:41 AM
Hey girls, I found a couple mini trampolines!

:bounce:

RayvenQ
11-11-2008, 01:41 AM
*Rescues the ice from certain doom meltdown*

monolayth
11-11-2008, 01:41 AM
no! ill knock myself out!

*runs away from trampolene*

Lil Bunny
11-11-2008, 01:42 AM
Tee hee does this mean I can wear leiderhosen on the trampoline??

SWEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

monolayth
11-11-2008, 01:43 AM
yes you may


*points and laughs at bunny's sparkly butt*

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 01:44 AM
Come on guys! Bounce with me!

*jumps on trampoline*

....has anyone seen my bra?

RayvenQ
11-11-2008, 01:44 AM
I would join you on the trampoline but, I could have someone's eye out. :devil:

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 01:44 AM
Girls on trampolines?!! THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER!

monolayth
11-11-2008, 01:45 AM
*runs over and places pasties with tassels on EQ*

no need for bra!

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 01:45 AM
Come on guys! Bounce with me!

*jumps on trampoline*

....has anyone seen my bra?

*tucks something mysteriously resembling a double-barreled slingshot in his pocket* Nope! Haven't seen it! *joins in the bouncing*

Anyone else note I am the only fully clothed one in this thread?

RayvenQ
11-11-2008, 01:46 AM
*me retrieves frog, puts it back on and joins the girls on the trampoline* :D

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 01:46 AM
Pedersen, you need to put a new sd card in that camera. :D

monolayth
11-11-2008, 01:46 AM
*evil grin*

oh really?

*tackles boom and places him in a jessica rabbit outfit*

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 01:48 AM
*tackles boom and places him in a jessica rabbit outfit*

Whew. Dodged a bullet there. I so don't have the legs for that. Hair like a wookie

monolayth
11-11-2008, 01:49 AM
*curses*

*runs after BROOM with a white monroe dress*

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 01:49 AM
*runs over and places pasties with tassels on EQ*

no need for bra!

Oooo!

*tries to make the tassels go in circles*

Pedersen
11-11-2008, 01:49 AM
Anyone else note I am the only fully clothed one in this thread?

Hey, you're not the only fully clothed one. I'm just taking pictures to commemorate the event. And what an event it is.

Hey! Hey! EQ's not allowed those pasties and tassels either! Get them off her!

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 01:50 AM
*curses*

*runs after BROOM with a white monroe dress*

See, now I could almost pull that off. *takes out his Monroe wig and dances, and sings breathily*

monolayth
11-11-2008, 01:50 AM
*gets distracted by EQ*

no honey this is how you do it

*shows her how*

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 01:51 AM
No! My tassels! See? I can use them!

*twirls tassels from her boobies*

RayvenQ
11-11-2008, 01:52 AM
Oooo!

*tries to make the tassels go in circles*

Need a hand?...or two :devil: :lol:

monolayth
11-11-2008, 01:52 AM
*looks around to see who else to costume*

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 01:53 AM
...can I have something to... hide my...lack of bush? :angel:

monolayth
11-11-2008, 01:54 AM
*finds rinestoned tutu*

here!

monolayth
11-11-2008, 01:55 AM
just be careful if you tug just right the whole thing unsnaps.

Pedersen
11-11-2008, 01:56 AM
...can I have something to... hide my...lack of bush? :angel:

*sets the camera down, and uses the only thing he can think of to help cover that up: bare hands.*

Not to worry, I'll help keep people from finding out, really.

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 01:56 AM
...can I have something to... hide my...lack of bush? :angel:

o_O whooaaahooaa hoaaaa!

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 01:56 AM
....This is because I lost that bet a while back, isn't it?

Can I have something more revealing? Like... a fig leaf or something?

RayvenQ
11-11-2008, 01:57 AM
....This is because I lost that bet a while back, isn't it?

Can I have something more revealing? Like... a fig leaf or something?

*gets EQ a shrubbery to hider herself with*

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 01:57 AM
*sets the camera down, and uses the only thing he can think of to help cover that up: bare hands.*

Not to worry, I'll help keep people from finding out, really.

This is awesome! I feel like I'm at my first Rocky Horror event! :angel:

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 02:00 AM
Can I have something more revealing? Like... a fig leaf or something?

*hands a tea leaf*
Howzzat?

Lil Bunny
11-11-2008, 02:00 AM
*Bounces away in her leiderhosen and floofy skirt.*

Dood, we never did get the bra right for this thing did we?

Where the hell is Raps? I bet he'd be cute in the Hong Kong Garden outfit.

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 02:01 AM
*hands a tea leaf*
Howzzat?

LMAO! :lol:

Oh my god, Bunny! Raps totally needs to be in on this! :roll:

monolayth
11-11-2008, 02:02 AM
oh bunny your so lucky i was not drinking anything


i have that image in my head and its going to stay there!

monolayth
11-11-2008, 02:03 AM
*rips off bunny's skirt*

RayvenQ
11-11-2008, 02:03 AM
Well sorry to dissapoint you all but I'm going to bed, as much as I enjoy what's going on...it's 3am :(

Lil Bunny
11-11-2008, 02:03 AM
*Snickers* And the best? Everytime PKI does that now, you're going to be picturing furry moobs jiggling around.

*evil laughter*

fireheart
11-11-2008, 02:03 AM
*pounces on Broom and strips him naked*

There, now broom joins the rest of us...

As for me...

*strips down to bra and panties and joins the others on the trampolines*

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 02:04 AM
Goodnight Fluffy!

Come back and... see... us sometime! :devil:

Lil Bunny
11-11-2008, 02:04 AM
HEY give that back!!!

*yoinks on Mono's bra*

Oops? Free the girls!

monolayth
11-11-2008, 02:04 AM
wacha talking about i am still dressed?

lupo pazzesco
11-11-2008, 02:04 AM
Ha!! The site finally came back up for me!!

Now what did I miss...aside from nekkid peeps on trampolines...?

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 02:05 AM
Hey! Teh Broom is mine!

*pounces on Broom and snuggles*

monolayth
11-11-2008, 02:05 AM
bunny just beacuse you can wear it as a hat does not mean you get to play with it.

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 02:05 AM
Ha!! The site finally came back up for me!!

Now what did I miss...aside from nekkid peeps on trampolines...?

A lot fo the fun stuff, but we're filming it now. :angel:

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 02:06 AM
Hey! Teh Broom is mine!

*pounces on Broom and snuggles*

Uses EQ to cover up

Lil Bunny
11-11-2008, 02:06 AM
Awwwww ur no fun!!

monolayth
11-11-2008, 02:06 AM
*snaps bunnys straps*

ill hamhock you!

RayvenQ
11-11-2008, 02:06 AM
Goodnight Fluffy!

Come back and... see... us sometime! :devil:

I will, here's a joke before I go (albeit not far from the mark)

What has 128 teeth and hold back the incredible hulk?









My Zip

:lol:

Pedersen
11-11-2008, 02:07 AM
goes back to the camera, then, since EQ now has a tea leaf and is attacking Broom.

Legs like a wookie, eh, Broom? Wonder what Lucas will pay for pics of wookies that he wouldn't have to costume for whatever he's doing next... :)

lupo pazzesco
11-11-2008, 02:07 AM
oh, ok, as long as there's film at 11! :p

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 02:07 AM
Uses EQ to cover up

Hello Sexy Beastie! :p

Lil Bunny
11-11-2008, 02:08 AM
Ya know Snaps is soooo missing out right now.

monolayth
11-11-2008, 02:08 AM
just wait for dispatch

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 02:08 AM
Ya know Snaps is soooo missing out right now.

I guess Snaps will just have to watch the movie too!

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 02:09 AM
Hello Sexy Beastie! :p

hi lady! :angel:

monolayth
11-11-2008, 02:10 AM
*throws handcuffs to EQ*

fireheart
11-11-2008, 02:10 AM
Hey EQ can we make a Broom sandwich? :angel:

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 02:11 AM
*rubs on Broom*

Hopefully you won't give me splinters! :lol:

Lil Bunny
11-11-2008, 02:11 AM
*Watches EQ and Broom* Bow chica bow wow

Heh see we need snaps for her camera. Seriously!

monolayth
11-11-2008, 02:12 AM
what so she can post this on myspace?

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 02:12 AM
*throws handcuffs to EQ*

ooooooooaaaahhaaahaaa....

bwaaaahaaaahaaahaaa!

*handcuffs Broom and snuggles again*

I promise, no torture you won't like.

The safeword's "banana". :D

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 02:12 AM
*rubs on Broom*

Hopefully you won't give me splinters! :lol:

>_>
<_<
*refrains from *got wood* joke.

I'm up for the sandwich idea...:angel:

monolayth
11-11-2008, 02:13 AM
*gives bunny a hula hoop*

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 02:13 AM
Broom, You can be the filling. :p

lupo pazzesco
11-11-2008, 02:13 AM
huh.

this has turned into quite a spectator sport!! Rather enjoying just watching. Didn't realize I was a voyeur. :D

monolayth
11-11-2008, 02:13 AM
*starts throwing random props around the room*

blas
11-11-2008, 02:14 AM
Anyone want a nice, hot, trembling weenie?

Lil Bunny
11-11-2008, 02:14 AM
*sigh* But it doesn't light on fire yet *whines* :cry:

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 02:14 AM
Broom, You can be the filling. :p

diiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrtyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 02:14 AM
huh.

this has turned into quite a spectator sport!! Rather enjoying just watching. Didn't realize I was a voyeur. :D

It gets better!

Mono gave me a can of whipped cream. :devil:

fireheart
11-11-2008, 02:15 AM
*snuggles up to Broom* Hehe, broom sandwich! :angel:

*strips off bra and smushes breasts against Broom's back*

lupo pazzesco
11-11-2008, 02:15 AM
This just means we're going to have to pay the maids extra in the morning...

monolayth
11-11-2008, 02:15 AM
*rolls eyes at bunny*

*gives bunny her sword*

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 02:16 AM
*strips off bra and smushes breasts against Broom's back*

Teehee.... does this mean I have the front? :angel:

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 02:16 AM
*strips off bra and smushes breasts against Broom's back*

careful, I'm cold. :D

Lil Bunny
11-11-2008, 02:16 AM
YAY FIRE SWORD!

Ok now I just need 90 proof alcohol, a few small wicks, a willing participant and we have a kick assed nekked fire floor show.

Oh and some wet cloths just in case. No burning the naughty bits now.

monolayth
11-11-2008, 02:17 AM
*pulls curtians around the sandwich*

move along people, the video will be out next tuesday.

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 02:17 AM
*pulls curtians around the sandwich*

move along people, the video will be out next tuesday.

What about the blooper reel??

monolayth
11-11-2008, 02:18 AM
*pulls rossi out of the closet*

*kicks rossi, do your thing*

there happy?

(rossi=bunny's fire safety)

monolayth
11-11-2008, 02:18 AM
honey we are the blooper reel!

Lil Bunny
11-11-2008, 02:19 AM
He's too furry to do fire play on. Hmmm can I call DH to do fire safety? He'd have fun watching. ;)

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 02:19 AM
yay! A bigger audience!

*yelps*

Broom! Did you just pinch me?!

monolayth
11-11-2008, 02:20 AM
*drags rossi and shoves him back in the closet*

ok, but only because your hubby is awesome.

Lil Bunny
11-11-2008, 02:20 AM
Well she started the thread, where the hell did Saydrah go/

lupo pazzesco
11-11-2008, 02:20 AM
well, as much as I love fire...

Lupo must call it in early. Stupid obligations in real life!!

Can I has advanced copy of DVD?? Pwease?!?!


G'nite all. Don't have too much fun now! :p

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 02:20 AM
*yelps*

Broom! Did you just pinch me?!

Maybe. Where'd you feel it?

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 02:21 AM
Don't worry Lupo; I'll have the DVD waiting for you with a big bow on it. :D

Sextoy is extra. :lol:

fireheart
11-11-2008, 02:22 AM
careful, I'm cold. :D

Ah you still like having two chicks huddled up against ya dontcha Broom? :D

monolayth
11-11-2008, 02:22 AM
*relaizes she is cold*


very funny, where is my clothing and who took them?

good lord i could cut glass with these things!

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 02:22 AM
Maybe. Where'd you feel it?

*pinches Broom on the ass*

Right about there. :lol:

monolayth
11-11-2008, 02:23 AM
bunny get that off your head

*snatches bra*

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 02:23 AM
*relaizes she is cold*


very funny, where is my clothing and who took them?

good lord i could cut glass with these things!

Can I see?

*grabs Mono's boobies*

:eek: AWESOME! :lol:

monolayth
11-11-2008, 02:23 AM
yes yes they are perkey.

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 02:24 AM
I likes perky.

I wonder if Broom is "Perky" too? :devil:

monolayth
11-11-2008, 02:24 AM
*runs over to costume stash before bunny realizes they are out*

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 02:25 AM
I likes perky.

I wonder if Broom is "Perky" too? :devil:

Yeah, my nips are pretty pointy too. Cold air, and you're not being a very good blanket. And no, that pinch wasn't me. I pinched you elsewhere :p

Lil Bunny
11-11-2008, 02:25 AM
She doesn't have boobies, she has jubblies!

Huh so gonna wuss out on us here huh?? </end peer pressure>

monolayth
11-11-2008, 02:26 AM
*pops out of costume area*

hehe i am all sparkley now!

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 02:26 AM
Yeah, my nips are pretty pointy too. Cold air, and you're not being a very good blanket. And no, that pinch wasn't me. I pinched you elsewhere :p

I'm 5' tall and 90 pounds. Of course I'm a lousy blanket! :lol:

But I am quite limber. :eyewaggle:

monolayth
11-11-2008, 02:27 AM
*makes bunny put on THE shoes*


HA

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 02:28 AM
But I am quite limber. :eyewaggle:

*poses EQ in interesting and various ways* :devil:

Lil Bunny
11-11-2008, 02:28 AM
*smacks forhead* So I'm sitting here going wow, I'm surprised that the mods haven't kicked our butts yet.

Yup, I'm a smart one.

On a happy note, this is making packing dishes a hell of a lot more fun!!

monolayth
11-11-2008, 02:28 AM
hey EQ wanna join a circus?

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 02:29 AM
*smacks forhead* So I'm sitting here going wow, I'm surprised that the mods haven't kicked our butts yet.


Yeah, me too. Then again, no one's reported the thread, and we ARE in off topic, so I guess they have better things to do.

blas
11-11-2008, 02:29 AM
I'd be pretty satisfied if Broomjockey told me I was a bad girl and needed to behave or he and Raps would teach me a lesson.

Only if they dressed up like Santa.

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 02:29 AM
*poses EQ in interesting and various ways* :devil:

Oh baby, you know where all the right buttons are.

hey EQ wanna join a circus?

I thought I was already in one? :lol:

monolayth
11-11-2008, 02:29 AM
i thinnk we should prob put a NSFW comment int the title if we can.

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 02:30 AM
Yeah, me too. Then again, no one's reported the thread, and we ARE in off topic, so I guess they have better things to do.

Not to mention... YOU ARE A MOD! :bounce:

monolayth
11-11-2008, 02:30 AM
*makes plans to kidnap EQ and make her move to Omaha*

fireheart
11-11-2008, 02:31 AM
*looks around for another male to jump on and snuggle up to*

Lil Bunny
11-11-2008, 02:33 AM
*makes plans to kidnap EQ and make her move to Omaha*

DOOD I told you not to mention our plans!!

Never mind EQ just go back to playing with the adorable mod over there. Keep him distracted if you could.

:devil:

And while she's here *tackles Blas* I've soo always wanted to do that. Hiyas!!!

monolayth
11-11-2008, 02:33 AM
there are quite a lot of women in this arn't there......

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 02:35 AM
I'd be pretty satisfied if Broomjockey told me I was a bad girl and needed to behave or he and Raps would teach me a lesson.

Only if they dressed up like Santa.
You're very bad, and if you don't behave, I'll send Raps to your door. You've gotta supply the santa suit though.
Not to mention... YOU ARE A MOD! :bounce:

Holy snap! You're right!

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 02:38 AM
there are quite a lot of women in this arn't there......

I'm pretty sure I'm the only guy in here anymore.

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 02:48 AM
I'm pretty sure I'm the only guy in here anymore.

Why yes. Yes you are. :eyewaggle:

Pedersen
11-11-2008, 02:49 AM
I'm pretty sure I'm the only guy in here anymore.

You wish you were. No, there's definitely another male, just lurking about with a nice hi-res digital camera and lots of memory cards :D

Lil Bunny
11-11-2008, 02:51 AM
Ok mr mod, would you go shake the server or at least not make it too busy for me?

This keeps up and I'm soooo not bringing out the chocolate pudding and kiddie pool.

Evil Queen
11-11-2008, 02:51 AM
You wish you were. No, there's definitely another male, just lurking about with a nice hi-res digital camera and lots of memory cards :D

Oh darn. heeheeheee.... There's someone else here... heeheeehee.... :devil:

This keeps up and I'm soooo not bringing out the chocolate pudding and kiddie pool.

Actually, Pedersen did it.

GAH! Bring the chocolate pudding! :cry:

Broomjockey
11-11-2008, 02:55 AM
Ok mr mod, would you go shake the server or at least not make it too busy for me? .

Yeah, it was Pederson! *points*