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Mike Taylor
01-23-2009, 04:25 AM
Does anybody here do them?

I use the following siteand then host my images on photobucket: http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/motivator.php

Just wanted to see what the CS crew has created. Mods, if this thing gets unwieldy or pics start violating board rules, I'm okay with a threadlock and deletion.

That said, here's some of my own posters.

The last pair are a two-parter.


Can you tell I liked Transformers as a kid? :D

Spiffy McMoron
01-23-2009, 04:34 AM
Here are three CS.com related ones, (source forgotten) and another one that I created myself after a really shitty day at work:

KiaKat
01-23-2009, 04:41 AM
I know we use the third over on the Devil's Panties site, I think one of the regulars (if not Mike himself) made that.

The other two are somewhat familiar from over there as well. Possibly for the same reason.

Mike Taylor
01-23-2009, 04:46 AM
Here are three CS.com related ones, (source forgotten) and another one that I created myself after a really shitty day at work:

Three of the four are from me. :) I have no idea who did the wrasslin' one. ;)

I'm sure some of y'all have seen the first one, too.


And the second is an alternate to one of the Fratching posters:


And lastly, one that I just plain like.

Danno
01-23-2009, 05:10 AM
I did this on the automated site a long while back, apropos to nothing except the unintended creepiness of the image.

El Pollo Guerrera
01-23-2009, 05:39 AM
There's a ton of these on the RPG.net forum... in fact, I think their poster thread hit more than 1 million hits before they shut it down and started a new one (I think they're on their seventh now).

Here's one that I made for that forum...

Spiffy McMoron
01-23-2009, 06:12 AM
I have no idea who did the wrasslin' one. ;)

lol Yeah, that was me.

I remember the story now. I was waiting in lineups all day at school in September, and was feeling quite weird--I was thinking about my emotions in motivational poster form. Dealing with lineups (and hearing that my student loans were no good) made me think about "uncontrollable rage". I typed that up into Google, the HHH photo was on the first page, and it just...worked.

And now: posters! (Not all of which I made)

persephone
01-23-2009, 01:43 PM
I love the Facepalm one. I want a big poster of that in my living room!! (I *heart* Patrick Stewart)

MystyGlyttyr
01-23-2009, 01:51 PM
As a wrestling fan, the Triple H one amuses me to absolutely no end.

I may have to try my hand at this later...

draggar
01-23-2009, 02:53 PM
Threadlock.gif

I'm stealing this one.

depechemodefan
01-23-2009, 03:08 PM
On a Buffy the Vampire Slayer board, we made motivational posters using dialogue from the show. Here's my contribution.

And the last is just some general comments on the show:

I love the Betty White motivational!

draggar
01-23-2009, 03:38 PM
Language warning:
http://www.draggar.net/stuff/tomcats.jpg

Jack T. Chance
01-23-2009, 03:51 PM
Well, since y'all asked for it...

here's some of my favorites! :D

Found these (all were made by other people):

Jack T. Chance
01-23-2009, 03:51 PM
Made these myself...

(Yes, that's a GENUINE Black Friday Horde in the fourth one... photo is from a mall somewhere in New York, taken on Black Friday '08! :eek: )

And the last is my newest, which I just made yesterday.

:(

draggar
01-23-2009, 03:53 PM
MarvinJobSatisfaction.jpg

the BBC version was better than the movie. :)

Greenday
01-23-2009, 04:10 PM
LOL! I love the Starship Troopers poster by Jack T. Chance

I'd post my favorite ones, but I have a feeling my warning level would hit like 380% or something ridiculously high. Just go to ebaumsworld and look at their demotivational posters. If it's perverted, I probably like it. For example, find the first set of demotivational posters on ebaumsworld, and look at numbers 1, 7, 13, 23, 28...you get the idea.


Yes, that last one was absolutely necessary. I was breaking Rule #1 AND I already knew about this poster, but my screen still needed a wipedown after I saw it.

Mike Taylor
01-24-2009, 01:08 AM
I'm stealing this one.

That's a popular one. hehehe.

Mike Taylor
01-24-2009, 01:16 AM
A few more

Broomjockey
01-24-2009, 02:09 AM
I throw some of my favs. on here. I've got a couple hundred total, so this will only be a small number of them.

Evil Queen
01-24-2009, 02:34 AM
Common Sense makes me both giggle and weep.

Mike Taylor
01-24-2009, 03:43 AM
Some gaming related ones for the first three.



And the last one is another for the board.

Jack T. Chance
01-25-2009, 08:07 PM
Here's a new one I just created today, I'm going to issue a Rule # 1 Caution on this one, to protect those with a perverted sense of humor!


:D

sms001
01-25-2009, 10:21 PM
The deer cracks me up every time - have an uncle who uses the whole season to get in some serious power napping :)
"America..." is a favorite because, although a huge history buff, I never really made the connection before. Gotta love a good guerrilla tactic.
Made toothy sword myself, and no longer even remember why.

Mike Taylor
01-25-2009, 10:59 PM
Posters I did for RPG.net.

sms001
01-25-2009, 11:57 PM
Love the George there Mike.

Amina516
01-26-2009, 12:57 AM
The Fantasy Football is officially my favorite DeMo poster now. :roll::roll::roll:

Broomjockey
01-26-2009, 01:00 AM
Here's a new one I just created today, I'm going to issue a Rule # 1 Caution on this one, to protect those with a perverted sense of humor!

Heh. I've got a few similar ones, except they are in no way appropriate for the site. Darn.

Mike Taylor
01-26-2009, 02:15 PM
Love the George there Mike.

Thanks.

I ran that as a counter to a whole string of "Charisma" posters featuring scantily clad hot girls over on RPG.net.

The Fantasy Football is officially my favorite DeMo poster now. :roll::roll::roll:

I am honored. :)

depechemodefan
01-26-2009, 03:20 PM
I don't get the cap lock one, Broomjockey.

I liked the ex-er-min-ate one, hee. And Star Wars is good.

I never heard of cosplay, but I have a feeling I don't want to google that at work.

Some more Buffy ones:

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c173/depechemodefan/savage.jpg

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c173/depechemodefan/motivator2667734.jpg

Broomjockey
01-26-2009, 04:07 PM
I don't get the cap lock one, Broomjockey.


It helps if you're familiar with the culture of both places. If you're not, it's kinda hard to explain.

Jack T. Chance
01-29-2009, 09:35 PM
I just found this one...

FOR. THE. WIN!!!

:lol:

Broomjockey
01-29-2009, 09:57 PM
The last one is one I'd like to use, occassionally, in some threads. :lol:

Mike Taylor
01-30-2009, 12:40 AM
Two more for your enjoyment

AriGriffin
01-30-2009, 04:21 AM
Here are some demotivators that I made a while ago.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c58/AriGriffin/Avatar%20Despair/Beauty.jpg

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c58/AriGriffin/Avatar%20Despair/Arrogance.jpg

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c58/AriGriffin/Avatar%20Despair/CustomerCare.jpg

tropicsgoddess
01-31-2009, 03:12 PM
I love the customer care poster...I wish I could hang that up at my desk at work. :roll:

Jester
01-31-2009, 03:45 PM
And my newest, which I just made yesterday:

That one is awesome.

The Betty White one and the Earth one just cracked me up!

I have found several awesome ones online, but here are some of the better (and more site-appropriate) ones.

I am not a gamer like many of you, so mine are geared towards one of MY favorite hobbies.....

Don't you love it when you can use the same picture in a different way?
(See #2 and #3)

Okay, #4 is crude, I'll admit, but you have to agree, it IS motivational!

Jester
01-31-2009, 04:57 PM
Beer drinkers will CERTAINLY understand #1. The rest of you will think it's silly....but of course you're wrong. :lol:

And yet more truth: (#2 and #3)

Gawdzillers
01-31-2009, 06:26 PM
Here are some:

depechemodefan
01-31-2009, 09:05 PM
Ok, I love the poster that says "I told her that was what the beer was for".

Jeep Brah?

Mike Taylor
02-01-2009, 03:46 AM
Another one:

Eric the Grey
02-01-2009, 04:15 AM
Here's a new one I just created today, I'm going to issue a Rule # 1 Caution on this one, to protect those with a perverted sense of humor!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/JackTChance/Cosplay_Poster.jpg

:D

I just want to know who she was suppose to be...

Plus, I had to respond to one of the Beer posters: :devil:

1240

All in all, I'm enjoying this thread. :)

:cool: Eric the Grey

Broomjockey
02-01-2009, 04:27 AM
Here's a few more. Unfortunately, some of my real favourites aren't exactly board-safe :devil:

Jack T. Chance
02-01-2009, 07:04 PM
I just want to know who she was suppose to be...Howsabout... the (Asian) girl of my dreams?

Or maybe... Miss Right Now? ;)

Spiffy McMoron
02-01-2009, 07:27 PM
Just thought I'd dig out a couple more (site-appropriate) ones:

Mike Taylor
02-03-2009, 04:01 PM
Legacy Heroes

depechemodefan
02-04-2009, 01:47 AM
I love the "you shall not pass" one, hee.

here's a subtopic in television without pity "My Motivation Is This http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=3142036&pid=11321635&st=30870&#entry11321635Up to page 2059

Akasa
02-04-2009, 08:27 AM
These are some of my favorites:

Akasa
02-04-2009, 08:27 AM
Another of my favorites:

Broomjockey
02-04-2009, 02:29 PM
Found a stash of some good ones:

http://despair.sydlexia.com/

Jack T. Chance
02-09-2009, 05:39 PM
Found a stash of some good ones:

http://despair.sydlexia.com/OK, I must now reply to one of those by posting the REAL version of it: (See#1)

:devil:

Some more classics... (#2,3,4,5)

Jack T. Chance
02-09-2009, 05:39 PM
More classics... (#1,2,3,4)


One that reminds me of the Dark Times, or, as I usually call 'em now, The Bad Old Days...(#5)

Jack T. Chance
02-09-2009, 05:39 PM
And For The Win...

:D

Broomjockey
02-09-2009, 06:06 PM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2007/09/awesomepc6.jpg


:D

http://www.dayofthejedi.com/articles/2008/05/images/motivators/b/105.jpg

Pwned. :p

Jack T. Chance
02-09-2009, 06:40 PM
Pwned. :pSpeaking only for myself, and I am unanimous in this... I've TRIED to prevent the poster creator from cropping images... I've resized the same image MULTIPLE times, making it smaller, and smaller, and smaller still, and I STILL couldn't stop the thing from cropping it! So, getting it to come out with the whole image ain't always as easy as you make it sound! :p

Now then, this was how I felt this morning....

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2008/05/Shit.jpg

'Nuff said! ;)

Jester
02-09-2009, 07:55 PM
Poster creator? WHAT poster creator? There's a site/program that makes this shit for you? Really? Where?

Oh, this could be dangerous in the wrong hands (i.e. mine).

Hon'ya-chan
02-09-2009, 08:19 PM
Here are a couple:

Broomjockey
02-09-2009, 09:03 PM
http://diy.despair.com/motivator.php

Is the most basic, commonly used one. The proper way to make one is to use default fonts, default text sizes.

Jack T. Chance
02-09-2009, 09:39 PM
Poster creator? WHAT poster creator? There's a site/program that makes this shit for you? Oh, you didn't KNOW?
WELL, YOUR ASS HAD BETTER CALL SOMEBODY!!! :p

Just kidding! :D

Here's the link --> CLICK ME! (http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/motivator.php)

That's the one I use, there may be others as well. Once you've got the poster created to your liking, just right click the image and select "save as" to save your work. :)

And while we're on the subject, here's a few that should be right up your alley, given your chosen occupation:


And if any of these offend anybody... don't blame me, I didn't make any of 'em! :p

Jack T. Chance
02-09-2009, 09:39 PM
And, again, if this offends anybody... don't blame me, I didn't make it! :p

Caveat Emptor
02-09-2009, 11:37 PM
MOD EDIT TO INSERT REAL WORDS.

dendawg
02-10-2009, 01:02 AM
Poster creator? WHAT poster creator? There's a site/program that makes this shit for you? Really? Where?I only have one thing to say:

Greenday
02-10-2009, 02:07 AM
Who can guess how bored I am tonight?

40BELOW
02-10-2009, 03:37 AM
I love these. Here are my contributions:

Bella_Vixen
02-10-2009, 04:17 AM
This is making my RR broadband freeze up. :eek:

Jester
02-10-2009, 04:45 AM
And while we're on the subject, here's a few that should be right up your alley, given your chosen occupation...

I had seen about half of those. I didn't post the "Gay Test" one because frankly, I've gotten in enough trouble on these boards. :lol:

Broomjockey
02-10-2009, 04:58 AM
Yeah, I'm thinking we almost need to slap a NSFW warning in addition to the dial up warning...

Spiffy McMoron
02-10-2009, 05:08 AM
Yeah, I'm thinking we almost need to slap a NSFW warning in addition to the dial up warning...

Done. And now, back to the motivation!

Mike Taylor
02-10-2009, 05:18 AM
One for the board:

Jester
02-10-2009, 05:33 AM
Mike, I thought that the whole Nunavut pink camo thing had pretty much gotten stale and old.

You, sir, have taken it to a new level. I am suitably AND duly impressed.







That being said, NOW can we kill it? Please?!??!?! For the children?

Mike Taylor
02-10-2009, 06:21 AM
Okay, here's something for the old-school Robotech fans.


And my apologies for beating on a dead horse, Jester. I thought I saw it twitch.

Jester
02-10-2009, 12:50 PM
I've got a few topical ones....and amusingly, I didn't have to change the picture!

1282

1283

1284

smileyeagle1021
02-10-2009, 01:26 PM
oh, these are fun, just made some of my own to share :D

first for the cat lovers

then one that's just kind of goofy

one is my twisted sense of humor

and the final one is for my mother, who still is somewhat in denial that I could be gay

Jack T. Chance
02-10-2009, 02:26 PM
Done. And now, back to the motivation!

http://www.customerssuck.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=1278&d=1234246129Story of my life. :cry:

Ree
02-10-2009, 05:23 PM
Can people please, out of courtesy for others, please shrink down your pictures to a manageable size?

It's not that difficult.
Adding as an attachment works even better.

JoitheArtist
02-10-2009, 06:27 PM
giant image of eye-burning Nunavut colors

:spew: Ow...my eyes hurt now...but that was so worth it.

Jack T. Chance
02-10-2009, 06:51 PM
Can people please, out of courtesy for others, please shrink down your pictures to a manageable size?

It's not that difficult.
Adding as an attachment works even better.Speaking only for myself, and I am unanimous in this... what constitutes a "manageable size" is highly debatable from one person to another, depending on a variety of factors, such as the resolution they're running their monitor at, speed of their internet connection (hence the 56K warning), etc.

Considering that I run with fairly high resolutions at work (1280 x 1024) and on my laptop (which has a 16:10 display running at a full HD resolution of 1920 x 1200) and as I am using a fairly speedy DSL connection, I personally have no problems with the standard size I'm seeing here. ;)

But, to each their own, and as always, Your Mileage May Vary. I can't remember what messageboard software this board uses, but I'm a member of some boards where pictures over a certain size are automatically scaled down to a more manageable size, and you can then click on the image to enlarge it up to its full, original resolution. The size it gets scaled down to might even be selectable by the individual users. Perhaps something like that could be implemented here? :confused:

And again, I would point out that anyone that fails to heed the 56K warning does so at their own risk. :p

No offense intended, just my 2 centavos, For What It's Worth. :)

Broomjockey
02-10-2009, 06:56 PM
I can't remember what messageboard software this board uses,

VBulletin. We'd have to run it by Raps and Mad Mike to see if something like that can be set up, but it's probably more trouble than it's worth, and we'd be easier off just sticking with the Dialup users warning. That said, we do prefer attachments to hotlinks (using the img tag), since some places get annoyed at their bandwidth being nicked like that. So unless it's your own site, or account on a site (photobucket et al), from here on out, can we keep the hotlinking to a minimum?

RayvenQ
02-10-2009, 07:12 PM
If you use imageshack it gives you a thumbnail you can post on forums.

depechemodefan
02-10-2009, 11:46 PM
All these motivators are great.

Though this is the first time I've heard of "Flaggots".

I stole from this site http://www.armchairgeneral.com/forums/showthread.php?t=70549&page=2

depechemodefan
02-10-2009, 11:46 PM
And finally:

Mike Taylor
02-11-2009, 03:28 AM
The problem with the attachments, at least for me, is that they become small and unreadable.

AdminAssistant
02-11-2009, 03:35 AM
The problem with the attachments, at least for me, is that they become small and unreadable.

Just click on them and they become perfectly readable and it does make browsing/loading stuff much easier. Plus, then I can decide which ones to read...I'm not all that interested in boobs. :rolleyes:

Mike Taylor
02-11-2009, 05:46 AM
Just click on them and they become perfectly readable and it does make browsing/loading stuff much easier. Plus, then I can decide which ones to read...I'm not all that interested in boobs. :rolleyes:

In my case, there are some that are illegible even after clicking the link.

Posters... not boobs, that is.

Broomjockey
02-11-2009, 02:44 PM
In my case, there are some that are illegible even after clicking the link.


What browser are you using? Because most shouldn't have an issue with the overlay. Check your popup blocker, if you have one. That might be interfering with it.

Drakstern
02-11-2009, 04:42 PM
I have folders full of these things...

Jack T. Chance
02-13-2009, 12:00 AM
If you use imageshack it gives you a thumbnail you can post on forums.Well, I do have an Imageshack account I recently created. I find Photobucket much easier to use, but I got fed up with their heavy-handed censorship, so I decided to try Imageshack. :soapbox:

Let's give this a try and see if it works... new one I just made out of an old image I rediscovered in my archive of digital pictures.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7776/certifiedhottiedemotivaqi2.th.jpg (http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7776/certifiedhottiedemotivaqi2.jpg)

:cool:

Mike Taylor
02-13-2009, 01:26 AM
Okay, that one worked. Odd.

Mike Taylor
02-13-2009, 01:32 AM
One for the video gamers, LARPers, and general pervs.

EDIT: NOW it's cooperating with me completely.

smileyeagle1021
02-16-2009, 07:13 PM
OK, I've got two more that I just made

first, another for the cat lovers out there

and then one for how work has been going recently (of course edited to protect the guilty... namely, me)

smileyeagle1021
02-16-2009, 07:13 PM
seriously, I'm addicted to these now

ok, seriously, I'm done for the day

Rapscallion
02-17-2009, 01:14 AM
In my case, there are some that are illegible even after clicking the link.

If the attachments are too small, try clicking the pop-up window that they create - bigger version!

Rapscallion

dalesys
02-17-2009, 05:18 PM
Eeek!
Smiley's trying to be well-hung!:devil:

depechemodefan
02-20-2009, 03:59 PM
Some more:

dalesys
02-20-2009, 09:32 PM
I thought that the boxers needed to be washed because the reactor HAD blown up.

Cosby: ...first you say it, then you do it...

Mike Taylor
02-22-2009, 10:11 PM
Another gaming-related one.

lordlundar
02-23-2009, 12:08 AM
In line with batman...

:D

derangedperson
02-23-2009, 04:37 AM
Anyone who's seen Lamb Of God's "Walk With Me In Hell" DVD will get this right away.

Bella_Vixen
02-23-2009, 05:46 AM
Is it me, or did the pics get bigger then usual??

Ree
02-23-2009, 07:31 AM
Is it me, or did the pics get bigger then usual??It's not your imagination.

I have had to heavily edit most of this thread to put the pictures as attachments if they were over a certain size, as apparently, the people posting did not see my earlier request to add images as attachments rather than linked images, or if they were adding as an image, to scale them down to a manageable size.

Even with the dial-up warning, and the fact that I have ultra high speed internet, it was freezing my browser. I just hadn't had a chance to edit these latest ones

Bella_Vixen
02-24-2009, 05:16 AM
It's not your imagination.

...

Even with the dial-up warning, and the fact that I have ultra high speed internet, it was freezing my browser. I just hadn't had a chance to edit these latest ones

Thanks! I mentioned a couple weeks ago that it was making my RR broadband freeze to the point that even when I closed out, I couldn't get CS to reload until I did it 3 or 4 times.

dendawg
03-01-2009, 10:23 PM
NSFW.....:angel:


1478

Jack T. Chance
03-12-2009, 10:05 PM
I just made a new one, after finding a picture of a couple custom GL figures that I thought was perfect fodder for a demotivational poster!

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/9620/steroidsdemotivationalp.th.jpg (http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/9620/steroidsdemotivationalp.jpg)

:lol:

Jack T. Chance
03-17-2009, 04:14 PM
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/28/5guysdemotivationalpost.th.jpg (http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/28/5guysdemotivationalpost.jpg)

:D

Bella_Vixen
03-18-2009, 03:44 AM
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/28/5guysdemotivationalpost.th.jpg (http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/28/5guysdemotivationalpost.jpg)

:D


AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!! And so very true.

tropicsgoddess
04-17-2009, 06:37 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/desertflower/suggestionboxdmoposter.jpg Suggestion Box

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/desertflower/micromanagementdmoposter.jpg Micromanagement

Jack T. Chance
06-17-2009, 03:03 AM
BUMP!

Bunch of new posters I've found... and a couple I've made... which I'm now putting a credit in the bottom right corner of the ones I've made, to "watermark" them as my own. :)

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4360/theinternetdemotivation.th.jpg (http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4360/theinternetdemotivation.jpg)

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/5788/teamamericademotivation.th.jpg (http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/5788/teamamericademotivation.jpg)

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/4148/slutsslutsnumberbetterw.th.jpg (http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/4148/slutsslutsnumberbetterw.jpg)

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/7262/ninjasdemotivation.th.jpg (http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/7262/ninjasdemotivation.jpg)

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/3497/masturbationtransformer.th.jpg (http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/3497/masturbationtransformer.jpg)

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/8/hypnotismdemotivational.th.jpg (http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/8/hypnotismdemotivational.jpg)

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/7121/expendability.th.jpg (http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/7121/expendability.jpg)

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/1182/cloudsgodzilla.th.jpg (http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/1182/cloudsgodzilla.jpg)

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4374/chainofcommandspaceball.th.jpg (http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4374/chainofcommandspaceball.jpg)

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4829/burninggodzillademotiva.th.jpg (http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/4829/burninggodzillademotiva.jpg)

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2630/boobiesdemotivational.th.jpg (http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2630/boobiesdemotivational.jpg)

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/8074/bestdoorbelleverdemotiv.th.jpg (http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/8074/bestdoorbelleverdemotiv.jpg)

http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/1933/56kdemotivational.th.jpg (http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/1933/56kdemotivational.jpg)

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/6813/snakeeyesdemotivational.th.jpg (http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/6813/snakeeyesdemotivational.jpg)

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1320/snakeeyesluckdemotivati.th.jpg (http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1320/snakeeyesluckdemotivati.jpg)

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/5450/apostrophedemotivationa.th.jpg (http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/5450/apostrophedemotivationa.jpg)

Jack T. Chance
06-17-2009, 04:00 PM
A couple more I found... not made by me, but still funny...

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/4395/friendzonedemotivationa.th.jpg (http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/4395/friendzonedemotivationa.jpg)

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/2765/brassknucklecoffeemugde.th.jpg (http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/2765/brassknucklecoffeemugde.jpg)

:lol:

Mike Taylor
06-18-2009, 12:47 AM
Since my option to attach files to this thread has apparently disappeared....

Elven Bard (http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c61/anastasthetraveler/Motivational%20Posters%203/fairytale_fetish.jpg)

This Poster... (http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c61/anastasthetraveler/Motivational%20Posters%203/motivator8116058.jpg)

Intra-party Conflict (http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c61/anastasthetraveler/Motivational%20Posters%203/motivatorPartyConflict.jpg)

The Original Indy Girl (http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c61/anastasthetraveler/Motivational%20Posters%203/motivatorMarionRavenwood.jpg)

Mike Taylor
06-18-2009, 12:51 AM
http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/28/5guysdemotivationalpost.th.jpg (http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/28/5guysdemotivationalpost.jpg)

:D

Some of the best burgers I've ever had! On top of that, the fries are awesome and the staff are always in a good mood when I come in to eat. :)

BookstoreEscapee
06-18-2009, 01:44 AM
Burgers?! murderer!!

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/1687/facefood.th.jpg (http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/1687/facefood.jpg)

Mike Taylor
06-18-2009, 01:59 AM
sweet delicious tasty murder served in its own mother's milk. :devil: (aka "a cheeseburger")

BookstoreEscapee
06-18-2009, 02:05 AM
sweet delicious tasty murder served in its own mother's milk. :devil: (aka "a cheeseburger")

:lol: Sounds yummy!

hinakiba777
06-18-2009, 05:28 AM
Red meat is where I become selfish. I have a disorder that causes me to have low iron. My options are either to eat a lot of red meat, and you know, kill the moos.
Or take a medication that makes me vomit, and causes pain.

So yeah, I take the meat. (The amount of green I would have to eat would mean I'd have to almost constantly)

Jack T. Chance
06-19-2009, 01:11 AM
You guys and gals are making me seriously hungry for a Five Guys burger, now! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/JackTChance/Smilies/drool.gif

But I don't want to go back out to get one. Damn it! :banghead:

Mike Taylor
06-19-2009, 05:07 AM
You guys and gals are making me seriously hungry for a Five Guys burger, now! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/JackTChance/Smilies/drool.gif

But I don't want to go back out to get one. Damn it! :banghead:

Go forth and feast! It shall be worth your efforts!

Jack T. Chance
06-19-2009, 06:37 PM
Here's a couple new ones I just created, for the fans of The Princess Bride! :D

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/6279/inigomontoyademotivatio.th.jpg (http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/6279/inigomontoyademotivatio.jpg)

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/9176/inconceivabledemotivati.th.jpg (http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/9176/inconceivabledemotivati.jpg)

Here's a couple for directed at the Twilight fans...

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/7708/masterchiefdemotivation.th.jpg (http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/7708/masterchiefdemotivation.jpg)

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/332/sillytwilight.th.jpg (http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/332/sillytwilight.jpg)

And just a couple random ones I found amusing...

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/3846/disturbingwaldo.th.jpg (http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/3846/disturbingwaldo.jpg)

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/5452/colbertdemotivational.th.jpg (http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/5452/colbertdemotivational.jpg)

:lol:

hinakiba777
06-22-2009, 08:06 AM
Wow, the Waldo one has ruined my childhood.

BookstoreEscapee
06-27-2009, 12:02 AM
To remind us all how lovely (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/06/26/funny-pictures-sleeping-in/) it is to get up in the morning...


and one to make you feel all warm and fuzzy (http://ihasahotdog.com/2009/06/26/cute-puppy-pictures-true-love/)...


and in keeping with my current user title (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/11/27/funny-pictures-naps/)...

Plank
07-05-2009, 03:12 PM
http://ricomoss.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/retards_we_all_know_one.jpg

http://bighugelabs.com/output/motivatord3749da5fda99280a4acc53df83d220bb985ce44. jpg

Jack T. Chance
07-22-2009, 06:22 PM
Here's one for the Torchwood fans that I created for a Doctor Who forum I go to:

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/5844/gwencooperdualwieldingd.th.jpg (http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/5844/gwencooperdualwieldingd.jpg)

BookstoreEscapee
07-30-2009, 12:17 AM
because cat threads abound...

Affection (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/07/28/funny-pictures-affection/)

or not... (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/07/30/funny-pictures-mirror-kitteh-2/)

Midnight12
08-01-2009, 11:50 PM
Here's a couple for directed at the Twilight fans...

:lol:

hehe.
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p313/LexiaFira/VampireJoke.jpg

and just for the heck of it

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p313/LexiaFira/simplicity.jpg

Jack T. Chance
08-06-2009, 09:33 AM
Here's a few I found elsewhere...

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/6204/warondrugsdemotivator.th.jpg (http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/6204/warondrugsdemotivator.jpg)

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/2694/politicalpicturesstephe.th.jpg (http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/2694/politicalpicturesstephe.jpg)

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/8673/politicalpicturesdarthv.th.jpg (http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/8673/politicalpicturesdarthv.jpg)

And last but not least, here's one featuring Dex-Starr of the Red Lantern Corps! :devil:

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/9232/ragekittydemotivatorow1.th.jpg (http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/9232/ragekittydemotivatorow1.jpg)

Jack T. Chance
08-07-2009, 08:37 AM
Here's a few for fans of the Longest Running Science Fiction TV Series in History!

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/721/motivatorawesome2.th.jpg (http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/721/motivatorawesome2.jpg)

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/6574/motivatorbirthday2.th.jpg (http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/6574/motivatorbirthday2.jpg)

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/6412/motivatorhumility.th.jpg (http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/6412/motivatorhumility.jpg)

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/6320/motivatorninesmash.th.jpg (http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/6320/motivatorninesmash.jpg)

:D

EDIT: Oh yeah, almost forgot... these were all found elsewhere, I didn't make them.

Midnight12
08-07-2009, 06:54 PM
Here's a few for fans of the Longest Running Science Fiction TV Series in History!

:D
oh thats just hilariously awesome.

XCashier
08-07-2009, 10:37 PM
Here's a few for fans of the Longest Running Science Fiction TV Series in History!
I think I love you. :love:

Jack T. Chance
08-10-2009, 03:16 AM
oh thats just hilariously awesome.I think I love you. :love:I'm glad the 2 of you enjoyed them! :D

Here's a couple more I just found elsewhere... again, didn't make these, just found 'em...

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/4972/porncollection.th.jpg (http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/4972/porncollection.jpg)

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/9232/badabababaa.th.jpg (http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/9232/badabababaa.jpg)

:lol:

BookstoreEscapee
08-10-2009, 10:13 PM
That last one is just all kinds of wrong...

Jack T. Chance
08-10-2009, 10:19 PM
That last one is just all kinds of wrong...Yes, yes it is... and that's why it makes me laugh! :lol:

--Jack (who has a very perverted sense of humor! ;))

BookstoreEscapee
08-10-2009, 11:39 PM
Yes, yes it is... and that's why it makes me laugh! :lol:

--Jack (who has a very perverted sense of humor! ;))

I didn't say I didn't laugh. ;)

Jack T. Chance
08-11-2009, 09:53 PM
Here's some more I found elsewhere that made me laugh!

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/9281/futilityc.th.jpg (http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/9281/futilityc.jpg)

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/1407/narutards.th.jpg (http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/1407/narutards.jpg)

On that one, all I can say is... REAL ninjas don't wear DAY-GLOW ORANGE TRACK SUITS! :rolleyes:

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/7980/opticalillusion.th.jpg (http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/7980/opticalillusion.jpg)

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/2057/superheroesdrugsdemotiv.th.jpg (http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/2057/superheroesdrugsdemotiv.jpg)

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/478/boxofficemoti.th.jpg (http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/478/boxofficemoti.jpg)

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/2264/vaginay.th.jpg (http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/2264/vaginay.jpg)

:lol:

Jack T. Chance
08-12-2009, 09:48 PM
Here's a few several more Doctor Who ones I found...

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/5581/tardisdoingitwrong.th.jpg (http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/5581/tardisdoingitwrong.jpg)

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6845/timelordsafraid.th.jpg (http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6845/timelordsafraid.jpg)

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/1143/timelordsleather.th.jpg (http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/1143/timelordsleather.jpg)

http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/9657/motivatortvaddict.th.jpg (http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/9657/motivatortvaddict.jpg)

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/2825/regenerationdemotivatio.th.jpg (http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/2825/regenerationdemotivatio.jpg)

:D

Jack T. Chance
10-16-2009, 02:47 AM
This image was in an email that someone sent to my dad today. The instant I saw it, it inspired the following Motivational Poster...

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/9206/musicdemotivatoredited.th.jpg (http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/9206/musicdemotivatoredited.jpg)

The motivational text comes from a button I once saw an employee wearing at the now-defunct (and greatly missed) Tower Records. :)

And I finally found the right image so that I could make one I've been wanting to do for awhile! Another one for the Doctor Who fans...

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/2240/masterlaserscrewdriverd.th.jpg (http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/2240/masterlaserscrewdriverd.jpg)

:D

Jack T. Chance
10-30-2009, 03:41 AM
Here's a couple more... one I had to remake with a different image, because the original version had an unacceptable level of nudity in it...

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/2706/realitydemotivational2e.th.jpg (http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/2706/realitydemotivational2e.jpg)

...and one I found that is just HILARIOUS, if you ask me!

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/530/deceptiondemotivational.th.jpg (http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/530/deceptiondemotivational.jpg)

:lol:

Jack T. Chance
11-15-2009, 07:31 PM
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/1390/grammardemotivator.th.jpg (http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/1390/grammardemotivator.jpg)

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/7081/katanademotivator.th.jpg (http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/7081/katanademotivator.jpg)

And one for all the forum's many perverts...

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/5548/ronjeremyasmariodemotiv.th.jpg (http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/5548/ronjeremyasmariodemotiv.jpg)

:lol:

Jack T. Chance
11-22-2009, 08:25 AM
Here's some more Doctor Who themed ones that I found elsewhere...

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/3497/designatemotivator.th.jpg (http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/3497/designatemotivator.jpg)

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/9990/longscarf.th.jpg (http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/9990/longscarf.jpg)

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/958/motivatortruthrevealed.th.jpg (http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/958/motivatortruthrevealed.jpg)

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/562/thumbsupdemotivationalp.th.jpg (http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/562/thumbsupdemotivationalp.jpg)

And this last one combines Doctor Who with another one of the greatest things to come out of England...

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/1940/gargleblaster.th.jpg (http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/1940/gargleblaster.jpg)

:lol:

Jack T. Chance
11-24-2009, 02:51 AM
And continuing on with the Doctor Who-themed demotivational posters, this batch have all been created recently by Yours Truly. :D

First off, a couple for fans of popular American movies and cartoons from the 1980s, featuring images from the recently-aired (in the UK, at any rate) "Waters of Mars"...

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/489/dwshortcircuitdemotivat.th.jpg (http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/489/dwshortcircuitdemotivat.jpg)

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/9761/dwtbobdemotivatoredited.th.jpg (http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/9761/dwtbobdemotivatoredited.jpg)

And just some good-natured ribbing, in regards to the fashion sense of previous Doctors...

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/2987/celerydemotivationaledi.th.jpg (http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/2987/celerydemotivationaledi.jpg)

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/8223/doctor6demotivationaled.th.jpg (http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/8223/doctor6demotivationaled.jpg)

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/8940/fashionpolicedemotivati.th.jpg (http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/8940/fashionpolicedemotivati.jpg)

:D

draggar
11-24-2009, 10:11 PM
And this last one combines Doctor Who with another one of the greatest things to come out of England...


The gargleblaster doesn't do that to you. It only makes you feel like you had your head smashed in by a golden brick wrapped in lemon.

(But yes, the BBC version was better than the movie - Ford, Trillian, Slarty, and the Volgons were FAR better in the BBC series).

Jack T. Chance
11-25-2009, 04:33 AM
The gargleblaster doesn't do that to you. It only makes you feel like you had your head smashed in by a golden brick wrapped in lemon.

(But yes, the BBC version was better than the movie - Ford, Trillian, Slarty, and the Volgons were FAR better in the BBC series).I didn't make that one, just posted it because I thought it was funny! :D

And to get really technical, alcohol, which the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster DOES contain, IS flammable. So under the right circumstances, someone's "alcohol breath" COULD be made to ignite! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/JackTChance/Smilies/HitchhikerSmilie.gif

Oh, and I DEFINITELY prefer Zooey Deschanel as Trillian to that shrill blonde in the BBC TV adaptation. If you want to get really picky, going by the description in the book, Trillian is supposed to be either Indian or Pakistani! Zooey may be Caucasian, but at least her version had the right hair color! ;)

Jack T. Chance
11-25-2009, 09:45 AM
Posting this one for truth...

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/8679/picrealityworstgameever.th.jpg (http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/8679/picrealityworstgameever.jpg)

:lol:

Jack T. Chance
11-29-2009, 06:06 AM
Another one for aimed at the fans of Twilight...

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/8783/twilightmoms.th.jpg (http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/8783/twilightmoms.jpg)

:lol:

hinakiba777
11-30-2009, 04:21 AM
I want to make a Motivational poster, but I don't know HOW to do the caption. I mean, I can't think of one that really capture what i'm saying.

Jack T. Chance
12-01-2009, 06:07 AM
I want to make a Motivational poster, but I don't know HOW to do the caption. I mean, I can't think of one that really capture what i'm saying.I find the best thing to do is just think about it for a few days until the right caption comes to me. :)

Here's one I've just created, yet another sentiment for directed at fans of Twilight...

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/5080/crapmeyerdemotivational.th.jpg (http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/5080/crapmeyerdemotivational.jpg)

The image is stretched and distorted all to hell because the demotivational poster generator I normally use kept cropping off too much of the image, so I had to use an alternate one. :rage:

Broomjockey
12-06-2009, 12:25 AM
http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/halolz-dot-com-teamfortress2-myteamisfullofbabies-cosplay.jpg

draggar
02-05-2010, 11:21 PM
Picard bump.

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o86/draggardevir/fun/picard-poster.jpg

Jack T. Chance
06-17-2010, 04:13 PM
Here's one I found... not made by me...

this one needs to be posted due to a topic title I saw on the forum recently...

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/1390/grammardemotivator.th.jpg (http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/1390/grammardemotivator.jpg)

:D

sms001
06-23-2010, 10:12 AM
this one needs to be posted due to a topic title I saw on the forum recently...



If you are speaking of 'Your right' I thought so too, until I read through, and the title IS spelled correctly. :) Kinda sad that literacy has fallen off so badly we assume something will be incorrect.

wraiths_crono
09-09-2010, 11:26 PM
Hey, I am trying to find a poster now: had a girl with some guy in bed, and her boyfriend/husband walks in, with the entire entryway a wall of weapons. Anyone have or seen that one?