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Irving Patrick Freleigh
02-25-2009, 10:00 PM
Some months back, I went to the Chinese place across the parking lot from the clearance swamp/dog bordello for lunch. The message inside my fortune cookie was "You should enhance your feminine side at this time."

I went there for lunch today. And what manifesto arrived inside the fortune cookie today? "You should enhance your feminine side at this time."

:confused:

Is somebody trying to tell me I would be better off as Ivanka Patricia Freleigh?

BookstoreEscapee
02-25-2009, 10:08 PM
So, when's the surgery scheduled for? :angel:

Nurian
02-25-2009, 10:20 PM
Well, you see, you're so manly, the universe is tipping out of balance. Your testosterone endangers the very earth! You're like a poor man's Chuck Norris.