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Jester
02-16-2009, 05:29 PM
Okay, I'm in a weird mood. Or sexually frustrated. Or both.

Either way, just had this idea. I am going to post a list of stuff that y'all need to find on the net. I have no idea if any of this stuff actually exists, mind you. These are just ideas out of my sick and twisted mind. I have not researched any of them. But your goal is to find as many items on the list as possible, or as close to each item as you can. No, photoshopping something yourself is NOT allowed. If someone else has a site where they photoshopped something and posted it, that's fine. But the goal of this game is to actually find these images on the net.

Keep in mind, for the sake of the board (and so that the mods don't flay the skin off of my back), please keep any NSFW (not safe for work) type images off the thread, but merely LINK to those images. Make sense? Alrighty then.....let's get started with the things I am challenging you to find!

1. A picture of President Barack Obama. Naked.

2. Someone riding a bicycle with no wheels.

3. A pink flamingo drinking a beer.

4. A man literally pissing into the wind.

5. The ghost of a Court Jester.

6. A sock puppet with genitals. HUMAN genitals, mind you.

7. The nastiest toothpaste flavor known to man. (Yes, this is subjective. I am the judge. But keep in mind, even if I hate it, if the flavor is related to something edible, like olives, it can't possibly win.)

8. Speaking of olives, I'd like to see one. Figure skating.

9. A cow (or bull) eating a human steak. Bonus points if they are using cutlery.

10. The best (or worst) example of a "Costanza" wallet. For those that don't watch Seinfeld, a Costanza wallet is, like mine, ridiculously overstuffed. Find me the king of these.

11. Anna Paquin in a bikini. I have yet to be able to find such a picture, though I haven't looked that extensively.

12. Bill O'Reilly in shorts, sandals, and a tropical shirt. I fear that this may be easier to find than #11. And that would be so sad.

13. The largest number of athletes wearing the number 13 in a SINGLE picture. An entire team wearing it would be killer. I really don't care what the sport is. Hell, it doesn't have to be a sport or even athletes. Just the largest number of people wearing this number on their shirts or uniforms.

14. A boxing giraffe.

15. A person wearing, head to toe, pink camo. Sorry, GK. I know it's the joke that won't die, and even I'm sick of it. But I do think it would be a challenge to find this image. Plus, let's face it....THAT would be funny!

16. Snow on a palm tree.

17. A twin sunset, but with the image NOT coming from any of the Star Wars movies.

18. The Boobiemobile. I have no idea what it is, but I have to imagine it would be either pleasant or hilarious. Or perhaps both.

19. Spy beer. As in Secret Agent Beer. Yeah, that kind of spy.

20. A piratical rabbi. Alternatively, a rabbinical pirate. Shalom, me maties!


There now. That oughtta keep y'all busy for a bit, don't ya think? :lol:

Kittish
02-16-2009, 06:42 PM
8. Speaking of olives, I'd like to see one. Figure skating.



You asked for it:
http://store.coolstamps.com/endeavor/product/19541.html

Amethyst Hunter
02-16-2009, 06:52 PM
1. A picture of President Barack Obama. Naked.

12. Bill O'Reilly in shorts, sandals, and a tropical shirt. I fear that this may be easier to find than #11. And that would be so sad.

Sadly, I think you will have far more luck finding #12 than #1, even before #1 became Prez. And I'd much rather see #1 if I had to look at any pics. The very idea of #12, even clothed, makes me want to :puke:

Please, won't someone think of the poor tropical shirts?

Riesie
02-16-2009, 07:16 PM
1 - http://skirmisher.org/daily-gaggle/rudy-giullani-barack-obama-and-hillary-clintons-naked-politics/

2 - http://carlnet.no-ip.org/motocross-no-wheels.jpg although, I'm not sure if that counts as its not technically a bicycle.

3 - http://www.flamingosbytheyard.net/corona%20bottle.jpg That one was harder than I thought it would be...

4 - http://www.gdargaud.net/Climbing/ChoOyu/Pissing.jpg

5 - http://www.flickr.com/photos/giveawayboy/1719475184/

JoitheArtist
02-16-2009, 07:18 PM
Found several for number 7....

http://www.firebox.com/product/1534/Breath-Palette-Toothpaste-Kit

http://static.huddler.com/imgrepo/thumbs/8/82/kiss-my-face-anticavity-toothpaste_sm.jpg/265x265px-LS-kiss-my-face-anticavity-toothpaste_sm.jpg

http://f.inventorspot.com/files/images/PORK_2.jpg

Lace Neil Singer
02-16-2009, 07:33 PM
For 18; take your pick.

http://www.getprice.com.au/images/uploadimg/802/94__1_GN99537BX.jpg

Or if you prefer:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2384/2210993579_a5d6889b7f.jpg?v=0

SteverinoNY
02-16-2009, 07:41 PM
20. A piratical rabbi. Alternatively, a rabbinical pirate. Shalom, me maties!



A Pirate Rabbi http://babygotbooks.com/piraterabbi.jpg

Shpepper
02-16-2009, 07:42 PM
#2 http://synergy.ralf.netmindz.net/_inline-images/bike_boy_small-4718b6dab8db5.JPG

I had several of the different ones that other people have come up with already but I like this one.

#20 http://babygotbooks.com/piraterabbi.jpg

Riesie
02-16-2009, 07:43 PM
Shpepper, that works way better than the one I found :)

BarbieGirl
02-16-2009, 07:45 PM
14.http://www.teddyshop.com.au/img/pht/ted134th.jpg

16. http://media.sacbee.com/smedia/2009/02/13/11/120-RBSnow6.standalone.prod_affiliate.4.JPG

19. http://www.thailandresor.se/beer/spywinecooler.jpg not beer, but it is alcohol.

Shpepper
02-16-2009, 07:50 PM
Shpepper, that works way better than the one I found :)

I had about half of this done and then had my system lock up so I lost it. By the time I got back, several others already had what I did so I just posted the different ones.

Jester
02-16-2009, 07:52 PM
You asked for it:

Okay, I did not specify that I meant an actual olive, not Olive Oyl, so I'll give you HALF credit on that one. I still want to see an OLIVE, like the kind you'll find in a martini, figure skating.

0.5 points and a free can of spinach to you.


Reisie, you get half credit for a (semi) naked Obama.
You get no credit for the #2. Great picture, but since I specified a bicycle, not just a bike, half to ding you for that one. And you even recognized that fact, so I don't feel at all bad about it. :lol:
You also get zero credit for number 3. There is a beer, there is flamingo. I don't see in the picture the flamingo actually drinking the beer. Sorry, but no.
However, you get DOUBLE points for #4, as you found multiple guys pissing in the wind. Nicely done!
And you get full credit for #5. Interesting take on the Ghost Jester.

So I'll give you 3.5 points. Not bad.


Joi, you found several interesting flavors. And you get no points. Why? I hate to repeat myself, but....

But keep in mind...if the flavor is related to something edible...it can't possibly win.

And frankly, I didn't find any of those flavors all that repulsive. The pork one was definitely interesting.....but not repulsive. I'll give you a bottle of barbecue sauce, but sorry, no points...please drive through. :lol:


Lace, the first one I just don't get. But the second one is a classic Boobiemobile. Naturally, you get a PAIR of points. :eyewaggle:

Jester
02-16-2009, 08:02 PM
Steverino, not the most impressive Pirate Rabbi, but a Pirate Rabbi nonetheless. A single boring point for you.


Shpepper, the bike without wheels is CLASSIC! You get 2 points for that one, AND a bike-gloved salute! :salute:

Sadly, the pirate rabbit is just as sad as Steverino's, and he got it first. So no points there. Shalom.


Barbie Girl:

Your boxing giraffe, while it is clearly a boxer and has the markings of a giraffe is missing something. And I think we all know what it is. But I'll stick my neck out and give you a point.

The snow is there. The tree is there. It just doesn't look like a classic palm tree to me. I'll give you a third of a point and a chance to make it better.

19.not beer, but it is alcohol.

You are right. It's not beer. So another third of a point and a chance to improve. You now stand at 1.66666666666666666666666667 points.


NOTE TO ALL: Just because someone has found something doesn't mean you yourself can't find it. Just make sure it is not the same one they found. Preferably better. Or weirder. Or funnier. Or all of the above.


So far Shpepper has the single best find in the hunt, I have to say. I am still laughing over that one.

Riesie
02-16-2009, 08:02 PM
3 - http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/43/m_cae6cdffa82c4f4fad79d9615fdbdadf.jpg

Jester
02-16-2009, 08:05 PM
Nicely done, Riesie! Not only did you find TWO flamingos CLEARLY enjoying a couple cold ones, but you found it as the logo for a place where you would expect to find MORE pink flamingos throwing back a few barley waters! TWO drunken points to you. You staggeringly lead the pack at 5.5 points!

Riesie
02-16-2009, 08:11 PM
14 - http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/cga0156l.jpg

Jester
02-16-2009, 08:17 PM
Holy SHIT, that's funny! Riesie, that is better than I could have asked for. I actually laughed out loud! You get another two points: a left and a right!

At 7.5 points, Riesie is running away with this in the early stages, folks. :lol:

JoitheArtist
02-16-2009, 08:55 PM
And frankly, I didn't find any of those flavors all that repulsive. The pork one was definitely interesting.....but not repulsive. I'll give you a bottle of barbecue sauce, but sorry, no points...please drive through. :lol:

:lol: Wasn't expecting any points! To be fair, I am at work, and unable to fully immerse myself in Googling random images. :)

wagegoth
02-16-2009, 10:22 PM
5. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7604192.stm and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtheVEW9lZA&feature=related and http://www.imdb.com/media/rm605593344/tt0074045 and http://www.flickr.com/photos/napper77/114869532/ [yeah, cheap, but true]

wagegoth
02-16-2009, 10:29 PM
7. http://www.weirdasianews.com/2007/11/03/black-charcoal-toothpaste/

7. [but I think Jester would actually like these] http://www.toothpasteworld.com/partystore.htm

wagegoth
02-16-2009, 10:33 PM
10. Take your pick http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images;_ylt=A0geu7Vt95lJdTUA_f5XNyoA?ei=UTF-8&p=costanza%20wallet&sado=1&fr2=tab-web&fr=my-myy

wagegoth
02-16-2009, 10:39 PM
15. http://www.alexiscreations.net/images/Pink%20Camo%20Shirt.jpg and

http://www.mrtoys.com/dress-up-for-kids/jr-camo-gear.htm and

http://www.winterkids.com/product_photos/thumbnails/tn_ACF8E.jpg

[well it is everything she's wearing] http://www.hussystore.com/browseproducts/Sexy-Brazilian-Halter-Bikini-by-J-Valentine.HTML

wagegoth
02-16-2009, 10:49 PM
16. http://www.flickr.com/photos/nokidsordogs/306741627/ and

http://www.flickr.com/photos/k2pics/2672435702/ and

http://www.flickr.com/photos/artysmokes/3246714324/

wagegoth
02-16-2009, 10:54 PM
17. http://obsidianwings.blogs.com/obsidian_wings/2007/02/double_sunset.html and

http://www.deviantart.com/print/310540/

wagegoth
02-16-2009, 11:07 PM
20. http://cdbaby.com/cd/lieberman9/from/exileguy


FYI: http://www.amazon.com/Jewish-Pirates-Caribbean-Swashbuckling-Freedom/dp/0385513984 and http://www.bangitout.com/articles/viewarticle.php?a=1504

SengaKitty
02-16-2009, 11:38 PM
20. d http://www.bangitout.com/articles/viewarticle.php?a=1504

Tooooo Funny..... :lol::lol::lol:

BookstoreEscapee
02-17-2009, 12:04 AM
15. http://www.alexiscreations.net/images/Pink%20Camo%20Shirt.jpg and




Doggie made me :roll::roll::roll: Too cute! :D

Reyneth
02-17-2009, 01:21 AM
3. A pink flamingo drinking a beer.


How about flamingos that help you drink beer?
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3028/2828685059_45fa97c571.jpg?v=0



15. A person wearing, head to toe, pink camo. Sorry, GK. I know it's the joke that won't die, and even I'm sick of it. But I do think it would be a challenge to find this image. Plus, let's face it....THAT would be funny!



http://www.a2z-kids.co.uk/ul/7883_301330.jpg

Not head to toe, but the important stuff covered to not be arrested
http://i3.ebayimg.com/06/s/000/77/51/ba9e_1.JPG

http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-CUTE-PINK-CAMO-ARMY-GIRL-HALLOWEEN-COSTUME--M%2FL_W0QQitemZ190281589476QQcmdZViewItemQQimsxZ20 090121?IMSfp=TL090121153005r36493#ebayphotohosting



17. A twin sunset, but with the image NOT coming from any of the Star Wars movies.


http://www.flickr.com/photos/70592605@N00/1467968615

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_CLTnnsoXzW4/R-hlmEH5-UI/AAAAAAAABjc/lkp0LLLQv8M/IMG_1730.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/195/460136603_ba040a3ada.jpg

Jester
02-17-2009, 03:15 AM
Wasn't expecting any points!

It's a SCAVENGER HUNT. There are ALWAYS points in scavenger hunts! :lol:

Wagegoth, great work, but you get only one point for the Ghost Jester, as three of your images were different images of the same play/movie, and the fourth one was, as you said, cheap. :D

As for the toothpaste, bourbon-flavored toothpaste would not be that disgusting to many people. But black charcoal? Okay, you DEFINITELY get a barbecued point for that one!

For the Costanza wallet, my favorite was this one (http://www.tellercounty.net/images/story-wallet1.jpg). But since you made me actually pick one, you get only one overstuffed point instead of the two you would have had, had you simply picked this classic yourself.

Four the pink camo outfits, I am ignoring the doggie one, as amusing as that is, as the instructions CLEARLY said a person. And I know a lot of people on this board love their furbabies...but no. After that, though, you rocked, not only with the kids, but also with the bikini. I give you 2.5 points for this virtuoso display of the wonders of a pink camo wardrobe. (Why yes, the hot babe in the bikini DID, in fact, get you extra credit on this one.)

Pirate rabbi was amusing. Not great, but amusing. I'll give you a plank...er, point for that.

The snow-covered palms? One okay, the second two both classics. Two confused points for you.

The twin sunsets? Um, no. Nothing, nada, zip. The sun has set on your points, and you now have a whopping 8.5, leading this motley crew. Not bad, not bad.


How about flamingos that help you drink beer?

Ya know, that is not what I asked for, nor is it clear that there is actually beer in those flamingos....but the very idea of drinking beer FROM pink flamingos, and the classic picture....I am going to allow it. A home-brewed point for you, my friend!

Pink camo: TWO girls in hot pink camo outfits? Well done, sir! (Kid...eh. Cute, I guess.) A blinding 3 points for you for that!

As for the twin sunsets, your second photo was a broken link leading nowhere, and while your first and third picture were closer than anything else I've seen, I have to still say no. But you did walk away with four pointless points.

Looks like the game is indeed, as Mr. Holmes said, afoot. :D

Slytovhand
02-17-2009, 03:31 AM
Jester my friend....

11. May be NSFW... (http://www.nitrovideo.com/TopCelebs/Anna_Paquin_01/Anna_Paquin_01.html) Lots of pics... do I get multiple points?? :D (umm - it is her, isn't it??)

In case it's not - Safer for work :p (http://www.slutceleb.com/1/anna_paquin_nude_naked/images/anna_paquin0008.jpg)

or And again... (http://www.celebrityfreemoviearchive.com/stars/anna-paquin/anna-paquin_23.jpg)

Slytovhand
02-17-2009, 04:26 AM
6. Let me guess - no??? (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51B53MKXNHL._SL500.jpg)

Not even half a point?? (http://www.classicalvalues.com/wuzObsessed4.jpg)


9. Close?? (http://www.godhaven.org.uk/blogimages/cowlovin1.jpg)

And nothing to do with it, but I was amused, so I thought I'd share it :D http://www.saynotocrack.com/img/cow_star_wars.jpg

1. Naked Obama... (http://www.faithmouse.com/obama_unicorn_wall_street.jpg) It's a picture.. of Obama.. and he's naked....

Jester
02-17-2009, 05:18 AM
Jester my friend....

11. May be NSFW... Lots of pics... do I get multiple points?? :D (umm - it is her, isn't it??)

In case it's not - Safer for work :

And again...

Slytovhand my friend....

You got me all excited about Miss Anna. You really did. However.....

Your second link, which you said was safer for work, was the least safe for work (though I don't surf at work, being a bartender and all) and had zero to do with AP. Your third link was just a horrible photo. And your first link, while the best of the lot, with some good pics, had her in a bikini top....and shorts. For that, you get half credit, for half a point. Since it is, however, Anna Paquin, I'll give you double credit. One full polka-dotted point. But you can do better! (Soimeone? Please?)

6. Let me guess - no???

No. No sock puppet, no credit.

Not even half a point??

Not even a tenth. Sock puppet, yes. Does it have human genitals? No. Being NEAR something is not the same thing as HAVING something. My proximity to many females throughout the average day illustrates my point.

9. Close??

Okay, while that is not a cow eating a human steak, that IS a cow eating a human. And unless someone comes along with something better, it is, for the moment, impressive. I'll give you a lean point.

And nothing to do with it, but I was amused, so I thought I'd share it http://www.saynotocrack.com/img/cow_star_wars.jpg

Meh. I was almost tempted to take away the above point for that one. :lol:

1. Naked Obama... It's a picture.. of Obama.. and he's naked....

Meh. A modest photo. As with the other attempt at Obama au naturel, I'll give you half a point for skin.

All that effort, and all you get is 2.5 points. Tsk, tsk.

wagegoth
02-17-2009, 06:03 AM
6. http://www.verkstad.com/monkey.html

http://flickr.com/photos/kel1/122328038/in/photostream/

wagegoth
02-17-2009, 06:29 AM
17. http://www.flickr.com/photos/pandiyan/2466841687/

http://astronomy.swin.edu.au/sao/astronomynews/2007S1/TwinSuns.jpg

Shpepper
02-17-2009, 08:27 AM
So How many points for all but one?




1. A picture of President Barack Obama. Naked.
http://www.queerclick.com/images/2008/10/qce_teaser16.jpg

Could it be?

2. Someone riding a bicycle with no wheels.
Once again for my amusement

http://synergy.ralf.netmindz.net/_in...8b6dab8db5.JPG


3. A pink flamingo drinking a beer.

http://flickr.com/photos/gundog247/2625833071/


4. A man literally pissing into the wind.

http://www.magnetictimes.com/index.php?ID=1285

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_D2eh87wkZJU/R4bJYhOI64I/AAAAAAAACRI/CuX1rL0R-nY/IMG_4772.jpg


5. The ghost of a Court Jester.

http://fineartamerica.com/images-medium/1-flaming-jester-robert-ball.jpg


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9DqIHY2Dg44/SHAwqsxe1_I/AAAAAAAAAZ0/MTynJvR6agw/S220/ghost+jester+atc.+card.jpg


6. A sock puppet with genitals. HUMAN genitals, mind you.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y182/jonathanroot/lvw_cover.jpg


7. The nastiest toothpaste flavor known to man. (Yes, this is subjective. I am the judge. But keep in mind, even if I hate it, if the flavor is related to something edible, like olives, it can't possibly win.)

Charcoal was the worst one I found,


http://www.weirdasianews.com/2007/11/03/black-charcoal-toothpaste/
8. Speaking of olives, I'd like to see one. Figure skating.
I give up on this one.


9. A cow (or bull) eating a human steak. Bonus points if they are using cutlery.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/122/284967706_35402cc0a4.jpg?v=0


10. The best (or worst) example of a "Costanza" wallet. For those that don't watch Seinfeld, a Costanza wallet is, like mine, ridiculously overstuffed. Find me the king of these.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/19/105039934_ab496ff668_m.jpg


11. Anna Paquin in a bikini. I have yet to be able to find such a picture, though I haven't looked that extensively.
I canít promise this is actually her but it says it is.
http://www.zodcaps.com/moviepics/a/anna_paquin-strip.jpg



12. Bill O'Reilly in shorts, sandals, and a tropical shirt. I fear that this may be easier to find than #11. And that would be so sad.

How about a mono kini instead?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/14/18306108_ede902feea.jpg



13. The largest number of athletes wearing the number 13 in a SINGLE picture. An entire team wearing it would be killer. I really don't care what the sport is. Hell, it doesn't have to be a sport or even athletes. Just the largest number of people wearing this number on their shirts or uniforms.

How about one guy multiple times?
http://rpsportsplaques.com/Images/Photos/Football/Dan%20Marino3.jpg

14. A boxing giraffe.



http://www.thecolor.com/images/Kickboxing-Giraffe.gif





15. A person wearing, head to toe, pink camo. Sorry, GK. I know it's the joke that won't die, and even I'm sick of it. But I do think it would be a challenge to find this image. Plus, let's face it....THAT would be funny!

http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-CUTE-PINK-CAMO-ARMY-GIRL-HALLOWEEN-COSTUME--M%2FL_W0QQitemZ190281589476QQcmdZViewItemQQimsxZ20 090121?IMSfp=TL090121153005r36493

Or

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/licinius/camodress.jpg




16. Snow on a palm tree.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_oXJhgT_8ZHY/R_gGvXxRBnI/AAAAAAAAByw/hjp43DIpQQM/DSC01322.jpg

17. A twin sunset, but with the image NOT coming from any of the Star Wars movies.
http://outdoors.webshots.com/photo/2960277050034195326yjVCSR
http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/173092main_spitzersunset-516.jpg

18. The Boobiemobile. I have no idea what it is, but I have to imagine it would be either pleasant or hilarious. Or perhaps both.
http://www.breaktaker.com/albums/pictures/transportation/BoobsCar.jpg

19. Spy beer. As in Secret Agent Beer. Yeah, that kind of spy.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2193/2383618881_f7d57964ae.jpg

20. A piratical rabbi. Alternatively, a rabbinical pirate. Shalom, me maties!

http://wupj.org/Publications/Newsletter.asp?ContentID=112 Scroll down . Or click next link.

http://wupj.org/Assets/newsletter/299_2nd_set.jpg

Jester
02-17-2009, 12:21 PM
Wagegoth, nicely done on the sock monkeys....BOTH genders. Impressive. Two anatomically correct points.

And not one, but TWO twin sunsets. Two blinding points.

Four more points for you!

Jester
02-17-2009, 01:11 PM
1. Again, semi-naked gets semi-points. 0.5
2. Broken link. No soup for you!
3. Score! Hilarious, especially with the PBR. One sudsy point for you!
4. Statue is hilarious, though the second link is broken. A well-deserved granite point for you!
5. Love the green ghost jester, though not really sold on the second one. A spooky point!
6. While the puppet with boobs is funny, the goal was one with genitals. Sorry, you get nothing.
7. Charcoalís already been done. Sorry, love.
8. No olive, no love.
9. Cow barbecuing. Cute. Of course, I donít read the language in the balloon, and I have no way of knowing that what he is cooking is human. Still funny. Iíll give you half of a smokey point.
10. Holy chipotle! That may well be the king of all overstuffed wallets! Hereís a long lost receipt for two points!
11. Why do you folks tease me so? Yes, that is her, apparently, but a lousy picture. Iíll dive in for half a point for effort, though.
12. There are no words. You EXCEEDED what I asked for. That is justÖ.creepy. THREE brain bleached points for that monstrosity! (SHUDDER!)
13. How aboutÖ.not.
14. A KICKboxing giraffe? Again, exceeding expectations and requests. Iíll drop kick a point and a half your way for it.
15. First oneís been done. The second one, there are no words for. Two eye-gouging points.
16. Another broken link. Tsk, tsk.
17. The first one is a reflection. The second oneís been done. But Iíll give you a solar half-point for effort.
18. Now THAT is another classic. A pair of boobalicious points for you!
19. VERY creative. You went outside of the box and yet still found the prize. That is worth another (double secret) two points.
20. Jewish pirates are NOT rabbinical pirates. Sorry, but no mazeltov for you.

I am running late for work, so I'll let YOU total up your points (though I'll check the math later tonight, I assure you).

So How many points for all but one?

Zero. Since, frankly, you didn't GET all but one.

That being said, I am a caring gamemaster, so your Herculean effort, I shall give you five Morning Jester points. Sadly, for taxes, I must take back two of them.

All in all, though, great job, Shpepper!

Riesie
02-17-2009, 03:16 PM
9 - http://www.adamzucker.com/Images/thumbnails/cow_steak.jpg

16 - http://flickr.com/photos/garbe/78451464/

17 - http://ipac.jpl.nasa.gov/media_images/ssc2007-05c_small.jpg

One-Fang
02-17-2009, 05:46 PM
9 - http://www.adamzucker.com/Images/thumbnails/cow_steak.jpg


Okay, I'm not Jester, but I believe the request was a cow eating a human steak, NOT a cow eating a steak. There is irony in a steak-eating-cow, yes, but it's not what was asked for.

wagegoth
02-17-2009, 05:55 PM
3. http://www.flickr.com/photos/74458080@N00/851381331/

Shpepper
02-17-2009, 06:06 PM
Woohoo! ! ! ! 20.5 points.

For number 2 btw, I reused my original one. But I didn't take the points from that one for this total.
This is what happens when I get bored and can't sleep.

draftermatt
02-17-2009, 06:29 PM
Meh, I only googled Anna Paquin because I said "who dat?" and found this terrible picture.

http://www.rumela.com/albums/anna_paquin/anna_paquin01.thumb.jpg

But hey, you can add it to your collection.

Jester
02-18-2009, 03:32 AM
9 - http://www.adamzucker.com/Images/thumbnails/cow_steak.jpg

Okay, I'm not Jester, but I believe the request was a cow eating a human steak, NOT a cow eating a steak. There is irony in a steak-eating-cow, yes, but it's not what was asked for.

Said better than I could. Thanks, Fang!

16 - http://flickr.com/photos/garbe/78451464/

A new snow-covered palm. Worth a chilly point!

17 - http://ipac.jpl.nasa.gov/media_images/ssc2007-05c_small.jpg

The same photo I've seen twice already. Sorry, but no. But at least you can add a point to your total!

3. http://www.flickr.com/photos/74458080@N00/851381331/

GREAT beer-drinking flamingos! A canned point for you, WG!

Meh, I only googled Anna Paquin because I said "who dat?" and found this terrible picture.

But hey, you can add it to your collection.

Why would I? As you pointed out, that is a terrible picture.

For those wondering who Anna Paquin is, she is probably best known for her role (as a child) opposite Holly Hunter in "The Piano," as Rogue in the "X-Men" movies, and as the lead protagonist in HBO's series "True Blood."

For those wondering what my obsession with her is, well....for whatever reasons, she just happens to appeal to me. A lot. :lol:

Time for some BONUS search items. Yes, bonus. As in, you can get bonus points for them.

For TEN points, find me a picture of Rene O'Connor in a bikini. "Who the hell is Rene O'Connor?" She was the actress that played Gabrielle in "Xena: Warrior Princess." And she was my Anna Paquin long before Anna Paquin was. Oh, one important note on this search item: the picture has to be of her in a bikini, but NOT as Gabrielle. In other words, any pictures that come from "Xena" will be automatically discarded.

(No, this thread is not simply a way for me to get more pictures for my collection. A boxing giraffe? Drunk flamingos? Please. Besides, no one has yet gotten a good one of AP anyways!)

And for twenty (yes, TWENTY!) bonus points, a real challenge. Nothing naked, nothing drunk, nothing esoteric or fanciful. All I want you to do is show me a picture of the building I spent the majority of my college class time in. What's the catch? Well, I'm not going to tell you the name of said building. Or, for that matter, the name of my school. But talk to your fellow CSers. I have mentioned and talked about my alma mater on these boards enough where I should not have to say the name here. As a matter of fact, if any of YOU name it in this thread, I shall disqualify you for the remainder of this game. I know, that could make this a devil of a time. That is, however, the state of things. Get in the zone. Scavenger hunts are, after all, supposed to be a challenge, don't you know.

But since I am not a total dick (just an occasional one), I will give you some hints. For those of you who haven't been paying attention, or are new to the boards or me, I went to one of the largest schools (by enrollment) in the nation, both then and now. One that is in a major athletic conference. And my major was one that was housed in the building you shall be seeking, whose name might be very tasty to some people. Well, kind of.

Impossible? No. Difficult? Well, for twenty points, what did you expect? A road map?

Good luck. You're gonna need it.

SteverinoNY
02-18-2009, 04:03 AM
Jester my friend...if I recall correctly you went to college in your delightful home state that you talk about all the time and wish to move back to someday. I am taking a shot in the dark in hoping this building is where you spent most of your time in college, but here is a link.

Tell me if this is correct... http://www.shopformuseums.com/info/images/asu1.jpg

AdminAssistant
02-18-2009, 04:17 AM
And yet another shot in the dark....found the map for the campus. Maybe?

http://www.asu.edu/tour/tempe/stauf.html

Jester
02-18-2009, 05:57 AM
Jester my friend...if I recall correctly you went to college in your delightful home state that you talk about all the time and wish to move back to someday. I am taking a shot in the dark in hoping this building is where you spent most of your time in college, but here is a link.

Tell me if this is correct... http://www.shopformuseums.com/info/images/asu1.jpg

Great building. I remember when they built it. Funky as hell.

Sadly, Steve, I only ever took one class in it. I was not, my friend, a Fine Arts major. That building I recognized immediately (as in with one glance--it IS unmistakable) as the Fine Arts Complex. Good attempt. Right school. Wrong freakin' building.

And yet another shot in the dark....found the map for the campus. Maybe?

http://www.asu.edu/tour/tempe/stauf.html

No, not maybe. Stauffer Hall was the home for the Walter Cronkite School of Journalism and Mass Communication and the Hugh Downs School of Human Communication. As I was a broadcasting major, there was no "maybe" about it....along with my dorm and the Memorial Union (the M.U.), that building without question was my home for many years as a Sun Devil!

Congrats, AA, on your bonus of 20 Maroon and Gold points! And might I say, I am very IMPRESSED! Stauffer is not exactly a visually striking building. Hell, it's boring to look at, especially considering its proximity to the far more visually impressive Fine Arts and Architecture Buildings. How you found it, I don't know. Maybe you remember more of what I've said that I realized I've said.....but in any case, again, WELL DONE!

(Amusingly, I was going to originally ask for a picture of my dorm, but upon further review, it seems that said residence hall is no longer in existence. And I figured that asking for a pic of a nonexistent dorm was a bit much for anyone.)

AdminAssistant
02-18-2009, 01:21 PM
Well, I remembered Arizona State because of conversations we've had about various ASU's. And I remembered Tempe campus. Found a map of Tempe campus, and looked at the various building names and if any related to food. I saw a few - Cowden, Coor Hall...but eliminated them for one reason or another. Looked up Stauffer (Stouffer? :p) and when I saw it was the communications building, it seemed to remind me that at one point you mentioned being a communications major.

I may have had an advantage because I've spent so much of the past few months navigating my University's web maps trying to figure out where certain buildings are. :shrug:

Jester
02-18-2009, 01:25 PM
at one point you mentioned being a communications major.

Broadcasting major, actually, but I get your point.

wagegoth
02-18-2009, 05:51 PM
Jester, is this the place?: http://iiewww.ccit.arizona.edu//uamap/staticLarge/35.html

wagegoth
02-18-2009, 05:55 PM
Renee O'Connor: http://www.celebswap.com/forums/showthread.php?t=123101

Reyneth
02-19-2009, 01:34 AM
As for the twin sunsets, your second photo was a broken link leading nowhere, and while your first and third picture were closer than anything else I've seen, I have to still say no. But you did walk away with four pointless points.

Crap, that 2nd photo was the best. I need to find it again!

http://k53.pbase.com/o3/19/694519/1/88750780.pGuyxGZv.SunriseoverMpls2copy.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/685949_41df1ab86d.jpg?v=0

http://www.billoconnellphotography.com/gallery/albums/stock/skies/thumb_Double_Sun_023.jpg

I didn't find the broken link one, but the 2nd one here is my favorite again.

Jester
02-19-2009, 05:27 AM
Jester, is this the place?: http://iiewww.ccit.arizona.edu//uamap/staticLarge/35.html

Absolutely NOT.


Renee O'Connor: http://www.celebswap.com/forums/showthread.php?t=123101

Wage, you ROCK. Ten lustful bonus points for you!


Reyneth, the third photo is more of a creation of the clouds. Sorry, no. The first one is good, though not great. But fret not, for the second one is truly fantastic.

I'll sun dry you two points. :lol:

wagegoth
02-19-2009, 06:29 AM
Absolutely NOT.

Well, I like herrings in sour cream.

Sandman
02-19-2009, 12:13 PM
Well, I like herrings in sour cream.

http://www.vitafoodproducts.com/productDetail.asp_Q_productID_E_1_A_subcatID_E_1_A _catID_E_1_A_brandID_E_5#

Here you go! Herrings in sour cream!

Jester
02-19-2009, 12:13 PM
Well, I like herrings in sour cream.

Well, I like herring in wine sauce myself. But if you read a few posts before yours, you'll realize why your answer is just completely wrong. :lol:

wagegoth
02-19-2009, 05:50 PM
Well, I like herring in wine sauce myself. But if you read a few posts before yours, you'll realize why your answer is just completely wrong. :lol:

I thought it probably was when I posted it, but I was in a what the hell kind of mood.

Jester
02-19-2009, 11:38 PM
Wagegoth, the funny thing is, you posted a building from the school that is my school's hated rival. Check out AdminAssistant's post on the last page to see both the building and the school.

Now, it's grading time. How did y'all do? Not individually....obviously some did better than others. (And wow, do those people have too much free time on their hands!). I meant as a group.

No one actually found any pictures of Obama with full nudity. No, I didn't expect any scandalous pictures, but I figured some asshole had probably photoshopped something by now.

Y'all did find, however, some great pictures of someone riding a bicycle with no wheels, beer-drinking flamingos, jester ghosts, genital-bearing sock puppets, Costanza wallets, pugilistic giraffes, people sporting mondo pink camo, snow-covered palm trees, and twin sunsets.

And there were a couple of decent ones of people pissing into the wind, human-eating cattle, and pirate rabbis.

I saw at least one good one of a figure-skating olive and of a spy beer.

I was surprised that y'all only found one truly disgusting flavor of toothpaste.

While no one found a picture, real or faked, of a tourist-outfit-wearing Bill O'Reilly, someone DID find one even better than that!

No one really found a decent picture of Anna Paquin in a bikini (which made me a sad Jester) or a group photo of multiple athletes wearing the number 13.

So only two major failures. And those are still doable. And major bonus points if someone can somehow find a single image that combines in some way the ideas of those two failures!

Slytovhand
02-20-2009, 07:17 AM
Oops - sorry for that second 'seriously NSFW' link... obviously, that's not what it was supposed to link to...I found something somewhere which must have connected to that :blush: