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Amina516
11-22-2008, 02:23 AM
I stole this idea from another forum!

heres how it works: you post a question and the person below you posts an extremely wrong answer to your question, then they ask another question. It can actually get pretty funny.

Example:

person one: how do brids fly?

person two: because i filled them with heilum?

person two again: who is president of america ?

next person: rush limbaugh

then ask a question ... and so on!

I'll start:


Why is the sky blue?

ArcticChicken
11-22-2008, 02:32 AM
It's not, it's really mauve, but nobody likes mauve so they painted it blue.

Where do babies come from?

It's me
11-22-2008, 02:32 AM
Oh, these are fun!


Why is the sky blue?

A: Because it's made of cheese.

Q: Why do chickens have feathers?

RetailWorkhorse
11-22-2008, 02:37 AM
Where do babies come from?

My shirts says I'm from japan.


Q: Why do chickens have feathers?

Because they're allergic to fur.

Why do Dogs bark?

Severen13
11-22-2008, 02:37 AM
Where do babies come from?

Wal-Mart.

Why do chickens have feathers?

Because the cows keep the leather for themselves.




Q: Why is it cold in Winter?

RetailWorkhorse
11-22-2008, 02:40 AM
Q: Why is it cold in Winter?

Because it like it that way.

Why is the Sun hot?

worddork
11-22-2008, 02:40 AM
Why do Dogs bark?

Cause they hate to meow.

why is the sun hot?

Cause the Ice melted

Q: why do rocks sink?

Shards
11-22-2008, 02:44 AM
Why is the Sun hot?

Because it's blond.

Q: What have I got in my pocket?

ArcticChicken
11-22-2008, 02:57 AM
Q: why do rocks sink?

Because they're made of raisins.


Q: What have I got in my pocket?

The great pyramid.

Why is my couch comfortable?

BookstoreEscapee
11-22-2008, 03:01 AM
Why is my couch comfortable?

Because it's blue.

Do you know the way to Santa Fe?

Broomjockey
11-22-2008, 03:07 AM
Because it's blue.

Do you know the way to Santa Fe?

Second star to the right, and straight on until morning.

Does anyone know why my hair sticks up in the back?

RetailWorkhorse
11-22-2008, 03:17 AM
Does anyone know why my hair sticks up in the back?

Because it's trying to get away.

Why did the cow cross the road?

ReadyToRetire
11-22-2008, 03:23 AM
Why did the cow cross the road?

To get away from the butcher.

Where's Waldo?

Broomjockey
11-22-2008, 03:24 AM
Where's Waldo?

In my pants!

Now, where are my pants?

RetailWorkhorse
11-22-2008, 03:33 AM
In my pants!

Now, where are my pants?

On the cow from earlier.

Walk into the closet and what do you see?

Broomjockey
11-22-2008, 03:36 AM
On the cow from earlier.

Walk into the closet and what do you see?

The back of my closet.

Why does it get dark at night?

worddork
11-22-2008, 03:42 AM
Cause the sun closed its eyes.

Why to birds sing in the rain?

Kheldarson
11-22-2008, 03:43 AM
Because it allows them to gargle.


Does Col. Sanders run the Matrix?

BookstoreEscapee
11-22-2008, 03:45 AM
Why to birds sing in the rain?

They think they're Gene Kelly.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

ThePhoneGoddess
11-22-2008, 03:47 AM
42!


Why did the monkey throw the poo?

worddork
11-22-2008, 04:11 AM
42!


Why did the monkey throw the poo?

He was out of rocks to throw.


How do flowers grow?

ArcticChicken
11-22-2008, 04:45 AM
Because it's blue.

....are you spying on me?

How do flowers grow?

Sideways.

What's four times fifty seven?

RetailWorkhorse
11-22-2008, 06:33 AM
What's four times fifty seven?

Orange.

If Batman died would Joker be happy?

Fenrus
11-22-2008, 07:06 AM
Numerous skin disorders.

Why is it that every time I take off my socks, I fall over?

hecubus
11-22-2008, 07:13 AM
Why is it that every time I take off my socks, I fall over?

Because gravity sucks.

Why is Bill O'Reilly?

ReadyToRetire
11-22-2008, 07:20 AM
Why is Bill O'Reilly?

Because someone has to be.

Why?

RetailWorkhorse
11-22-2008, 07:26 AM
Why?

Potato.

Why don't carrots taste like oranges if they're the same colour?

Plaidman
11-22-2008, 07:54 AM
Why don't carrots taste like oranges if they're the same colour?

??? They do. You're just foodist.


Why is everything over 9000!!!!!?

fireheart
11-22-2008, 08:31 AM
Because they saw a white suit.

Where are my pants?

Fenrus
11-22-2008, 08:35 AM
Where are my pants?

Imaginationland!


If all dibs are dots, and all dots are zots, are all dibs zots?

smileyeagle1021
11-22-2008, 08:35 AM
Where are my pants?

umm :blink: sorry bout that ;)

why am I still awake?

Irving Patrick Freleigh
11-22-2008, 09:39 AM
Furry moobs!

Question: What is the air speed of an unladen swallow?

RayvenQ
11-22-2008, 09:45 AM
Furry moobs!

Question: What is the air speed of an unladen swallow?

An african or European swallow? and are the aerodynamics of a coconut gripped by the husk or by a piece of string being brought into question here?

Q: With my Freeze ray I can what?

smileyeagle1021
11-22-2008, 10:04 AM
Q: With my Freeze ray I can what?

Take over Metropolis :D

Question- what is the meaning of life?

Sliceanddice
11-22-2008, 10:17 AM
fried chicken with honey

why are two of my allergy pills missing?

Supermarket Slave Girl
11-22-2008, 11:18 AM
fried chicken with honey

why are two of my allergy pills missing?

Because I ate them

Why are the elderly so hard of hearing?

RayvenQ
11-22-2008, 11:19 AM
fried chicken with honey

why are two of my allergy pills missing?

You aren't, they are your amnesia tablets and you took them already, don't you remember?

Q: What is the last thing to go through a flies mind when it hits a windshield?

CaroPhoenix
11-22-2008, 11:25 AM
Because I ate them

Why are the elderly so hard of hearing?

They're not. It's a great conspiracy of all the elderly to just ignore you. :p

Q: What is the last thing to go through a flies mind when it hits a windshield?

Oh! What a beautiful morning!


QUESTION:
Why is my husband such a PITA?

Fenrus
11-22-2008, 11:31 AM
Cuz there are too many Gyros!

Why can't I sleep?

unclejampuff
11-22-2008, 12:06 PM
It's this goddamn war, and that lying sonofabitch Johnson.

What should I do with my hair?

saint
11-22-2008, 04:17 PM
Cut it off, braid it together and escape!

Why wont my hiccups go away?

CaroPhoenix
11-22-2008, 05:06 PM
You're getting taller!

Why is my daughter, who is exhausted, refusing to lie down for a nap?

BookstoreEscapee
11-22-2008, 05:12 PM
Because it's opposite day!

Why do I have a headache?

SengaKitty
11-22-2008, 05:25 PM
Because the pixies in your head are having a metal concert :D

Why am I the only one awake???

Amina516
11-22-2008, 05:25 PM
Because it's opposite day!

Why do I have a headache?


Because I went to work this morning.


what should I be when I grow up?

Gawdzillers
11-22-2008, 05:36 PM
An adult.

Why are turkeys so heavy?

Amina516
11-22-2008, 05:37 PM
An adult.

Why are turkeys so heavy?

B/c the cats broke into the barn.


How did my underwear turn blue?

BookstoreEscapee
11-22-2008, 05:45 PM
B/c the cats broke into the barn.


How did my underwear turn blue?

Cuz it's cold.

What's a good movie?

Crazeyal
11-22-2008, 07:02 PM
What's a good movie?It's a da MARIO brothahs.. They mova you GOOD!! *KSSSSCH* At was a car backfire...

Why do birds, suddenly appear, everytime.. you are near??

Irving Patrick Freleigh
11-22-2008, 07:06 PM
Because you happen to have a flock of buzzards circling you.

Kenneth, what is the frequency?

Jester
11-22-2008, 07:15 PM
Kenneth, what is the frequency?

Fish.

Why is it called "Dish Network"?

Amina516
11-23-2008, 03:36 AM
Fish.

Why is it called "Dish Network"?


Because it doesnt fit on a spoon.


Why are roses red and violets blue?

Irving Patrick Freleigh
11-23-2008, 04:03 AM
Because of ten-cent beer night.

Why don't sports teams have ten-cent beer nights anymore?

Kheldarson
11-23-2008, 04:13 AM
Because of Wizard's First Rule.


Why are students' names so weird?

Sarlon
11-23-2008, 04:14 AM
cause the spiders jumped the water spout >.>

If up is down and left is right what is the speed of orange?

Fenrus
11-23-2008, 04:20 AM
OVER 9000!!!!!


Why don't people take off baseball caps in restaurants anymore...

RootedPhoenix
11-23-2008, 04:41 AM
They don't want to let the monkeys out.

Why are apartment walls so thin?

Sarlon
11-23-2008, 04:58 AM
PURPLE!!!

Why is it so cold?

Becks
11-23-2008, 05:14 AM
Magenta.

Why socks?

ArcticChicken
11-23-2008, 05:17 AM
Clocks in the bathtub.


What's the phrase?

RootedPhoenix
11-23-2008, 05:17 AM
Monkeys.

Why do headaches exist?

Becks
11-23-2008, 05:21 AM
Ruffles.

When?

RetailWorkhorse
11-23-2008, 06:18 AM
Then.

What?

RootedPhoenix
11-23-2008, 06:29 AM
Oranges.

How now brown cow?

RetailWorkhorse
11-23-2008, 06:50 AM
Covered in Kerosene.

What kind of cheese is Mount Rushmore made of?

Supermarket Slave Girl
11-23-2008, 07:29 AM
Covered in Kerosene.

What kind of cheese is Mount Rushmore made of?

Cellophane!

What's that smell?

CaroPhoenix
11-23-2008, 11:49 AM
The A-Team!

Do you want fries with that?

edible_hat
11-23-2008, 11:50 AM
Only in the mating season.

When is the mating season?

Fenrus
11-23-2008, 11:56 AM
Surprise... uhh... unwanted intercourse with a rectal orifice!

Don't you know about the bird?

Sarlon
11-23-2008, 01:18 PM
the monkeys told me to eat it!

whats 1+blue?

BookstoreEscapee
11-23-2008, 03:11 PM
86.

How bout that weather?



[time out]
Clocks in the bathtub.

My parents actually have a clock in the bathtub. The battery's dead, though. :p

[time in]

Misanthropical
11-23-2008, 03:19 PM
It's in a bad mood.

Why do the voices only talk to me?

RootedPhoenix
11-23-2008, 03:44 PM
Bananas.

Why is the cat crazy?

Shards
11-23-2008, 04:43 PM
It's that time of month.


Why is god dog spelled backwards?

Irving Patrick Freleigh
11-23-2008, 04:49 PM
Because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why is it that time of the month, anyway?

Amina516
11-23-2008, 04:49 PM
It's that time of month.


Why is god dog spelled backwards?

b/c the cats tend to be moody.


Who?

SengaKitty
11-23-2008, 05:04 PM
Who?

Me :D


What? When

Irving Patrick Freleigh
11-23-2008, 05:12 PM
Chicken butt!

Snap snap, nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more?

Shards
11-23-2008, 05:18 PM
Martini Shaken, not Stirred

When does the next train leave for antarctica?

Crazeyal
11-23-2008, 05:18 PM
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!!

What time is it when an eighties icon stamps his feet yelling STOP!!??

Becks
11-23-2008, 05:25 PM
Сега знаеш как се чувствам.


When did wild pooples roam the Earth?

RetailWorkhorse
11-23-2008, 05:27 PM
Yesterday.

What 2+2 and how many times must I wax my car before it starts to send me radioactive pancakes?

CaroPhoenix
11-23-2008, 05:29 PM
Karate Kid's Wax on/Wax off motif

Don't, don't you want me?

ArcticChicken
11-23-2008, 07:58 PM
67 purple rhinoceros'.


When does 370 become 5?

Irving Patrick Freleigh
11-23-2008, 09:01 PM
Heh heh m heh heh, Becks said "pooples" :lol:

heh heh...poop :roll:

Why is the word "poop" so funny?

RootedPhoenix
11-24-2008, 01:15 AM
67 purple rhinoceros'.


When does 370 become 5?

Armadillos.

Why does the cat like my blanket so much?

XCashier
11-24-2008, 01:36 AM
Abracadabra.

Does anybody really know what time it is?

derangedperson
11-24-2008, 01:44 AM
No, and I don't give a shit.

What is the meaning of life?

RetailWorkhorse
11-24-2008, 02:35 AM
What is the meaning of life?

SPAM.

Why is grass green?

Elevator
11-24-2008, 02:49 AM
Grass was modeled after Cher, who was modeled after Da Vinci's "Last Supper," which was commissioned by KC and the Sunshine Gang, who played at God's bachelor party, who invented grass.

Why do hotdogs come in packs of 10 but buns come in packs of 8?

Crazeyal
11-24-2008, 03:32 AM
Evil bakers and evil butchers came up with the plan to waste bread and meat, thereby enriching both... (what?? It's the right answer, but nobody BELIEVES me.. so it's wrong...)


Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp ?

edible_hat
11-24-2008, 05:21 AM
I did. I was trying to invent a universal solvent at the time.

What can you put the universal solvent in for storage?

Fenrus
11-24-2008, 05:48 AM
Universal Precipitate.


Why will no one but Chem majors get that answer?

Jester
11-24-2008, 07:45 AM
Because women are insane.

What is the proper way to sharpen a meat cleaver?

edible_hat
11-24-2008, 07:49 AM
Using a large block of cheese and a policeman's underpants.


What do you call somebody who spends their time on the phone to alleged people from Nunavut?

Jester
11-24-2008, 10:32 AM
What do you call somebody who spends their time on the phone to alleged people from Nunavut?

Jester. :lol:

Would you like fries with that?

CaroPhoenix
11-24-2008, 11:44 AM
In a year from now.

Who do you want me to be?

GingerBiscuit
11-24-2008, 02:04 PM
A small lemon.

How do your eyes feel?

Plaidman
11-24-2008, 02:06 PM
Disappointed I can't see through people clothes.

Why do doves, suddenly appear everytime you are near?

Shangri-laschild
11-24-2008, 02:40 PM
The fishes are chasing them

Why is green more than yellow?

Jester
11-24-2008, 04:27 PM
It's part of the ketchup conspiracy.

"So tell me, why can't this be love?"

Shards
11-24-2008, 04:45 PM
Because I'd lose my job.

Why can't we be friends?

Jester
11-24-2008, 04:47 PM
Because you, sir, are an oak.

Why do my football teams suck so badly?

crazylegs
11-24-2008, 04:51 PM
Why do my football teams suck so badly?

Because they're all 3 years old.

How does an internal combustion engine work?

Shards
11-24-2008, 04:53 PM
One word: Pseudodragons

Where has the rum gone?

crazylegs
11-24-2008, 05:00 PM
My Bath.

Why is water wet?

Shangri-laschild
11-24-2008, 05:28 PM
It has to do with the pollination process

Is there a reason for the season?

Jester
11-24-2008, 05:38 PM
Is there a reason for the season?

Lowry's Seasoned Salt.

Can this be returned?

Lace Neil Singer
11-24-2008, 07:14 PM
No, for the world is about to end and such petty things as returns are beneath my notice.

Why is the sky blue?

Jester
11-24-2008, 07:42 PM
Because it's made of mustard seed.

How often do you beat your wife?

ArcticChicken
11-24-2008, 08:05 PM
Wednesdays and third fridays.


Why is the rum always gone?

hopie144
11-24-2008, 08:26 PM
Because the Ninjas stole it.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Lace Neil Singer
11-24-2008, 08:34 PM
Your mum.

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

Irving Patrick Freleigh
11-24-2008, 08:37 PM
To get to the other side.

Why are some farts hot?

Lace Neil Singer
11-24-2008, 08:38 PM
Sugar and spice.

If a man says something, and there's no woman around, is he still wrong?

crazylegs
11-24-2008, 09:30 PM
Oblivion

What is the temp of boiling water in Kelvin?

GingerBiscuit
11-24-2008, 09:32 PM
cream.

Why is water wet?

crazylegs
11-24-2008, 09:42 PM
Because the moon orbits the earth

How do zips work?

Lace Neil Singer
11-24-2008, 09:59 PM
With whangdoodles.

If Jimmy cracks corn and no-one cares, why is there a song about him?

Becks
11-24-2008, 10:45 PM
Chocolate milk comes from chocolate cows.

Why does it snow?

Amina516
11-24-2008, 11:16 PM
Franks and beans!!!


Why is life like a box of chocolates?

Crazeyal
11-24-2008, 11:20 PM
Because it sucks AND blows!!!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck COULD chuck wood?

Amina516
11-24-2008, 11:25 PM
Because it sucks AND blows!!!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck COULD chuck wood?



79!!!


Why do barbie girls live in barbie worlds?

Chanlin
11-24-2008, 11:32 PM
Because ken got a restraining order.

Why is water wet?

RootedPhoenix
11-25-2008, 12:03 AM
Monkeys and armadillos.

Why is chocolate chocolatey?

Irving Patrick Freleigh
11-25-2008, 12:05 AM
Because one leg is both the same.

Why does it upset me so when I cut what should rightfully be a choice SBD, but then it turns out to have no odor?

Crazeyal
11-25-2008, 12:08 AM
Why does it upset me so when I cut what should rightfully be a choice SBD, but then it turns out to have no odor?
Because smell-o-vision was WAY cooler than 3-d but it's agent didn't do JACK!!!

If a smiley frowns, is it breaking the law??

CaroPhoenix
11-25-2008, 12:18 AM
Elementary, my dear Watson!

Why does popcorn make me cough?

RootedPhoenix
11-25-2008, 12:44 AM
Carrots.

Why is cinnamon so awesome?

Sliceanddice
11-25-2008, 01:09 AM
cause its evil and tortures toast.


why did my grand poarents name their dog Miss Scarlet O'Hara?

Chanlin
11-25-2008, 01:26 AM
Because Mr Scarlet O'Hara would get him teased.

Why do bees buzz?

Bandit
11-25-2008, 02:50 AM
Why do bees buzz?

Because they don't know the words.

Why is snow cold?

B

RootedPhoenix
11-25-2008, 04:12 AM
Because the jellyfish are awake.

Why is sugar tasty?

edible_hat
11-25-2008, 04:23 AM
Because it contains so much fat.

How much norris could Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck norris?

Fenrus
11-25-2008, 04:26 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't chuck... he stares it down til it Roundhouse Kicks him in the face.

If vegetable oil is made of veggies, and olive oil is made of olives, what is baby oil made of?

Crazeyal
11-25-2008, 04:27 AM
If vegetable oil is made of veggies, and olive oil is made of olives, what is baby oil made of?



And SUDDENLY...

NO-ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

Shall we dance??

RootedPhoenix
11-25-2008, 04:31 AM
Monkeys. :yes:

Is there any rest for the sleepy?

Fenrus
11-25-2008, 04:32 AM
Unwanted intercourse with the anal orifice...

Why is it that slow days at work bug me?

RootedPhoenix
11-25-2008, 05:29 AM
Flutes.

Why am I still awake?

crazylegs
11-25-2008, 09:28 AM
Because you're asleep

Where are my socks?

Fenrus
11-25-2008, 09:32 AM
In the freezer, with the bacon.

Why is it so cold during the winter?

smileyeagle1021
11-25-2008, 09:45 AM
Because it gets hot in the summer, God turns on the AC to cool things down and forgets to turn it off, hence winter.

Why am I still awake?

edible_hat
11-25-2008, 09:51 AM
Because the Nunavutans are banging their heads together, making a loud hollow ringing sound.

Whodunit?

Akasa
11-25-2008, 10:30 AM
Whodunit?
The clowns making porn in the hotel room.

Where did all my cookies go?!

AnqeiicDemise
11-25-2008, 10:35 AM
after 2 years of being clean, Cookie Monster finally relapsed and sent himself into the hospital. Friends say he started going down hill by taking the designer drug: chocolate milk.

Where did all the cowboys go?

Fenrus
11-25-2008, 10:36 AM
They ran from the bad paula cole song...

...why cant I think of a question?

AnqeiicDemise
11-25-2008, 10:40 AM
They ran from the bad paula cole song...

...why cant I think of a question?


FROYLAVEN


POR QUE?

smileyeagle1021
11-25-2008, 11:15 AM
Sorry, I don't speak German :p

why are all the good ones always taken?

RootedPhoenix
11-25-2008, 12:27 PM
Because the giraffes are having their senior prom.

Why do I have a headache?

CaroPhoenix
11-25-2008, 04:20 PM
Because the bees buzz.

How do I love thee?

Jester
11-25-2008, 04:41 PM
Let me machine gun the ways.

Who put the bop in bop wop a loo bop?

JoitheArtist
11-25-2008, 04:59 PM
Let me machine gun the ways.

Who put the bop in bop wop a loo bop?

Yo' mama. In cahoots with the Sasquatch.

Why do I have a stuffed ferret on my desk?

Lace Neil Singer
11-25-2008, 07:14 PM
It is the will of the Giant Purple Yak.

Where do flies go in winter?

CaroPhoenix
11-25-2008, 10:04 PM
Into the icebox to await spring.

Curious buddies what you gonna do?

Amina516
11-25-2008, 11:52 PM
LOG!!! Its big, its heavy, its wood.


why did I eat tacos for dinner?

Irving Patrick Freleigh
11-26-2008, 12:02 AM
It's better than bad, it's good!

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

RootedPhoenix
11-26-2008, 12:05 AM
The Schwartz. :D

Why am I smiling?

Akasa
11-26-2008, 01:42 AM
Why am I smiling?

Because the tattoo tickles.

Where the hell did my Dr. Pepper go?

Gawdzillers
11-26-2008, 01:44 AM
I TOLD YA DAMN TEN TEEN TIMES DON'T BE LATE YA CRAP CRAPASS BASTARD! BLEGH! BLARGH!

Did you just put your balls in my sandwich?

Jester
11-26-2008, 02:53 AM
Did you just put your balls in my sandwich?

No, I put the bells on the Santa. Turn up those damn batteries.

What's so wrong about peace, love and understanding?

Crazeyal
11-26-2008, 03:16 AM
What's so wrong about peace, love and understanding?
Nothing. It makes people consider standing still and talking things out. They make WONDERFUL targets that way!!

What would the mutant offspring of Ozzy Ozzbourne, Yanni, John Tesch and Gene Simmons look like?

Jester
11-26-2008, 04:53 AM
What would the mutant offspring of Ozzy Ozzbourne, Yanni, John Tesch and Gene Simmons look like?

The sound of music.

How do you plead?

edible_hat
11-26-2008, 05:11 AM
On my knees!

Does the Pope poop?

Crazeyal
11-26-2008, 05:54 AM
Does the Pope poop?

Does the pope poop one would say..

Does he does he.. in a pond?
Does he does he .. with a frond?
Does he does he.. with a switch?
Does he does he.. THAT SONOFA..

The person writing this reply has been sacked...


We now return you to 23 hours of non-stop Toad the wet sprocket and their opening band.. which is?? no don't tell me (tell me! for the lova gawd tell meeeeeeee!)

edible_hat
11-26-2008, 08:50 AM
Pornland.


Who put the overalls in Mrs Murphy's chowder?

Lace Neil Singer
11-26-2008, 11:33 AM
The devil told me to do it.

If silence is golden, then what is silver?

CaroPhoenix
11-26-2008, 12:03 PM
If silence is golden, then what is silver?

A wet hacking cough.

Do penguins dream?

Crazeyal
11-26-2008, 01:32 PM
Do penguins dream?Of murdering you. SLOWLY.

WITH

A

SPORK!!!


If rain is the Angels crying.. what are meteorites??!

Becks
11-26-2008, 02:10 PM
Petticoats.

Who's there?

RootedPhoenix
11-26-2008, 02:12 PM
Me. Now what are your other two wishes?

Why is the sky falling?

Lace Neil Singer
11-26-2008, 03:42 PM
Cuz Chicken Licken said so.

Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

MannersMakethMan
11-26-2008, 03:48 PM
Green, because a vest has no sleeves

Hello, is it me you're looking for?

Lace Neil Singer
11-26-2008, 04:15 PM
A Polymorph's gonna get you.

Do birds pee?

CaroPhoenix
11-26-2008, 05:20 PM
Only on days that end in silvery moons.

Do you have your friendship bracelet yet?

crazylegs
11-26-2008, 08:01 PM
D.N.A.

Where do babies come from?

CaroPhoenix
11-26-2008, 09:46 PM
Where do babies come from?

Captain Kirk. ;)

Are you finished yet?

crazylegs
11-26-2008, 09:55 PM
Are you finished yet?[/COLOR]

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

What is the definition of 'Superfluous' (sp?)?

CaroPhoenix
11-26-2008, 09:57 PM
What is the definition of 'Superfluous' (sp?)?

A woman who has curves in places where most women don't have places. ;)

Does anybody really care?

Lace Neil Singer
11-26-2008, 10:02 PM
Where eagles and angels dare to fly.

What you lookin' at?

BookstoreEscapee
11-26-2008, 10:09 PM
Willis.

Who moved my cheese?

Crazeyal
11-26-2008, 10:15 PM
Who moved my cheese?I did.. FINE!!!! no more spongebaths for you then!!!

What is the LEAST pleasant way of identifying types of chocolate?

BookstoreEscapee
11-26-2008, 10:40 PM
I did.. FINE!!!! no more spongebaths for you then!!!

I'm a little frightened, now... :blink:

What is the LEAST pleasant way of identifying types of chocolate?

By eating it. (Hey, that is the wrongest answer you can get...!)

What's the square root of pie?

Chanlin
11-26-2008, 11:15 PM
If silence is golden, then what is silver?

I have to come back to this one because I'm going to steal an answer from a T-shirt I own.

Duct Tape :D


What's the square root of pie?


Plate

How is it I've survived all this time?

Crazeyal
11-27-2008, 12:14 AM
How is it I've survived all this time?Women can't aim worth a DAMN!! :angel::angel::angel:

How many women are gonna get their panties in a knot over that last comment??:devil::wave:

Crazeyal
11-27-2008, 12:17 AM
I'm a little frightened, now... :blink:

Of what?? I'll get the frikken sponge and GIVE YOU THE CHEESE BACK!!! sheesh!!

Or.. are you afraid of bathing in general?? (hence the cheese)

:wave:

:eek:

http://animepower.de/images/smiles/eekout7xz5sa.gif

CaroPhoenix
11-27-2008, 12:53 AM
How many women are gonna get their panties in a knot over that last comment??:devil::wave:


63% have their panties in a knot
27% do not have their panties in a knot
5% don't wear panties
5% are undecided

This is with a 3+/- margin. :D

Is Rosie live?

Chanlin
11-27-2008, 01:04 AM
Rosie O'Donnel = undead zombie

Rosie the Robotic Maid for the Jetson = not alive, I mean shes a robot after all

Rosie Palm = alive but suffering severe friction burns :p

How many minds are presently in the gutter?

Crazeyal
11-27-2008, 01:10 AM
How many minds are presently in the gutter?So many that there IS no gutter, simply a mass of humanity squirming and coping cheap feels from what they HOPE are the opposite gender...

If I free Willey, will I be arrested??:devil:

Becks
11-27-2008, 03:01 AM
Milo and Otis.

Will you accept this limited time offer?

Bella_Vixen
11-27-2008, 04:57 AM
Fuck no, James.
(seriously, that is NOT the answer!)

How about that local sports team?

Crazeyal
11-27-2008, 05:29 AM
How about that local sports team?Yes!!! The Chicago Cougars are doing FANTASTICALLY!! The 65 year old Grandmother found a coked-out NINETEEN year old last night!! Sucks that she'll be benched for 6 - 10... But there's always good behavior and early release!


Can you guess my name?

hecubus
11-27-2008, 06:00 AM
Can you guess my name?

No, I'm too busy trying to guess my own.

Does anybody really know what time it is?

Crazeyal
11-27-2008, 06:17 AM
Does anybody really know what time it is?

Does anyone really care?

What ever happened to my Transylvania Twist???!

RootedPhoenix
11-27-2008, 06:33 AM
The armadillos ate it.

Why didn't I buy any marshmallows?

CaroPhoenix
11-27-2008, 10:27 AM
Why didn't I buy any marshmallows?

Because those with tin foil hats needed them to secure their houses.

Why am I scared?

Lace Neil Singer
11-27-2008, 11:51 AM
Cuz your cat is actively trying to kill you. You should be scared.

Why do clouds stay in the sky and not come down to earth?

Crazeyal
11-27-2008, 01:39 PM
Why do clouds stay in the sky and not come down to earth?Your BREATH!!! CHEEEEEEZUS...


Spare some change?

DesignFox
11-27-2008, 01:45 PM
Spare some change?

Here's some crumbs from that cookie I ate last night...

Why won't anyone buy me a pony?! :p

Crazeyal
11-27-2008, 02:25 PM
Why won't anyone buy me a pony?! :p
Someone will. Within the billions and billions of souls on earth, there is ONE PERSON with the money, generosity and intention of buying you your pony.

I've just killed them.


Can't we all just.. get along??

BookstoreEscapee
11-27-2008, 03:32 PM
Little dogie.

Where oh where has my little dog gone?

KhirasHY
11-27-2008, 04:16 PM
Babies love Las Vegas.

Mommy, are you ever going to drop the crack habit and come home? MOMMY!?!?

Becks
11-27-2008, 05:05 PM
Bellybutton lint



Am I evil?

Lace Neil Singer
11-27-2008, 11:33 PM
However long a piece of string is.

Do bears poop in the woods?

XCashier
11-28-2008, 12:03 AM
Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

Akasa
11-28-2008, 01:15 AM
Then she glues fabric to the bottom of her shoes so they would slide.

Where did my Wii games go?

RootedPhoenix
11-28-2008, 01:19 AM
Add salt and stir.

Why is it dark?

Irving Patrick Freleigh
11-28-2008, 02:25 AM
Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

Why must I go into work in less than an hour?

Becks
11-28-2008, 03:42 AM
Supernintendo Chalmers.

Is that the moon or just a light that lights this dead end street?

DesignFox
11-28-2008, 03:49 AM
Someone will. Within the billions and billions of souls on earth, there is ONE PERSON with the money, generosity and intention of buying you your pony.

I've just killed them.


You've killed them?! All?! but...but.... *lip quiver*

:cry:


Is that the moon or just a light that lights this dead end street?

Actually, it's the headlight of the approaching train... you might want to run.

How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

Crazeyal
11-28-2008, 04:16 AM
You've killed them?! All?! but...but.... *lip quiver*

:cry:

And now I desecrate the corpse.. WITH YANNI!!!


How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?It's not how many licks, sugar.. it's how much CASH YOU HAVE...


How many Orphans does it take to change a lightbulb?

RootedPhoenix
11-28-2008, 06:18 AM
Five Digeridoos and a Snarfblat.

What's yogurt made of?

RetailWorkhorse
11-28-2008, 06:34 AM
Baby's Blood.

What Would Richard Do?

Crazeyal
11-28-2008, 07:23 AM
What Would Richard Do?
What WOULDN'T Richard do?




Is there a part Johnny Depp WOULDN'T take?

Lace Neil Singer
11-28-2008, 12:05 PM
The Snuffleupagus.

Who likes shiny things?

RootedPhoenix
11-28-2008, 04:44 PM
The square root of pi. :D

Where do alligators live?

Chanlin
11-28-2008, 09:23 PM
In my moat that I lovingly call "The Pit"

How many questions have been asked during this game?

DesignFox
11-28-2008, 10:22 PM
How many questions have been asked during this game?

Exactly 5,000,407.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? :p

Lace Neil Singer
11-28-2008, 10:44 PM
It was the tooth fairy.

Why does Goofy stand while Pluto goes on all fours when they're both dogs?

Chanlin
11-28-2008, 10:48 PM
Well one of them has to be on all fours.... :devil:

Who stole my pen? *mubmblerottenbastardsmubmle*

CaroPhoenix
11-28-2008, 11:34 PM
Captain Hook!

Are you just happy to see me?

DesignFox
11-29-2008, 01:58 AM
Are you just happy to see me?

It's just a rabbit I'm afraid....

:p

What is the meaning of life?

XCashier
11-29-2008, 02:02 AM
Bake at 375 degrees for forty five minutes, turn over and bake an additional twenty minutes.

Who is the Doctor?

Crazeyal
11-29-2008, 02:17 AM
*I* am the master....

If ever, oh ever, a Wiz there was the Wizard of Oz is one because...?

XCashier
11-29-2008, 02:41 AM
It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it!

Whose side are you on?!

RootedPhoenix
11-29-2008, 03:09 AM
Bubble wrap.

How much do I love candy canes?

DesignFox
11-29-2008, 03:23 AM
Bubble wrap.

How much do I love candy canes?

More than the Pope loves Jesus.

NT:

How much Rum did I put in my coke tonight? :p

Nyoibo
11-29-2008, 03:35 AM
How much Rum did I put in my coke tonight? :p

Enough to turn puppies to kittens.

Why is the rum gone?

:p

BookstoreEscapee
11-29-2008, 03:41 AM
Cuz DF put it all in her coke.

Why can't I close my teeth together?

DesignFox
11-29-2008, 03:55 AM
Cuz DF put it all in her coke.

ROFLMAO.


Why can't I close my teeth together?

'Cause you haven't had enough rum, yet!

NT:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

hecubus
11-29-2008, 06:01 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the road couldn't cross the chicken.

Why did Constantinople get the works?

KhirasHY
11-29-2008, 07:20 AM
Why did Constantinople get the works?

One would simply assume that Arizona is a good place to hide corpses.

Is he as much of a whore as I'd pay him to be?

Nyoibo
11-29-2008, 07:35 AM
Is he as much of a whore as I'd pay him to be?

only if she says yes.


Is it real?

Eric the Grey
11-29-2008, 11:00 AM
Is it real?

No, it's a walrus.


Why not?


:cool: Eric the Grey

CaroPhoenix
11-29-2008, 11:43 AM
Why not?


:cool: Eric the Grey

Do not ask, but dance until you fall down.

Why am I going to work today and not quitting?

Lace Neil Singer
11-29-2008, 03:20 PM
Cuz you're an idiot.

Where does a tree get all its wood from?

DesignFox
11-29-2008, 03:26 PM
Where does a tree get all its wood from?

The spit of a beaver.

Where should I go when the volcano blows?

Lace Neil Singer
11-29-2008, 03:30 PM
Up a tree!

How do you know when it's time to leave a party?

DesignFox
11-29-2008, 03:33 PM
How do you know when it's time to leave a party?

when the kittens start mooing.

if a butterfly flaps its wings on the other side of the world, what happens?

XCashier
11-29-2008, 04:20 PM
The butterfly crosses the road.

Why is a duck?

BookstoreEscapee
11-29-2008, 05:10 PM
Somebody has to be.

Why ask why?

DGoddessChardonnay
11-29-2008, 06:10 PM
A. Because it's better than asking who did what:p

Q. When was the Declaration of Independence signed and where?

crazylegs
11-29-2008, 06:37 PM
1066, over the skies of Berlin

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb?

CaroPhoenix
11-29-2008, 06:51 PM
43. 1 to actually change the bulb 42 to contemplate whether or not a burnt out bulb is any different than a bulb that has just been turned off.

Is Neo still in the Matrix?

Lace Neil Singer
11-29-2008, 07:22 PM
Maybe this is the Matrix, ever think of that?

Why didn't Noah swat the flies?

BookstoreEscapee
11-29-2008, 08:17 PM
The flyswatter hadn't evolved yet.

What's the difference?

Becks
11-29-2008, 08:29 PM
2000 rpm


Why do I have to work today?

Bella_Vixen
11-29-2008, 08:39 PM
Fuck no, James.

Can someone think of a question?

BookstoreEscapee
11-29-2008, 08:49 PM
The question is the answer.

What did I come in here for? :headscratch:

Chanlin
11-29-2008, 10:04 PM
Because the tiny voices said so.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? (African or European does not matter)

Amina516
11-29-2008, 10:18 PM
Because the tiny voices said so.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? (African or European does not matter)

Gingerbread Coffee.


why did I have to come to work today? :(